Well, I'll be out of town during the fireworks this year—my house-sitters can watch them from my balcony . . .
The first year they didn't have fireworks on Canada Day I started ribbing some of my friends. I said, "I've finally discovered the difference beween Canada Day and Fourth of July: no fireworks. Is it because you guys lost the war?"
I mean, even the most impoverished municipality in the US has fireworks, on Independence Day, if nothing more.
My Canadian friends told me it was because the government was too cheap to have fireworks. I told them that stinginess was what I had come to expect in Canada, and the next time I wanted fireworks I would make the trip down to the US.