Fruitcake Sighting

Started by TehBorken, May 18 06 07:14

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TehBorken

[h1 class="Headline"]Robertson: God Says Tsunami Possible For U.S.[/h1][div class="posted"]POSTED: 9:19 pm EDT May 17,                                2006[/div][div class="updated"]UPDATED: 5:14 am EDT May 18,                                2006

[/div][!--startindex--][b class="Dateline"]VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. -- [/b]The Rev. Pat Robertson says God has told him that storms and possibly a tsunami will hit America's coastline this year. The founder of the Christian Broadcasting Network has told viewers of  "The 700 Club" that the revelations came to him during his annual personal prayer retreat in January. "If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8.

He added specifics in Wednesday's show."There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest," he said.

Robertson has come under intense criticism in recent months for suggesting that U.S. agents should assassinate Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez and that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's stroke was divine retribution for Israel's pullout from the Gaza Strip.  
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

kitten

Hohum.  Yawn.  Another day, another "revelation".
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

name

Has there ever been a year when America's coasts haven't been "lashed by storms"? Storms come every year, only this time they'll be god's punishment. Right.
 

Gopher

God's never been president before.
A fool's paradise is better than none.

Sportsdude

Of course it would have to be in the Pacific Northwest because thats were all the liberals are.  God forbid a hurricane or Tsunami hit Virginia Beach, Virginia.
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Lise

Dang TehBorken... how dare you post a serious article like this without the image of a fruitcake. Don't ever to that to a pregnant lady.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

kitten

Here you go, Lise......

   [TABLE style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 15px; WIDTH: 100%"] [TBODY] [TR] [TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 30px; VERTICAL-ALIGN: top; TEXT-ALIGN: center"] [img alt="The Deluxe Fruitcake" hspace=0 src="vny!://www.collinstreet.com/files/101-fruitcake.jpg" align=baseline border=0]

[/TD][/TR][/TBODY][/TABLE].
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

TehBorken

 Lise wrote:
[div style="font-style: italic;"]Don't ever to that to a pregnant lady. [/div]
 Pregnant? And how did that happen, may I ask?  


Here are two fruitcakes for ya:
[img style="width: 224px; height: 201px;" src="vny!://www.classic-fruitcake.com/3lbfruitcake1.jpg[/img]
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Lise

Pregnant? And how did [SPAN style="FONT-STYLE: italic"]that[/SPAN] happen, may I ask?  

  LO! Thanks for the fruitcakes. As to how it happen....................  well, TehBorken, you should know, you were there.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.