True story from US, edited for brevity, because the back and forth took much longer than indicated below.
We were ordering a pizza (Trollina and myself). Told the young lad as follows:
[span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 191);"]We want pine nuts on the whole thing, then veggie burger on half, and Kalamata olives on the other half.[/span][br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 191);"]
[Stop for a moment and consider how very simple that is.]
His response:
[span style="color: rgb(192, 0, 0);"]OK, on the first [/span][span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(192, 0, 0);"]half[/span][span style="color: rgb(192, 0, 0);"] you want pine nuts, then on the second [/span][span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(192, 0, 0);"]half[/span][span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 191);"][span style="color: rgb(192, 0, 0);"] you want veggie burger and olives,...[/span]
[span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"][trying to track with this person's odd syntax and/or maths skills][/span] Yes, but with the veggie burger on one half and the olives on the other...
[span style="color: rgb(192, 0, 0);"]Right, and then the pine nuts on the first half.[/span]
No, pine nuts on all of it.
[span style="color: rgb(192, 0, 0);"]Right, and then the veggie burger on the second half with the olives.[/span]
[span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"]At this point, we decide that he does have the general idea more or less, despite having no understanding of fractions. Then he gives us a price well beyond what it should be, after which we discover that he has, in addition to the pizza with a veggie burger topping, charged us for a veggie burger that we never ordered. Now Trollina is ready to slay the young lad, when the manager steps in and takes over the order.
Welcome to the USA!
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