Do You Want Attention?

Started by Adam_Fulford, Jun 22 06 01:38

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Adam_Fulford

1. Put on really spiffy business clothes.  Be sure to shine your shoes.

2. Stand on a busy street corner, holding a briefcase.

3. Repeatedly shout, "SNITCHET!"

4. Confront people staring at you, and ask, "Haven't you ever seen a cicada before!?"

purelife

5.  And my name is Adam Fulford!  

49er

purelife wrote:
5.  And my name is Adam Fulford!   [/DIV]
 PL you're brutal!

Lise

Nothing attracts attention like a good set of pearly whiter-than-thou teeth. I kid you not. It's amazing how much ppl would go through to make their teeth look whiter than paper.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Dissident

Bad day at work, hey?
 
fenec rawks!

purelife

 49er wrote:
[em]purelife wrote:
[/em] [em]5.  And my name is Adam Fulford!   [/em][/div]
 [div]PL you're brutal!
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Now that I've got your attention 49er, let's meet?    

49er

Now that I've got your attention 49er, let's meet?    


uh-huh..no way..I've seen you mad

purelife

But but....I'm sweeeetttttt!    

49er

I'm sure you are.....sometimes

Give me time to gether my courage......I am very shy and timid  

Sportsdude

"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

49er

Sportsdude wrote:
Purelife rules![/DIV]
 honestly, I agree.........I have stalked her from DV to DS in the past year

purelife

49er wrote:
Sportsdude wrote:
Purelife rules![/DIV]
 honestly, I agree.........I have stalked her from DV to DS in the past year

 
You two guys are making me blush.....  
 

Isis

OMG purelife you rock...can I have your autograph?
If you say "plz" because it's shorter than "please", then I'll say "no" because its shorter than "Yes"

Adam_Fulford

(Adam Fulford exits unnoticed)