Doggie Speed Bumps

Started by TehBorken, May 22 06 06:12

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P.C.

I think my cat thinks he's a dog.  He follows like a puppy, and RUNS to the truck when hubby gets home from work and rolls in the dirt in anticipation of him getting out of the truck.  He then, escorts him to the door, looking back over his shoulder several times to make sure he's following.

  He forgot his manners the other night, when our guests brought their dog over, and he took a serious round out of the poor thing.  He's at least 5 times bigger. (golden retriever).  He seems to be mute, but got in a huge chorus of hissing during the display.  'Dad' was ever so proud of his boy.....I, on the other hand had to be the disiplinarian and had to remove 'the blender' to a closed room.  My wounds are healing nicely.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Gopher

kitten wrote:
 And they'll probably do a better job of running it.[/DIV]
 .......

  Well, Thatcher didn't make a very good job of it!
A fool's paradise is better than none.

kitten

She wasn't much of a cat, either.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

Gopher

True, now I recall, most people referred to her as a bitch.
A fool's paradise is better than none.

kitten

And that brings us back full circle to the doggie thread.  Nicely done!
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

Gopher

It's paradoxical that anything that mentions Thatcher could be thought of as having been nicely done.  
A fool's paradise is better than none.

kitten

She was a bit of an ogre, wasn't she?
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

Gopher

A fool's paradise is better than none.

kitten

Yes, but not holding the same position of authority.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

Gopher

I wonder if the iron lady will have RIP on her grave - written out in full?   Rust In Peace.
A fool's paradise is better than none.

kitten

I was hoping for cremation.......the last inflammatory statement she would ever make!
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

Gopher

Yes, but I wouldn't like the chance of being hit by some of her fallout.
A fool's paradise is better than none.

kitten

Better the fallout than her.  
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.