The first time you got drunk.....

Started by Lise, Jul 01 06 08:06

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Lise

#15
Jul 03 06 08:44
What? What? TELL ME PC!!!!!!! Gotta know, gotta know, gotta know, gotta know...
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Sportsdude

#16
Jul 04 06 09:19
When was the first time you ever got drunk Lise?
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Gopher

#17
Jul 04 06 11:22
Lise, have you ever been sober?
A fool's paradise is better than none.

Lise

#18
Jul 04 06 12:35
First time I got tipsy was at my highschool graduation where we celebrated the end of our childhood years at a friend's place. One glass of wine was all it took, SD. Seriously.

  I have NEVER gotten drunk, to be honest. I don't believe in getting hammered and looking like a Paris.

  I don't drink, not even for social occasions. It's just me. I can't handle the taste of alcohol.... also, it reminds me of work.

  Sober? Yep, my middle name is sober.

  I love hearing all these stories from you guys though.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Sportsdude

#19
Jul 04 06 12:49
Lise you can be my designated driver anytime.
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Lise

#20
Jul 04 06 12:50
You wouldn't say that if you've seen how I drive, SD. Let's just say cars and me don't do well together.

  My hubby would point out................... Lise is better of drunk. *heh*
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Sportsdude

#21
Jul 04 06 12:51
You can't be that bad. If you are I'll be your human airbag.
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Lise

#22
Jul 04 06 12:52
OK, famous last words.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Sportsdude

#23
Jul 04 06 12:56
When you mean you're a bad driver what do you mean? Scared of things on the road? I've been lately, got run off the road 3 times in one day by these huge trucks on the highway.  For about a week I was flinching at any weird movement I saw at the time.
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Lise

#24
Jul 04 06 12:58
I'm........ how shall I put it delicately............... a super safe driver. Too safe and too scared of what the other drivers might do. I will flinched if something comes out of nowhere. I have to plan my routes and I never drive beyond my area unless hubby's with me.

  I guess I got to be this way since my last accident involving my sister and cousin. Haven't been the same since then.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Sportsdude

#25
Jul 04 06 12:59
Yeah my mom is the same way got in an accident and hasn't been the same since.  Were your sister and cousin okay?
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Lise

#26
Jul 04 06 01:02
How did you get run off the road by the truck drivers, SD?

  Oh, we were all fine. I had whiplash for a couple of weeks. Couldn't get up without squirming and breathing was hard. Car was a comple write-off though.

  Anyways, gotta run. See you later, SD.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Sportsdude

#27
Jul 04 06 01:09
Um, I was in there way apparently, I was just turning off to the post office had my blinker on and what not, crazy redneck in his F-350.  Then I got honked at for not slamming on the gas at a green light, right when it turned green.  In New York a cabbie bumped us with his bumper because we weren't going fast enough.  Never mess with crazy truckers, period.
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Orik

#28
Jul 04 06 08:30
 i belive i was 12 yo. had a glass of wine with dinner  was considerd old enough to have a glass with the sunday roast.... a nice red wine i belive it was australian i could be wrong though .... i also would not call it drunk  tipsy most definatly...  restless and sluggish and a wee bit off kilter  next mon a minor headache ... trust me  i kinda refilled my glass twice when the folks wernt looking . but the effects were lol .

   My frist rip roaring fall down drunk stagger stagger  fall on your ass drunk i was 16 yo ... i dont know who called my parents to come get me but someone did. glad they did thiers no way i coulda driven home that night ( skateboard folks not a car)

    i remember dad saying we will discuss this in the morning. he was not mad i was drunk  nor mad at having to come pick me up he was pissed cause it was his 60 pounder of old teachers scotch ( mind u the bottle was aproximatly 15 years old on top of the fact it was allready aged 20 years before retail sale) that i had got pissed with ( not to mention about 10 other young gentelmen and ladys )

   i can tell you at some point in the evening i ran to vomit in the bathroom , i didn't quite make it ...

i ended up vomiting, along most of the hallway, one stream of shrimp crackers and god knows what ever else, the thing is i had eaten the shrimp the day before, i drank, i swear it.  how they were thier a couple days later i dont know...  

   the next morning my right but cheek hurt like hell , you know guys the one you kleep your wallet in lol . anyways the amount of times i ended up on my ass  im guessing is between 20 and 30 times . oh and the sturn lecture on drinking and taking dads booze the next morning . not pleasant at all , one bitch of a hangover... oh man , me head hurts now in remembrance of that hangover...      
Never give up Never surrender Fight with ur last breath Fight 2 live & Fight 2 survive. Never say never & never say die. There comes a time when all will die A time we transcend & attain our place afterlife. My Fight is not yet done, I'm tired & I'd like to go home, But I'm not ready to go just yet.

Lise

#29
Jul 04 06 08:31
A river of vomit downstream? Eeeow.

  BTW, you're not drunk now, are you, Orik?
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.
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