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Title: Random Quotes.
Post by: Yuki on Apr 11 06 12:13
Doesn't have to make any sence.

    How ironic............after a lifetime of being able to see...........he is now blind





Don't knock on death's door.............ring the bell and run. .......He hates that



Title: Re: Random Quotes.
Post by: tenkani on Apr 11 06 12:26
Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.
Title: Re: Random Quotes.
Post by: Yuki on Apr 11 06 12:32
The water is NOT blue.!
Title: Re: Random Quotes.
Post by: tenkani on Apr 11 06 12:35
[FONT face=Tahoma size=2]Oh man, check it out--I put it inside baggies and then put baggies inside my shampoo, that way the dogs don't smell it. Full proof plan, I think.[/FONT]
Title: Re: Random Quotes.
Post by: Yuki on Apr 11 06 12:44
Your dam right you will Wang and my money, and time is money to a guy like me and your phone is dead by the way.!
Title: Re: Random Quotes.
Post by: tenkani on Apr 11 06 12:46
[FONT face=Tahoma size=2]The green-light, not the movie. I gave a go-ahead to the green-light. I mean this thing had a thumbs-up way before it got to me. Wasn’t even uh my thumb, it was a woman’s thumb.[/FONT]
Title: Re: Random Quotes.
Post by: Yuki on Apr 11 06 12:52
Kiss me, Kill me, Love me.
Title: Re: Random Quotes.
Post by: tenkani on Apr 11 06 12:55
[FONT face=Tahoma size=2]In celebration of the BioSphere experiment which has yielded one new species, we present our new flavor of Benjamin, Gerard, and Associates Ice Cream-HumAnimal Cracker Crunch.[/FONT]
Title: Re: Random Quotes.
Post by: Yuki on Apr 11 06 12:58
I don't come up for coffee, so you don't call me for 3 days.? I don't like coffee, I didn't know coffee didn't mean coffee. But now I wish I went up for coffee, just so I could spit it in your face.!
Title: Re: Random Quotes.
Post by: TehBorken on Apr 11 06 01:05
"It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile."
- Garry Marshall  


Title: Re: Random Quotes.
Post by: TehBorken on Apr 11 06 01:06
Conductor, when you receive a fare, Punch in the presence of the passenjare. A blue trip slip for an eight-cent fare, A buff trip slip for a six-cent fare, A pink trip slip for a three-cent fare, Punch in the presence of the passenjare! Punch, brothers! punch with care! Punch in the presence of the passenjare!  



   
Title: Re: Random Quotes.
Post by: Yuki on Apr 11 06 01:09
Your not Sara Connor...............
Title: Re: Random Quotes.
Post by: Legion on Apr 11 06 01:10
 Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?  
Title: Re: Random Quotes.
Post by: Yuki on Apr 11 06 01:11
No It's not. IT's a pencil!!
Title: Re: Random Quotes.
Post by: TehBorken on Apr 11 06 01:12
You hold the giraffe steady while I go fill the bathtub with brightly-colored machine tools.
 
Title: Re: Random Quotes.
Post by: Legion on Apr 11 06 01:12
 Nuns. No sense of humor.  
Title: Re: Random Quotes.
Post by: Yuki on Apr 11 06 01:14
I'm Batman!
Title: Re: Random Quotes.
Post by: Legion on Apr 11 06 01:15
Wait'll they get a load of me!  
Title: Re: Random Quotes.
Post by: Yuki on Apr 11 06 01:17
Did the fire look at you.?
Title: Re: Random Quotes.
Post by: Legion on Apr 11 06 01:20
If this is tuesday then this must be Winnetka.  
Title: Re: Random Quotes.
Post by: Yuki on Apr 11 06 01:24
bahhahahahaha He dropped his notes.!! bahahha
Title: Re: Random Quotes.
Post by: Legion on Apr 11 06 01:33
bueller? bueller?  
Title: Re: Random Quotes.
Post by: tenkani on Apr 11 06 01:36
[FONT face=Tahoma size=2]He’s dead. This is it. My friends, I’m afraid this is the return of the curse of the creature’s ghost.[/FONT]
Title: Re: Random Quotes.
Post by: Yuki on Apr 11 06 01:38
 That women on the horse stole 20 bucks off of me.
Title: Re: Random Quotes.
Post by: Legion on Apr 11 06 01:40
get killed walking your doggy!  
Title: Re: Random Quotes.
Post by: tenkani on Apr 11 06 01:40
[FONT face=Tahoma size=2]Old Limber Legs, we're walking down old Miller Creek. And when he saw that big old cow, he jumped back in the sink, Old Limber Leeeggs, we're walking....[/FONT]
Title: Re: Random Quotes.
Post by: Yuki on Apr 11 06 01:41
Oh yeah, like you don't know.
Title: Re: Random Quotes.
Post by: Legion on Apr 11 06 01:43
God bless all here  
Title: Re: Random Quotes.
Post by: tenkani on Apr 11 06 01:44
[FONT face=Tahoma size=2]Burton will tell us about his most recent lapse, and the one he has planned for August, which should take him to Rio De Janeiro. It'll be a glorifying hour of witness, I hope you'll join us. I'm Dr. Rudy Moore, now stay tuned for "The Bible Machine."[/FONT]
Title: Re: Random Quotes.
Post by: Legion on Apr 11 06 01:50
I'd buy that for a dollar!  
Title: Re: Random Quotes.
Post by: tenkani on Apr 11 06 01:54
Legion starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom.
Title: Re: Random Quotes.
Post by: TehBorken on Apr 11 06 02:01
 Damn, I coulda sworn it was unloaded!
 
Title: Re: Random Quotes.
Post by: kitten on Apr 11 06 05:26
Oops, I did it again!
Title: Re: Random Quotes.
Post by: TehBorken on Apr 11 06 05:40
 tenkani wrote:
Legion starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom.

...with a sensible cigarette for lunch and dinner.