Did You Know?

Started by kitten, Jul 05 06 07:06

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Lise

kitten wrote:
DID YOU KNOW?

In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed
to have sex without a permit.


So who goes around explaining it to them?  And where do they register for a licence?

    If dogs and cats made love to one another, I shudder to think of the outcome............ *just kidding - I know what you mean*    
 
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Future Canadian

"Cigarette lighters were invented before matches" - apparently a true fact stated in The Streets' "War of the Sexes". A great song that gets stuck in my head now everytime I hear or read the phrase "did you know?"  
...religion has made some contributions to civilization. It helped in the early days to fix the calendar, and it caused Egyptian priests to chronicle ecplipses with such care that in time they were able to predict them. These two services I am prepared to acknowledge, but I do not know of any others

Gopher

Did you know that there are no less than ten threads on this board which are devoted to Paris Hilton?
A fool's paradise is better than none.

purelife

We can never get enough of Paris Hilton.  She is taking over news of Anna Nicole Smith!  Woah, a lady who can win over a dead women in terms of publicity has true YES TRUE, talent!  

Gopher

purelife wrote:
We can never get enough of Paris Hilton.  She is taking over news of Anna Nicole Smith!  Woah, a lady who can win over a dead women in terms of publicity has true YES TRUE, talent!  
 ........

  Brilliant, Purelife!
A fool's paradise is better than none.

Gopher

Did you know that 53% of Icelanders believe in elves?
A fool's paradise is better than none.

kitten

Intelligent people!
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

Gopher

The word 'samba' means to rub navels together.
A fool's paradise is better than none.

kitten

Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

Gopher

Yes, really - and furthermore did you know (you should do) that cat's urine glows under a black light  
A fool's paradise is better than none.

kitten

I forgot to buy a black light to learn that.  Serious omission with a feline emission.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

weird al

Benjamin Franklin invented electricity by rubbing cats backwards.

P.C.

rofl wierd al.

  I think that's also how this was invented.....although I could be wrong.  

     
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

kitten

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Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

P.C.

Hmmm....I don't think he invented the red X.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

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