Hi P.C., Pitbull and Rej!
I'm a chaperone on a kindergarten field trip this morning. Oh joy. I'm always terrified about losing a kid. And, I shudder to think about what my own kid will say/do. He starts showboating whenever he senses a captive female audience. Most of the things that eminate from his mouth are pretty hilarious, but I don't like the stares from the other parents. I sound like a broken record: "He has an older brother! He learns these things from the 10 year olds, honestly!" (as if I would actually teach my 5 year old son to sing My Humps....)