What was your last mistake?

Started by Gopher, Apr 20 06 01:23

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Gopher

And what was your worst?
A fool's paradise is better than none.

Good Times

The last one I remember, and I think that was the worst, was to be born covered with all sorts of goo.



There I was, naked and screaming in terror, someone holds me upside down and slaps me on the butt!



How much worse than that can it get?

kitten

Last mistake............Haven't made it yet.

Worst mistake.........Too early in the morning to figure out the worst.  *there were so many!*  [img onmouseover="this.style.backgroundColor='#C6D3EF';this.style.border='1px solid #3169C6'; " style="BORDER-RIGHT: #3169c6 1px solid; BORDER-TOP: #3169c6 1px solid; BORDER-LEFT: #3169c6 1px solid; CURSOR: pointer; BORDER-BOTTOM: #3169c6 1px solid; BACKGROUND-COLOR: #c6d3ef" onclick="InsertImage('/forums/richedit/smileys/Sad/1.gif');" onmouseout="this.style.backgroundColor=''; this.style.border=''" src="vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Sad/1.gif" align=absMiddle]
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

tenkani

Oh, my last mistake was leaving my MP3 player unatended in  a classroom. Bye bye MP3 player    

  My worst mistake was waiting so long to become a Scientologist. All those years spent wandering around in a thetan-induced daze. WHAT A WASTE!!
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Gopher

My last  (most recent) mistake was made this morning when I accidentally superglued two of my fingers to the hind leg of a cow - don't ask!  
A fool's paradise is better than none.

kits

 My worst mistake was waiting so long to become a Scientologist. All those years spent wandering around in a thetan-induced daze. WHAT A WASTE!!



Thank god (or whoever) that you have now seen the light tenk!  Now we can compare cult notes.  your Scientology, and my Landmark Forum!  hahha[/DIV]
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Sportsdude

Worst mistake? Leaving High School and becoming a home school student for my last year in high school which has turned into my last 2 years in high school.

  Last Mistake? hmm. dunno.
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

kitten

Gopher wrote:
 My last  (most recent) mistake was made this morning when I accidentally superglued two of my fingers to the leg of a cow - don't ask!  

  But I must ask!  Or perhaps maybe I don't need to hear the sordid details after.  Question retracted.
 
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

tenkani

"Thank god (or whoever) that you have now seen the light tenk!  Now we can compare cult notes.  your Scientology, and my Landmark Forum!  hahha"

  Landmark uses CoS tech but omits the core teachings.

When Xenu is freed from his umbral prison, they will be the first against the wall.
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Lise

Oh gawd. You guys are so funny.

  My last mistake............ was probably so bad I forgoteen about it already.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Future Canadian

My last and perhaps one of my worst as well - throwing away crappy old pot brownies into my studio trash can, being too lazy and stupid to empty it out for a week. Subsequently the dog gets into the trash and eats them all. I get a call at work (in the middle of lunch rush) that the dog looks like death and can't stand up and the kids are hysterical. "There are a bunch of crumbs around your garbage can FC, do you know what's going on?" ...and then the facts turn me pale...
The poor wife had to take the dog to the vet and got the mean, nasty, uptight guilt-tripping vet. Pooch was fine, just needed rest and water.
This was all a week after one of the kids foung some drying bubble hash of mine. Teh hreb was not welcome at castle FC for a looooooong time.
 
...religion has made some contributions to civilization. It helped in the early days to fix the calendar, and it caused Egyptian priests to chronicle ecplipses with such care that in time they were able to predict them. These two services I am prepared to acknowledge, but I do not know of any others