LOL! So this is where the lunch thread goes on Fridays!!
One time, (back in the crazy days), went to the bar with my ex gf and a few friends, sitting around, having a few drinks. I raise my right hand, talking to it I say:
"I am so sorry, I cheated on you!"
My gf at the time didn't laugh as hard as our friends did, we didn't last too much longer anyways, she was a stuck up ****!!!