Let’s Sexy English!

Started by TehBorken, Apr 20 06 08:24

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TehBorken

 Laugh if you will (I did) at this instructional video allegedly made to teach Japanese businessmen everything they need to know about how to pick up hot [em]gaijin[/em] babes, but remember that even native English speakers had to learn what dirty words like "pussy" and "blowjob" and, uh, "cockpit" meant at some point.

If only we all could've learned them via a pretty Japanese teacher and three overdubbed white chicks in schoolgirl uniforms instead of in the schoolyard during recess in fifth grade, our lives might have turned out very different from the way they are today.

Watch the video: [a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/OJ-ac-uVaFA"]Let's Sexy English![/a]
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The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Trollio

And so it was that DiscoverSeattle came of age, on April 20, 2006.
 
 
 If I could give you 100 bless points, I would do so now.
 
 Where to begin? Eastern European prostitutes providing lessons in English?....  the superbly performed vignette on how to order the services you want rendered?....
 
 Cockpit indeed!
 
 
   
one must be intelligent to get intelligent answers.
— bebu

TehBorken

 Trollio wrote:
[span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"]Cockpit[/span] indeed!

Lol, yes, that's where you'll find the joystick.

 
   
 
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Trollio

Looking at those girls, I can't wait for the sequel....
 
 [span style="font-family: comic sans ms; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(191, 0, 95);"]Let's Sexy VD![/span]
   
one must be intelligent to get intelligent answers.
— bebu