A HEADLINE YOU'LL NEVER SEE

Started by PINE, Jun 12 06 09:24

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PINE

[span class="headline"]JUST ONCE I'D LIKE TO SEE A HEADLINE THAT SAYS A COUPLE OF WOMEN DIED TRYING TO RESCUE A MAN. THAT'LL NEVER HAPPEN, UNLESS IT'S "RESCUING" HIM FROM PICKING OUT THE WRONG COLOR SHOES OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
A WOMAN RISK HER LIFE FOR A MAN? NEVER HAPPENS. NEVER NEVER NEVER.

2 Men Drown Trying to Rescue Woman in Fla.    [/span][span class="body"][span class="body"][span class="timestamp"][/span][/span] [p class="body"] [/p] [!-- BEGIN MEDIA BOX NUMBER  1 --][!-- END MEDIA BOX NUMBER  1 --] [span class="body"][span class="body"][span class="timestamp"]Jun 11, 4:12 PM EDT[/span][/span][/span]
[/p] ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. (AP) -- Two men drowned in Tampa Bay after they jumped in to save the wife of one of them, who had fallen off their boat, authorities said.[/p]  Richard Hostutler and James Smith, both of the Tampa Bay area, were not wearing life jackets Saturday afternoon in their attempt to rescue Hostutler's wife, who survived, officials said.[/p]  A sudden storm caused strong currents that pushed the men away from their 21-foot boat and complicated rescue efforts, said Joy Hill, a spokeswoman for the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.[/p]  People in another boat spotted Smith's wife yelling for help and pulled the three from the water, Hill said. It was not known when the men were pronounced dead.[/p]  [!-- BEGIN MEDIA BOX NUMBER  2 --][!-- END MEDIA BOX NUMBER  2 --] Alcohol might have been a factor in the accident, said Lt. Rick Feinberg of St. Petersburg Fire Rescue.[/p][/span]  

Dissident

 Isn't that big tropical storm heading for the North Gulf Coast?  Dumb time to be out on the water, hey?  
fenec rawks!

TehBorken

 Dissident wrote:
Isn't that big tropical storm heading for the North Gulf Coast?  Dumb time to be out on the water, hey?  
 
That crossed my mind too. Plus they were apparently drinking and not wearing life jackets (!!).

It's like they were begging for a personal introduction to Mr Death.
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.