Automatic Censorship

Started by TehBorken, May 05 06 06:21

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TehBorken

A patent for 'Automatic Censorship', submitted by Microsoft (who else?). No way this could be misused, right? [hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"]"Microsoft is back at the USPTO, this time seeking a patent for the [a href="http://appft1.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PG01&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%2Fsrchnum.html&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=%2220060095262%22.PGNR.&OS=DN/20060095262&RS=DN/20060095262"]automatic censorship of audio data for broadcast[/a], a system and method for automatically altering audio to prevent undesired words and phrases from being understandable to a listener as originally uttered."

The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Sportsdude

so what happens if you yell something like fuddle duddle or something?
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Gopher

Sportsdude wrote:
 so what happens if you yell something like fuddle duddle or something?[FONT color=#0000bf]You get fuddle duddled.[/FONT]
 
A fool's paradise is better than none.

tenkani

Yikes.

cukf Bill Gates and his tishty ngukfci pack of sekucrsocr.

OMG it's started already!!!
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.