So... Whats for lunch?

[purelife]

Oh dear tenkani. Please, leave the furry kitt'ens alone.  How about I send you Darth Vader?

[tenkani]

I don't want to hurt any kittens, but for the sake of mankind someone better toss me one pronto.
Only fuzz can abate my killing mood.
Halp!
 

[purelife]

What'll Zenu think?  

[tenkani]

Xenu wants to wipe humanity from the face of the planet so he'd probably give me a medal.
Xenu hates kittens    
 

[Sportsdude]

do the cats shoot lasers?  

[tenkani]

Some cats do, yeah.
But mostly they can just see past the meat curtains and into the spirit realm.
Xenu doesn't like being spied on.
 

[purelife]

If that's the case, tenk, you'll need Stoner.  Stoner has a wide assortment of furries.  Sorry, I can't be of help.  I have nothing furry.  But, please save the little one that hides in the corner.    

[purelife]

Xenu doesn't like being spied on.

  I think that I scared Xenu once.  Xenu almost knocked my teeth.  :O

[tenkani]

 Mother said there would be days like this.
*slowly loading shells into 12 gauge full-auto assault gun*
   

[purelife]

Father told me to question days like this.  

  *slips into catsuit

[Sportsdude]

My cat spits fire.  

[tenkani]

Where is Raor when we need her?!?!
A cat! A cat! My kingdom for a cat!!!    
 

[P.C.]

Please don't hurt me....

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[tenkani]

*slumping into furry chair*
Aaaaaaah!!!
THAT was a close one...
 

[tenkani]

Oh yeah, Mountain Mike's pizza and a diet pepsi.
It was yummy.