Churches Make Me Laugh

Started by TehBorken, May 06 06 12:16

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TehBorken

 I have to laugh- don't these churches have anything  better to do with $50,000? Are they SO threatened by a movie (!!) that they have to go on a crusade to "combat" it? Couldn't they have used that $50,000 to, I dunno, maybe feed some homeless people?
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                  [span class="byline"]       By BRYAN PATTERSON[/span]
       [span class="byline"]07may06[/span]

       [span class="bodytext"]       AUSTRALIA'S leading churches are launching big campaigns to combat claims made in The Da Vinci Code, the blockbuster film that hits our cinemas this month.

[/span]           [span class="bodytext"] The Anglican Church is spending $50,000 to blitz cinemas with advertisements debunking claims that Jesus Christ was married to Mary Magdalene and had a child. Meanwhile, some Catholic leaders are calling for boycotts, promoting websites that challenge author Dan Brown's conspiracy claims and urging priests to speak out from the pulpit. [/p]The Da Vinci Code depicts the Catholic Church as having suppressed the alternate version of Christianity the movie presents.  [/p]Leading Catholic scholars are gathering in Rome this weekend to discuss how the church worldwide should best handle the film's release. The Vatican has already called on Catholics to boycott it. [/p]Conservative Catholic group Opus Dei, portrayed as a conspirator, has asked distributor Sony Corp to issue a disclaimer.  [/p]Sony has declined to reveal whether it would carry a disclaimer, but said the work was not a religious one and was not meant to criticise any group. [/p]The film opens in Australian cinemas on May 18. Sony is believed to be spending $10 million on promotion campaigns.  [/p]The film will be shown on the largest number of screens in Australia, eclipsing the 552-screen record set by Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. [/p]Dr Ross Clifford, president of the Baptist Union of Australia, said The Da Vinci Code was "heretical" because it denied the resurrection, the heart of the Christian message.  [/p]The Uniting Church in Victoria is also planning seminars to counter the film's claims. The Da Vinci Code tells of a conspiracy to suppress Christ's marriage and fathering of a royal bloodline. [/p][/span]
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Gopher

I can't say that churches make me laugh, but I can say that many of them make me despair.
A fool's paradise is better than none.

Future Canadian

That they are so sure that the accounts by a handful of people from 2000 years ago is a completely accurate retelling of events and words makes me laugh.
That they get all foamy-mouthed over a different interpretation of the story  (like this movie or Last Temptation of Christ) that does no harm and may even add new insight makes me sad.
Good point TehBorken. What would Jesus do with $50,000?
 
...religion has made some contributions to civilization. It helped in the early days to fix the calendar, and it caused Egyptian priests to chronicle ecplipses with such care that in time they were able to predict them. These two services I am prepared to acknowledge, but I do not know of any others

Trollio

 TehBorken wrote:
Couldn't they have used that $50,000 to, I dunno, maybe feed some homeless people?
 
 
 Amen. And thus begins the ancient conflict between the idea, the institution, and the believer.
 
one must be intelligent to get intelligent answers.
— bebu

Gopher

Nicely pointed out, is this an original?
A fool's paradise is better than none.

kitten

I think of religion in general as brainwashing.  If a person is conditioned early in life, they will always be susceptible to suggestions made in the name of piety.  Easy prey.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

Gopher

kitten wrote:
 I think of religion in general as brainwashing.  If a person is conditioned early in life, they will always be susceptible to suggestions made in the name of piety.  Easy prey.[/DIV]
 Yes, in general but not always. The non-credal groups are fine.
A fool's paradise is better than none.