lol! Im not going to comment about waving a 'wand' around.
No lapdances for us! we bought a few for the bday guy though, his gf thought it was funny, we arent too sure he remembers the whole night though. No food from there that night, but I do remember the food being pretty good from before.
I used to know a few strippers when I was younger through other friends.. one of them even had a pair of bolt on's. I remember making that comment to them Lise, and they said the first while it was a little hard, but they got used to it, and it doenst bother them. One in particular said its like a thrill when you have a bunch of people cheering you on and clapping. I dunno.