So... Whats for lunch?

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Sportsdude

#19425
Jul 05 07 02:50
holy crap. I won 20 bucks through the lottery. Damn I need to get struck by lightening more often.
So I've come to the conclusion that this theory is a fact. lol

*going back to the grocery store to collect my bounty*
 
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

tenkani

#19426
Jul 05 07 02:56
Nice!!!

Ok, I'm going to find a paperclip.

When you hear from me next I'll be a rich man!!
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

purelife

#19427
Jul 05 07 03:03
Sorry, paperclips were already invented.  You can't steal that idea.  That's plaigerism, tenkani.  You definitely earn another smite!

tenkani

#19428
Jul 05 07 03:32
I see your lips flapping but I don't feel anything.

What??

 What??

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That's what I thought...     [/DIV][/DIV][/DIV][/DIV][/DIV][/DIV][/DIV]
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

purelife

#19429
Jul 05 07 03:41
Sorry to burst your bubble, mister.  Somebody already got rich for inventing paperclips and that somebody obviously WASN'T YOU!

Sportsdude

#19430
Jul 05 07 03:42
Bert created the paper clip and sold them to Mr. Hooper.  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

purelife

#19431
Jul 05 07 03:44
I thought Bert sold them to his sidekick, Ernie.  WTF?

Sportsdude

#19432
Jul 05 07 03:47
Since when?

 
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

tenkani

#19433
Jul 05 07 03:48
"Sidekick".

Is that the P.C. term nowadays?  
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

purelife

#19434
Jul 05 07 03:48
Since Sesame Street started.  D'uh!  Didn't you get the memo?  

Sportsdude

#19435
Jul 05 07 03:52
Ernie only cares about his rubber ducky.  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

tenkani

#19436
Jul 05 07 03:53
Is that what he calls Bert's ****?
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

purelife

#19437
Jul 05 07 03:54
tenkani wrote:
 Is that what he calls Bert's ****?
I think so.  He takes it to the shower daily.
 

Sportsdude

#19438
Jul 05 07 03:54
Bert has a girlfriend some muppet character  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

tenkani

#19439
Jul 05 07 03:56
He's wearing a beard now?

How very hollywood of him    :|
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.
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