LOL. Too funny SD
I only have a moment, not even enough time to catch up on this thread, but I wanted you guys to know that you're in my heart and I wish you well.
Stay positive, stay happy and be the change you envision!
EDIT: This was what I thought was funny...
[span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"]I'd be right behind them and they didn't know I was there and they'd scream.
[/span]Not the fact that you haven't had good luck with girls. Just to be clear!