So... Whats for lunch?

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Sportsdude

#15360
Apr 23 07 03:10
You know what Bob Barker says Post Monkee:
Help control the pet population...
 
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

PostMonkee @(^_^)@

#15361
Apr 23 07 03:12
Thank your lucky stars I'm not a baboon or a silverback or all five of your limbs would be flying through the air right now. No, we only use our super powers for good.

  *giving sports dude a sexually menacing look*
Jesus, bad waves of paranoia, madness, fear and loathing - intolerable vibrations in this place. Get out. The weasels were closing in. I could smell the ugly brutes. Flee.

Sportsdude

#15362
Apr 23 07 03:15
naughty monkey you scared the goddess away.  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

PostMonkee @(^_^)@

#15363
Apr 23 07 03:19
=(((((

  When she comes back I will show her our post-conflict reconcilliation ceremony.

It's really quite fascinating from a cultural anthropology standpoint.

Humans are advised to wear a crash helmet, elbow and knee-pads however, as your bodies are so frail and prone to sex-related injury.
Jesus, bad waves of paranoia, madness, fear and loathing - intolerable vibrations in this place. Get out. The weasels were closing in. I could smell the ugly brutes. Flee.

Sportsdude

#15364
Apr 23 07 03:23
really. Humans last longer in the sack. Your 5 seconds and done boy.  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

forumla1

#15365
Apr 23 07 03:26
are there any persians in da house?

PostMonkee @(^_^)@

#15366
Apr 23 07 03:27
??

  You must be thinking of a different species sports dude.

When we find a new feeding ground we usually have community-wide orgies that can last all day. Why, once I saw two female bonobo go at it so hot and heavy and for such an extended period that it started a grass fire right under their rutting spot.

  True story.  
Jesus, bad waves of paranoia, madness, fear and loathing - intolerable vibrations in this place. Get out. The weasels were closing in. I could smell the ugly brutes. Flee.

PostMonkee @(^_^)@

#15367
Apr 23 07 03:31
Forumla, hi.

I'm from central Africa, but Iran is just a short walk from us.

Assuming you have very long legs.
Jesus, bad waves of paranoia, madness, fear and loathing - intolerable vibrations in this place. Get out. The weasels were closing in. I could smell the ugly brutes. Flee.

forumla1

#15368
Apr 23 07 03:46
I can be daddy long leg if necessary. I'm a vegetarian though.  I wouldn't like monkees... but if you're really nice to me, i suppose that i can compromise a bit here.  

forumla1

#15369
Apr 23 07 03:47
do you like to eat chick peas?

PostMonkee @(^_^)@

#15370
Apr 23 07 03:51
I enjoy eating fruits, nuts, seeds, sprouts, mushrooms, bark, leaves, flowers, stems, pith and roots.

But a mouth is useful for so much more than eating food, don't you agree my human friend?

I think we most likely have so much in common and only a few things to keep us apart.

Won't you take my paw and help us to bring our two species closer?    
Jesus, bad waves of paranoia, madness, fear and loathing - intolerable vibrations in this place. Get out. The weasels were closing in. I could smell the ugly brutes. Flee.

forumla1

#15371
Apr 23 07 03:53
i need you to sign this prenup that i prepared for teh bof of us.  i just want to make sure that i don't catch anything nasty.

PostMonkee @(^_^)@

#15372
Apr 23 07 03:57
No worries.

I am immune to all human STDs and you are immune to bonobo sicknesses.

But I will put my mark on your silly paper if you like.

When I return to this place.

*sniffing forumla's pretty neck and kissing it lightly*

*running away*
Jesus, bad waves of paranoia, madness, fear and loathing - intolerable vibrations in this place. Get out. The weasels were closing in. I could smell the ugly brutes. Flee.

forumla1

#15373
Apr 23 07 03:58
*waves goodbye*  *sniff sniff*  when'll you be back?  i dunno when i will be here again....    

PostMonkee @(^_^)@

#15374
Apr 23 07 04:01
*running in to room*

*softly caressing the back of forumla's elegant neck*

If I can slip out of the zoo tomorrow I will be here.

*running away*
Jesus, bad waves of paranoia, madness, fear and loathing - intolerable vibrations in this place. Get out. The weasels were closing in. I could smell the ugly brutes. Flee.
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