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General Category => Discover Seattle! => Topic started by: TehBorken on Feb 28 06 07:48

Title: Needs more training
Post by: TehBorken on Feb 28 06 07:48
[div id="news_story"]  [div id="news_story_photo"] I shouldn't laugh, but it is funny.

[a name="1300672"][/a]http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13511193,00.html
  [/div]  [h2]'We're Going To Crash!'[/h2] [div id="story_date_stamp"]Updated: 16:08, Tuesday Fe[a name="1300672"][/a]bruary 28, 2006[/div] [/p]A stewardess caused panic by repeatedly screaming "We're going to crash" when a packed plane hit turbulance.[/p]The Virgin flight hit bad weather three hours into a journey from Gatwick to Las Vegas.[/p] Some passengers were sick and others thrown from their seats as luggage, drinks and trays were tossed around.[/p]Those using the toilet at the time were stuck in the cubicle while others prayed and cried.[/p]And their ordeal was intensified by the screaming stewardess.[/p]Passenger Paul Gibson told The Daily Mirror: "She began screaming every time the plane shook.[/p]"She shouted at the top of her voice, 'We're going to crash! We're going to crash! We're going to crash!"[/p]The un-named woman - in her mid 20s - also lobbed sick bags across the cabin when poorly passengers screamed for more.[/p]Crew members say it was the worst turbulance they had encountered.[/p]A spokesman for Virgin said no complaint had been received.[/p]"Turbulance can be a very frightening ordeal," he added.[/p](No shit. Captain Obvious to the rescue.)
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Title: Re: Needs more training
Post by: P.C. on Feb 28 06 07:54
That could be me.[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/konfus/a100.gif" border=0]....except the mid 20's part.  Not a big flyer.
Title: Re: Needs more training
Post by: r on Feb 28 06 09:46
(http://www.barco deart.com/art/portrait/download/ozzy.jpg)
Title: Re: Needs more training
Post by: Sportsdude on Feb 28 06 09:47
down to single letters are we?
Title: Re: Needs more training
Post by: P.C. on Feb 28 06 10:00
[img style="BORDER-RIGHT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px" src="http://ghettobaby.net/Emoticons/0719emotes/snick.gif"].
Title: Re: Needs more training
Post by: Witch on Feb 28 06 10:03
[BLOCKQUOTE dir=ltr style="MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px"]P.C. wrote:


That could be me.[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/konfus/a100.gif" border=0]....except the mid 20's part.  Not a big flyer.[/DIV][/BLOCKQUOTE] Me neither. I can barely carry two people at cruising altitude.
 
Title: Re: Needs more training
Post by: TehBorken on Feb 28 06 10:10
Sportsdude wrote:
down to single letters are we?

Lol. He'll be back. Mark my words. The minimum time between posts got bumped up a bit, but no doubt he'll spend a whole bunch of time figuring out how to get around it so he can post more junk. Then I'll just go in and delete them, a few minutes work. I'm suuuuuuure I'll wake up tomorrow with his junk littering the forum, but either way not much will change in the long run.


Title: Re: Needs more training
Post by: TehBorken on Mar 01 06 04:25
[p class="noindent"]Dr. Rumack You'd better tell the captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.[/p][p class="noindent"]Elaine: A hospital? What is it?[/p][p class="noindent"]Dr. Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.[/p]