Too strange for a title

[TehBorken]

World's biggest embroidered shoe



A little kid stands by the world's  biggest embroidery shoe at a shoe exhibition in Shenyang, N. China's  Liaoning Province Saturday, April 15, 2006. The 2.8m-long, 0.71m-wide, and  0.84m-tall shoe is able to hold three little kids inside.

[kitten]

So where is the old woman who's supposed to live in it with all her kids?

[Gopher]

She still subscribes to the old Chinese custom of foot-binding, therefore her tiny feet don't allow her (or her children) to gain comfortable access