Do You Want Attention?

[Adam_Fulford]

1. Put on really spiffy business clothes.  Be sure to shine your shoes.

2. Stand on a busy street corner, holding a briefcase.

3. Repeatedly shout, "SNITCHET!"

4. Confront people staring at you, and ask, "Haven't you ever seen a cicada before!?"

[purelife]

5.  And my name is Adam Fulford!  

[49er]

purelife wrote:
5.  And my name is Adam Fulford!   [/DIV]
 PL you're brutal!

[Lise]

Nothing attracts attention like a good set of pearly whiter-than-thou teeth. I kid you not. It's amazing how much ppl would go through to make their teeth look whiter than paper.

[Dissident]

Bad day at work, hey?
 

[purelife]

 49er wrote:
[em]purelife wrote:
[/em] [em]5.  And my name is Adam Fulford!   [/em][/div]
 [div]PL you're brutal!
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Now that I've got your attention 49er, let's meet?    

[49er]

Now that I've got your attention 49er, let's meet?    


uh-huh..no way..I've seen you mad

[purelife]

But but....I'm sweeeetttttt!    

[49er]

I'm sure you are.....sometimes

Give me time to gether my courage......I am very shy and timid  

[Sportsdude]

Purelife rules!

[49er]

Sportsdude wrote:
Purelife rules![/DIV]
 honestly, I agree.........I have stalked her from DV to DS in the past year

[purelife]

49er wrote:
Sportsdude wrote:
Purelife rules![/DIV]
 honestly, I agree.........I have stalked her from DV to DS in the past year

  You two guys are making me blush.....  
 

[Isis]

OMG purelife you rock...can I have your autograph?

[Adam_Fulford]

(Adam Fulford exits unnoticed)