Cue the penis jokes...

Started by TehBorken, Jun 15 06 07:55

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TehBorken

Jun 15 06 07:55
 Man, I know there's a joke in there somewhere....


 [h3]Multivirile flatworm[/h3] Most marine flatworms are free-living, found on the sea floor around seaweed and rocky reefs. They are often fragile and will break into pieces if touched. Although they have simple bodies, their reproductive system is complex. Each worm has both male and female parts. This thumb-sized flatworm from Kaikōura has between 226 and 229 penises arranged in a band around its thin body, and a central vagina.[/p] [a href="http://www.teara.govt.nz/EarthSeaAndSky/SeaLife/MarineAnimalsWithoutBackbones/2/ENZ-Resources/Standard/2/en"]Link[/a]
 
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Lise

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Jun 15 06 07:57
OYMYSTARS!!!!! That many penises............... can you imagine walking around with those????
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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P.C.

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Jun 15 06 08:03
I would imagine telling one of those things to 'go screw yourself' would be redundant. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/liebe/g038.gif" border=0]
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Lise

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Jun 15 06 08:08
P.C. wrote:
 I would imagine telling one of those things to 'go screw yourself' would be redundant. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/liebe/g038.gif" border=0]

  LOL. Good one, PC, good one.
 
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

P.C.

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Jun 15 06 08:12
HI LISE !!!!!!!! [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/a010.gif" border=0]

  (just a teeny hi-jack......how are you feeling these days ?)
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

TehBorken

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Jun 15 06 08:14
 P.C. wrote:
I would imagine telling one of those things to 'go screw yourself' would be redundant. [img style="cursor: pointer; font-style: italic;" onclick="url(this.src);" src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/liebe/g038.gif[/img]

That's enough penises to satisfy even Paris Hilton. Well, maybe.

 
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Lise

#6
Jun 15 06 08:16
P.C. wrote:
 HI LISE !!!!!!!! [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/a010.gif" border=0]



(just a teeny hi-jack......how are you feeling these days ?)

    Hola PC. Am a bit sick with the flu. My girl was sick and so she did the next best thing which was to pass the germs to me.

  And you, my dear? How's things?
   
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

P.C.

#7
Jun 15 06 08:17
Double ROFL TehBorken.  I doubt they would have enough cash in their 229 pockets.  
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.
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