Bitterness

Started by Adam_Fulford, Jun 27 06 02:09

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kitten

Nerves, that's all.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

Gopher

I'm laughing a lot at the progress of this thread, every time you come up  with something it starts me off again.(That's me, gently poking fun).
A fool's paradise is better than none.

kitten

Watch where you're pointing that thing.  I'm very sensitive, I'll have you know.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

Gopher

A cushion applied to the right parts should solve the problem
A fool's paradise is better than none.

kitten

I'm not sure I have enough cushions to cover all areas.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

Gopher

An inflatable mattress perhaps?
A fool's paradise is better than none.

kitten

An astronaut's suit would be preferable.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

Gopher

No wonder the who's on line proclaimed that kitten was "Posting in Bitterness".  
A fool's paradise is better than none.

kitten

Writing in ink is a lot easier.  It takes too much time to collect enough bitterness to write in.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

Gopher

Do you grow it in your garden in the form of bittercress?
A fool's paradise is better than none.

kitten

I hadn't thought of that, but thanks for the idea.  I'm actually trying to grow enough watercress so that I don't have to haul the hose out every night.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

Gopher

Good idea - I shall be watering the lawn this evening.
A fool's paradise is better than none.

kitten

And I will be watering the flowers.....again!  They seem to dry so quickly in the heat.  My indoor plants don't need that much attention, but they are used to my system....they get water when I think of it.  I'll take out a bottle of water for myself, and suddenly I can feel them staring reproachfully at me.  That's when they get the water.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

Adam_Fulford

I had a frightening experience last night.  I was aroused from my sleep by a loud tap-tap tapping on my window.  I looked out the window and saw an alien apparition with wings.  The alien spoke to me, "What is some chick like?"  I had to orient myself to the fact that the alien was speaking to me.  Finally, I replied, "Some chick? Who are you talking about? There are lots of chicks around here."  I was hurled off my bed by a powerful electrical force and whacked against the wall. In my shaken condition, the answer dawned on me.  I said, "Some chick is sweet, but sometimes tangy, depending on what she ate."  A light filled the room and a music most mysterious emanated for a swirling mist outside. The alien was gone in a flash, and I saw a comet in the sky.  

Some Chick

*Blinks and laughs*

  You typed me into a story!