[SPAN class=pagehead]Diagnostic Overview:[/SPAN]
[SPAN class=norm]Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did are usually reckless fools and terrible drivers. [/SPAN]
[SPAN class=pagehead]Long-Term Prognosis:[/SPAN]
[SPAN class=norm]Your impairments will prevent you from holding a job, dating, having friends, experiencing love, or trusting other people. In other words, you're perfectly suited to become a patent attorney or game show host. Your obsession with hoarding means your creepy apartment will be jammed to the ceiling with old newspapers and discarded Kentucky Fried Chicken containers. [/SPAN]
[SPAN class=pagehead]Additional Fears:[/SPAN]
[SPAN class=norm]You're also afraid of gainful employment, Wednesdays, and cats. This is silly- when was the last time cats caused you any harm?[/SPAN]
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