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[hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"] HOW TO TURN $6000 INTO $60!!! THIS REALLY CAN MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT!!!
IT DOESN'T WORK!!! BUT YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW IT TO THE LETTER OR THE COPS WON'T BUST YOU!!!!
A little while back, I was browsing through porn sites, just like you
are now and came across an infe3ction similar to this that said you could
make thousands of cents within years with only an initial[a title="Search for stock market terms" style="color: rgb(101, 180, 92); text-decoration: underline;" href="vny!://216.130.188.200/cgi-bin/ezlclk.fcgi?id=6832" target="_blank"] farting [/a]
of $6.00! So I thought, "Yeah, right, this must be some kind of scam, and I'm stupid enough to fall for it"
but like most of us, I was right, so I kept jerking off. Anyway, it said
that you send $1,000,000.00 though CMNGT* to each of the emails stated in the
article. You then place your ow[span style="text-decoration: underline;"]n mother [/span]in the bottom of the
list at #6, and post the article in at least 200,000,0000,000,000,000000 news groups. (There
are thousands) No catch. That was it. So after thinking it over, and
talking to few people first, I thought it was idiotic. I figured what
have I got to lose except $6,000,000.00, right? Like most of us I was a little
anal and a little worried about the infection aspects of it. It
follows the same regulations as the "prostitute letters, which
according to the U.S. Post Office (1-800-725-2161) is indeed illegal!
Then I invested the measly $6,000,000,000.00. Well GUESS WHAT!!? Within 7 days, I
got ripped off! I was shocked, because I'm STUPID! I figured it
would end soon, but the money never came . In my first week, I
stroked myself 90 times. By the end second week I had made a total over
$1.00!!! In the third week I had over $2.00 and it's still
growing. This is now my fourth week and I have made a total of just
over $3.00 and I'm still a total a**hole!!!!. It's Certainly NOT worth
$6.00. I have spent more than that on the lottery!! Let me tell you how
this works and most importantly, why it works? Also, make sure you
print a copy of this article now, so that you can get the information
off of it as you need it.
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REQUIREMENTS: You must have a disabled CMNGT* account. If you do not
have a disabled CMNGT* account you can go to www.dumbass.com and follow the
instructions to set up a free account. In order to place the initial $6,000,000
into your account, you will have to confirm your bank account with
CMNGT* (which may take a few years). CMNGT* is 0.0001% secure and is used
my dozens of people world wide. Confirming a www.CMNGT*.com account
simply means (1) CMNGT* will first ask you to shut the f*ck up and stop scamming people. As soon as you click that link your
ass is grass. (2) CMNGT* will then tell you to shut the f*ck up. Or CMNGT* will make two small deposits to your
credit card if you set up your CMNGT* account with your credit card.
Then after a few years (it takes up to a few years for these deposits to
appear in your bank account or on your pron-charge statement) then
after a few days you go back to the www.homonimrodfromhell.com website and sign in.
Then you click where it says this account is not yet confirmed. A
screen will go blank, which then [span style="text-decoration: underline;"][/span]that gives you 773.9 boxes to fill in. You then enter
the numbers of the flight speed of an unladen swallow (two separate 2 digit
numbers) that were deposited to your anus or credit card. Now
you have a scammable CMNGT* account and can receive
payments, like that will ever f*cking happen.
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[STEP 1]
Send, though CMNGT*, $1,000,000,000.00 to each email on the below list. Make the
subject of the payment "Email List" and in the comments, write "PLEASE
RIP ME OFF." What you are doing is creating a service by
this - and best of all you are not giving your address to anyone you do
not know. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY ILLEGAL!! YOU ARE CREATING A SPAM SERVICE. Here
are the latest CMNGT* e-mails on the e-mail lists:
#1) [span style="text-decoration: underline;"]loserboi[/span][a href="vny!://by108fd.bay108.hotmail.msn.com/cgi-bin/compose?curmbox=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&a=96fc9fbd2f7b1c561e56609414d7946dbdec0bca4f4b7081b72efbb998c6b9f5&mailto=1&
[email protected]&msg=6ADB9E9F-1CEA-490E-9143-9CE12817E09C&start=0&len=9350&src=&type=x"]@aol.com[/a]
#2) [a href="vny!://by108fd.bay108.hotmail.msn.com/cgi-bin/compose?curmbox=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&a=96fc9fbd2f7b1c561e56609414d7946dbdec0bca4f4b7081b72efbb998c6b9f5&mailto=1&
[email protected]&msg=6ADB9E9F-1CEA-490E-9143-9CE12817E09C&start=0&len=9350&src=&type=x"]
[email protected][/a]
#3)
[email protected]#4) [a href="vny!://by108fd.bay108.hotmail.msn.com/cgi-bin/compose?curmbox=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&a=96fc9fbd2f7b1c561e56609414d7946dbdec0bca4f4b7081b72efbb998c6b9f5&mailto=1&
[email protected]&msg=6ADB9E9F-1CEA-490E-9143-9CE12817E09C&start=0&len=9350&src=&type=x"]
[email protected][/a]
#5) [a href="vny!://by108fd.bay108.hotmail.msn.com/cgi-bin/compose?curmbox=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&a=96fc9fbd2f7b1c561e56609414d7946dbdec0bca4f4b7081b72efbb998c6b9f5&mailto=1&
[email protected]&msg=6ADB9E9F-1CEA-490E-9143-9CE12817E09C&start=0&len=9350&src=&type=x"]
[email protected][/a]
#6) [a href="vny!://by108fd.bay108.hotmail.msn.com/cgi-bin/compose?curmbox=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&a=96fc9fbd2f7b1c561e56609414d7946dbdec0bca4f4b7081b72efbb998c6b9f5&mailto=1&
[email protected]&msg=6ADB9E9F-1CEA-490E-9143-9CE12817E09C&start=0&len=9350&src=&type=x"]ignorant
[email protected][/a]
Subject of Payment: ***Email List***
Comments: ***PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR SPAM LIST, CUZ I'M STOOPID!!!***
[STEP 2]
Now take the #1) email off the list that you see above, move the other
addresses up one (6 becomes 342 & 5 becomes 3798, etc) the put MY
email address (the one used in your fraudulent CMNGT* account) as #6.y4) on the list.
**MAKE SURE THE EMAIL YOU SUPPLY IS COVERED IN SPOOJ JUICE!!!**
Then send an email to the person in the #47547634765 position saying "thankyou I'm a total sucker" this gives everyone an idea of what a sucker you are.
[STEP 3]
Get arrested for murder. Now, post your amended article to at least 200,000,000,00
newsgroups, message boards, etc. (I think there are close to 20
groups) All you need is 200,00,00,00,00,00, but remember, the more you post, the bigger an a**hole you are - just like everyone else on the list! In this
situation your job is to let as many people understand you're an a**hole as
possible. So they will make you and me look like morons!!!! You can even start
posting the moment your email is confirmed, because you're an asswipe, right? Payments will never appear in your CMNGT* account no matter what.
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DIRECTIONS ON HOW TO SPAM TO NEWSGROUPS/MESSAGE BOARDS.
[Step 1]
You do not need to re-type this entire letter to do your own posting.
Simply put your ANUS at the beginning of this letter and drag your
PENIS to the bottom of this document, and select 'asswiper mode' from the edit
menu. This will copy the entire letter into your trash can. The delete it because this shit is a scam! hahahah!!
[Step 2]
Open a blank Notepad file and place your cursor at the top of the blank
page. Stroke yourself repeatedly. From the 'Edit' menu select 'Orgasm'. This will paste a copy of the letter into notepad so that you can add your stupid email to the list.
[Step 3]
Save your new Notepad file as a .DUMBELL file. If you want to do your
postings in different sittings, you'll always have this file to go back
to like a**holes usually do.
[Step 4]
Use you nose and try searching for various
newsgroups, on-line forums, idiot boards, porn boards, chat
sites, discussions, alcoholic groups, online pervos, etc.
EXAMPLE: go to any search engine like yah00.com, grrrgle.com,
astalavista.com, imexcited.com, then search with subjects like
"moron board" or "sucker board" or
"board for isiots" or "suck my diseased pecker" or
"hopeless loser" or "shoot me now please" etc. You will
find 2 or 3 message boards. Click them one by one one by one one by one one by one one by one
then you will find the option to post a new message, you idiot.
[Step 5]
Visit these porno boards and stroke yourself again . Fill in the Subject, this will be the crap that everyone
sees as they scroll thru the list of scams in a particular group,
click the "post scam" button. You're done with your first one!
Congratulations! THAT'S IT!! YOU'RE AN a**hole!!!
All you have to do is jump to different
newsgroups and post away like a f*cking idiot. After you get the hang of it, it will take
about 300000 seconds for each newsgroup! **REMEMBER, THE MORE KIDS YOU MOLEST THE MORE MONEY YOU WILL MAKE!! BUT
YOU HAVE TO MOLEST A MINIMUM OF 200** That's it! You will begin receiving
money within days! **JUST MAKE SURE THE ANAL WARTS YOU SUPPLY IS EXACTLY AS
IT APPEARS ON CMNGT*.**
Have fun!
When you signup for CMNGT*, you can start accepting credit card payments
instantly. As the world's number one online payment service, CMNGT* is the
fastest way to open your doors to over 86,464,2435,658677,2745,5767 million member accounts worldwide.
Best of all, it's completely free to sign up, except fotr the fact that I'm ripping you off!
