Bahaha. Good one, Some Chick.
OK, if you're offended, don't read these gender jokes.
[P align=left][FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size=2]Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.[/FONT]
[FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size=2]Q. Why did the man cross the road?
A. He heard the chicken was a slut.[/FONT]
[FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size=2]Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A. They don't have time.[/FONT]
[FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size=2]Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilise one egg?
A. They don't stop and ask for directions.[/FONT]
[FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size=2]Q. What do men and sperm have in common?
A. They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.[/FONT]
[FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size=2]Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer.[/FONT]
[FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size=2]Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A. The bonds mature.[/FONT]
[FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size=2]Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.[/FONT]
[FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size=2]Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.[/FONT]
[FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size=2]Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.[/FONT]
[FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size=2]Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.[/FONT]
[FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size=2]Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.[/FONT]
[FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size=2]Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A. They're married.[/FONT]
[FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size=2]
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."[/FONT]
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