The "Two Kinds Of People" list...feel free to add your own.
There are two kinds of people....
The kind that calls any type of cola SODA, and the other that calls it POP.
Those who hang the roll of toilet paper over, and those who hang under.
Those who pour the cereal in first and those that pour the milk in.
People who read the instructions and those who do not
“Touch-typists” and the “hunt and peckers”
Those who think there are two types of people, and those who don’t.
Those who dip their french fries in ketchup and those who pour the ketchup on top of the fries.