sorry Isis, that's not a itch to troll you are feeling. What you are actually feeling is a fungus and it needs a proper ointment applied to kill it, your Slow cream ! will not cut, the mustard this time.. don't mind that smell it is just a bad egg . For some reason I am hungry
lets see what do u need
2 kinds of fungus
snails
mouseturd
cream
butter
garlic
eggs
cheese
grapefruit
and
french bread
lets start with fungus and snails
1 package of Shiitake Mushrooms ( approximately 4 ounces worth
6 cups lightly-packed trimmed spinach leaves in bite-sized pieces
1 cup chopped tomatoes
1/4 cup grapefruit juice
1/4 cup vegetable oil
1/2 teaspoon Dijon-style prepared mustard
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon ground black pepper[/p] Trim stem ends of Shiitake Mushrooms; cut mushrooms into thin slices, through the caps and stems. In a large serving bowl place mushrooms, spinach and tomatoes; set aside. In a small bowl whisk together grapefruit juice, oil, mustard, salt and pepper. Just before serving pour over vegetables, tossing gently.[/p]
[/p]snails escargot french bread sour cream
6-12 tablespoons sour cream
10-12 mushrooms, white, fat, finely chopped
2 small onions, finely chopped
14 ounces escargot (canned, undrained, 400g)
4 tablespoons parsley, finely chopped
4 tablespoons chervil, finely chopped (optional)
4 tablespoons chives, finely chopped
4 teaspoons garlic, finely chopped (or to taste, but use a lot)
2 tablespoon butter
hefty pinch of coarse sea salt
2 - 4 teaspoon's of coarse black pepper
Directions
Put the sour cream, finely chopped mushrooms and finely chopped small onion in a pot. Heat on high until it starts bubbling making sure to stir well and often. Now that it has started to bubble nicely, turn the heat down and let it simmer (remember to keep stirring) for about 10 minutes,
Now your onion is soft, the mushrooms are cooked, and the cream sauce is reduced. it is time for the next parts to be added, open the can of escargots those are snails in case you didn't know. rinse the snails in a sieve, give them a shake to dry them a bit, Now add the snails, herbs, garlic, butter, salt and pepper to the pot.
Stir thoroughly and simmer for about 2 - 4 minutes more until the escargot / snails are heated through.
serve in small bowls with a nice hot crusty French bread
OMELETS [/p] Fill omelets with West Coast Smoked Oysters, sautéed sliced
mushrooms, peppers, onions and tasty cheese.
[p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"]Basic Plain French Omelet [/p] [table class="MsoTableGrid" style="border-collapse: collapse;" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"] [tbody] [tr style=""] [td style="border: medium none rgb(212, 208, 200); padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 6.15in; background-color: transparent;" colspan="3" width="590" valign="top"] [p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"]Ingredients[/p] [/td] [/tr] [tr style=""] [td style="border: medium none rgb(212, 208, 200); padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 32.1pt; background-color: transparent;" width="43" valign="top"] [p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"]2[/p] [/td] [td style="border: medium none rgb(212, 208, 200); padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 34.8pt; background-color: transparent;" width="46" valign="top"] [p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"]Each[/p] [/td] [td style="border: medium none rgb(212, 208, 200); padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 375.9pt; background-color: transparent;" width="501" valign="top"] [p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"]Eggs, large[/p] [/td] [/tr] [tr style=""] [td style="border: medium none rgb(212, 208, 200); padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 32.1pt; background-color: transparent;" width="43" valign="top"] [p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"]1[/p] [/td] [td style="border: medium none rgb(212, 208, 200); padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 34.8pt; background-color: transparent;" width="46" valign="top"] [p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"]Tbsp[/p] [/td] [td style="border: medium none rgb(212, 208, 200); padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 375.9pt; background-color: transparent;" width="501" valign="top"] [p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"]Water, cool[/p] [/td] [/tr] [tr style=""] [td style="border: medium none rgb(212, 208, 200); padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 32.1pt; background-color: transparent;" width="43" valign="top"] [p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"]¼[/p] [/td] [td style="border: medium none rgb(212, 208, 200); padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 34.8pt; background-color: transparent;" width="46" valign="top"] [p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"]Tsp[/p] [/td] [td style="border: medium none rgb(212, 208, 200); padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 375.9pt; background-color: transparent;" width="501" valign="top"] [p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"]Salt[/p] [/td] [/tr] [tr style=""] [td style="border: medium none rgb(212, 208, 200); padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 32.1pt; background-color: transparent;" width="43" valign="top"] [p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"]¼[/p] [/td] [td style="border: medium none rgb(212, 208, 200); padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 34.8pt; background-color: transparent;" width="46" valign="top"] [p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"]Tsp[/p] [/td] [td style="border: medium none rgb(212, 208, 200); padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 375.9pt; background-color: transparent;" width="501" valign="top"] [p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"]Black pepper, cracked[/p] [/td] [/tr] [tr style=""] [td style="border: medium none rgb(212, 208, 200); padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 32.1pt; background-color: transparent;" width="43" valign="top"] [p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"]1[/p] [/td] [td style="border: medium none rgb(212, 208, 200); padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 34.8pt; background-color: transparent;" width="46" valign="top"] [p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"]Tsp[/p] [/td] [td style="border: medium none rgb(212, 208, 200); padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 375.9pt; background-color: transparent;" width="501" valign="top"] [p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"]Parsley flakes[/p] [/td] [/tr] [tr style=""] [td style="border: medium none rgb(212, 208, 200); padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 32.1pt; background-color: transparent;" width="43" valign="top"] [p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"]½[/p] [/td] [td style="border: medium none rgb(212, 208, 200); padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 34.8pt; background-color: transparent;" width="46" valign="top"] [p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"]Tbsp[/p] [/td] [td style="border: medium none rgb(212, 208, 200); padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 375.9pt; background-color: transparent;" width="501" valign="top"] [p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"]Butter[/p] [p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"] [/p] [/td] [/tr] [/tbody] [/table] [table class="MsoTableGrid" style="border-collapse: collapse;" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"][tbody][tr style=""] [td style="border: medium none rgb(212, 208, 200); padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 6.15in; background-color: transparent;" colspan="2" width="590" valign="top"] [p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"]Procedure Steps[/p] [/td] [/tr] [tr style=""] [td style="border: medium none rgb(212, 208, 200); padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 23.4pt; background-color: transparent;" width="31" valign="top"] [p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"]1.[/p] [/td] [td style="border: medium none rgb(212, 208, 200); padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 419.4pt; background-color: transparent;" width="559" valign="top"] [p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"]Crack the eggs into a small bowl and add the water, salt, pepper and parsley[/p] [/td] [/tr] [tr style=""] [td style="border: medium none rgb(212, 208, 200); padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 23.4pt; background-color: transparent;" width="31" valign="top"] [p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"]2.[/p] [/td] [td style="border: medium none rgb(212, 208, 200); padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 419.4pt; background-color: transparent;" width="559" valign="top"] [p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"]With a fork or wire whisk gently fold the ingredients together but do not over mix[/p] [/td] [/tr] [tr style=""] [td style="border: medium none rgb(212, 208, 200); padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 23.4pt; background-color: transparent;" width="31" valign="top"] [p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"]3.[/p] [/td] [td style="border: medium none rgb(212, 208, 200); padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 419.4pt; background-color: transparent;" width="559" valign="top"] [p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"]Heat a 6" sauté or omelet pan until very hot then add the butter to melt[/p] [/td] [/tr] [tr style=""] [td style="border: medium none rgb(212, 208, 200); padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 23.4pt; background-color: transparent;" width="31" valign="top"] [p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"]4.[/p] [/td] [td style="border: medium none rgb(212, 208, 200); padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 419.4pt; background-color: transparent;" width="559" valign="top"] [p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"]Pour in the omelet egg mixture and using a rubber spatula gently fold the cooked edges of the egg over and under without scrambling[/p] [/td] [/tr] [tr style=""] [td style="border: medium none rgb(212, 208, 200); padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 23.4pt; background-color: transparent;" width="31" valign="top"] [p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"]5.[/p] [/td] [td style="border: medium none rgb(212, 208, 200); padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 419.4pt; background-color: transparent;" width="559" valign="top"] [p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"]When the omelet is about 80% set up flip it over and then add your filling of choice[/p] [/td] [/tr] [tr style=""] [td style="border: medium none rgb(212, 208, 200); padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 23.4pt; background-color: transparent;" width="31" valign="top"] [p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"]6.[/p] [/td] [td style="border: medium none rgb(212, 208, 200); padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 419.4pt; background-color: transparent;" width="559" valign="top"] [p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"]If you want to have a filling ingredient such as cheese this is when you add it to the omelet[/p] [/td] [/tr] [tr style=""] [td style="border: medium none rgb(212, 208, 200); padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 23.4pt; background-color: transparent;" width="31" valign="top"] [p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"]7.[/p] [/td] [td style="border: medium none rgb(212, 208, 200); padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 419.4pt; background-color: transparent;" width="559" valign="top"] [p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"]Once the omelet is set and cooked turn it onto the serving plate with what is known as the tri-fold procedure. A tri-fold is where the top edge of the omelet will turn onto itself and inside and curl under.[/p] [/td] [/tr] [tr style=""] [td style="border: medium none rgb(212, 208, 200); padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 23.4pt; background-color: transparent;" width="31" valign="top"] [p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"]8.[/p] [/td] [td style="border: medium none rgb(212, 208, 200); padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 419.4pt; background-color: transparent;" width="559" valign="top"] [p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"]Top with more cheese or sauce of choice[/p][/td][/tr][/tbody][/table]
and that will cure most hunger itches s =D
enjoy