[font style="font-weight: bold;" size="4"]Harry Potter titles we'd rather not see[/font]
[font face="ARIAL,HELVETICA" size="2"][font size="1"]BY SEAN OSMAN, GUTBLOOM, SHELDON BAKER, BRODIE H. BROCKIE, OLIVER WOOD, CALAMITY JON MORRIS, BEN FLASTER, and JUSTIN VIDOVIC[/font] [/font] [font face="ARIAL,HELVETICA" size="2"]Harry Potter and the Uneventful Year When No One Tried to Kill Him [/font][/p] [font face="ARIAL,HELVETICA" size="2"]Harry Potter and the New Love Interest Who Happens to Have the Same Name as the 15-Year-Old Girl Writing this Fanfic [/font][/p] [font face="ARIAL,HELVETICA" size="2"]Harry Potter and the New Love Interest Who Happens to Have the Same Name as the 15-Year-Old Boy Writing this Fanfic [/font][/p] [font face="ARIAL,HELVETICA" size="2"]Harry Potter and the Chamber of Sucrets [/font][/p] [font face="ARIAL,HELVETICA" size="2"]Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Kidney Stone [/font][/p] [font face="ARIAL,HELVETICA" size="2"]Harry Potter and the Uncomforatble Oversexualization of Minors [/font][/p] [font face="ARIAL,HELVETICA" size="2"]Harry Potter and the Socerer are Stoned [/font][/p] [font face="ARIAL,HELVETICA" size="2"]Harry Potter and the Burning Sensation [/font][/p] [font face="ARIAL,HELVETICA" size="2"]Harry Potter and the Camping Weekend With Ron That Will Never Be Spoken Of Again [/font][/p] [font face="ARIAL,HELVETICA" size="2"]Harry Potter and the Summer Internship [/font][/p] [font face="ARIAL,HELVETICA" size="2"]Harry Potter and the E Street Band [/font][/p] [font face="ARIAL,HELVETICA" size="2"]Harry Potter and the Things You Have to do to Get By in Prison [/font][/p] [font face="ARIAL,HELVETICA" size="2"]Harry Potter and the It Was All Only A Dream [/font][/p] [font face="ARIAL,HELVETICA" size="2"]Harry Potter and the Chamber Pot of Secrets [/font][/p] [font face="ARIAL,HELVETICA" size="2"]Harry Potter and the Prisoner Detainees of Azerbaijan [/font][/p] [font face="ARIAL,HELVETICA" size="2"]Harry Potter and the Wand of Franchise Extension [/font][/p] [font face="ARIAL,HELVETICA" size="2"]Harry Potter and the Half-Blood, the Quadroon, and the Octaroon [/font][/p] [font face="ARIAL,HELVETICA" size="2"]Harold and His Big Purple Crayon of Adolescent Yearning [/font][/p] [font face="ARIAL,HELVETICA" size="2"]Hal Pot and the Intellectuals of Cambodia [/font][/p] [font face="ARIAL,HELVETICA" size="2"]Harry Putter's Magic Golf Game in 21 Weeks [/font][/p] [font face="ARIAL,HELVETICA" size="2"]Hairy Potter and the Bears of San Francisco [/font][/p] [font face="ARIAL,HELVETICA" size="2"]Harry Potter and the shameless Tom Clancy Crossover [/font][/p] [font face="ARIAL,HELVETICA" size="2"]Harry Potter and the 2000 Election [/font][/p] [font face="ARIAL,HELVETICA" size="2"]Harry Potter and the HufflePuff Orgy [/font][/p] [font face="ARIAL,HELVETICA" size="2"]Harry Potter and the Weapons of Magic Destruction [/font][/p] [font face="ARIAL,HELVETICA" size="2"]Harry Potter and the Order of the Pizza [/font][/p] [font face="ARIAL,HELVETICA" size="2"]Hermione Granger and the Cryptofascist Misogynist Conspiracy of Hogwarts [/font][/p] [font face="ARIAL,HELVETICA" size="2"]Harry Potter and the Bizarro Harry Potter [/font][/p] [font face="ARIAL,HELVETICA" size="2"]Harry Potter and the Lil Bratz [/font][/p] [font face="ARIAL,HELVETICA" size="2"]Harry Potter and the Street Fighter II Tournament [/font][/p] [font face="ARIAL,HELVETICA" size="2"]Harry Potter and the King of Pop [/font][/p] [font face="ARIAL,HELVETICA" size="2"]Harry Potter and the Birth of Christ [/font][/p] [font face="ARIAL,HELVETICA" size="2"]Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stones in His Mouth [/font][/p] [font face="ARIAL,HELVETICA" size="2"]Harry Potter and the Jews and Crusaders [/font][/p] [font face="ARIAL,HELVETICA" size="2"]Harry Potter the Geopolitical Realities of the Post-Nuclear Age [/font][/p] [font face="ARIAL,HELVETICA" size="2"]Harry Potter and Whoever Alan Rickman's Character is are Totally Doing It [/font][/p] [font face="ARIAL,HELVETICA" size="2"]Harry Potter and the Cusp of Manhood [/font][/p] [font face="ARIAL,HELVETICA" size="2"]Harry Potter and the Gauntlet of Mucous [/font][/p] [font face="ARIAL,HELVETICA" size="2"]Harry Potter and Ma$e feat. Lil' Jon and The Ruff Ryders [/font][/p] [font face="ARIAL,HELVETICA" size="2"]Harry Potter and the Insidious Compact Disc Root Kit Installation [/font][/p] [font face="ARIAL,HELVETICA" size="2"]Harry Potter and the Gargoyle of Reacharounds [/font][/p] [font face="ARIAL,HELVETICA" size="2"]Harry Potter and the Sandwich of Crotchmeat [/font][/p] [font face="ARIAL,HELVETICA" size="2"]Harry Potter and the Website of Jokes [/font][/p] [font face="ARIAL,HELVETICA" size="2"]Harry Potter and the Incredibly Long Run-On Sentence That ALmost Makes It Look As If The First Three Paragraphs Of The Story Are Actually More Like The First Three Sentences And Then Hermione Says Harry That Dragon Is Attacking You and Ron Is In Danger So Harry Potter Reaches Into His Magic Bag And Removes A Magic Card That He Says Makeus Enlargitus and The Creature On The Card Which Is A Griffin With The Body Of A Zebra But Claws Of A Lion Comes Out Of It And When It (The Dragon) s Defeated Harry Says It Was Voldemort and Hermione Says How Do You Know And Harry Says I Just Know and Ron Goes Gulp! [/font][/p] [font face="ARIAL,HELVETICA" size="2"]Harry Potter and the Hendersons [/font][/p]
