Big Me was fixing the door and he found that
he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife,
Lil Me, to the hardware store.
At the hardware store while she was waiting
for Carl, the manager, to finish waiting on a
customer, Lil Me saw a beautiful teapot on a
top shelf.
When Carl was finished, Lil Me asked how much
for the teapot.
Carl replied, "That's silver and it costs $100!"
"My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Lil Me
exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the
hinge that Big Me had sent her to buy, and Carl
went to the back room to find it.
From the back room Carl yelled, "Lil Me, you
wanna screw for that hinge?"
Lil Me replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."
This is why you shouldn't send a woman to the
hardware store.
