Chocolate roulette!

Started by Mike, Feb 17 06 06:26

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Mike

[h3]         Chocolate roulette: box of chocolates, one has a hot chili inside        [/h3][img]vny!://craphound.com/images/choclateroulette.jpg" align="left" height="170" width="238"]
Chocolate Russian Roulette: eleven chocolates contain creamy sweet centers; the remaining onehas a very hot chili:  Seated in individual compartments, twelve chocolate bullets lay waiting to be bitten into. Although eleven of the sweet little slugs contain delicious praline centres, one conceals a seriously red hot chilli that's guaranteed to blow your head off - metaphorically, at least.






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Witch

I wonder if you can get the other box, you know the one with eleven lucious chilis and one sickeningly sweet praline?

TehBorken

You know, the one thing the internet really did is make us aware of just how much weird stuff there is out there.
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Lise

Oooohhh..... how about a chocolate penis instead?
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

tenkani

Lise, I had no idea.[/DIV]Dark meet?
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

TehBorken

Ask and ye shall receive.....

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The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

TehBorken

[div style="overflow: auto; width: 100%;"]Tenkani, you crack me up!

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to have a happy childhood
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Lise

Now that's more like it!! Something I can definitely sink my teeth into.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

TehBorken

Now that's more like it!! Something I can definitely sink my teeth into.

Like Hershey's says, "Melts in your mouth, not in your...."?
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Lise

Well, I could do with some more melting elsewhere........
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

primefactor

If you HAD to eat one of the Monty Python special chocolates, which one would you endure? Ram's Bladder Cup, Anthrax Ripple, Crunchy Frog, or Spring Surprise? I'm guessing Ram's Bladder would be the easiest one to swallow quickly.

Witch

[FONT color=#c00000 size=6]Lark's Vomit!!??[/FONT]