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Title: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 09 06 06:07
I was driving home the other day, and there was a phone in radio 'contest' that was called 'Impossible Questions'.  (Not a BIG, win thousands of dollars, contest)

  Anyway, I expected after a few GOOD answers, all of which were wrong, that the REAL answer was going to be a groaner, but it was actually pretty good.

  So......here's the question.   What do most people ASK for, yet most people choose not to eat it ?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 09 06 06:43
A napkin?  
Title: Re: Impossible Qusestions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 09 06 07:11
Nope.....good try though.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: weird al on Dec 09 06 07:16
doggie bag  
Title: Re: Impossible Qusestions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 09 06 07:29
BEEEEEP........good try, weird al.
Title: Re: Impossible Qusestions
Post by: kitten on Dec 09 06 07:58
Water.  You can't eat it.
Title: Re: Impossible Qusestions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 09 06 08:02
Nuh uh, Kitten.  It's actually a food......no trick.

  (doggy bag is a pretty good guess....it fits) but that's not it.
Title: Re: Impossible Qusestions
Post by: kitten on Dec 09 06 08:14
Dinner roll?
Title: Re: Impossible Qusestions
Post by: 49er on Dec 09 06 08:20
parsley
Title: Re: Impossible Qusestions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 09 06 08:24
No dinner roll......No parsley.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c045.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Qusestions
Post by: kitten on Dec 09 06 08:34
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c002.gif" border=0].  Sugar?
Title: Re: Impossible Qusestions
Post by: 49er on Dec 09 06 08:37
I like my steak or prime rib with a layer of burnt fat on the edges but seldom eat all............so fat
Title: Re: Impossible Qusestions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 09 06 08:39
 [img]http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c002.gif" border=0 ="url(this.src);"].  Sugar?     LOL Kitten.

  Fat is a good one too.

  These are WAY better guesses than were on the radio, and I thought THEY were pretty good...........................but not it.[/DIV]
Title: Re: Impossible Qusestions
Post by: kitten on Dec 09 06 08:41
Side salad?
Title: Re: Impossible Qusestions
Post by: 49er on Dec 09 06 08:42
seconds
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 09 06 08:54
No salad........no seconds.     (Seconds is a good guess, and one that was on the radio)  
Title: Re: Impossible Qusestions
Post by: kitten on Dec 09 06 08:55
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/e136.gif" border=0]Salt and pepper?
Title: Re: Impossible Qusestions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 09 06 09:00
LOL, Kitten !!!!!!   This is making you crazy, isn't it. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c007.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Qusestions
Post by: 49er on Dec 09 06 09:03
the check......
Title: Re: Impossible Qusestions
Post by: kitten on Dec 09 06 09:05
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a032.gif" border=0]  You noticed, did you?  Dinner mints?
Title: Re: Impossible Qusestions
Post by: Lise on Dec 09 06 09:19
P.C. wrote:
So......here's the question.



What do most people ASK for, yet most people choose not to eat it ?

      Money?(http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Other/2.gif)
 
Title: Re: Impossible Qusestions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 09 06 09:19
[img height=18 src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v467/TMB/BluebirdNut/Emoticons/Positive/rofl2.gif" width=30].....Kitten  
Title: Re: Impossible Qusestions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 09 06 09:20
You can put your money where your mouth is, Lise, but you can't eat it.
Title: Re: Impossible Qusestions
Post by: kingy on Dec 09 06 09:43
P.C. wrote:
It's actually a food......no trick.[/DIV]
 i was thinking money too but money is NOT a food! that is a trick!!!!!!
Title: Re: Impossible Qusestions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 09 06 09:51
It's not money.  I was trying to be clever while I was telling Lise that you don't CHOOSE  not to eat money, but that you CAN'T eat money.  (sometimes I'm not very clever.....lol)

    I'll bring the question forward........

   What do most people ASK for, yet most people choose not to eat it ?

 
Title: Re: Impossible Qusestions
Post by: 49er on Dec 09 06 09:53
ICE
Title: Re: Impossible Qusestions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 09 06 09:58
Oooooooo, GOOD ONE.  Not it though.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Dec 09 06 09:58
its your order?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 09 06 10:00
Nope.     I think I drove poor Kitten over the edge. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Dec 09 06 10:11
leftovers?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 09 06 10:16
Best answer yet, but not it.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Orik on Dec 10 06 02:36
Desert Dessert however you spell it  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 10 06 06:18
Another good one......but not dessert.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 10 06 06:23
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/konfus/a050.gif" border=0]  Ketchup?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 10 06 06:42
Beeeeeep.  

  Next question......how long before I reveal the answer ?  It's kind of fun watching Kitten come unglued a bit. (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/7.gif) *fiendish laughter*
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 10 06 06:55
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/boese/a050.gif" border=0]I don't know!   *wail*
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Dec 10 06 07:53
any hints?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 10 06 10:22
Medicine???(http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Other/5.gif)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Dec 10 06 11:54
The bill?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 10 06 04:16
Nope, nope and nope.  It IS food.....and you're more likely to be at a restaurant when you ask for it.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 10 06 07:29
scraps
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 10 06 07:43
No scraps.  I'm trying to think of a clue, that won't totally rob you of your joy when you get it right.

  It's not a vegetable, or a meal.  Not a meat, nor has a peel.  It isn't soft, and it isn't sour.  I'll tell you the answer, you tell me the hour.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 10 06 07:46
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c024.gif" border=0]    Cracker?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 10 06 07:53
flower
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 10 06 07:56
whats happening in this thread? I missed something here...
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 10 06 07:59
 What do most people ASK for, yet most people choose not to eat it ?



They're trying to guess the answer to this question, Russ.  Give it a try.[/DIV]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 10 06 08:00
cake?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 10 06 08:00
a seat
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 10 06 08:04
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]  lol 49er.  It isn't a flower, it isn't your seat.  Sorry, not cake, nor a Porterhouse steak.      
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 10 06 08:07
a table?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 10 06 08:08
It IS edible/food, and it's very common.

My guess is everyone here has probably had one.  And if you chose not to eat it, you were at the very least probably offered one.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 10 06 08:11
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/konfus/p025.gif" border=0].  I can't think of anything else.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 10 06 08:42
orderve? (sp?)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 10 06 08:45
Sorry Russ.....not it.

    [FONT size=5]OK......this is it.........[FONT color=#0000ff]THE BIG CLUE[/FONT]..............[/FONT]

  Do you want it ????  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 10 06 08:51
Yes! I seem to be able to get first crack...
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 10 06 09:44
Pssst! you havent posted the clue yet.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Dec 10 06 09:51
i think you should tell us.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 10 06 09:56
I think Kitten would never forgive me if I didn't at least wait until she was online before giving the big clue.  

Fair ?.......Not fair ?  I have it on good authority that she has pulled several of her hairs out with her bare hands !!!!!!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 10 06 09:58
No, I think its fair! I read alot more of the thread and she seems the most into it, so it IS only fair she gets the first crack!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Dec 10 06 10:00
ok, if nobody guesses by tomorrow evening, you tell us?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 10 06 10:01
Oh.....look who just popped in !!!!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Orik on Dec 10 06 10:05
Bread.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 10 06 10:10
OK.....the big clue is.........*drum roll*

  It is traditionally eaten (if it is eaten)  AFTER your meal and it's not a mint.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Orik on Dec 10 06 10:14
fortune cookie

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 10 06 10:19
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f020.gif[/img][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f020.gif[/img][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f020.gif[/img][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f020.gif[/img](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/bc/Fortune_cookie_broken_20040628_223252_1.jpg/200px-Fortune_cookie_broken_20040628_223252_1.jpg)[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f020.gif[/img][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f020.gif[/img][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f020.gif[/img][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f020.gif[/img].
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 10 06 10:20
lol, WOW. Thats a good one.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 10 06 10:22
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/d045.gif" border=0]  Yay for Orik.  Now I'll be able to sleep tonight.   *But I always eat them!*
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 10 06 10:25
It's true......some do.  But most don't.  

  Well I haven't heard any loud groans, yet.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 10 06 10:25
Evening kitten!

  I eat them as well.

  You what we always do with those little sayings in the fortune cookies? We add 'between the sheets' to the end of every saying. Try it, it fits all of them.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: weird al on Dec 10 06 10:27
Here's the original question:

 What do most people ASK for, yet most people choose not to eat it ?



People ask for these? I never have; they bring 'em anyway.[/DIV]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 10 06 10:29
I'll try that next time, Russ.

  You won't hear a groan from me, P.C.  I freely admit I was stumped, and when I saw the answer I just shook my head in admiration.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 15 06 06:36
OK......new question.

  Experts claim that people who do this for 15 minutes a day have less stress and are healthier.  What is it?


Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 15 06 06:58
drink
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Frogrik on Dec 15 06 07:40
 Orik here but i dont feel like logging in

play with their pets  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 16 06 10:54
Hi Russ and Orik......sorry I couldn't respond earlier.  Had the same prob as yesterday.  I could get ON to DS.....I just couldn't DO anything.

  Anyway.........drink....sounds good, but not it.

Playing with pets....equally as good, but not it.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Dec 16 06 10:56
Aerobics?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 16 06 10:59
Nope, you'd think, Gophie....but no cigar for you.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Dec 16 06 11:01
Take a nap?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 16 06 11:05
No napping......although I can imagine that would be good for you too.

  (I'm thinking Miss Kitten is without power.  Perhaps it's a good thing for a bit anyways.  These questions test her patience.....LOL)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Dec 16 06 11:07
They test my ingenuity - the  bad thing is that when the answers come, they're always obvious.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 16 06 11:18
yoga
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 16 06 11:20
This one is less obvious, but a good answer none-the-less
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 16 06 11:20
Beeeeeep.  No yoga.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 16 06 11:34
pray/meditate
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Dec 16 06 11:36
Laugh?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 16 06 11:37
Good guesses 49er.....but neither is correct.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 16 06 11:38
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0] Seems like the best answer to me, but not it.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 16 06 12:25
walk
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 16 06 12:38
No walk.  Of course all of these are good answers, and all probably would reduce stress and contribute to good health.....but not the answer for this question.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Dec 16 06 12:43
sex?    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 16 06 12:53
Nope.  15 minutes of sex a day cures EVERYTHING....so that's not it.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Dec 16 06 01:41
hot bath?

  meditate?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 16 06 01:56
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c022.gif" border=0] and [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c022.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 16 06 02:06
chat w/ your spouse
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 16 06 02:38
ooooooooo. Excellent answer, but unfortunately it's not the one.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Dec 16 06 02:42
chat with someone else's spouse!?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 16 06 03:20
seat on the crapper and read the newspaper
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 16 06 06:53
P.C. wrote:
OK......new question.



Experts claim that people who do this for 15 minutes a day have less stress and are healthier.  What is it?



Right, trust kingy to come up with sex.

  Hm... how about drink coffee?

  (http://i16.tinypic.com/2ihldsp.gif)

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Dec 16 06 07:51
umm..what is that guy suppose to be doing?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 16 06 08:56
Sign language for coffee, kingy.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 17 06 11:38
  [A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DFCA" target=_blank][img alt="Question Mark" src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_33_7.gif[/img][/A] Yoga?  Or deep breathing?





[A href="http://smiley.smileycentral.com/download/index.jhtml?partner=ZSzeb112_ZNxdm824DFCA&utm_id=7920" target=_blank][img]http://discoverseattle.net/source/spacer.gif?pc=ZSzeb112&pp=ZNxdm824DFCA" border=0][/A]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Dec 17 06 12:32
Sing?

  PC: Do YOU do this health promoting whatever for 15 minutes every day?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 17 06 12:47
Sorry.....was away for a day.

Nope, nope, nope nope and nope.

  Hang in there Kitten.
[img height=37 src="http://www.funfilesandsmiles.com/smilies/2087.gif" width=36 border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Dec 17 06 12:50
Is it something that children can do?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 17 06 01:02
Yes
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 17 06 01:27
read
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 17 06 03:02
Uhm..... sleep an extra 15 minutes? I know that would do wonders for me. (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Other/9.gif)  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 17 06 04:40
  Not reading.....nor an extra 15 minutes sleep.

          *Moving up the question*

  Experts claim that people who do this for 15 minutes a day have less stress and are healthier.  What is it?
[/DIV][/DIV]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 17 06 05:22
  [A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DFCA" target=_blank][img alt="Nervous 2" src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_6_218v.gif[/img][/A] Play?





[A href="http://smiley.smileycentral.com/download/index.jhtml?partner=ZSzeb114_ZNxdm824DFCA&utm_id=7922" target=_blank][img]http://discoverseattle.net/source/spacer.gif?pc=ZSzeb114&pp=ZNxdm824DFCA" border=0][/A]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 17 06 05:36
No playing until you get the answer right, Kitten.[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/c010.gif" border=0]  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 17 06 05:40
  [A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DFCA" target=_blank][img alt=Indifference src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_6_201.gif[/img][/A]  Be silent?





[A href="http://smiley.smileycentral.com/download/index.jhtml?partner=ZSzeb113_ZNxdm824DFCA&utm_id=7921" target=_blank][img]http://discoverseattle.net/source/spacer.gif?pc=ZSzeb113&pp=ZNxdm824DFCA" border=0][/A]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 17 06 05:43
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]   Don't fret.....that's a GOOD answer. [FONT size=1]*it's just not the one*[/FONT]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Dec 17 06 05:47
ooo ooo...I know.  (http:///forums/richedit/smileys/Teasing/16.gif)  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 17 06 05:48
lol purelife.........SPIT IT OUT !!!!!!!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Dec 17 06 05:49
 write in a journal
 
 ok, so, what's my prize?  (http:///forums/richedit/smileys/Teasing/5.gif)  
 
 EDIT:  My other guess would be sex but then I thought that Experts said that 3-4 times a month is natural.  Whatever that means.  (http:///forums/richedit/smileys/Teasing/12.gif)  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 17 06 05:51
(http://us.inmagine.com/img/blendimages/bld052/bld052056.jpg)

    Ding ding ding ding ding !!!!!   (did you cheat ?)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Dec 17 06 05:52
Nope.  I didn't cheat.  My co-worker once posed that question to us and we had many guesses amongst us and I happened to guess the journal.  (http:///forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/21.gif)   Unfortunately, I didn't win that lovely picture you posted, PC.    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 17 06 05:54
I would have said that next.   *if I thought of it, which I didn't*  Congratulations, purelife!  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 17 06 05:58
Good girl purelife.  (I imagine that gal to look something like you)  She's purrrrrrdy.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Dec 17 06 06:03
Thanks PC and Kitten.  We kept guessing for so long.  LOL, but good times.  :)
 
 I'm so excited that my b/f will be proposing soon.  It'll be some time this month.  He told me that he's got the ring.  How exciting.
   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Dec 17 06 06:05
He also got laid off too.  It's terrible to be during the middle of December, or near end.  But, I know that everything will be okay.    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 17 06 06:08
That IS exciting purelife (the engagement, not the lay-off)

It isn't great to be laid off any time, but it seems to stand out more when it's just before Christmas.  Arrrggg
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Dec 17 06 06:10
In the industry that he is in (construction), I would imagine lower numbers of lay offs but I was wrong.  He was probably with the wrong company.    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 17 06 06:18
I'm surprized......I thought they were screaming for workers in that industry.  I suppose winter work isn't as plentiful.  I think there is no shortage of jobs out there, so good luck to him in finding something even better maybe.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 17 06 06:24
Congratulations on your engagement, purelife.  That is wonderful news.  I wish you eternal happiness.  

  If it is outside work it is a little harder to find work just now, especially with the bad weather.  Nobody wants work done around Christmas time.  He will find something soon, I'm sure.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 17 06 06:38
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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 17 06 06:46
Yea.....nice try on changing the subject....[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a130.gif" border=0]

  SO.....NEW QUESTION

  62% of people surveyed said that a picnic is not really a picnic without what?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 17 06 06:48
ants
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 17 06 06:50
  [A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DFCA" target=_blank][img alt=Chicken src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_3_122.gif[/img][/A] First guess.......chicken.





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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Dec 17 06 06:54
LOL PC.  You know that I'm great on hijacking threads.  Anyways, I'm going to delete that one post.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Dec 17 06 06:54
without the cloth that you sit on?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 17 06 06:55
So did I delete one post about the construction business.  Back to the topic.    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 17 06 06:58
Don't be silly......they were just FINE.  I was just getting a kick out of your avoidance of the dreaded........*twilight zone music*  Impossible question.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Dec 17 06 06:59
So, did we guess the correct answer?  *anxiously twiddling my thumbs*  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 17 06 07:00
Good guess 49er.  That was my hubby's first guess too.  (of course I'm torturing him too) but no cigar for either of you.

Chicken.....good guess.  Not it.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 17 06 07:02
How about potato salad?      
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Dec 17 06 07:02
 hmmmm, a straw hat?  a hacky sack? a picnic basket?  sandwiches?  desert?  
 
     
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 17 06 07:05
Potato salad would have been my guess too.....but not it.

  hmmmm, a straw hat?  a hacky sack? a picnic basket?  sandwiches?  desert?  Nope, nope, nope and nope.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 17 06 07:10
 [A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DFCA" target=_blank][img alt="Shy Girl" src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_13_12v.gif[/img][/A] Wine?





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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Orik on Dec 17 06 07:13
some one allready said ants...
so i am going to say  egg salad
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 17 06 07:15
a basket
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 17 06 07:16
Neither wine nor whine is the answer I seek.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a077.gif" border=0]    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 17 06 07:18
  [A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DFCA" target=_blank][img alt="Slugger 1" src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_7_18.gif[/img][/A] Baseball?





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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 17 06 07:19
Mmmmm..........  egg salad. Sorry, not it.

Nor a basket.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 17 06 07:20
Oh Oh.....Kitten's got a bat.  Not baseball.......but a VERY good guess. (well, not really, but......well, you've got a bat)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Dec 17 06 07:21
Ppppllllease, we need a hint, now.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 17 06 07:22
A barbeque?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 17 06 07:28
company
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Orik on Dec 17 06 07:31
Sunshine

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 17 06 07:32
Not a bar-b-cue nor company......but it wouldn't be a picnic to me without either of those things.

  OK......hint

    Remember that only 64% (67% ?) surveyed claimed this.  My guess is that the greatest amount of that 64% might likely be men.  

.....and Kitten and purelife have both been close (ish)  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 17 06 07:34
Sports?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 17 06 08:03
OMG.....Kitten, I missed this post somehow.

  You're not only hawtttttt, but you're hot !
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 17 06 08:07
volley ball
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 17 06 08:08
  [A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DFCA" target=_blank][img alt="Way Too Happy" src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_1_112.gif[/img][/A] That was the answer?  My first score!!!





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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 17 06 08:13
Ohhhh, sweety.....I accidently mislead you.  I meant that you're hot.  Like when you were a kid and you had to find something.....and if they were getting close, you said ...."you're getting warm" if you were heading in the right direction.  So although you were HOT......that wasn't it.  

  Volleyball is also HOT !!!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 17 06 08:15
  Potato sack race?  

  *it's okay, I can handle disappointment*[A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DFCA" target=_blank][img alt=Duh src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_19_1.gif[/img][/A]





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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 17 06 08:19
LOL.....not potato sack race.

  But it's clear you're all getting the message, that it's not something to eat.........or DRINK (another clue)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 17 06 08:21
Shade?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Dec 17 06 08:22
frisbee
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 17 06 08:25
Kite?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 17 06 08:27
Drat! A diary for the second question. I keep reading all these posts and by the time I try to answer PC's question, I forget what the question was.

  Hm.... something about picnic?

  I was going to say sex outdoors but I'm guessing that's not the answer. How about a football?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 17 06 08:29
(http://greenmountainanimalhospital.com/FrisbeeCat_small.jpg)  Awwww Jeebus kingy.....deepest apologies.....I was turning the baked potatoes, and I missed this.     Yeah for kingy [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f020.gif[/img][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f020.gif[/img][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f020.gif[/img][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f020.gif[/img]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 17 06 08:31
Damn! That's a good one. A frisbee, you say? Only a guy would say that.

  PC, whatcha doing baking potatoes? Is it your dinner time?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 17 06 08:34
 [A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DFCA" target=_blank][img alt=Darn src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_13_2.gif[/img][/A] Curses!  Foiled again!





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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 17 06 08:35
Tis Lise.  Late dinner.  (as usual)  We were both in relaxo lazy mode, so dinner is late.  lol
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 17 06 09:03
So, the next question is.......anyone up for more torture ????
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 17 06 09:04
  [A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DFCA" target=_blank][img alt="" src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_30_105.gif[/img][/A] You bet!  I just adore going insane.





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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 17 06 09:07
ROFL Kitten.....

  OK  

  At any point in time, 7 out of 1,000 people on earth are doing this? What is it?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 17 06 09:08
Having a baby?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Dec 17 06 09:11
drink.

  or having sex.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 17 06 09:12
Remember the thing about getting warm.....and getting HOT ???  

  You're ice cold.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a207.gif" border=0]  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 17 06 09:14
Divorcing?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Dec 17 06 09:14
dying?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 17 06 09:16
Holy moly, kingy.  You made short work of THAT one.  You're close enough to win a bottle of champagne......or beer......[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/e030.gif" border=0]

  The answer is.....getting drunk.   I'm working on that as we speak. (well a little bit.  Sipping on a glass of Goldschlager)    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 17 06 09:19
OK.....no mercy.

  50% of all Americans live within 50 miles of this.  What is it ????      
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 17 06 09:19
Kingy, how did you get to be so smart?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 17 06 09:20
New York City?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Dec 17 06 09:21
when it has to do with people, the answer is usually getting drunk or having sex. those are the safe answers.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 17 06 09:23
Clue right out of the starting gate.  It's not 50 miles from someone getting drunk or having sex.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 17 06 09:25
 [A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DFCA" target=_blank][img alt="Hmm 2" src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_12_1.gif[/img][/A] A large city?





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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 17 06 09:25
to an ocean    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 17 06 09:31
Hmmmm.....Nope.  Well, not a flat Nope.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 17 06 09:33
  [A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DFCA" target=_blank][img alt="Light Bulb" src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_12_13.gif[/img][/A] A lake?





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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Dec 17 06 09:36
a body of water?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 17 06 09:40
coastal waters
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 17 06 09:42
[img height=170 alt="Top Mountain Pics" src="http://www.geocities.com/Yosemite/2483/toppics.jpg" width=250]  A mountain?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 17 06 09:47
Nope....niet...nien....these are only my guesses as to how to spell 'no' in other languages.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 17 06 09:51
A national park?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 17 06 09:56
navigational waters
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 17 06 09:57
Navigational waters ????  Wow.  You've really got your thinking cap on securely.  But.....

Nope. (and a nope before that too)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 17 06 09:59
A state capitol?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 17 06 10:01
Hmmm, Kitten.  Again, not a flat no.  I'm sure it could be.....but I need something more specific.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 17 06 10:02
Washington, D.C.?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 17 06 10:07
No....not Washington DC.  I'm trying to figure out a clue, that won't blow it wide open.....I'm working on it.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 17 06 10:08
OK....it's not one specific geographic area.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 17 06 10:08
an urban center  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 17 06 10:10
A bank?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 17 06 10:12
  [A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DFCA" target=_blank][img alt=A-ha! src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/346.gif[/img][/A]A hospital?





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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 17 06 10:14
Nope and nope.   And now ????? Drum roll please ?   I gotta go to bed.....blasted work in the morn.  Sorry.  

Good night all.

(you guys are good guessers)  I always feel some warped sense of gratification, when you all guess the same guesses I did.  'til the morn.....  
[img height=32 src="http://www.funfilesandsmiles.com/smileys2/INBedyawn051.gif" width=160 border=0]
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 17 06 10:16
  [A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DFCA" target=_blank][img alt="" src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_9_11.gif[/img][/A] Have a good sleep!





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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 17 06 10:17
Good night Kitten.  Sweet dreams !
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 18 06 05:39
*Moving question forward*

  50% of all Americans live within 50 miles of this.  What is it ????
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 18 06 07:00
a Walmart
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 18 06 07:43
Good thought 49'er.  I have a suspicion that's likey true too, but not it.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 18 06 08:36
A Goat?

  A nuclear bomb?

  A criminal?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 18 06 08:51
No, no and a GOAT ???   No.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 18 06 09:07
Uh, Goats are great things too!!

  A county?

  A Horse?

  A School?

  A McDonalds?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 18 06 09:15
Goats are lovely, Russ

(http://www.littlehouserugs.com/baby_goat_in_bucket.jpg)

      Nope

Nope

Nope

MacDonalds is a good one.....but Nope.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 18 06 09:40
P.C. wrote:
*Moving question forward*



50% of all Americans live within 50 miles of this.  What is it ????[/DIV]
   Casino? (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Other/2.gif)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 18 06 09:41
HaHAAAAA, Lise.  I like the way you think.  But wrongo!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 18 06 09:44
Airport? [FONT size=1]Or did someone already guess this?[/FONT]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 18 06 09:51
Oooooo, good one..........not it.   [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/a096.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 18 06 09:52
Hey someone just smithe me!!! Hehe. No probs.

  Hm........ can you give us another hint? Is it a building?

    Edit: How about car mechanic shop?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 18 06 09:56
OK.....hint.....ummmmmmmmm

  Everybody has been there at least once.      
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 18 06 09:56
It's not hospital because someone already said that...

  Is it a school?

  Or a playground?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Dec 18 06 09:57
the place where you were born.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 18 06 10:01
a Social Security Administration office

  a Department of Motor Vehicle  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 18 06 10:09
 the place where you were born.



[FONT size=5]kingy.......you're good at this !!!! [/FONT][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a207.gif" border=0]









[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f015.gif" border=0][/DIV]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Dec 18 06 10:11
yay! im full of useless info. the clue helped.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 18 06 10:12
wow, good for you kingy. (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/26.gif) . hey youve got your own icon!      
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 18 06 10:22
Yea.....it wasn't a very good clue.  It's hard to come up with a clue that doesn't blow it wide open, because the answers are actually pretty bang on.  No trickery involved.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 18 06 10:24
Holy cruelty......I'm going to post this question, and then go to bed.

  If you do this for a living, according to research, your chances of having a heart attack doubles.  What it it ?

    [FONT color=#cc33cc size=2][/FONT]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 18 06 10:38
teacher for pilots
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 18 06 11:18
operating a crane
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 19 06 03:57
P.C. wrote:
Holy cruelty......I'm going to post this question, and then go to bed.



If you do this for a living, according to research, your chances of having a heart attack doubles.  What it it ?





  Become the president. (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/12.gif)

    [FONT color=#cc33cc size=2][/FONT]
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 19 06 06:29
Not a crane operator, nor a pilot teacher or the president.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 19 06 08:37
 [A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DFCA" target=_blank][img alt="Truck Driver" src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/3/3_2_24.gif[/img][/A] Long distance truck driver?





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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 19 06 08:44
Im going with a Goat
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 19 06 08:47
Dentistry

      Wait 'til your g/f reads that, Russ!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 19 06 10:47
You ever get the feeling Russ has a goat fetish he's not telling? (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/12.gif)

    OK, my guess would be brain surgeon. Or any surgeon.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Dec 19 06 10:59
Newspaper reporter?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 19 06 11:16
Taxi driver?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 19 06 04:21
Robert De Niro says right on, Russ  [img height=75 src="http://www.funfilesandsmiles.com/smileys/2213.gif" width=44 border=0]

  [img height=291 alt="Hack license used in preparation for Taxi Driver (1976)" src="http://www.utexas.edu/opa/news/2006/06/graphics/hrc_De_Niro1.jpg" width=350 border=0]  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 19 06 04:27
Wow I got it? I was thinking about the craziest professions where people scare other people...

    But I was getting super excited due to the fact I thought that Goat was correct.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 19 06 04:28
  Way to go, Russ!  What's next for the brain strainers?[A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DFCA" target=_blank][img alt="Nervous 2" src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_6_218v.gif[/img][/A]





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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 19 06 04:37
Hello Miss Birthday Girl......hope your day is going fabulously.

  Let's see.....a new question.

  One in five married guys have done THIS.  What is it ???
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 19 06 04:39
Cheated

    *it's lovely, P.C.  No fuss, no stress,*
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 19 06 04:42
Excellent Kitten !!!!!  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a056.GIF" border=0]

  Not cheating.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 19 06 04:44
Lost their job

      *A little Irish Cream to celebrate*
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 19 06 04:48
ok Im NOT going to say goat.

    Uh did the brokeback mountain thing?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 19 06 04:50
Married their high-school sweetheart?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 19 06 04:53
No lost jobs....no ahem....broken backs,  nor marrying childhood sweetheart, although that one is a good answer.

   [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #e6ebd5"]One in five married guys have done THIS.  What is it ???[/FONT]

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 19 06 04:54
Divorced?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 19 06 04:57
That's VERY positive thinking Kitten, but I suspect that number would be closer to 3 out of 5......at the very least.  Maybe even 3 and 3/4.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 19 06 04:59
Yeah, you're right. P.C.

  Kept a secret?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 19 06 05:15
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a213.gif" border=0]Nope.....not a secret keeper.

  I'm working on a clue.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Dec 19 06 05:18
fantasized about someone else while making love?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 19 06 05:19
Asked her father for permission to marry his daughter?

    [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/nahrung/a080.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 19 06 05:26
Whoa! Someone beat kingy to PC's previous question!

    Hmm..... how about cut themselves while shaving?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 19 06 05:32
Hahahaaa, Kitten.  Am I driving you to drink?

  No, nope, not and uh uh.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 19 06 05:37
Not at all, P.C.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/konfus/p030.gif" border=0]

    Bought life insurance?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 19 06 05:40
Not insurance.

      OK....clue time.   It involves a specific part of the body.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 19 06 05:42
hemeroids? (SP?)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 19 06 05:45
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/konfus/a015.gif" border=0]  Fallen off a ladder and broken something.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 19 06 05:49
No hemmorhoids, no ladder.

    (I'll take the liberty of supplying your next emoticon, Kitten) [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]

              [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c004.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 19 06 05:49
lost thier wedding ring?

  taken their ring off?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 19 06 05:51
  [A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DFCA" target=_blank][img alt=Insane src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_1_19.gif[/img][/A]  Refused to wear a ring?





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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 19 06 05:51
Good one Russ !!!!

            Nope and nope. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c019.gif" border=0]  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 19 06 05:55
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/konfus/k055.gif" border=0]Hogged the remote?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: tenkani on Dec 19 06 05:55
 [span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"]You what we always do with those little sayings in the fortune cookies? We add 'between the sheets' to the end of every saying. Try it, it fits all of them.[/span]

I lolled    (http://www.motleycrow.com/ImageHost/laugh.gif)
   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 19 06 05:57
maybe.. but it works! I had some friends out with me theother night and we all got fortune cookies. they all said bs until they tried it. lol.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 19 06 05:58
[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #e6ebd5"]One in five married guys have done THIS.  What is it ???[/FONT]

[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #e6ebd5"][/FONT]

[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #e6ebd5"][/FONT]

[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #e6ebd5"]Clue.....It involves a specific part of the body.[/FONT]

[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #e6ebd5"][/FONT]

[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"]I'm working on another clue.[/FONT]  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 19 06 06:01
  Is it that M..........n word?[A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DFCA" target=_blank][img alt=Screaming src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_11_1.gif[/img][/A]





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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: tenkani on Dec 19 06 06:02
Peed in the sink?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 19 06 06:02
snip snip  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 19 06 06:03
i think 49er might have it. I was just going to post that. castration or shooting blanks so to speak
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: tenkani on Dec 19 06 06:05
(http://www.motleycrow.com/ImageHost/Testiclegbs.jpg)  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 19 06 06:07
[A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DFCA" target=_blank][img alt=Screaming src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_11_1.gif" border=0][/A]LOL Kitten.....not m............n

  Not peeing in the sink.

  No clip clip.

        OK clue.  It involves a specific part of the body and it involves romance.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: tenkani on Dec 19 06 06:09
Placed their penis squarely inside a woman who is not their wife?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 19 06 06:10
rofl tenkani........poor puppy.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 19 06 06:11
No square penisesssssssssesess
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 19 06 06:11
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/konfus/c045.gif" border=0]  Held hands/kissed in public?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 19 06 06:13
There there Kitten.  [A href="http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://depoispensunumnome.blig.ig.com.br/imagens/dont_cry.jpg&imgrefurl=http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm%3Ffuseaction%3Duser.viewprofile%26friendid%3D69321738&h=320&w=390&sz=8&hl=en&start=5&tbnid=Qj1d98BHp-Z7aM:&tbnh=101&tbnw=123&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dkitten%2Band%2Bduck%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26rls%3DGGLC,GGLC:1969-53,GGLC:en%26sa%3DN"][img style="BORDER-RIGHT: 1px solid; BORDER-TOP: 1px solid; BORDER-LEFT: 1px solid; BORDER-BOTTOM: 1px solid" height=101 src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:Qj1d98BHp-Z7aM:http://depoispensunumnome.blig.ig.com.br/imagens/dont_cry.jpg" width=123][/A]

  Nope.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: tenkani on Dec 19 06 06:13
Does it involve toe sucking?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 19 06 06:15
Perhaps    (she said mysteriously)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 19 06 06:16
No toes sucking, but you're getting closer.

  [A href="http://www.peter.com.au/photos/photos/2003-04-09-Amy_01-Toe-Sucking.jpg" target=_top][img height=86 src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:BWJMnvwKrLMaRM:http://www.peter.com.au/photos/photos/2003-04-09-Amy_01-Toe-Sucking.jpg" width=114][/A]  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 19 06 06:18
Nice technique Kitten  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a090.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: tenkani on Dec 19 06 06:21
Oooh! Ooooh!! It's something to do with feets!!!    :O

Foot.....massages?? He gave foot massages to another woman????
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 19 06 06:23
You're closer in the sense that you're getting below the belt.

    edit:  I meant closer than below what's below the belt. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/liebe/g038.gif" border=0]  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 19 06 06:26
Hmmph!  That's where I was and you said NO!

    Held his wife on his lap?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 19 06 06:27
P.C. wrote:
You're closer in the sense that you're getting below the belt.



edit:  I meant closer than below what's below the belt. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/liebe/g038.gif" border=0]

 
 LOL..........that's no clue..... everything is below the belt for us married guys  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 19 06 06:30
(http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Other/3.gif) Develops a hernia from carrying his bride across the threshhold.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 19 06 06:31
tried on wife's panties
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 19 06 06:32
Cross-dresses?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: tenkani on Dec 19 06 06:57
[span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"]I meant closer than below what's below the belt.[/span]

(http://www.motleycrow.com/ImageHost/Understand-BunnyPancake.jpg)
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 19 06 06:59
  [A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DFCA" target=_blank][img alt=Ummm src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_12_5.gif[/img][/A] Heart attack?





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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 19 06 07:30
This thread rocks!!!! (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/21.gif)

  tattoo your love one's name?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Dec 19 06 08:23
took nude pics?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 19 06 08:32
circumcised
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 19 06 09:15
Many pardons for my neglect.   Company dropped in.

  So....to recap.

No

No

No

No

and I think No.    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 19 06 10:49
P.C. wrote:
[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #e6ebd5"]One in five married guys have done THIS.  What is it ???[/FONT]

[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #e6ebd5"][/FONT]

[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #e6ebd5"][/FONT]

[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #e6ebd5"]Clue.....It involves a specific part of the body.[/FONT]

[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #e6ebd5"][/FONT]

[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"][/FONT]

 
 Put chocolate on body........

  Paint her toenails?

  Have kids?

  (http://i15.tinypic.com/4i2vodz.jpg)    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 20 06 01:23
Uh go below the belt on the wifey? Or the wifey below the belt on the guy?

  [FONT color=#e6e6e6]I STILL SAY GOATS[/FONT]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 20 06 06:16
This answer of Kittens is the closest so far......definitely a step in the right direction.

  Asked her father for permission to marry his daughter?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 20 06 10:27
The woman asked the man to marry her?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 20 06 10:40
He goes down on one knee to ask her to marry him?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Dec 20 06 01:09
he goes down.[/DIV]
 (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Love/21.gif)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 20 06 02:45
[FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#ff007f size=6]LISE IS RIGHT !!!!!!!!![/FONT]

    (http://www.canstockphoto.com/big_thumbs2/0188722.jpg)

    ......and kingy is half right
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 20 06 02:52
Congrats Lise!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 20 06 04:29
WOOHOO!!!!!!! Hugs myself.

  Man, you guys have a one track mind! I'm the only one who hasn't gone down that alley. (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/12.gif)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 20 06 07:24
You have rubbed off on the rest of us. (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/7.gif)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 20 06 11:14
I've been remiss !!!!

  So....There are 1.6 billion of these produced every year.  

What are they
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 21 06 01:00
condoms?

  kids?

  goats?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 21 06 02:01
Meant to say, Russ.... love your avatar!!

    My guess...... plastic utensils?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 21 06 06:11
Toothpicks?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 21 06 07:57
Ummmm....no to goats and or kids.

Nor toothpicks or plastic utensils.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 21 06 10:11
What is it with Russ and goats?(http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/12.gif)

  How about paper? Newspaper?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Dec 21 06 10:14
Photograhps?

Toilet paper?

Is it technology related?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 21 06 10:22
produced where in the world?

  [FONT color=#e6e6e6]GOATS[/FONT]

[FONT color=#e6e6e6][/FONT]

[FONT color=#111111]what about xmas trees?[/FONT]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 21 06 10:27
Nope for all.  It's not sheep either Russ....lol  
[img height=33 src="http://www.funfilesandsmiles.com/smileys/2617.gif" width=45 border=0]
   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Dec 21 06 10:41
Could we get a hint?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 21 06 10:43
Well, theres a hint there... no sheep either. There goes my next guess.

    beds?

  Houses?

  Mobile Homes?

  planes?

  trains?    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 21 06 10:59
Weeeeellllllll purelife.  It's pretty early on to give a clue, but being as you asked so nicely, I'll give you one.

  It's edible.  
[img height=22 src="http://www.funfilesandsmiles.com/smilies2/XmasN009.gif" width=74 border=0]
   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 21 06 11:01
turkey?

  Chocolate baskets?

  Candy canes?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Dec 21 06 11:01
Thanks PC...

  Is it coffee beans?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 21 06 11:02
 
[img height=85 src="http://www.funfilesandsmiles.com/smilies2/8_2_74v.gif" width=110 border=0][FONT size=6]ding ding ding ding......Russ !!!!!![/FONT]
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Dec 21 06 11:02
What was the correct answer?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 21 06 11:03
Da Candy Cane.    
[img height=85 src="http://www.funfilesandsmiles.com/smilies2/8_2_74v.gif" width=110 border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 21 06 11:03
cranberry sauce?

  yorkshier puddings?

    EDIT:

  Saw that! Just seeing if you would notice. I was guessing for the next question.

  Wow, I gots it.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 21 06 11:04
go back a page Russ....lol
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 21 06 03:58
Looking forward to the next question from our dear Ms. PC. (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/12.gif)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 21 06 04:15
OK, Miss Lise.....here it be.

  If you do this for too long, it can reduce the blood flow to your heart by 25%.  What is it?

 
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: tenkani on Dec 21 06 04:16
Lie in the gutter bleeding after being clubbed in the back of the head by a crooked cop?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 21 06 04:18
Sleep?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 21 06 04:18
[FONT size=5]Excellent guess tenkani [/FONT]!!!!!!  [FONT size=6]You're SO close.[/FONT]

          (not really)  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 21 06 04:22
Meditate?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 21 06 04:27
bleeding?>

  internal bleeding?

  upside down?

  Colesteral reducing your veins capacity?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 21 06 04:32
Drink alcohol?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 21 06 04:38
put yourself in a freezer or in an ice bath
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 21 06 04:44
Eat high cholesterol foods.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 21 06 04:45
sorry......It's like there's a revolving door around here.

  Anyway......a collective nope.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 21 06 04:50
  [A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DFCA" target=_blank][img alt=Sprinting src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/18/18_3_5.gif[/img][/A]  Run?





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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 21 06 04:53
Not running.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 21 06 04:55
  [A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DFCA" target=_blank][img alt="Scuba Diving" src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/7/7_3_207.gif[/img][/A]Deep sea diving?





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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 21 06 04:58
I had to go back and look at the question MYSELF.

  If you do this for too long, it can reduce the blood flow to your heart by 25%.  What is it?



Not scuba
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 21 06 05:03
Yoga?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 21 06 05:07
headstand?

  sex?    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 21 06 05:20
Mountain climbing
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 21 06 05:25
do coke
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 21 06 05:27
Smoke?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 21 06 05:51
healthy
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 21 06 06:07
Mind
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 21 06 06:14
brain
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 21 06 06:18
Biofeedback?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 21 06 06:22
virus
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 21 06 06:31
Kidney damage?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 21 06 06:39
hunger strike/fast  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 21 06 06:54
sadam
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 21 06 07:03
P.C. wrote:
I had to go back and look at the question MYSELF.



If you do this for too long, it can reduce the blood flow to your heart by 25%.  What is it?



Not scuba[/DIV]
       Aren't you guys going off track here? Saddam????

  Shopping???  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Ally on Dec 21 06 07:26
smoking
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 21 06 07:33
Let's try a little ......[FONT size=5]staying on track[/FONT]

[FONT size=5][/FONT]

I'm so confused.  It's none of those things.....I think.    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 21 06 07:36
Ally....it's not smoking......well, it probably is.  But not the answer I'm looking for.

    I think Russ and Kitten are playing.....'Let's try a little impossible question'  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a130.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 21 06 08:00
I wondered why there was two threads.

  EDIT: I started it too lol. Thats what I get for watching the griswalds family xmas at the same time I guess.

  Uh, so what WAS the question
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 21 06 08:17
hot tubbing
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 21 06 08:20
Drinking alcohol?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 21 06 09:03
lol Russ !!!!

  Not hot tubbing nor alcohol, although this could occur while doing either or both.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 21 06 09:11
flying at supersonic speeds
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Dec 21 06 09:13
heart attack? heh
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 21 06 09:14
Ooooo, THAT would do it 49er.  Not what we're looking for though.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 21 06 09:15
Good guess, kingy.....but nope.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 21 06 09:16
open heart surgery
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 21 06 09:17
OK....clue.  

   I'm sure that EVERYBODY has done this at one time or another......probably without exception.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 21 06 09:18
hold your breath
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Dec 21 06 09:19
that was my next guess as well
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 21 06 09:24
You're on the right track-ish 49er.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Dec 21 06 09:27
sneezing?

  hiccups?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 21 06 09:28
lung cancer?

  heart disease?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 21 06 09:31
Russ.....EVERYBODY hasn't had a heart attack or lung cancer.

  It's related to something that EVERYBODY does every day.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 21 06 09:33
sleep
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 21 06 09:36
You were  closer on the 'holding' answer.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 21 06 09:43
breathe?

  sneeze?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 21 06 09:49
This is a little tougher.  I'm thinking the answer may be a bit more abstract than the others.

  It involves holding.....but not your breath.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 21 06 10:35
Hmm, you are right, didnt notice your last hint.

  Wrapping xmas presents right now.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 22 06 05:54
 [A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DFCA" target=_blank][img alt="Soldier's Kiss" src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/11/11_5_14.gif[/img][/A] Kissing someone?





[A href="http://smiley.smileycentral.com/download/index.jhtml?partner=ZSzeb113_ZNxdm824DFCA&utm_id=7921" target=_blank][img]http://discoverseattle.net/source/spacer.gif?pc=ZSzeb113&pp=ZNxdm824DFCA" border=0][/A]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 22 06 08:03
OK.....it involves holding....... and drinking too much water and standing in line-ups at the washroom and crossing your legs and doing a wee dance maybe.  
[img height=35 src="http://www.funfilesandsmiles.com/smilies/2085.gif" width=57 border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 22 06 09:59
pee your pants?

  going to burst your bladder?    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 22 06 10:10
[FONT size=4]   [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/konfus/n055.gif" border=0]   [/FONT][FONT size=3]OK.....we'll toss this one. [/FONT]

[FONT size=4][/FONT]

[FONT size=4]Waiting too long to go to the bathroom !!!!   [/FONT]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: CK on Dec 22 06 10:12
Hmm...I am new to this thread.

  Ok, this is more of  a thought than an actual question. Why are apartments called apartments, when they are not actually apart??
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 22 06 10:12
Oh ah. Good one but I think this one should go to Russ as he came a lot closer than most of us.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 22 06 10:15
CK wrote:
Hmm...I am new to this thread.



Ok, this is more of  a thought than an actual question. Why are apartments called apartments, when they are not actually apart??[/DIV]
   That's a good one, CK. Why do they call them that?

  Well, the original thread is a question posted by PC and we all take turns guessing the answer.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 22 06 10:23
OK.....Here we go.

  [FONT color=#0000bf]Nutrition experts say this the #1 food you can eat to boost your sex drive.  What is it ?[/FONT]

    Aaaaa Lise?  Russ only came close AFTER I gave the answer, complete with diagrams.  Of course we adore him, but NO CIGAR FOR RUSS.  Maybe a nice extra soft roll of toilet paper.  
[img height=46 src="http://www.funfilesandsmiles.com/smilies/tproll.gif" width=37 border=0]
This was the 'hint'

OK.....it involves holding....... and drinking too much water and standing in line-ups at the washroom and crossing your legs and doing a wee dance maybe.    
[img height=35 src="http://www.funfilesandsmiles.com/smilies/2085.gif" width=57 border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 22 06 10:26
I have to agree with ya PC, lol. I came close after you basically gave it away... I would say the 'roll of toilet paper' goes to... 49er
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 22 06 10:32
It has to be healthy? I was going to say oysters.......................  (my absolute favorite!!!)

  [img height=437 src="http://i11.tinypic.com/2q2k6d0.jpg" width=567]

      or chocolate perhaps?

  (http://i18.tinypic.com/2ngqtf4.jpg)

    Waaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...... I'm hungry.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 22 06 10:36
That would have been my first guess too Lise.....but not it.

        ....and Russ ? [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c033.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 22 06 10:37
Maybe Russ would say.................... goat cheese? (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/4.gif)

      Strawberry?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 22 06 10:39
Lise....[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]

  Strawberries is another good guess.....but no whipped cream for you.  
[img height=85 src="http://www.funfilesandsmiles.com/smilies2/8_2_83v.gif" width=110 border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 22 06 10:41
Gawwwwwd that looks good Lise  
[img height=32 src="http://www.funfilesandsmiles.com/smilies2/XmasC004.gif" width=32 border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 22 06 10:42
Give us a hint. Is is a vegetable, grain, meat or fruit? (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/8.gif)

    What about steak? My guy always get hyper happy when I present him with a thick slab of steak. Of course, his excitement dimmed somewhat when I manage to burn it.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 22 06 10:47
Yea....steak does it for my hubby too.

  Too early for a hint.......but it isn't meat.  [img height=69 src="http://www.funfilesandsmiles.com/smilies2/110103_sc2_prv.gif" width=55 border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 22 06 10:52
Ice cream?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 22 06 10:56
Not ice cream.  

  Eliminating desserts.  
[img height=32 src="http://www.funfilesandsmiles.com/smilies/2010.gif" width=43 border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 22 06 11:02
Rhino horn? (i heard this in china)

  Viagra?

  Goat milk? (goat cheese was taken by a fair damsel)

  Goat?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 22 06 11:24
Tomato?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Dec 22 06 11:26
Mushrooms?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 22 06 11:30
Ooooo tomato is a good one......love apples.......mmmm

  Not it.

  Eliminating Veggies.  [img height=32 src="http://www.funfilesandsmiles.com/smilies2/snowman.gif" width=32 border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Dec 22 06 11:33
Pepper?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 22 06 12:01
So, no meat and no veggies.... that leave us with fruits and grains.

  Got to be a fruit, right? How about banana? (well, I could think of a couple of uses other than eating one......)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Dec 22 06 12:15
Apricots?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Dec 22 06 12:25
lobster?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 22 06 12:28
Honey?

  (http://i13.tinypic.com/2ls7e60.jpg)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Dec 22 06 12:28
Royal Jelly?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 22 06 01:12
No crustaceans.  No jellies.

  And nopes all around.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Dec 22 06 03:37
some sort of berry?

  edible underwear?

  is this used to boost men's or women's sex drive, or both?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 22 06 03:39
Running out of options. More clues, plez!

  Pineapple???
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Dec 22 06 03:45
vitamins?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 22 06 04:07
ginseng (sp)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 22 06 08:11
No berries, no vitamins, no roots.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 22 06 08:13
[FONT color=#0000bf]Nutrition experts say this the #1 food you can eat to boost your sex drive.  What is it ?[/FONT]

[FONT color=#0000bf][/FONT]

[FONT color=#0000bf][/FONT]

[FONT color=#0000bf][/FONT]

[FONT color=#000000]Oh.....and Russ, No rhino horns or goat horns.[/FONT]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Thread Cop on Dec 22 06 08:16
vegetables  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Dec 22 06 08:18
nuts??  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 22 06 09:02
mushrooms
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 22 06 09:07
Veggies were ruled out.  Not mushrooms.

  So, it's not meat, veggies, berries, roots, crustaceans.

  It's something probably EVERYBODY has eaten........and many of you still probably do.  But if you don't now, you most likely did as a kid.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 22 06 09:10
That was pretty much a recap.......so here's a REAL new clue.

  It is eaten in MANY forms.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 22 06 09:17
sugar?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 22 06 09:22
Not sugar, but sugar may be involved in many of it's forms.

And maybe even a cold rainy morning.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 22 06 09:23
dairy products  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 22 06 09:23
No dairy
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 22 06 09:25
Is it something you have for breakfast because I'm totally stumped.......
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 22 06 09:26
honey
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Dec 22 06 09:27
oats?

  cereal?

  soup?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 22 06 09:29
[FONT size=6]Kingy !!!!!!!!  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f020.gif[/img][/FONT]

  (http://abundant.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/050202d.jpg)  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 22 06 09:30
[FONT size=5]Oatmeal.  [/FONT]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Orik on Dec 22 06 09:30
 Honey is one form.
 ginseng is another...

   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 22 06 09:31
What's that? Cereal?

  Well, congrats to kingy. Rotten scum (in the nicest sense)! (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Love/12.gif) He got like 3 already.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Orik on Dec 22 06 09:31
Oatmeal ?  thats one i never knew of before. i was only aware of honey and ginseng...

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Dec 22 06 09:32
i should load up on oatmeal when i do my grocery shopping.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Orik on Dec 22 06 09:32
 so what are the questions i missed and their correct corresponding answers...

   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 22 06 09:33
Yes Lise.....that's oatmeal or porridge with brown sugar and a wee dollop of butter.  Mmmmmmm

  Kingy is very good at this......as is 49er.  And Russ ?  Well as soon as I can come up with a question whose answer is goats, then he'll be very good at it too.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 22 06 09:35
Holy Cow!!  my wife prepares oatmeal each morning.......I thought she's helping me to control my cholestrol!!  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 22 06 09:36
P.C. wrote:
Yes Lise.....that's oatmeal or porridge with brown sugar and a wee dollop of butter.  Mmmmmmm



Kingy is very good at this......as is 49er.  And Russ ?  Well as soon as I can come up with a question whose answer is goats, then he'll be very good at it too.

    LOL. Funny, PC!!!!

  (http://i13.tinypic.com/2lbgn51.jpg)  
   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Dec 22 06 09:36
lise, im sure you've seen a logo of quaker oats...

  (http://graphics.samsclub.com/images/products/0003000043806_LG.jpg)  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 22 06 09:38
[FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=7]ROFL Lise[/FONT]     (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v467/TMB/BluebirdNut/Emoticons/Positive/rofl2.gif)    That is[FONT size=5] TOO FUNNY[/FONT]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 22 06 09:39
OK.......here's the question for Russ.

  A small percentage of braces have been known to be used on what animal.

      [FONT size=5]Take it away Russ[/FONT]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 22 06 09:47
You've all been so good, here's a nice easy one.

  The business which traditionally is a busy one during the holidays has been hit hard by technology, causing a 20% loss in sales.  What is it?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Orik on Dec 22 06 09:58
(http://graphics.samsclub.com/images/products/0003000043806_LG.jpg)

well now we know why the guy on the box smiles like that...


umm is it valentines day...

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 22 06 11:32
Uh you have all been too nice.. goats?

  Dont worry, no matter what you say I will still remind you of the noble beast.

    I do have to say, cause I might miss you all with teh bc hydro hereditary chance of power outage... Merry Christmas!!

  If I have a chance I will come onboard and say hi. If not, Im in Port Alberni, Van Isle. I leave tomorrow at 6 am.

  So.. heres your chance... email me within the next day until I leave tomorrow and Ill give you my email.

  Uh, I dont know what Im talkig about at this point (as in what thread this is) so take care and happy christmas all!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 23 06 11:42
  The business which traditionally is a busy one during the holidays has been hit hard by technology, causing a 20% loss in sales.  What is it?



 Post Office?

 

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Dec 23 06 11:42
That's my choice too.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 23 06 03:35
Well, you both have great minds, but unfortunately they're both on the wrong track.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 23 06 04:02
christmas card sales
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 23 06 06:47
Another excellent thought 49er, and I suspect they've suffered considerably......but not the answer that fits this one.  

  I have to say, I actually guessed this one correctly with the first guess......BUT, while waiting for them to reveal the actual answer, I had several second thoughts.  I wondered if 20% was a conservative amount....I would have thought a much greater affect.    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 23 06 07:02
Mall stores?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Dec 23 06 07:05
has to be photos??
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 23 06 07:10
Music?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 23 06 07:15
(http://www.ubs.iastate.edu/ArtandDesign/images/film.gif)[FONT color=#ff0000 size=5]You're VERY good at this kingy.[/FONT]

    For you.......

  [img style="WIDTH: 255px; HEIGHT: 301px" height=570 src="http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2004/11/27/183254/orange_l.jpg" width=570]  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 23 06 07:17
Dang kingy!!!!! Congrats, mate.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 23 06 07:18
What??  AGAIN???  You're just too smart, kingy.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 23 06 07:28
So simple once you know the answer....LOL  With digital cameras all the rage, I'm sure they took a hit.  I would have thought they'd take a harder hit than 20%

  Kingy IS very good at this.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 23 06 07:29
Any more posers?  I'm sure kingy would like to win for a change.   LOL
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Dec 23 06 07:30
i have alot of useless info stuck in my head.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 23 06 07:32
At least you can find it when you need it.  My knowledge is gathering dust in a file cabinet at the back of my brain.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 23 06 07:34
I'm trying to do some 'less stressful; questions at this time......who needs more stress.

  Another simpler one.

  [FONT color=#000000]According to Business Managers, what is the #1 thing not to do at your office holiday party? [/FONT]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 23 06 07:36
Get drunk
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Dec 23 06 07:40
sexual relations?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 23 06 07:42
Oooooo....the 2 biggest no-no's in my book.  But not what the Business Managers think is the the biggest no-no
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 23 06 07:46
Gossip?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 23 06 07:48
steal?

  appear like a pig........?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 23 06 07:51
Gossip....big no-no....but nope.

  Appear like a pig ???........LOL......good idea Lise.....but not it. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/tiere/d010.gif" border=0]  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 23 06 07:52
Kiss up to the boss?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 23 06 08:22
bring friends
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 23 06 08:37
Both answers are good rules to go by.....but not it.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 23 06 08:39
discuss work/business
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 23 06 08:42
Nope.....probably unavoidable, being as that is the most, some of the people at such a gathering would have in common.

  Your previous answer was getting warm.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 23 06 10:15
bring your children
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 24 06 03:12
The piggy thing - like eating like a pig.

  Have bad ordour? Hallitosis?

  Dressed too loudly?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 24 06 05:49
Compare wages with other employees?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 24 06 06:11
Yes 49er.  That would be it, in spite of the fact that I've seen more grown-up behave worse than children.

  (http://www.kyork.com/low%20Tea2003.jpg)

  [FONT color=#ff0000 size=6]Yeahhhhhh 49er[/FONT]

[FONT color=#ff0000 size=6][/FONT]

[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/g042.gif[/img]    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 24 06 06:30
It never occured to me that anyone would bring children to an office party!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 24 06 07:05
AAAAH............FINALLY!!!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 24 06 11:45
Hooray for 49er! Congrats.

  Depends on the office atmosphere. I do bring my kids to the Christmas party but that's because my boss asked us to. She wanted to see Lise Jr. and she even brought along her kids. It's all relative.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 24 06 01:25
Very true Lise.  And one usually gets the message when the affair  is to be a family atmosphere, and when it's not.  I like both......but I usually like to know ahead which kind of gathering it is going to be.

  I usually guage it, that if there is alcohol involved, it doesn't seem like a good place for the kiddies.

  At Mr. P.C.'s office do, a few people (including the owners) brought their kids for the first hour.....and then drove them off to the sitters, or had the sitters come and get them.  It was nice to see the little munchkins in their Christmas finery.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 24 06 04:01
 
According to Woman’s World, this was first used in 1980 by computer scientists at Carnegie Mellon University in Pennsylvania. What? [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/xmas/a038.gif" border=0][/DIV]
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 24 06 04:05
DNA?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 24 06 04:08
I'm trying to get the address of the sign you are showing, but all I get is Bad Page.  What am I doing wrong?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 24 06 04:13
HI KITTEN !!!!!!!

There.  I changed it.  I don't think you're doing anything wrong.

  It is not DNA. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/liebe/a078.gif" border=0]  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 24 06 04:19
You changed it to WHAT???  Anyway, let's try solar power.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 24 06 04:24
Or hardware?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 24 06 04:31
Nor hardware  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c015.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 24 06 04:33
Ooops....missed the solar power.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/a010.gif" border=0]

  Nope  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 24 06 04:38
DOS
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 24 06 04:40
No DOS  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/c020.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 24 06 04:43
a personal computer - PC
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 24 06 04:47
P.C. says no PC.

  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/c025.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 24 06 04:51
My dirty mind says a vibrator.

  My honest to God-clean-mind-never-been-polluted-whatsover says a printer.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 24 06 04:54
Big Blue Chess computer?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 24 06 04:57
Ummm Lise.  Your dirty mind and your pure mind are on the wrong track.

  I don't know about Big Blue.......but that's not it.

  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/frech/a015.gif" border=0]      
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 24 06 05:01
first use of floppy disk
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 24 06 05:03
Is it computer related?

  Use a scanner? Graphic design?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 24 06 05:14
Firewall?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 24 06 05:22
Nope, nope, nope....and yes.....it is computer related.....although it's not particularly high tech.

  According to Woman’s World, this was first used in 1980 by computer scientists at Carnegie Mellon University in Pennsylvania. What?

  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c033.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 24 06 05:25
a mouse
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 24 06 05:27
Speakers
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 24 06 05:29
Not a mouse, not speakers.

  You could say this is leaning more towards graphics.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/a040.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 24 06 05:31
Flow charts?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 24 06 05:32
Smilies?(http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/3.gif)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 24 06 05:35
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/i070.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/i070.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/i070.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/i070.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/i070.gif" border=0]

    [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00" size=6]Yeahhhhhhhh KITTEN !!!!!!!!!!![/FONT]

[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00" size=6][/FONT]

[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00" size=6][/FONT]

[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f015.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f015.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f015.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f015.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 24 06 05:38
 [A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DFCA" target=_blank][img alt=Embarrassed src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_12_9.gif[/img][/A] No!! Really??





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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 24 06 05:50
[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff40" size=5]Really Miss Kitten !!!!!   Congrats !!!!![/FONT]

  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a130.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a130.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a130.gif" border=0]

      OK........let's see if you can do it again.

    Over half of all home buyers do this within 4 weeks of moving to their new house. What is it?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 24 06 06:05
Paint?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 24 06 06:06
party
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 24 06 06:10
Landscape?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 24 06 06:13
buy new furniture
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 24 06 06:20
Meet their neighbours
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 24 06 06:51
Have sex on the new kitchen floor.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 24 06 07:03
OOH! Someone is BAD!!  Why ruin the polish on the floor when the carpet is handy?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Dec 24 06 07:09
Have sex on their bed?
 
 Go to their old home to pick up the rest of their stuff?
 
 Visit their new neighbors?
 
 Eat?
   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 24 06 07:10
Build a fence?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Dec 24 06 07:11
ooooo   Ooooo... buy a dog?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Dec 24 06 07:26
I don't get this Jeopardy trivia either.  *scratches head*
 
 (http://www.tooshocking.com/content/icons/icon_364a7a8119f3a07be8449b8f42e4b5f4.jpg)
   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 24 06 07:30
Hoe, ho ho!  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 24 06 07:50
kitten wrote:
 OOH! Someone is BAD!!  Why ruin the polish on the floor when the carpet is handy?[/DIV]
   maybe she doesn't want to end up w/ carpet burns.......
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 25 06 09:37
Good run of excellent answers.  Nobody has nailed it though.

  (groan....I'm so full)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 25 06 09:53
Increase their home insurance?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 25 06 09:58
 Over half of all home buyers do this within 4 weeks of moving to their new house. What is it?

    Clue.....this has nothing to do with the 'setting up' of the new home.  No painting, renos etc.  It seems like an emotional thing to do.[/DIV]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 25 06 10:00
go on a vacation
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 25 06 10:01
Put out a welcome mat at the front door?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 25 06 10:07
purchase life insurance or mortgage insurance
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 25 06 10:09
Plant a garden?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 25 06 10:13
You guys are good guessers.  Awesome thoughts.

  Let's say there's some nostalgia involved.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: rus on Dec 25 06 10:13
miss their old house?

  go visit their old house?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 25 06 10:16
sorry that was me, didnt want to take the time to re sign in when i realized that this computer logged me out when i went to another site.

  EDIT: second guess was from SS
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 25 06 10:22
[FONT size=6]Starfish Scientist has nailed it.....Yeahhhhhhhhh !!!!![/FONT]

[FONT size=6][/FONT]

[img height=394 src="http://www.sculptorsfoundation.com/images_v2/steve%20jensen/starfish.jpg" width=405]

  [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #80c0ff" size=5]Drive by their old house is the answer !!!![/FONT]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 25 06 10:23
Blesses all around......great guesses !
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 25 06 10:25
What will you torture us with next, lovely lady?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Starfish Scientist on Dec 25 06 10:29
my cousin and I drove by her old house when she moved last year.  their old house was already torn down.  she was pretty sad, lived there for almost 25 years.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 25 06 10:38
 What will you torture us with next, lovely lady?  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]

  You all are getting too good at this !

      A recent survey found out that 100% of all lottery winners do this. What is it?

  (might make you think twice about being rich )

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 25 06 10:39
Go on a vacation?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 25 06 10:43
That's probably one of the first things that some people might do, but what's interesting about this one is......100% of winners do this.

  A recent survey found out that 100% of all lottery winners do this. What is it?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 25 06 10:44
Claim their money?  Or buy a ticket?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 25 06 10:48
sign the ticket    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 25 06 10:48
lol....that's a given.  Although there are no stats on that one.  I remember a few years back, they actually had it on the news, about the guy who had won millions had only days left to claim his prize.  I said to Mr. P.C.   "mark my words.....there's a messy divorce involved in this and someone is BITTER"   Sure enough.....that's exactly what it was.

    Sorry.....nope  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 25 06 10:50
go back to location where ticket was purchased
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 25 06 10:51
No......not it.

    I'm going to give you a clue right out of the gates here.  (It's Christmas)

This is something that I would guess that they don't do intentionally.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 25 06 10:52
Tell their friends?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 25 06 10:54
Probably.....but no win for Kitten. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c022.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 25 06 10:57
 [A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DFCA" target=_blank][img alt=Tears src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_9_17v.gif[/img][/A] Cry?  





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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 25 06 10:57
recheck/verify the numbers  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 25 06 11:21
lol.....not crying or rechecking.

  It's something that would involve the inevitable lifestyle change.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 25 06 11:22
Lose your old friends?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 25 06 11:25
moved  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 25 06 11:26
Oooooo....GOOD one Kitten.  Not it.....but a good one.

  Your on the right track (ish)  In the sense that it doesn't involve buying big ticket items....flashy cars, big homes etc.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 25 06 11:27
Celebrate with friends?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 25 06 11:30
Not move, 49er.  Most probably do.  I have to say, that I'm amazed that this is so unanimous.  100%.

  I don't think  I would have guessed this one correctly, BUT, knowing the answer isn't a 'groaner' is a plus.  It make perfect sense. (obviously.....100% is pretty perfect)  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 25 06 11:32
Nope.....not celebrating with friends.  

   A recent survey found out that 100% of all lottery winners do this. What is it? [/DIV]

  Remember.....they don't do this on purpose.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 25 06 11:36
Walk in a more erect posture?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 25 06 11:40
quit their jobs
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 25 06 11:42
[img height=131 alt=Dryopithecus src="http://www.wilderdom.com/images/evolution/3.jpg" width=114 border=0][img height=160 alt=Oreopithecus src="http://www.wilderdom.com/images/evolution/4.jpg" width=89 border=0]  I love that answer.......I think it's probably true.   Drat......not it.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 25 06 11:44
  [A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DFCA" target=_blank][img alt=Smile src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_1.gif[/img][/A]Smile more often?





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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 25 06 11:46
Oh Jeebus, 49er.  I'd quit yesterday.  Not it.

  OK.....I'm going to reword the original question ever so slightly.....maybe this will be helpful.

  A recent survey found out that 100% of all lottery winners do this. What is it?

  A recent survey found out that THIS happens to 100% of all lottery winners. What is it?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 25 06 11:47
They are beseiged by salesmen and charities.

They find relatives they didn't know they had.

        I've got to get some sleep now.  Chat tomorrow.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 25 06 11:52
OK.....bad lead.

  I'm working on a better clue.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Dec 26 06 12:10
i remember reading about this awhile ago and i couldnt believe it, with all that money, you would think they would buy a gym membership or get a personal trainer.

  GAIN WEIGHT.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 26 06 12:14
[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00" size=6]kingy !!!!!!!!!    THAT'S IT !!!!![/FONT]

    These people must have won MILLIONS.

  (http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e89/Emerald_Wine/fat_people2.jpg)

  [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff007f" size=6]Congrats kingy ![/FONT]  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 26 06 11:14
 [A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DFCA" target=_blank][img alt="Bow Down Before You" src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_17_4.gif[/img][/A]Congratulations again, kingy!  

    The one on the right...do you think he's lost something?  





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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 26 06 02:02
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]   Yes, Kitten, I believe he's lost his wallet.  

    This one might be a teeny bit more difficult, but it amuses me.

  According to the University of Illinois, women are more likely than men to eat this...    

Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 26 06 02:34
That's a really funny picture, PC.

  Man, kingy is too good at this game!! What is he on now, four or five wins?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 26 06 05:19
Lise....here's the tally

   1. What do most people ASK for, yet most people choose not to eat it ?

ANSWER ... [FONT color=#e6e6e6]Forutne cookies[/FONT]

WINNER ... [FONT color=#0000bf]Orik[/FONT]

  2. Experts claim that people who do this for 15 minutes a day have less stress and are healthier.  What is it?

ANSWER ... [FONT color=#e6e6e6]write in a journal[/FONT]
WINNER ... [FONT color=#bf005f]purelife[/FONT]

[FONT color=#bf005f][/FONT]

3. 62% of people surveyed said that a picnic is not really a picnic without what?

ANSWER ... [FONT color=#e6e6e6]A frisbee[/FONT]

WINNER ... [FONT color=#c00000]kingy[/FONT]

  4. At any point in time, 7 out of 1,000 people on earth are doing this? What is it?

ANSWER ... [FONT color=#e6e6e6]getting drunk[/FONT]

WINNER ... [FONT color=#c00000]kingy[/FONT]

  5. 50% of all Americans live within 50 miles of this.  What is it ????

ANSWER ...[FONT color=#e6e6e6]Their birthplace[/FONT]

WINNER ... [FONT color=#c00000]kingy[/FONT]

[FONT color=#c00000][/FONT]

6. If you do this for a living, according to research, your chances of having a heart attack doubles.  What it it ?

ANSWER ...[FONT color=#e6e6e6]drive a cab[/FONT]

WINNER ... [FONT color=#60bf00]Russ[/FONT]

  [FONT color=#000000]7.  One in five married guys have done THIS.  What is it ???[/FONT]

ANSWER ... [FONT color=#e6e6e6]Proposed on one knee[/FONT]

WINNER ... [FONT color=#ff7f00]Lise[/FONT]

[FONT color=#ff7f00][/FONT]

[FONT color=#000000]8. There are 1.6 billion of these produced every year.  What are they[/FONT]

ANSWER ... [FONT color=#e6e6e6]candy canes[/FONT]

WINNER ...[FONT color=#60bf00]Russ[/FONT]

[FONT color=#60bf00][/FONT]

[FONT color=#000000]9. If you do this for too long, it can reduce the blood flow to your heart by 25%.  What is it?[/FONT]

ANSWER ...[FONT color=#e6e6e6]waiting too long to go to the bathroom[/FONT]

WINNER ...Nobody

  10. [FONT color=#000000]Nutrition experts say this the #1 food you can eat to boost your sex drive.  What is it ?[/FONT]

ANSWER ... [FONT color=#e6e6e6]Oatmeal[/FONT]

WINNER ... [FONT color=#c00000]kingy[/FONT]

[FONT color=#c00000][/FONT]

[FONT color=#000000]11. The business which traditionally is a busy one during the holidays has been hit hard by technology, causing a 20% loss in sales.  What is it?
ANSWER ... [FONT color=#e6e6e6]film developing[/FONT][/FONT]

WINNER ... [FONT color=#c00000]kingy[/FONT]

[FONT color=#c00000][/FONT]

[FONT color=#000000]12. According to Business Managers, what is the #1 thing not to do at your office holiday party?[/FONT]

ANSWER ... [FONT color=#e6e6e6]bring your children[/FONT]

WINNER ...[FONT color=#0060bf]49er[/FONT]

[FONT color=#0060bf][/FONT]

[FONT color=#0060bf][FONT color=#000000]13[/FONT]. [/FONT][FONT color=#000000]According to Woman’s World, this was first used in 1980 by computer scientists at Carnegie Mellon University in Pennsylvania. What? [/FONT]

ANSWER ... [FONT color=#e6e6e6]the smilie[/FONT]

WINNER ... [FONT color=#bfbf00]Kitten[/FONT]

[FONT color=#bfbf00][/FONT]

[FONT color=#000000] 14. Over half of all home buyers do this within 4 weeks of moving to their new house. What is it?[/FONT]

ANSWER ... [FONT color=#e6e6e6]Drive by their old house[/FONT]

WINNER ... [FONT color=#6000bf]Starfish Scientist[/FONT]

  [FONT color=#000000]15. A recent survey found out that 100% of all lottery winners do this. What is it?[/FONT]

ANSWER ... [FONT color=#e6e6e6]Gain Weight[/FONT]

WINNER ... [FONT color=#c00000]kingy[/FONT]

[FONT color=#c00000][/FONT]

[FONT color=#000000]So in answer to your question Lise......kingy has run up 5 wins.[/FONT]

[FONT color=#c00000]IMPRESSIVE !!!!![/FONT]

 

 
 

   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 26 06 05:29
I think kingy deserves a sexy picture of you for winning. (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/12.gif)  How do you do it, kingy? What sort of information goes through that mind of yours???

  Waaaah! I only won once. Ah well. Better than nothing.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 26 06 05:33
Hi Lise.....Good Christmas ?????

  All the answers above are in invisible writing.

  Moving question forward.

  According to the University of Illinois, women are more likely than men to eat this...
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 26 06 05:39
Veggies?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 26 06 05:42
Well, it's not a specific food......so veggies COULD be 'included' in the answer for this one.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 26 06 06:06
Sushi?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 26 06 06:23
vitamins
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 26 06 06:35
salads
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 26 06 06:58
Wow.....excellent answers.  I feel bad to say no.  But ......no
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 26 06 07:06
Mushrooms?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 26 06 07:07
breakfast
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 26 06 07:33
Not specific food? As in, not a veggie by itself? Or part of a meal? Hm.

  Baked potato?

  Soup?

  Lasagne? (Hmmmmm...... hungry............)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 26 06 07:45
Right.....not a specific food.

  All great guesses, but I think you're all on the wrong track.  To clarify, would blow it at this point.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 26 06 07:46
Goat?

  caviar?

    [FONT color=#e6e6e6][/FONT]  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 26 06 07:47
Eat their words?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 26 06 07:47
rofl.....goat.  Aaaa....no Russ.

  Mmmmm caviar.......not what I'm looking for.    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 26 06 07:48
Oysters?

  Goat anything with Russ in it?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 26 06 07:49
Now that's agood answer, Kitten.  Although it's not really close, it's closer in the sense that you've grasped that it's not  a specific food.  (although it is food)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 26 06 07:49
Health foods?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 26 06 07:51
Tofu?

  Beans?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 26 06 07:51
Oooooo, Kitten.  ANOTHER  good guess.  Not really close, but a good answer none the less.

   According to the University of Illinois, women are more likely than men to eat this...

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 26 06 07:52
Diet pills?

  Power shakes?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 26 06 07:52
salad?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 26 06 07:54
Fancy chocolates?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 26 06 07:56
dietary supplements
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 26 06 07:57
Racking brain....... oh it hurts.....

  EDIT: I'm giving up on the healthy option. (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/12.gif)

    Ice cream?

  Candy?

  Popcorn?

  Coke?    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 26 06 07:57
So, how confusing would it be, if I said it could be any of the foods you've mentioned.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 26 06 07:58
junk food
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 26 06 07:58
ALMOST any of the foods.  Probably not drinks. LOL

(you'll LOL later)  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 26 06 08:00
Pasta?

  Fried chicken?

  Pizza?

  Cookies?

  Huh.... have we covered everything yet?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 26 06 08:00
home cooked meals    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 26 06 08:00
uh... food?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 26 06 08:01
Like food in general? Like say Chinese food? Or Russian? Or Mom's cooking?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 26 06 08:01
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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 26 06 08:03
Junk food?  What? What? Like comfort food type thingy? ARGH...... I'm melting.........
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 26 06 08:05
Casseroles
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 26 06 08:07
 According to the University of Illinois, women are more likely than men to eat this...



Yes, Lise, I'd say you've almost covered all the specific foods and food groups.  But as I'm not looking for a specific food, you'll have to switch tracks to think of this answer.

  OK.....I'm going to rule out a few specific foods, in spite of the fact that I'm not really looking for a specific food, you make ask yourself why I would eliminate these particular foods.

  Soup, ice cream, stew, a drink......

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 26 06 08:08
Fiber?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 26 06 08:08
They're all liquids?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 26 06 08:10
You probably wouldn't eat this in public.  (BIG CLUE )
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 26 06 08:11
I'd say they are most likely NOT liquids, Lise.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 26 06 08:12
Animals don't mind eating this at all.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 26 06 08:13
ARGH!!! I don't know PC. Either my noggin is not working or I can't for the likes of me think of an answer. Unless you count out breast milk, I would eat most anything in public. (Not that I eat breast milk, mind you) (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/10.gif)

    What don't I eat in public.....  *stumped.... need more clue.... grasping air.....*    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 26 06 08:13
Dog food???????

  He eats anything I drop.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 26 06 08:15
Kid's leftovers?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 26 06 08:16
tv dinners
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 26 06 08:18
[FONT size=6]Ding Ding Ding Ding[/FONT]

  [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #c0ff80" size=7]Lise got it !!!!!!!![/FONT]

  [FONT size=5]Food that has dropped on the floor.[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f020.gif" border=0][/FONT]

[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f020.gif" border=0]

[img height=165 alt="Don't eat it!" hspace=16 src="http://www.snopes.com/food/graphics/floor.jpg" width=229 align=left vspace=16 border=1]

[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f020.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f020.gif" border=0]

[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f020.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f020.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f020.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 26 06 08:19
[FONT size=6]YOU'RE KIDDING!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?[/FONT]

  HOLY MOLLY.

  Most women would eat this off the floor? Eeeooowwww..... not mua.

  EDIT: But yaaahhh!!! In your face, kingy!!!  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 26 06 08:20
  [A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DFCA" target=_blank][img alt="" src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_144_5.gif[/img][/A]Great work, Lise!





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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 26 06 08:22
Ah thanks. I think I only got it because kingy wasn't here.

  Now I can retire in peace. G'nite, all. (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Other/10.gif)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 26 06 08:22
Good job Lise.

  This one really surprised me.  I thought MEN invented the 5 second rule......lol  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 26 06 08:23
Good night Lise.  Sweet dreams......don't drop your water on the way to bed.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 26 06 08:25
 [A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DFCA" target=_blank][img alt="" src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_31_3.gif[/img][/A] Good night, Lise.





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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 26 06 08:35
.....and for the next installment of mind torture, I bring you question number......ummm.....something.

  A recent survey found that 79% of adults have not been to this place in 10 years or more. What is it?



Yipes !
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 26 06 08:47
see the doctor
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 26 06 08:49
I could have said that a few months ago.....but not it.  Good answer.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 26 06 08:50
Dentist

    And for the last one congrats on getting it!

  I however follow the 5 second rule faithfully.. in public in restaurants too. SS loves that.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 26 06 08:54
79% is pretty high for adults not going to the dentist for 10 YEARS.

  ....and it's not the goat farm......or Coombs.....lol  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 26 06 09:01
church
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Dec 26 06 09:02
women eat food off the floor more than men??? *giggles*

  church?

    edit: looks like someone beat me to that answer!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 26 06 09:02
GOOD GUESS 49er.  Not it, but a good one.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c016.gif" border=0]  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 26 06 09:06
Moving forward

  A recent survey found that 79% of adults have not been to this place in 10 years or more. What is it?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Dec 26 06 09:07
school?      
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 26 06 09:12
That would make sense, but not the place we're looking for.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Dec 26 06 09:20
library?

  gym?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 26 06 09:42
home where you grew up

  hometown or city where you were born

  home to where your parents are?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 27 06 10:38
a movie theater?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 27 06 11:06
A lawyer?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Dec 27 06 11:08
An airport
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 27 06 11:09
Marriage counsellor?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 27 06 03:03
Back home to their original parents?

  Gym?

  EDIT: Oops. kingy already mentioned gym
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 27 06 04:05
 [A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DFCA" target=_blank][img alt=Nervous src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_6_200v.gif[/img][/A] A job interview?





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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 27 06 05:02
Swimming pool?    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 27 06 05:14
OMG......Sorrrrrryyyyyy.   (at work all day....couldn't check)

  [FONT size=7]kingy has it once again.[/FONT]

[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/s030.gif[/img][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/s030.gif[/img]

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  (http://www.lib.ipfw.edu/uploads/pics/books_a_n_01.jpg)

  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/s030.gif[/img] [FONT size=5] the LIBRARY[/FONT]    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 27 06 05:46
Congrats kingy! lol.

  Library makes sence... I went to the Vancouver Public Library for the first time at the Downtown branch... and the last time I went to the library was before that one was built.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 27 06 07:38
[FONT color=#00007f]THE WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION...................KINGY!!!!![/FONT]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 27 06 09:17
Dang it! kingy strikes again! Congrats.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 28 06 06:19
On average, women may have 4 of these, while men most often have none. What are they?



  (waiting for 3 seconds until kingy gets this one) [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/frech/d015.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 28 06 06:25
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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 28 06 06:34
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a234.gif" border=0]  Not quite, Lise......LOL
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 28 06 06:39
Ribs
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 28 06 06:43
 small/compact mirrors  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 28 06 06:43
Nope.....I think they got those.

  This is something that is connected to something that almost everyone would use, almost every day.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 28 06 06:44
WOW.....GOOD answer 49er.  That's not it, but I still think it's a good answer.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 28 06 06:45
purses?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 28 06 06:45
Electric toothbrush?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 28 06 06:48
The 'something' is used by both men and women.  It's the 'something' connected to it that is related to the women.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 28 06 06:50
Huh???

  Er.... wires?? I don't know. This one has me really stumped.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 28 06 06:54
I think my abstract 'hints' may be making it worse.

  Break it down.

  Something that men and women use almost every day.

Women will have 4 of these 'connected' to this every day item.....while men are more likely to not have anything 'connected'.

 Better ?  Worse ?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 28 06 06:57
Part of body?

  Batteries?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 28 06 06:59
It is not a body part, although you have to hold it, to use it.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 28 06 07:00
Pots and pans?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 28 06 07:01
gloves
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Frogrik on Dec 28 06 07:06
Electrical outlet in the bathroom

hair dryer...
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 28 06 07:07
rings
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 28 06 07:17
P.C. wrote:
On average, women may have 4 of these, while men most often have none. What are they?

 Something that men and women use almost every day.

Women will have 4 of these 'connected' to this every day item.....while men are more likely to not have anything 'connected'.

Better ?  Worse ?[/DIV]



  Trying to refresh the question.

  I have four of these while men most often have none. What the heck do I have that my man don't have?

  Money? Nope.

  Good looks? (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/12.gif)

  Connected to everyday item. What do I use everyday? Toothbrush, comb, hair brush, spray...

  Is it cosmetic? Make-up? Brush for blush? Mascara?
   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 28 06 07:23
brooches?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 28 06 07:58
Nope.....none of those excellent guesses.

  You see, in trying to make this more 'challenging' for kingy....the king......I have lost touch with reality....lol

  So....there is an item that we all use.....almost every day.  When we are out, it is always with us.  Woman are likely to have 4 things attached to this every day item (am I repeating myself....lol)........and you know the rest.

  Some people collect these.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Dec 28 06 08:02
key chains?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 28 06 08:04
You're SO close, you're almost on it.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Dec 28 06 08:07
keys?    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 28 06 08:10
THAT would be the every day item......what  is the other part of the equation ?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Dec 28 06 08:16
some sort of key/keychain accessory type thing??

  charm?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 28 06 08:26
[FONT color=#60bf00 size=7]YOU'RE FAR TOO CLEVER KINGY[/FONT]

  [img height=226 src="http://yafaline.com/images/products/155.jpg" width=226 name=imgProdImg]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Dec 28 06 08:42
your clue pretty much gave the answer away.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 28 06 09:13
I was doing poorly in the clue department.....but you're STILL clever.

  It's hard to find questions, that has answers that aren't so far out there.  I like the ones, that you do the....."OF COURSE....WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THE THAT !!!!!" when you hear the answer.  I'm running out.....lol

  Well done anyway, kingy.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a122.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 29 06 12:28
kingy should be banned from playing. He's just too good. (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/26.gif)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 29 06 01:34
Actually I kinda like the way its going on here. Im getting a few, as is kitten, yourself Lise, and kingy just gets a few more, it just seems its always him. PC is pretty good at the finding of these little known facts... as well as the 'giving' of clues...  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 29 06 01:50
I love this thread!  Knowing you're competing with a genius like kingy makes it all the more interesting.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: TehBorken on Dec 29 06 01:54
 kitten wrote:
[div style="font-style: italic;"]I love this thread!  Knowing you're competing with a genius like kingy makes it all the more interesting.[/div]
 Ohhh, I think you misspelled the word "frustrating".
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 29 06 01:56
Aha!  That's the word I was trying to think of.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Dec 29 06 01:59
LOL. (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/8.gif)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 31 06 06:11
Hi all !!!  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/a010.gif" border=0]

  All right......you've all had a long enough break.  Back to the torture.  I'll start out nicely.

    More money is spent on this hobby than any other, what is it?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 31 06 06:13
 [A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DFCA" target=_blank][img alt=Putting src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/18/18_12_4.gif[/img][/A] Golf





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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 31 06 06:16
rofl at your pic, Kitten.

  No, it's not golf.....which surprises me.  Good guess !
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 31 06 06:16
P.C. wrote:
 Hi all !!!  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/a010.gif" border=0]

  All right......you've all had a long enough break.  Back to the torture.  I'll start out nicely.

    More money is spent on this hobby than any other, what is it?
[/DIV]
 Ah, excellent!! Game on!!!!! Woot!!

  I would say collecting cards. I collected cards before and boy, they weren't cheap.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 31 06 06:19
 [A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DFCA" target=_blank][img alt="Horse Racing" src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/1/1_4_111.gif[/img][/A] Owning race horses?





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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 31 06 06:21
(http:// http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/haushalt/k022.gif)

  Collecting artwork?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 31 06 06:22
 That's not the answer, Lise, but I'm interested in what kind of cards you collected.

  Race horses would DEFINITELY be an expensive hobby......not the one though.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/c010.gif" border=0]    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 31 06 06:23
Another expensive hobby, Kitten.  Not the one though.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 31 06 06:27
[A onmouseover="MM_swapImage('Image6','','Images/Home/EightyThumb2.jpg',1)" onmouseout=MM_swapImgRestore() href="http://www.offshorewest.com/#"][img onclick="Lvl_targeti-frame('','mainContent','Voyager.html');return document.MM_returnValue" height=99 src="http://www.offshorewest.com/Images/Home/EightyThumb2.jpg" width=166 border=0 name=Image6 oSrc="http://www.offshorewest.com/Images/Home/EightyThumb.jpg"][/A]  Yacht racing?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 31 06 06:29
Niiiiice.  Not the hobby we're looking for.  we're getting close to a hint, but so far the guesses are good.  So no soup for you.....I mean hint.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 31 06 06:32
    [A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DFCA" target=_blank][img alt=NASCAR src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/18/18_5_1.gif[/img][/A]   Car racing?[A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DFCA" target=_blank][/A]





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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 31 06 06:33
Not car racing.  (Nice wheels Kitten)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 31 06 06:35
  [A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DFCA" target=_blank][img alt=Poker src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/7/7_15_12.gif[/img][/A]  Gambling?





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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 31 06 06:46
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]  Great emoticons......not the right answer.

  We're thinking champagne here, instead of the house wine.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 31 06 06:54
Owning a private zoo?

 
(http://www.tiger.to/p364/cub_01.jpg)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 31 06 07:02
OMGOMGOMGOMG.....I SO want that answer to be right......but alas......beeeeep    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 31 06 07:07
[A href="http://www.yacht-charters.tv/Templates/showyachts.php?id=118&opt=1"][img height=146 src="http://www.yacht-charters.tv/caribbean-poweryachts/auzzieruless/auzzie_small.jpg" width=274 border=0][/A]  Owning a yacht.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 31 06 07:10
Holy mackeral is that ever nice.  We're drifting away from 'hobbies' into the lifestyles of the rich and famous.  This hobby is more 'common' than the answers so far.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 31 06 07:16
[A href="http://www.shopzilla.com/rd?http://www.touchofclasscatalog.com/coupon.jsp?code=XMZ2007&item_num=I227-001!!mid=39307&cat_id=13170101&prod_id=330941232&pos=0&b_id=17&token_id=8B&lg=0&bamt=8e6fc9110ff780c3&ppr=24eb470bbc949eda&oid=330941232&atom=10581" target=_blank rel=nofollow s_oid="http://www.shopzilla.com/rd?http://www.touchofclasscatalog.com/coupon.jsp?code=XMZ2007&item_num=I227" s_oidt="0"][img class=product_img height=60 alt="Raphael Wood Console Table and Mirror - Raphael Console Table" src="http://image.shopzilla.com/resize?sq=60&uid=330941232&mid=39307" width=60][/A]  Antiques?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 31 06 07:18
Nice hobby......there would certainly be a few bucks spent on that.  Nope.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 31 06 07:24
[A class=link href="http://search.mywebsearch.com/mywebsearch/AJimage.jhtml?searchfor=Books"][img style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px" height=90 src="http://65.214.37.88/ts?t=10644718223826359341"][/A][A class=link href="http://search.mywebsearch.com/mywebsearch/AJimage.jhtml?searchfor=Books"][img style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px" height=90 src="http://65.214.37.88/ts?t=10644718223826359341"][/A][A class=link href="http://search.mywebsearch.com/mywebsearch/AJimage.jhtml?searchfor=Books"][img style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px" height=90 src="http://65.214.37.88/ts?t=10644718223826359341"][/A][A class=link href="http://search.mywebsearch.com/mywebsearch/AJimage.jhtml?searchfor=Books"][img style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px" height=90 src="http://65.214.37.88/ts?t=10644718223826359341"][/A] Collecting rare books?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 31 06 07:27
Hi hi! Sorry, had to step away to get dinner going. I collected fantasy cards and each box set would set me back $30.00 or so. Gets expensive when you have several box sets to try and collect, hoping to get that one rare card.

  Hmmm........................ how about making wine? Or collecting wine?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 31 06 07:32
[A href="http://www.musicalstages.co.uk/msparty.jpg"][img height=212 alt="Musical Stages 10th Birthday Bash" src="http://www.musicalstages.co.uk/partysmall.gif" width=350 border=2][/A]  sponsoring stage plays?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 31 06 07:43
Nope and nope.

  (My pages are taking longer and longer to load.....arrrrgggg)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 31 06 07:45
Yipes.....I almost forgot the question.....lol

   More money is spent on this hobby than any other, what is it?


  'Common' hobby.[/DIV]

*Edit:  Be back in a bit.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 31 06 07:50
Touring/travelling?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 31 06 08:08
golf
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 31 06 08:10
Tried that.  No luck!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 31 06 08:11
womenizing?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 31 06 08:22
Gambling?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Dec 31 06 08:27
Working on a car  (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/haushalt/k050.gif)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 31 06 08:45
Nope on all your good guesses.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Dec 31 06 08:46
This hobby is enjoyed by either sex.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Dec 31 06 08:48
Doing humanitarian work in other countries as a volunteer?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Dec 31 06 10:12
treasure hunting?

  deep sea diving?

  cooking
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Dec 31 06 10:53
gardening?

photography?

collecting something? stamps/coins.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jan 01 07 05:03
Flying lessons?

  Skydiving?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 01 07 01:24
[FONT color=#407f00 size=5]kingy got it again.  [FONT color=#80ff00 size=6]Gardening[/FONT].......Congrats kingy !!!!!![/FONT]

[FONT color=#407f00 size=5][/FONT]

[FONT color=#407f00 size=5]Here's your prize.[/FONT]

[FONT color=#407f00 size=5][/FONT]

(http://www.all-homeandgarden.com/kidfriendly.jpg)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Jan 01 07 01:25
lol, congrats kingy.

  so whats the score now miss PC?

  Happy new years to you!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Jan 01 07 02:39
i work in the 'gardening' industry and that was just a guess.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Jan 01 07 06:49
Wow. Congrats kingy!! I didn't know you could spend tons of Raging Poodle doing gardening. It isn't a hobby for me.... it's a pain in the butt. (for now, anyways.....)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jan 01 07 07:13
I should have thought of that.  I could have easily spent ten times as much as I did last year, and still not be satisfied with the result.  Congratulations, kingy.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Jan 01 07 08:55
with any hobby, you can spend like crazy depending on how into it you are.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 01 07 09:05
I would think that more money is spent on this hobby than any other, is because it crosses all boundries.  Young, old, male, female, kids.....pretty much everyone.  Even those that don't 'garden', will buy a hanging basket or two to hang off their balcony.

  I suppose even indoor plants, would fall under the category of 'gardening'.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Jan 01 07 10:23
kingy wrote:
 with any hobby, you can spend like crazy depending on how into it you are.[/DIV]
 This is VERY VERY true. I look at the amount I spend on my hobby of camping and my camping truck... and I cringe. At one point before getting this truck on the road again I had a pile of parts in the corner of the downstairs rec room worth just under 10k. And those were the parts I could fit into the house.

    I must admit kingy, Im envious you know about gardening. I dont even have a brown thumb.. its black. I attempted plants a few times and they ended up almost dying so I gave them away to the neighbor. He likes to show me how well they are doing because he knows I almost killed them, lol.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jan 03 07 08:17
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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 03 07 08:42
Awww....so sorry I have been remiss.  I am looking for a kingy-stumper.  It's not easy.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Jan 03 07 08:44
P.C. wrote:
Awww....so sorry I have been remiss.  I am looking for a kingy-stumper.  It's not easy.[/DIV]
     Not possible. He's  Mr. IQ. (http:// http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f045.gif)  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jan 03 07 08:45
If you can stump kingy, the rest of us don't have a ghost of a chance.  He's so smart it scares me!  LOL

      HI, LISE!!!!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 05 07 08:14
Hmmmmm......I wonder if kingy wears shoes.

    50% of people do THIS with their shoes, in public.....what is it ?      
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jan 05 07 08:15
Kick them off?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 05 07 08:21
Nope.  [FONT size=5]I WIN !!!! [/FONT]  I guessed that that would be the first guess.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jan 05 07 08:25
And the cherished bronze monkey goes to.....P.C..... for amazing intuition!    TA-DAAA!!!

  Gets them polished?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 05 07 08:32
Um.....thank you......thank you......twas nothing.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/figuren/k035.gif" border=0]

  No polish.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jan 05 07 08:35
How about scuff?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 05 07 08:40
No scuff.  All are good guesses. *too early for a hint*  ....besides, it's kinda fun when you call on all your 'bonkers smilies'.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Jan 05 07 08:43
Tie shoelaces?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 05 07 08:45
Not laces.....although I'm sure they do that TOO.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jan 05 07 08:47
  [A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DFCA" target=_blank][img alt="Football 3" src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/18/18_1_104v.gif[/img][/A]  Kick at something on the street?





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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Jan 05 07 08:48
Hm. Does it apply to both women and men?

  What about taking their shoes off because they've got a stone in them?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 05 07 08:58
That's a good question Lise.  It never really came up......but I'm going to say *unofficially* (teehee)

....that I'm thinking more women than men would do this.....I think.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jan 05 07 09:07
 [A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DFCA" target=_blank][img alt=Thinking src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_12_12.gif[/img][/A] Check their heels for wear?





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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 05 07 09:13
Nope......no heel check..  I'm thinking of a clue.  (I'll PM you all with it except kingy.....lol)

    Awwww....that wasn't nice, now was it.  Sorry kingy. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/liebe/a010.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Jan 05 07 09:14
P.C. wrote:
Hmmmmm......I wonder if kingy wears shoes.





50% of people do THIS with their shoes, in public.....what is it ?

     
     Take them off because they hurt too much?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 05 07 09:16
It's something they do WITH the shoes on.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jan 05 07 09:17
  [A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DFCA" target=_blank][img alt="Hmm 2" src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_12_1.gif[/img][/A]  Have their shoes repaired or stretched?





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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Jan 05 07 09:18
Put socks on?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jan 05 07 09:22
Wear them without socks or nylons.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 05 07 09:23
Clue Time

  It is something that could be related to hygene.

    *missed the last couple guesses.  Nope and nope.*                  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Jan 05 07 09:25
Spray with perfume?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 05 07 09:32
Oooooo, good one Lise.  Not it.

  I'll try and clarify a wee bit.  It's something you wouldn't  do at home (if you wore your shoes at home).....but as the question says.....in public.  *edit. in a specific place in public.  Not outdoors.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Jan 05 07 09:57
i want to guess but im gonna refrain from guessing. (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Sad/2.gif)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Jan 06 07 05:12
No, no... I think you should answer kingy. We were all just joking with you. Right, guys? (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/frech/a010.gif)

  Wipe your shoes on grass?    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 06 07 09:49
Sweetieeeeeee, of course you can guess.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/liebe/d038.gif" border=0]

  I was just having a little fun at your expense.      
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Jan 06 07 04:59
I'm gonna say just plain walk or jog or run or exercise in them?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jan 06 07 05:23
shine?

  repair/mend?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 06 07 10:25
Nope.

  I'm going to say that it is something that might be described better, as something you do with your FOOT.......but absolutely with a shoe on.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jan 06 07 10:34
kick the tires
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 06 07 10:37
Not it, 49er.  But you're sort of on the right track.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jan 06 07 10:46
let down the toilet seat

  activate toilet flush
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 06 07 10:58
[FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000bf size=6][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f020.gif" border=0]49er !!!!!!   THAT'S IT !!!!!! [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f020.gif" border=0][/FONT]

  Flush the toilet with their shoe.   Makes sense......No?[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/ekelig/c018.gif" border=0]

  [FONT color=#60bf00 size=7][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f045.gif" border=0]Congratulations !!!!!!!!!![img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f045.gif" border=0][/FONT]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jan 06 07 11:09
thanks to kingy for allowing us a chance!

makes sense as I normally touch as little as I can in a public restroom  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 06 07 11:18
[FONT size=5]Good job 49er.[/FONT]  

  I think I made poor kingy feel bad.  He probably knew the answer 15 posts ago, but was too polite to say it. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c020.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Jan 07 07 04:47
Hooray for 49er!!! Good job. (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/musik/a024.gif)

    kingy!! Come back, dude!!!! We miss ya here.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 12 07 08:38
Vacation time is over.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c007.gif" border=0]

  According to a recent POLL, more than half of all people believe we have too many of these.  What are they?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jan 12 07 08:54
lawyers?

politicians?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 12 07 09:05
Yes and Yes........although those aren't the answers I'm after.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a070.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Jan 12 07 09:39
poeple?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 12 07 09:54
lol.....not people Russ.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jan 12 07 09:59
shoes?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Jan 12 07 10:11
cars?

  goats?

  garbage?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jan 13 07 02:03
box stores

fast food restaurants

Starbucks
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: TehBorken on Jan 13 07 02:38
 P.C. wrote:  [strong style="font-weight: normal;"] According to a recent POLL, more than half of all people believe we have too many of these.  What are they?[/b]

Shoes or taxes?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 13 07 03:21
There are definitely too many of all those things......but none of those will take the prize.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Jan 13 07 03:59
clothes

  socks

  pens

  pencils
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 13 07 10:20
Nope, nope, nope and nope.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jan 13 07 10:22
Are we even warm yet?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Jan 13 07 10:39
forks

  spoons

  books


money???? (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/12.gif)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 13 07 10:46
None of the above, Lise.......keep trying.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jan 13 07 10:54
soda?

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Jan 13 07 11:07
P.C. wrote:
Vacation time is over.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c007.gif" border=0]



According to a recent POLL, more than half of all people believe we have too many of these.  What are they?
[/DIV]
 Refresh......

  diapers.....................................................

  newspaper

  is it small???  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 13 07 11:30
LOL....diapers.   Feeling a little bogged down Lise?

None of the above.

It can be big or small. (sort of)  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c033.gif" border=0]  (I know....pathetic little clue, isn't it)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Jan 13 07 12:01
Taxes
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 13 07 12:11
Still nope, Gophie
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jan 13 07 02:13
automobiles?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Jan 13 07 02:40
pennies? coins?

  police?

  parking meters?    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 13 07 06:33
There's too many of all that stuff too, but not it.

  We are approaching clue time.

      Let's take a poll........how many people think it's time for a clue.

                                how many people think it's too soon for a clue.              
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Jan 13 07 08:49
too soon
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Jan 13 07 09:05
Clue time please!!!

  photographs?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 13 07 09:08
Dilemma.....poll says - one FOR

                                - one against

  Hmmmm.......what to do, what to do.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Jan 13 07 09:18
Half clue? (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/12.gif)

  detergent
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jan 13 07 09:20
too many handbags?  watches?  makeup?  clothes?  shoes?  beauty products?  hair ties?  pens?  money?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Jan 13 07 09:26
Wonder if it's a household item.........

  garbage bags

  DVDs

  CDs
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jan 13 07 09:28
bad drivers

laws/ordinances

parolees

sex offenders    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Jan 13 07 09:30
Dang 49er.... what goes through your mind.....

  On that note, put me down for

  condoms (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/frech/d015.gif)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 13 07 09:31
Ohhhhh....sorry about all that typing. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope.

  OK......clue

    It is NOT an object.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Jan 13 07 09:32
It's a person?????

  doctors

  nurses

  kinglies
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jan 13 07 09:34
immigrants

illegal immigrants
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 13 07 09:34
What ?   another clue already ?

    Nope nope nope  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jan 13 07 09:36
too many secrets?  conspiracies?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jan 13 07 09:36
drivers

single parents
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Jan 13 07 09:37
Oooh. I like your avatar there, purelife. Looks pretty scary sexy.

  I'm gonna say children.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jan 13 07 09:38
hee hee..i just changed my avatar again!  found a better one.  that one was kinda freaking me out... LOL
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Jan 13 07 09:39
Just noticed that. Hehe.  You're pretty fast with posting avatars.

  clowns?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 13 07 09:39
I'd say that purelife is on the right track (ish)  Sort of.

  Somewhat.

          More or less.    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Jan 13 07 09:40
So... it's not a person, it's like a.... feeling? Idea? Something you can't touch type of thing?

    dreams

  goals    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 13 07 09:40
It is not a person.....or type of person.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Jan 13 07 09:42
fantasies?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jan 13 07 09:44
responsilities

pressure
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 13 07 09:45
  According to a recent POLL, more than half of all people believe we have too many of these.  What are they?


  Question Refresh.

    OK....New poll......how people are thinking the answer is right under their nose.

                              how many are thinking it's going to be a really abstract answer.[/DIV]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Jan 13 07 09:47
Abstract.

  Kingy would say otherwise.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jan 13 07 09:47
credit cards  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jan 13 07 09:49
hmmm... too many think that they have answers?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jan 13 07 09:51
NOT FAIR.........I PLAYING WITH GHOSTS.........YOU GUYS ARE ALL HIDDEN!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Jan 13 07 09:51
(http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/traurig/a045.gif) Waaaah!! I don't know what hurts more, the clues or the question..................  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Jan 13 07 09:52
49er wrote:
NOT FAIR.........I PLAYING WITH GHOSTS.........YOU GUYS ARE ALL HIDDEN![/DIV]
     You can get hidden too, amigo if you know how. (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/11.gif)  How about a virtual naked butt and then I'll let you into our secret club.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Jan 13 07 09:53
Drats. Gotta run.  ARGH!!!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jan 13 07 09:55
Oh no, byea miss lise.. i will miss your presence.  for the time being, i'll stare at your avatar...lovely.... ;)  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 13 07 09:57
I'm hidden, but I think it tells you that one is hidden ...yes ?

(I tried to get 'unhidden', but it won't work.)

  Anyways......new clue.

    The answer IS right under your nose.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jan 13 07 09:58
What do you mean that the answer is right under my nose?  

Under my nose is my keyboard.  Is this the answer?
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 13 07 10:03
Alright....new poll.

  How many think this is too difficult.

How many think it's just a process of illimination.

How many think they should PM kingy.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Jan 13 07 10:32
For this poll.. I think PL's old avatar was better.. dont like the new one too much.

  I have no idea on this one.. where is kingy in this? He should be here to lead the way
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 13 07 10:38
Poor kingy....I think I hurt his lil feelings.  [FONT size=5]And I SO didn't mean to.........COME BACK kingy.[/FONT]

  We should take a poll......

  All those that think kingy should come back say aye !

      *My computer is taking SO LONG to go from page to page, I can't stand it.  It's fine on every other site.  I OFTEN have trouble with this here.  I wonder what the scoop is.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Jan 13 07 10:49
I vote for kingy, his other sarcastic comments are pretty good.

  Uh, I agree PC. To be honest this site has made me angry with the constant long load times and post timeouts that they havent... so I have been spending less time on it then before. IF it keeps up Ill slowly dwindle back to others, which is too bad cause I like it here.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 13 07 10:55
It's downright painful.  I often leave because I haven't got the patience for it.....and I'm extremely patient !  As a matter of fact, I've just about had it for tonight.

Enjoy your monopoly (are you still playing ?)  You're quite the multi-tasker.

  Have a gaggermeister for me.

  Tomorrow I will take one last poll to decide if everyone gives up on this one.

  G'night Russ [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/muede/n020.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Jan 13 07 11:34
Hmm, so Im not the only one.. I spend alot less time than I used to here. Which is not a bad thing lol.

  You should try the forums on redflagdeals.ca.. its fun to terrorize the peopleover there.. and some of the questions they ask are just dying for some sarcastic responses. LOL. 'Where do I add oil to my car? Is it to the thing in the very front with the fins and the bird shaped metal thing as the cap? Why is the liquid in it green? Oil is black right?'

  I WAS playing monopoly until just before my last post.. I was taking a break after taking my two shots and giving people a chance to catch up on theirs... and make their property trades. We were letting 30 minutes occur between shot times.. so you wouldnt have to take one every five minutes.. just a few every thirty minutes. My buddy got to the point he was rolling in his chair.. hm time to call it quits. He adamently refused to crash the night here and I wouldnt let him drive so I took him home.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jan 14 07 01:01
I'm still stuck on the last question.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Jan 14 07 05:45
[FONT size=6]kingy, come back, das capitan!!! We need you!!!!(http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Sad/2.gif)[/FONT]

  Under my nose????? Not an object?

    The Internet??
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jan 14 07 06:42
what happened to kingy?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Jan 14 07 01:50
*sigh*

  spam/viruses?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 14 07 01:52
Awwww, kingy.  Why the big sigh ? [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/liebe/d038.gif" border=0]

  Not spam or viruses.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 14 07 01:55
OK......final POLL.   [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/c020.gif" border=0]

  How many would prefer to give up ?

How many need just a little more time ?

'I don't care' is not an option.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Jan 14 07 02:04
I dont care :)

  Give us another hint.. even if you hint it away, its better than giving up
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 14 07 02:05
I just did.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Jan 14 07 02:09
Too many polls?

  Too many statistics
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 14 07 02:13
(http://www.worldalmanacforkids.com/fun-games/images/art-polls-left.gif)[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f015.gif[/img][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f015.gif[/img][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f015.gif[/img]

    [FONT color=#ff007f size=6]Yeayyyyyyy [FONT size=7]Russ[/FONT] !!!!   Too Many Polls !!!!![/FONT]  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Jan 14 07 02:20
LOL, you are right. It was right in front of our faces. When you posted that poll, then said you did give me a clue I was like no, it cant be that can it? LOL.

  That was a very good one PC.

    So.. wheres kitten? Havent seen her around in a little while.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Jan 14 07 02:34
Bravo, Sir Russ. I would have never guessed that answer. (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/froehlich/d028.gif)

    I was about to ask that question before I had to run off. Not kitten MIA again?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 14 07 04:03
I don't think Kitten's well, Russ.  She started off with a nasty cold, that just wouldn't let go.  She doesn't take time off work to get well, so I think it just gets worse. (I know you'll read this when you come back, Kitten....and I know EXACTLY what you'll say  LOL)

  Anyways, I miss her and hope she gets well soon.

      Jeeeez.  What's with the pop-ups.  It sounds like I'm making popcorn here. (no exaggeration)  I've never had this happen before.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jan 14 07 05:17
Kitten's not feeling well? Hope she gets better.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 14 07 07:38
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/g015.gif" border=0]  

  Just by having THIS, studies show that people will see you as being more responsible.  What is it?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jan 14 07 07:41
a job

a house

a spouse
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jan 14 07 07:42
glasses

you're tall

nice car

money  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 14 07 07:47
Mulitple nopes.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Jan 14 07 08:21
clothes?

A haircut?

A child?

  A mistress?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jan 14 07 08:22
lol a mistress doubt that makes someone more responsible.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Jan 14 07 08:25
(psst! you are just supposed to go with it!)

  Well, not only having one that you are married to.. you have a second one to handle, AND you have to keep that one away from the first one or you wont have either.

  My first thought was glasses as well SD
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jan 14 07 08:28
funny as anyone ever answered one of P.C.'s challenging questions?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jan 14 07 08:28
 LOL at the guess, Mistress! ;)
 
 Hmmm,
 a pay check?
 a bank account?
 the ability to know how to cook?
 the ability to know how to dress?
 knows how to groom oneself?
 knows how to negotiate?
 knows how to handle finances?
 
   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jan 14 07 08:30
Uhm, I don't get how being tall makes others perceive you as responsible.  (http:///forums/richedit/smileys/Thinking/2.gif)  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jan 14 07 08:31
Mom always told me that because I was 'tall' people had expectations of me and thought of me as more responsible.  Never got why but I guess people trust tall people more.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jan 14 07 08:32
Oh, I see. I bet people always ask you to reach for things at grocery stores or something.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Jan 14 07 08:33
Yes SD, otherwise we dont move onto the next one.

  Tall = more dignified. I would guess?

  Besides who am I to judge lol...

    Has a goat?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jan 14 07 08:34
 Nope, I don't have a goat.  Do I need one in this day and age?
 
  The person below me....   oops, wrong thread. ;)  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jan 14 07 08:35
purelife wrote:
Oh, I see. I bet people always ask you to reach for things at grocery stores or something.  
       Yup all the time.  I come as a big help to a lot of people at Home Depot in the Garden department.  Heck one of the workers asked me to help a customer because she couldn't reach this one bag of potting soil.  Then when I applied to Home Depot they said they didn't have a need for me.      
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 14 07 08:35
Mega nopes.

  Russ has brushed up ever so slightly to the right answer.....but as he chose to slide in multiple answers, you'll have to figure out which one.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c045.gif" border=0]  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jan 14 07 08:38
OMG, a mistress?  
 
 Ok, think "brush against..."  Uhhm, a child who is under 5?  an infant from a mistress or a third one?
   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 14 07 08:39
We know which one was the ba-a-a-a-a-a-d answer....don't we Russ. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Jan 14 07 08:45
LOL.

  has a pet?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jan 14 07 08:45
If it was one of Russ's multiple answers then its either clothes or kids

  But most of these are 'trick' questions so I'd say clothes because you'd look pretty foolish to be wearing nothing but your birthday suit walking around on your way to work.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 14 07 08:48
Just so you all know, our beloved kingy has guessed the right answer.   I'm guessing that he is allowing you all to bumble through this one.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a130.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jan 14 07 08:48
a suit
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jan 14 07 08:49
how does kingy know I don't see him online?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Jan 14 07 08:51
I was going to say fully clothed earlier but thought it was al ittle too obvious.

  Uh, is multiple answers illegal here? Or should I post an answer at a time?

    EDIT:Drat I missed her saying someone got it.

EDIT2: Uh, where is kingy here? Russ is lost  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 14 07 08:53
None of these are 'trick' questions.  Some are more obscure than others, but I try to pick questions that have some base in logic.  If they don't, I will give clues that are clues within clues.  I think this is kingys knack.....he pays close attention to the clues.  Even the smilies will sometimes try to guide you.

  Clue.....by these standards, I would not be considered responsible.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Jan 14 07 09:00
single parent?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 14 07 09:18
Sorry....took me forever to respond.  I was TRYING.  Arrrrgggggg.

  Anyways.....nope
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 14 07 09:21
A refresh.

   Just by having THIS, studies show that people will see you as being more responsible.  What is it? [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/figuren/c060.gif" border=0][/DIV]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Jan 14 07 09:22
wedding ring?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 14 07 10:07
Not wedding ring Russ.

  I'm signing off for tonight......can take the slug pace any more.

Have a great night......you too SS.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jan 14 07 10:38
good looks / handsomeness
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 14 07 10:41
Handsomeness and good looks tell us something.....but not that they're responsible.  Good guess.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jan 14 07 10:59
a beard
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Starfish Scientist on Jan 14 07 11:07
goodnight P.C. :)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Jan 14 07 11:10
Ha! So you do post on your new laptop...

  Night PC.

    A kid in a babt stroller?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 15 07 06:30
 clothes?

A haircut?

A child?



A mistress?

  These are the 4 guesses of Russ's, that I gave the clue that one of them is quite close.

I think we can safely rule out mistress.[/DIV]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Jan 15 07 07:43
suit and tie?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 15 07 08:56
No.....women can look responsible because of this too.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Jan 15 07 09:44
hair colour?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 15 07 10:01
[FONT size=5][FONT color=#ff007f]Close enough !!!!!! [/FONT]  [/FONT][FONT color=#0000ff size=7]Yayyyyyy Russ[/FONT]

  The answer is having BROWN HAIR.

  [FONT color=#80ff00 size=5][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f025.gif" border=0]Congrats Russ  !!![img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f025.gif" border=0][/FONT]

[FONT color=#80ff00 size=5][/FONT]

[FONT color=#000000]I'm not sure about this particular study.[/FONT]

[img style="WIDTH: 407px; HEIGHT: 269px" height=342 src="http://www.boredtodeath.co.uk/pictures/05.07.06/drunk.jpg" width=459]

  [img style="WIDTH: 410px; HEIGHT: 318px" height=569 src="http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/lpinelis/SigEp/Gary%20is%20drunk.JPG" width=759]  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jan 15 07 10:05
Wow, brown hair makes you look more responsible.  That's interesting.  What if I wear brown clothes?  Will this have the same affect?  (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Teasing/10.gif)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Jan 15 07 10:07
That was it? Really? Thats amazing.

  Well, dont worry PL, Im screwed Im a dirty blond.. lol. Although during the months Im not outside for the sun to bleach my hair goes dark almost brown.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jan 15 07 10:09
I have some brown hilights.  I wonder if this counts?  ;)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jan 15 07 10:10
I've got brown hair.  Hasn't done much for me.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Jan 15 07 10:21
Sportsdude wrote:
 I've got brown hair.  Hasn't done much for me.[/DIV]
 Ha! See? Proof!

  Hmm, wonder if miss PC is scouring the web trying to come up wiht a brain twister for us
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jan 15 07 10:22
or she wishes that she secretly had brown hair.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 15 07 10:25




The study says that people will SEE you as more responsible.  It doesn't MAKE you more responsible.

P.C. has no secret wishes to have brown hair, she's quite happy just the way she is.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jan 15 07 10:30
I dunno what my hair colour is actually it changes all the time.  When I was little I was a complete blonde headed little guy then around 3 it went completely brown but when my hair is wet it turns black.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Jan 15 07 10:34
Well, I was born a bleach  blond as well SD. My hair although called dirty blond, I appear brownish. When I am outside alot during the summer or when Im in Africa, my hair REALLY lightens up. Im sure you are the same.

  My dad actually was the same as me. When he was young, straw blond. When he was about my age now, he went brownish, and it got lighter the more he was outside. thirties and he was a real dark brown almost black, hes now grey lol. I like to bother him about it.

  It seems to be an eastern european thing.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jan 15 07 10:40
Yeah must be because I've got a baby portrait of me taken when I was 2 or 3 and I'm completely blonde then there's a picture of me holding my sister in '90 after she was born and I was completely brown.  I do lighten up during the summers although now I don't notice it as much as I used to.  Hair would become bronzy-ish almost.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jan 15 07 10:43
Speaking of hair, have you ever seen tasted what looks like hair?  My mom makes these herbal soups with all kinds of weird things in it and chinese stuff and one of them includes these dark looking thin strands of what looks to be hair and almost tastes like it as well.  Just thinking about it makes my stomach feel knotted.  I have no idea what these are called.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jan 15 07 10:44
HuH? hair in food? eeeeck!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Jan 15 07 12:20
Beard's Nest Soup?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Jan 15 07 12:24
I know what you mean, purelife. I don't particularly like that but it's ok once in awhile.

  Waay to go, Russ!!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jan 15 07 12:39
purelife wrote:
Speaking of hair, have you ever seen tasted what looks like hair?  My mom makes these herbal soups with all kinds of weird things in it and chinese stuff and one of them includes these dark looking thin strands of what looks to be hair and almost tastes like it as well.  Just thinking about it makes my stomach feel knotted.  I have no idea what these are called.[/DIV]
 its a dried vegetable, used a lot in vegan dishes.  I once thought it was sea weed but found out its grown wild in the deserts in northern China.  Its no longer cheap or readily available as the Chinese government has been controlling the harvesting of this in recent years.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jan 15 07 01:21
Oh wow, how did you know that, 49er?  It was seaweed?  Phew, I thought that it was hair.  Well, at least, that was MY nickname for that long black silky edible thingee.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jan 15 07 01:41
 its not sea weed

  I was in Beijing a few years ago and the visibility from dust and sand was so bad that one could not see no farther than a block.  I was told that the over harvesting left the desert surface unprotected and during high winds in the desert the sands and dust get blown into the atmosphere and into the urban areas.  I found this out when I asked what the vegetation was.

   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jan 15 07 01:44
China: An ecological disaster.  I watched this PBS special on workers there who put together our clothes and I cried the entire time watching it, (and so did the women in the documentary).  China is a mess.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 15 07 02:40
These are a break from the hard questions.  They're quite easy, but they're fun.

What is it ?

  [img style="WIDTH: 257px; HEIGHT: 279px" height=410 alt="" src="http://homepage.mac.com/sbooneaz/iblog/C739281520/E20060201095022/Media/3.jpg" width=400][A href="http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?image=154415&display=photoshop"][SPAN style="TEXT-DECORATION: none"][/SPAN][/A]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Jan 15 07 02:48
airplane cockpit

  airplane

  airplane pilot

  flower head

  fern
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 15 07 02:50
Oy Jeebus......I THOUGHT they were easy.  LOL

  Nope
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jan 15 07 02:53
Is that thing a living plant?  Is it edible?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 15 07 02:57
What kind of plant does it LOOK like ?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Jan 15 07 03:03
palm tree

  fern
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jan 15 07 03:06
pine tree
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 15 07 03:11
If it's a palm tree.....and if that's a pilot ?.........It would be...............
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jan 15 07 03:14
a pilot going to HAWAII!  or MAUI (same thing)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Jan 15 07 03:16
PALM PILOT!! Do I get it???
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 15 07 03:17
Oy.......These have answers that are the visual interpretation of the picture you're seeing.  I thinking you think these are more complicated than they are.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 15 07 03:17
[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #40ffff" color=#ff00ff size=7]YES LISE !!!!!!!   Yayyyyyy  LISE !!!![/FONT]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 15 07 03:18
OK......this one should be easier, now that you get the drift.

  [img alt="Lap top" src="http://www.jonco48.com/blog/lap_20top_small.jpg" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Jan 15 07 03:19
Ahhhhhh!!! Smokin!!!! (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/2.gif)  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jan 15 07 03:19
I didn't know that we were playing picture assocations.  I thought that we were supposed to figure out what that picture is.  HEY NOT FAIR!  I demand a recount.  LOL!  (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Teasing/12.gif)  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Jan 15 07 03:19
Pink top!!!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jan 15 07 03:20
Cross top?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Jan 15 07 03:21
Is it meant to be dirty because otherwise I'll say.................

  "Spin my top, baby!"
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 15 07 03:21
A blessing for each correct answer.    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jan 15 07 03:23
P.C. wrote:
A blessing for each correct answer.  

 
  Are you going to back track?    (just curious)
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Jan 15 07 03:24
Which one? Methinks purelife would like to win. (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/2.gif)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 15 07 03:25
You've been blessed Lise.....lol
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jan 15 07 03:26
gosh this one is confusing!  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 15 07 03:28
It's actually painfully simple.

   [img alt="Lap top" src="http://www.jonco48.com/blog/lap_20top_small.jpg" border=0][/DIV]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Jan 15 07 03:29
You mean we didn't get it?

  Drat.

  Top fetish?

Top girl?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jan 15 07 03:31
anxiously waiting?

topless?

girl with a top on her lap?

laptop?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jan 15 07 03:32
Spin the bottle

Spin the top  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 15 07 03:36
[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #0080ff" color=#80ff00 size=6]PURELIFE    YAYYYYYYY !!!![/FONT]

  Yes....it is laptop.

  See?  Easy

      OK.......next one.

  [A href="http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=274176&display=photoshop"][img alt="Fire Drill" src="http://www.worth1000.com/entries/228000/228076OTVs_w.jpg" border=0][/A]    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jan 15 07 03:39
Yay!  I won.  hee hee... When I thought to myself about lap on her top, it clicked that I should put lap and top together.

  Uhm,

drill blowing fire?

drill fire?

fire drill?

flame drill?

flame grill?

flame fire?

fire burner?

point and fire?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jan 15 07 03:40
fire drill
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jan 15 07 03:43
PC............YOU DO REALISE THAT THE PIC PROPERTIES, WHEN YOU RIGHT CLICK, GIVE AWAY THE ANSWER, RIGHT?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jan 15 07 03:45
Ugh is everybody hidden now? I feel so alone. (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Sad/2.gif)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 15 07 03:46
Well, purelife has it, but she has to guess which one of her 600 answers is the correct one. LOL
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 15 07 03:47
Uhhhh....thanks for sharing that 49er
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jan 15 07 03:48
lol just realized that mainly because the pic shows up as a giant red x to me.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 15 07 03:49
I'd say that game is over.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c020.gif" border=0]    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Jan 15 07 04:10
LOL. Dang. I was too slow. I had an 'eureka' moment in the bathroom. I was thinking about your question when I got the answer. Laptop. Should have guessed.

    And nope, can't see that picture there. (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/schilder/n094.gif)

    Looking forward to your next riddle, my lady.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 15 07 04:17
Where are you seeing a red X Lise ?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jan 15 07 04:19
on the pic the reason why everyone got it so quickly is because the picture didn't show up and it read "Fire Drill"
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jan 15 07 04:20
My pic showed up.  The answer was fire drill?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Jan 15 07 04:21
Im in the same boat as you PL. The pic showed up for me..

  Thats  a good one for 'fire drill'
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 15 07 04:28
Yes, I was aware that the names came up, but I thought I could slide a few in before someone figured it out......lol.

  try this one

  (http://www.b3tards.com/uploads/sub_woofer_2.jpg)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Jan 15 07 04:29
dog fish?

  dog shark?

  pig headed?

  Seadog?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 15 07 04:30
LOL, Russ.  Nope, but I like your style.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jan 15 07 04:33
it showed up again on my computer so I know the answer but I am not telling
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Jan 15 07 04:35
sub marine

  sub dog

  sub doberman

  sub bark

  sub woof

  dub sound

  sub puppy

  sub marine? lol. I give up for now.    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jan 15 07 04:36
oh russ is so close missing a syallable
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 15 07 04:38
Sub woof is close enough Russ.  Bless yer little buttons.

  It's a subwoofer.  lol

  I like this one too.

    [img style="WIDTH: 365px; HEIGHT: 253px" height=289 alt=Old_and_tired src="http://www.jonco48.com/blog/old_and_tired.jpg" width=441 border=0]    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 15 07 04:39
I'd double bless you if I could, for guessing instead of peaking.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jan 15 07 04:40
oh oh I know I know
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Jan 15 07 04:43
three tire head

  rubber head

  rubber women

  three rubber women

  tire top

  rubber top
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jan 15 07 04:43
nope
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Jan 15 07 04:50
crap, I cant guess anymore... sorry PC . I jsut was looking at the picture again and when you run your mouse over it, tells you what it is. I wouldnt have gotten it for a LONG time, lol!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 15 07 04:56
Good try Russ.  

  Yes.....they are 'Old and Tired'

  Too bad about the 'peek factor'.....they would have been good.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jan 15 07 04:59
yeah thats how I knew.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Jan 15 07 05:12
Tires on old women, I could see but the previous two... nope. Ah well.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 15 07 08:03
OK.....no more fooling around.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a077.gif" border=0]

  According to Newsweek magazine, the average person does this 32 times a year.  What is it?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Jan 15 07 08:06
whistle to work

  sing in the bathroom..... no hey, I do it everyday......

  sign onto forums

  shop for big items

  have sex.......................... or goats............. and not in that order.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 15 07 08:11
LOL Lise  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]

  No...none of the above.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 15 07 09:46
Oh kiiiiiiingyyyyyyyy, hep us, hep us.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Jan 15 07 09:50
it has only been an hr or so. i'll give others a chance before i say anything.    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Jan 15 07 09:53
lol, say away kingy. Im stumped, lise has given most of the answers I would anyhow.    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Jan 15 07 09:55
hehe, well, lise did mention sex. im kinda worried for her if she is having sex 32 times/year. altho, that is a pretty good year for some i guess.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 15 07 09:55
Do you know it already kingy ??????      
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Jan 15 07 10:08
i dunno
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 15 07 10:13
Well spit it out lad !
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Jan 16 07 04:00
My husband would be very worried if we were having sex only 32 times of the year. By his reckoning, we should have at least that much in a week. YEAH. Like he's gonna.....................

  Hmm..... sing in a bar? Like karoke?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jan 16 07 06:05
late for work

visit their parents

eat dinner in a restaurant
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jan 16 07 06:34
takes a shower.

  Think about it says average person didn't say a certain country those poor folks in africa probably don't take showers.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 16 07 07:33
Ahh Lise?  I couldn't rack up singing karaoke 3 times in a LIFETIME, let alone 32 times a year.  

  One of 49er's 3 answers is heading in the right direction.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Jan 16 07 08:45
32 sick days a year

  32 days off a year?    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jan 16 07 08:56
My husband would be very worried if we were having sex only 32 times of the year. By his reckoning, we should have at least that much in a week. YEAH. Like he's gonna.....................

 
A friend of mine brought his g/f a vibrator for a present one day.  Worst decision EVAR!  'enuf said.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Jan 16 07 09:37
Lise said:

My husband would be very worried if we were having sex only 32 times of the year. By his reckoning, we should have at least that much in a week. YEAH. Like he's gonna.....................


[/i]purelife wrote:
A friend of mine brought his g/f a vibrator for a present one day.  Worst decision EVAR!  'enuf said.


    I agree, he just made himself redundant.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jan 16 07 09:43
I laughed when I heard it.  He advised my b/f against it.  LOL.  Ah well, he suffered long and hard.  Nothing was better than her vibrator. LOL.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 16 07 09:53
Ummmm.....wrong on both guesses Russ.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Jan 16 07 09:56
32 family get togethers

  32 dinners out with the wardens? I mean wives?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 16 07 10:02
One of those is on the right track.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 16 07 10:03
Just bringing question forward.

   According to Newsweek magazine, the average person does this 32 times a year.  What is it?[/DIV]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Jan 16 07 10:54
driving to restaurants?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jan 16 07 11:10
orders takeout

skips dinner
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Jan 16 07 11:16
eat while driving...

  presumably without crashing.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jan 16 07 11:20
visit the cemetary?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Jan 16 07 11:24
put on make-up while driving?

  or else do what Lise Jr does and sing at the top of her voice while you're trying to concentrate and drive....

  .... now where's that damn Barney song?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Jan 16 07 11:28
Lise wrote:
 put on make-up while driving?



or else do what Lise Jr does and sing at the top of her voice while you're trying to concentrate and drive....



.... now where's that damn Barney song?[/DIV]
 Have I mentioned how much I like your children Lise? Your stories remind me of what I was like as a little tyke
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jan 16 07 11:46
LOL Lise, that's cute.  Does she sing when she's having a bath?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 16 07 01:36
[FONT color=#ff0000 size=6]kingy is all over it..........[FONT size=5]Way close enough to win you another blessing.  [/FONT][/FONT]

  According to Newsweek magazine, the average person does this 32 times a year.  What is it?

  Eat a meal in the car.  (it doesn't specify, 'while driving'....so.........)

  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f045.gif[/img]  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f045.gif[/img] [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f045.gif[/img]         (http://www.ediets.com/news/images_article/4461.jpg)            [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f045.gif[/img][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f045.gif[/img][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f045.gif[/img]

 
 

 

Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Jan 16 07 03:36
Good for you kingy!! (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/e016.gif) Otherwise we'd be knocking our head against the walls too much without your help.

  Meep. I don't know about my kids. Sometimes I think they're the sweetest things on earth that could melt your heart in a second, then they turn around and completely drive you insane like singing aloud in the car.

  Wait'll till the other one starts to speak and then it'll be everything TIMES 2!!!!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jan 16 07 03:40
Then they'll start to question everything!  Why mommy?  Why? Why?  Why?  ;)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 16 07 03:42
Why is the sky blue ?  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a207.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Jan 16 07 03:43
Lise Jr. already does that. I can't come up an answer fast enough. These days I just say, "Because." and left it at that.

  I'm dreading the time when they'll both scream for "Mommy! She took my stuff or she doesn't want to play with me!"  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Jan 16 07 03:45
Her lists goes like this..... and no matter how many times I've explained it, she magically forgets and I start all over again.

  Why does my nose run?

Why do you watch that show? (Deal or No Deal)

Why is the show so scary? (Deal or No Deal)

Why is doggy's pee yellow?

Why does doggy pooped?

Why is my baby sister drooling?

Why..... why...... why..........

 (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/d040.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/d040.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/d040.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/d040.gif)  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jan 16 07 04:11
P.C. wrote:
According to Newsweek magazine, the average person does this 32 times a year.  What is it?

  Eat a meal in the car.  (it doesn't specify, 'while driving'....so.........)

 
 

 I now see why over 50% of the people say there are too many polls


 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 16 07 04:20
This is very true 49er. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Jan 17 07 07:59
OK. I'm ready for more mind bongling questions, please!! (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/frech/a116.gif)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 18 07 02:08
OK, Lise

  You could live an extra nine years longer just by being this?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Jan 18 07 02:20
Male

  Female

  Non Homosexual (sp?)

  Non Smoker

  Retarded

  An animal

  non trans fat eater

  non GM food eater

  in prison

  fedgie (vegetarian)    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 18 07 02:28
WOW....good guesses Russ.  None of them are the right answer, but they're still good guesses.

  *the answer surprises me.....hmmmmm  I'll have to look into this.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 18 07 02:38
OK.....this one is hokey.  I think that I'll withdraw this question, because if the answer isn't actually correct (and it appears it may not be) then how could you ever guess it.

  [FONT size=5]Sooooo-rryyyyyyy[/FONT]

  The answer claims that it is right-handed.

  [FONT size=4]Life expectancy of left-handers and right-handers are the same.

There was a controversial study done in 1980 by Halpern & Coren that suggested left-handed people had an average life expectancy of 9 years less than right-handed people. However, data was based on second-hand information: surveys from the next-of-kin of recently deceased persons asking about right/left handedness and age of death. They found left-handed average age of death was 66; right-handed average age was 75.

Unfortunately, this study keeps getting quoted even though more recent data has shown their hypothesis is not supported. Second hand survey data is not a sound methodology.[/FONT]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Jan 18 07 03:16
Hehe. That's funny, PC. Good try. I'll be waiting for the next question.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Jan 18 07 08:13
ive read studies that left handed people do die earlier than right handed people. i guess for every study, there is a counter study.

  the reason the left handed people on average die earlier isnt anything natural. it is because of death caused by accidents because most equipment is made for right handed people.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jan 18 07 08:45
I should have posted the link to that study.  (actually there were several refuting those statistics) and some addressed the 'right handed equipment' issue.

But whether it is or isn't correct, it didn't seem fair to ask a question that didn't really have a conclusive answer.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Feb 02 07 08:56
She's ba-ack [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a115.gif" border=0]



This can be said about 85% of all bikinis.  What is it?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Feb 02 07 08:57
OK, very quickly here cause I gotta run.

  I'm going to say:

  a) too small

b) pink

c) too revealing

d) have leopard patterns
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Feb 02 07 08:58
LOL...you always have such good guesses Lise.

  Unfortunately....nope

                        nope

                        nope

                and  nope
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Feb 02 07 08:59
too tight
too loose
never worn in Europe.
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Feb 02 07 09:00
nope

nope

and nope.

  Good guesses.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Feb 02 07 09:08
are never worn
are pink
are black
too small
too tight
too loose
come off
lol
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Feb 02 07 09:12
mega nopes  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a070.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Feb 02 07 09:17
is regretted being bought by women
is the precentage of men who wish their partners would look good in one or wear one
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Feb 02 07 09:36
lol....nope
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Feb 02 07 09:40
would look good on my bedroom floor.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Feb 03 07 10:12
Are never used for swimming?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Feb 03 07 10:21
..... they were bought by drag queens?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Feb 03 07 10:22
[FONT size=6]HI MISS KITTEN !!!!!![/FONT]  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a194.gif" border=0]

  You are [FONT size=6]CORRECT [/FONT]!

  85% of bikinis never get wet.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/e100.gif" border=0]  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Feb 03 07 10:25
Bravo, Ms. kitten!! Good guess. (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/froehlich/d028.gif)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Feb 03 07 10:28
After striving for so long, it's so nice to get something right.  *blushing modestly*  

  Can't hang around long.  My lady seems to be needing extra care right now, as she has a bad cold.  Unfortunately, I have to wear mask and gloves, and she doesn't recognize me in them.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Feb 03 07 10:31
Whoa. That's tough, kitten. Best wishes for your lady friend.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Feb 03 07 10:34
It's so much harder to fight off illness when old age is a factor.  They don't have as much resilience.  Thanks for the good wishes.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Feb 03 07 10:36
Awwww.  That's sad to hear, Kitten.  Warm wishes to you both. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/liebe/d038.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Feb 03 07 10:39
Thank you.  I must get back now.  I just needed a little breather and some DS in my life.  Chat later.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Feb 03 07 10:41
Bye Kitten.....hope all goes well today.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/a010.gif" border=0]

  I'll have another annoying ...I mean INTERESTING question on your return.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Mar 21 07 11:40
Why doesn't the stomach digest itself?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Mar 21 07 01:45
It does.  But it regenerates new cells every 2 or 3 days.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Mar 21 07 01:46
Is the game back???? Pretty, pretty please with cherries and marshmallows on top........
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Mar 21 07 01:58
Well......prolly not.....but I'll throw in a question.



The older we get, the FEWER of THESE we have.  What are they?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: weird al on Mar 21 07 02:43
Years left.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Mar 21 07 02:50
lol weird al  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/c025.gif" border=0]

  I suppose I can't say that's incorrect.  But I can say it's not the answer I'm looking for.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lil Me on Mar 21 07 05:54
sperm count
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Mar 21 07 05:59
birthdays
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Mar 21 07 06:23
LOL. Sperm count! (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/froehlich/d025.gif)

  I say:

  a) hair

b) brain cells

c) money

d) less time on DS
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Mar 21 07 07:19
Wow....good answers.  None are the one I'm looking for, but they're all good answers.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Mar 21 07 07:21
bones?
sex drive?
migraines?
hmmm

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Mar 21 07 07:23
Good guesses SD !!!!  

  bones?
sex drive?
migraines?
hmmm



I think the one that could be remotely, ever so slightly on the right track.....is migraines.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lil Me on Mar 21 07 07:38
brain waves?

alpha particles?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Mar 21 07 07:49
Yipes, Lil Me.....I think you're over my head.  They might play a part, but I'm not sure.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lil Me on Mar 21 07 08:03
you got me.  Where's Gopher when you need him?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Mar 21 07 08:40
(http://www.infopackets.com/graphics/mr+clean.gif)??
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Mar 21 07 08:54
[FONT size=5]You know[/FONT], don't you kingy.  You lil monkey ! [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Mar 21 07 08:58
i think you pretty much gave it away with those clues!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Mar 21 07 09:01
I did ?    Only for some kingy.....only for some.  (well maybe one) [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c033.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lil Me on Mar 21 07 09:40
I'm still lost.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Mar 21 07 10:23
Just moving up the question. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/c025.gif" border=0]

   The older we get, the FEWER of THESE we have.  What are they?  [/DIV]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Mar 21 07 10:24
Jeeez I miss kitten.  She loved these goofy questions.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c020.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Mar 22 07 01:16
Oh yes, we all miss kitten.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Mar 22 07 08:28
Muscles!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lil Me on Mar 22 07 08:38
seriously?  that's the answer?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Mar 22 07 08:44
Nope.....not muscles.....although I'm sure that's true too.

  Let's see...........time for a clue.  (maybe we could call on kingy for a clue. I have a tendancy to totally give it away)(http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/8.gif)  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lil Me on Mar 22 07 08:44
ah would like to buy a vowel
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Mar 22 07 08:45
The older we get, the FEWER of THESE we have.  What are they?  [/DIV]
 Erections?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Mar 22 07 08:46
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]  How 'bout a consonant ?

    [FONT size=6]N[/FONT]  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Mar 22 07 08:47
Well I aint NEVER had one of those 49er,  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a093.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kingy on Mar 22 07 08:48
what ever happened to kitten?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Mar 22 07 08:59
Kitten's been quite 'under the weather' for a while kingy.  Here's wishing for her speedy recovery !!!!!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Mar 22 07 10:09
Yeah! Get well soon kitten!

  <not yelling here, no loud noises>
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Mar 22 07 10:33
Kitten's a fighter. She'll be back.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Mar 22 07 11:48
Wrinkles!!!!(http://i14.tinypic.com/2u8fnyr.jpg)

    Well... it has an N in there.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Mar 22 07 12:09
You DREAMER.....LESS wrinkles ?????

    The [FONT size=5]N [/FONT]is the beginning.  Other letters that are in it as well as in wrinkle are  [FONT size=5]I[/FONT]        [FONT size=5]E [/FONT] and  [FONT size=5]S.  [/FONT]

(coincidently....in that order.)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Mar 22 07 12:14
Ah... well, I half-heartedly thought it might be wrinkles. One can always hope.

  Would you believe I can't decipher that clue.....? ARGH!!! The only word that came out was....

    N   I   E   L   S           (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/4.gif)    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Mar 22 07 12:15
nannies?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Mar 22 07 12:17
Nostril hairs.  Yes! It's gotta be it!      
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Mar 22 07 01:20
LOL Lise !!!!   Ahhh....thank you for that.  I needed a good laugh.  (I'm laughing WITH you of course)  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/c040.gif" border=0]

  OK.........their is a clue in my first response to Lise' answer : wrinkles.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Mar 22 07 01:25
Uhm..... I'm drawing a blank here.

  How about.... less neck?

  Is it part of your body?

  I can't believe with all the clues you've given, I canna guess the answer.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Mar 22 07 01:26
How many syllables?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Mar 22 07 01:27
NUTS.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Mar 22 07 01:31
Two syllables Gophie.

  It's a part of your body like a migraine is a part of your body.  In other words, you can't really touch it.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Mar 22 07 02:34
Nads?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Mar 22 07 02:39
Umm....Russ ?   You can touch your nads.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c033.gif" border=0]

  Plus there is no I or E in nads.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Mar 22 07 03:08
oh snap!

I just noticed what you meant by I and E, I missed that post.

  I still like my answer though.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lil Me on Mar 22 07 03:59
nightmares
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Mar 22 07 05:11
[DIV align=center]                                  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f020.gif" border=0][FONT size=6]LIL ME  !!!   Yer so CLEVER !!!!!![/FONT][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f020.gif" border=0]

[DIV align=center]

[DIV align=center][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f015.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f015.gif" border=0][/DIV]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Mar 22 07 05:12
that's not true, my grandma is 85 and she gets nightmares.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Mar 22 07 05:16
Well SD....that may not necessarily make it not true.  It says you have less when you get older.  She may have had them more frequently when she was younger.  Maybe?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Mar 22 07 05:25
hmmm, tramatic events never really go away.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Mar 22 07 05:43
I didn't get the impression that the question implied that traumatic events will go away.  

   The older we get, the FEWER of THESE we have.  What are they?  

  It just said fewer. (and of course that doesn't apply to everybody)[/DIV]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Mar 22 07 05:52
oh I see.

impossible questions are so hard.
Its making me tired lol.
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Mar 22 07 07:15
Congratulations, Lil Me!! First go at winning the Impossible Question.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Mar 22 07 07:33
You had some good guess Miss Lise !
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lil Me on Mar 22 07 08:02
I got the answer from the alphabet clues, not the physical clues.  :)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Mar 22 07 08:04
Ya done good Lil Me.  Bless yer wee buttons. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c015.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lil Me on Mar 22 07 08:05
ARRRRGGGGHHHH!

Aye Aye.

  (how is one supposed to respond to 'bless yer wee buttons?")
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Mar 22 07 08:23
AAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHH ?

  No response required.  (sorry....it was a funny little 'fuzzy phrase' that my mom used to say to me when I was Lil, if I did something well)  

  New question.

  If asked to do this today, 1 out of 11 adults would not succeed. What is it?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Russ on Mar 22 07 08:29
basic math

  AAArggh?

  I would go with Yaarggh!!

I like the way you think Lil Me!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Mar 22 07 08:38
 I would go with Yaarggh!!

I like the way you think Lil Me!

  Am I missing something ? [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c025.gif" border=0]  [/DIV]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lil Me on Mar 22 07 08:41
it just sounded like something a Pirate would say in response to "bless yer sweet buttons"
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Mar 22 07 08:48
Maybe my mom was a pirate in a previous life.  LOL  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/figuren/g030.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Mar 22 07 08:49
Name the capital of their state/province  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lil Me on Mar 22 07 08:52
touch their toes?

remember their partner's birthday/anniversary?    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Mar 22 07 08:56
Nope....not touching  toes nor remembering dates.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Mar 22 07 09:03
remember where they put the car keys.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lil Me on Mar 22 07 09:04
washing their hands in the loo?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Mar 22 07 09:11
remembering their kids names
can't drive a car
can't write
can't read
can't get in shape
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Mar 22 07 09:53
OOOOOOOOO.....SD.  One of your answers is REALLY REALLY CLOSE !!!!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lil Me on Mar 22 07 09:57
read a newspaper?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Mar 22 07 10:00
remembering their kids names
can't drive a car
[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff4040"]can't write
[/FONT][FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff4040"]can't read[/FONT]
can't get in shape
 

I'll start crossing them out.....starting with the reading one.....plus one more.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lil Me on Mar 22 07 10:05
can't get in shape because they can't remember their kids' names- can't call the kids to ask the kids to return the car, so they can get to the gym??!

  ok i'm tired...
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Mar 22 07 10:31
can't think
can't type
don't know how to use a computer
don't know what a computer is
read the newspaper
can't write in cursive
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: moi on Mar 23 07 12:50
 just want to say that, the first riddle where the answer is  fortune cookie

I would have not guessed that, since I ALWAYS EAT MY FORTUNE COOKIE

everybody I know EAT their fortune cookie

well, except the paper of course


(http:///forums/richedit/cliparts/3.gif)
   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Mar 23 07 06:54
Thanks moi.  Point taken.

  As I explained to SD.....most of these questions are worded in such a way that they are not claiming to apply to everyone.

   What do most people ASK for, yet [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #dfffbf"][FONT color=#000000]most people[/FONT] [/FONT]choose not to eat it ?[/DIV]

  I didn't make up the questions.....they are just for a bit of fun. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/k010.gif" border=0]

  *cute pic BTW  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Mar 23 07 11:09
menu?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lise on Mar 24 07 03:54
I thought the answer was fortune cookie? Didn't we already have this one?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Mar 24 07 04:46
We did Lise.  I was just answering a question for someone who took exception to the answer to the first question.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: guessing on Mar 31 07 04:55
Pass their high school exams?  By the way, this is kitten.  My old computer was eaten by a virus.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Mar 31 07 10:23
Spooky.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Mar 31 07 07:17
I posted a guess on the answer to your latest "impossible", but I don't know if you noticed it.  My answer was "Pass their high school exams".  Am I close?  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/konfus/c010.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Mar 31 07 07:24
 New question.

  If asked to do this today, 1 out of 11 adults would not succeed. What is it?





lol.  Kitten is gone for a month and a half and yet has still picked up on the fact that this question was never answered.  Atta girl Kitten.

  Ummmm....but no.  

Wellllll......maybe...sort of.  Actually, quite close.  Ish.[/DIV]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Mar 31 07 07:27
 [A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxmk788YYCA" target=_blank][img alt=Thinking src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_12_12.gif[/img][/A] What about being accepted for college or university?  





[A href="http://smiley.smileycentral.com/download/index.jhtml?partner=ZSzeb097_ZNxmk788YYCA&utm_id=7925" target=_blank][img]http://discoverseattle.net/source/spacer.gif?pc=ZSzeb097&pp=ZNxmk788YYCA" border=0][/A]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Mar 31 07 08:02
I like 'Perplexed Smilie'....LOL

  No..........you're inching close-ish.

  Here's the post where someone came close.  I started crossing out the incorrect responses instead of giving verbal clues.

   remembering their kids names
can't drive a car
[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff4040"]can't write
[/FONT][FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff4040"]can't read[/FONT]
can't get in shape
 


I'll start crossing them out.....starting with the reading one.....plus one more.

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Mar 31 07 08:05
  [A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxmk788YYCA" target=_blank][img alt="Light Bulb" src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_12_13.gif[/img][/A] What about running or jogging or even push-ups?





[A href="http://smiley.smileycentral.com/download/index.jhtml?partner=ZSzeb114_ZNxmk788YYCA&utm_id=7922" target=_blank][img]http://discoverseattle.net/source/spacer.gif?pc=ZSzeb114&pp=ZNxmk788YYCA" border=0][/A]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Cretin on Mar 31 07 08:06
 Pass there drivers exam ?

   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Mar 31 07 08:18
[FONT face="Arial Black" size=5][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f020.gif" border=0]DING DING DING DING !!![img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f020.gif" border=0][/FONT]

[FONT face="Arial Black" size=5][/FONT]

[FONT size=4][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f015.gif" border=0]You got it Cretin !!!!!!  That's IT[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f015.gif" border=0][/FONT]

[FONT size=4][/FONT]

[FONT size=4][/FONT]

[FONT size=4][/FONT]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Mar 31 07 08:20
Now, normally I would give you a blessing.....but being as that's not possible...here are some yummy chocolate chip cookies.

  [img height=303 src="http://www.aspoonfulofsugar.net/blog/images/choc_chip_cookies.jpg" width=419]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Mar 31 07 08:23
On second thought......those don't look that yummy....erm

  HERE !!!!

  [img height=567 src="http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/entree/img/nov04/pretty112804.jpg" width=369]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Orik on Mar 31 07 08:24
   P.C. wrote:
Now, normally I would give you a blessing.....but being as that's not possible...here are some yummy chocolate chip cookies.
 
(http://i10.tinypic.com/2dam07l.jpg)

(edit) your picture is now fixed and working (http:///forums/richedit/smileys/Teasing/4.gif)

but feel free to bless away... you know perfectly well who cretin is....

i am sorry kitten... that is two i have stolen from you... but with such obvious clues how can one miss the answer...



   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Mar 31 07 08:39
Um...well here are some better cookies

(http://www.loosetooth.com/Art/Gallery/ISF05/118gator_cookies.jpg)  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Orik on Mar 31 07 08:49
o'h those cookies look so darn good.... you will have to wait for more blessings though...


 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Mar 31 07 08:59
I'm very patient. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c032.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 09 07 07:12
 OK........... 70% of women admit to having done THIS at home.

 

Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on May 09 07 07:26
P.C. wrote:
 OK........... 70% of women admit to having done THIS at home.
 [/p] [hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"] LOLLOLLOL!  That's a VERRRRRY dangerous question and kinda loaded, if you know what I mean. ;)
 [/p]  [em][/em] [/p]
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 09 07 07:29
Oh it's loaded.....LOL
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 09 07 07:37
not going there.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on May 09 07 07:43
Here's my "innocent" guess:
 
 melt chocolate?
   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 09 07 09:06
lol purelife.......sounds good.....but not the answer.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 09 07 09:11
um put make up on  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 09 07 09:16
Nope.....not it.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on May 10 07 09:17
Uhm, have sex at home?    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on May 10 07 10:30
Been unfaithful
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 10 07 01:48
Oooo....another nice thought purelife....but not it.

  Good guess Gophie.......meeeeep
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Cretin on May 10 07 07:07
had phone sex  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: The Boss on May 10 07 07:16
Used a vibrator
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 10 07 07:59
Nope and nope.......but you're almost on the right track Boss.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Cretin on May 10 07 08:09
used the washing machine to stimulate them selves

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 10 07 08:14
lol.....nope.....not that close.  But somewhat on the right track.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 10 07 08:17
Had an orgasm alone?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 10 07 08:19
70% ?   I'm thinking that number would at least be in the 90's.

  Good guess though.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 10 07 08:26
If "used a vibrator" was almost in the right direction......

read risque novels?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 10 07 08:30
Nope....no reading.....although some might claim otherwise. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c032.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 10 07 08:38
Acted out a fantasy?

Dressed in a costume for sex?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 10 07 08:43
Ooo...ooo.....quite close. (the second guess)

  Except this involves keeping ones pants on. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a093.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 10 07 08:51
Donned their husband's clothes?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 10 07 09:03
Hahahaha.....nope.  This does not involve putting on hubby's clothes.

  I'm trying to think of a subtle clue.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 10 07 09:07
This might require another person present......but not necessarily.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Cretin on May 10 07 09:59
done house work nude
perused a nudy magazine
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 11 07 06:37
Cretin....you are red hot close on the first one.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 11 07 08:18
P.C. wrote:
 Cretin....you are red hot close on the first one. (Did housework nude)



70% of women have reported doing this.

   Clue: This might require another person present......but not necessarily.

You said "Dressed in a costume for sex?" was quite close. Hmmm, posed for sexy, revealing photos?
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 11 07 08:35
[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #80ff00" color=#0000ff size=5][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f020.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f020.gif" border=0]YOU GOT IT SCHADE!!!![img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f020.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f020.gif" border=0][/FONT]

  Posing topless for photos is the answer !!!!!!!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 11 07 09:13
Whoopie.

  I'm in the 30% group.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 11 07 10:22
You're a woman ???????   Who knew !
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: The Boss on May 14 07 10:23
Show us the pics!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 18 07 06:28
Falling is the number 1 injury in the home.  What is the second most common injury?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on May 18 07 10:33
Burning
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 18 07 11:21
Nope....but I bet that one's up there.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 18 07 11:26
paper cuts?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on May 18 07 11:29
electrocution?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 19 07 10:04
Scalding?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 19 07 11:53
No zapping and no schorching.

    *Hi Miss Kitten  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/c025.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 19 07 11:56
having your toes stepped on
being a couch potato.
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 19 07 11:59
lol...I'm not sure if that's one answer or two....either way, they're both wrong.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 19 07 12:05
bed sores from sleeping too much  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 19 07 12:08
Umm...no.  Aaaa a a ...What was the question ?

  Oh yea....

   Falling is the number 1 cause of injury in the home.  What is the second most common cause of injury in the home?

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 19 07 12:10
getting cut while shaving.

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 19 07 12:13
Nope.....(be careful SD...lol)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 19 07 12:21
yeah I cut myself on my chin 2 days ago. lol  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on May 19 07 01:03
back strain/injury
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 19 07 01:57
OOOO....good one 49er....not it though.

      *We missed you !
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Orik on May 19 07 05:17
Falling is the number 1 injury in the home.  What is the second most common injury?
 
 Falling is not a injury it is a accident or a action that happens because of a accident...  (most common fall is a slip in the bathtub)
 
 now falling may be the cause of the number one reported household injuries...
 
 
 now do you want to know what the second most common household injury is...
 or do you want to know the second most common cause of the injury's in the home ?
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 19 07 05:57
You have a very good point.  (I'll adjust the question)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lazy Orik on May 19 07 10:15
Falling is the number 1 cause of injury in the home.  What is the second most common cause for injury?

is this closer to the original question you wish to ask pc ?

 
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO a1 on May 20 07 06:11
Carpet burns.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 20 07 07:45
Thanks Orik.  I had already fixed it.

  Gordy ..... Wrongo.  (Maybe you should wear gloves).   [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/frech/d025.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 20 07 10:03
Hi, Miss P.C.

  Falling off a ladder?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on May 20 07 10:22
Eating?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 20 07 10:27
Hi Miss Kitten

    Nope....neither falling off a ladder nor eating (nor eating while you are on the ladder) are correct.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 20 07 10:28
Choking?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on May 20 07 10:29
Getting out of bed?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 20 07 10:30
Gophie !!!  Time to start sleeping on the LOW bunk.  

Choking is not what I'm looking for.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 20 07 10:31
Developing Carpal Tunnel Syndrome from being on the computer too long?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 20 07 10:33
 LOL Kitten.....no tunnel injuries.

    * a clue.  This involves your vision.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 20 07 10:35
Stepping on your glasses while searching for them?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on May 20 07 10:36
Watching TV?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 20 07 10:37
Hahahaaa.....MEEP  (on both counts)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on May 20 07 10:38
MEEP????????????
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 20 07 10:39
Moving question onto new page.

   Falling is the number 1 cause of injury in the home.  What is the second most common cause of injury in the home?

  *and the clue.....this involves your vision

   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 20 07 10:40
Meep = my 'game show' wrong buzzer. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on May 20 07 10:41
Alcohol?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 20 07 10:44
Alcohol could be involved while sustaining this injury.....but not necessarily.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/nahrung/a025.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lazy Orik on May 20 07 11:51
Eye injury due to a straw ?

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lazy Orik on May 20 07 11:53
(http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/CSK/CSK007/pr80491.jpg)  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 20 07 02:12
Ahhh....a clever conclusion with the given clue.  But not it.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 20 07 02:22
Bumping your head on an open cupboard door.  That can make you see stars!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 20 07 02:55
OOOOOO.....Kitten is getting warm.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 20 07 04:48
knocking over glasses in the cupboard because you have to reach for it?

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on May 20 07 07:20
food poisoning

medicine overdosing
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 20 07 07:38
Good answers everybody.  Kitten's last response is still the closest....or at least heading in the right direction.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 20 07 07:50
Alright !!!!  You talked me into it......another clue.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]

  Remember to combine your clues.  

This could also involve cleanliness.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 20 07 08:10
people sleep walk to the kitchen for food at night and hit their heads on the kitchen cabinets.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 20 07 08:16
Arrgh![img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/konfus/c010.gif" border=0]   Improperly storing clean glasses in cupboard so they fall out and break?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 20 07 08:23
Some of the words in your last guess are piping hot Miss Kitten.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 20 07 08:26
falling glass?
stepping on glass
stepping on something broken
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 20 07 08:28
Nope

Nope

Nope.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 20 07 08:29
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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 20 07 08:31
Again....right words....wrong context Kitten.

  I'm thinking everybody has probably done this at least once in their life whether you wear glasses or not.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 20 07 08:35
  [A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxmk788YYCA" target=_blank][img height=43 alt="Hmm 2" src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_12_1.gif" width=40 border=0][/A]  Trying to take a glass from the cupboard with wet hands and dropping it?





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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 20 07 08:36
hmm I don't wear glasses or contacts.

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 20 07 08:37
OK....I'm going to expand this a bit.

   I'm thinking everybody has probably done this at least once in their life whether you wear glasses or not.....and whether you hurt yourself badly or not.....you usually feel pretty stupid.

   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 20 07 08:40
injury by being a klutz?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 20 07 08:42
Reached for a glass and knocked it off the shelf?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 20 07 08:42
I would have to say, that everyone who has done this.....isn't necessarily a klutz. (that's my story and I'm stickin to it)  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 20 07 08:44
This is not about glasses that you drink from nor glasses that you wear.  (although you might ask yourself if you need glasses after you do this)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lazy Orik on May 20 07 08:44
 Pinched their hand or fingers in the cupboard...  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 20 07 08:46
....nor about cupboards.

  You're all 'closing' in on it.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lazy Orik on May 20 07 08:46
  hit their head on the cupboard... thats near as bad as walking into a door...

so many black eyes happen that way... lol ... and broken noses...


   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 20 07 08:48
Close a door on your foot?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on May 20 07 08:49
walked into a glass/patio door
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 20 07 08:50
cutting yourself on the cutting board?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lazy Orik on May 20 07 08:50
 Fingers in a drawer... make a pretty painfull combination...
doors and faces hurt...

smaking the back of the head on the sink hurt's too...
have any of you ever been walking around the living room and ever kicked the couch or chair or the end table... and jamed a toe.. that hurts something fierce too...

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 20 07 08:53
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/haushalt/f022.gif" border=0]

  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/e040.gif" border=0]   [FONT color=#000e06]BINGO 49er !!!!! [/FONT]  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/e040.gif" border=0]

                         [FONT size=5][FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff80"]YEAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! [/FONT] [/FONT]

    (Orik.....I was just going to ask you to clarify your answer.....then 49er nailed it.

  Congratualtions 49er.   A blessing for you.    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 20 07 08:55
Why didn't I think of that?  Way to go!  Congratulations.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 20 07 08:59
It's always so much easier once you know the answer.....lol  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lazy Orik on May 20 07 09:01
 I was inferring to all doors in general...  i have not walked into a glass door since i was like 5 ... (and we wont bring up the bathroom door on more than a few occasions)...

way to go 49er


   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on May 20 07 09:01
Thank You

Thank You

Thank You

  Walked into many patio doors in my lifetime........never been injured though, just bounced backwards and look around to see if anyone heard or saw me  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 20 07 09:02
I've never done it, so it hadn't occurred to me.  Then again, for much of my life I didn't have a patio door.  Any more head-scratchers for us, P.C.?   They are so challenging.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 20 07 09:04
  do'h!    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 20 07 09:05
I've done it too 49er.....LOL  I'm embarassed to mention it, but I walked into a mirror in a clothing store once.  For some reason the clothes on that other rack looked better.  Hahahahahaa  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 20 07 09:06
Okay, mirrors I have walked into.  When I forgot my glasses, I did it more than once thinking the other person would step aside.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 20 07 09:08
I'll give you an easy one......you all worked so hard on the last one.

      The Barbie Doll was introduced in 1959 but it wasn't until 2000 that she had one of THESE.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 20 07 09:10
I did it more than once thinking the other person would step aside.





HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA !!!!!!!  Oh thanks Kitten.  I needed a good laugh.    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 20 07 09:12
You're welcome, P.C.  It was rather embarassing at times.

  New packaging?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 20 07 09:15
Kitten, I think that was Ken. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c028.gif" border=0]    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 20 07 09:15
 I've walked into a tree and into a pool.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 20 07 09:17
Cellphone accessory?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on May 20 07 09:17
a black g/f  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 20 07 09:21
No cell phone or diverse circle of friends.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 20 07 09:22
New technology?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 20 07 09:23
A more realistic body?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 20 07 09:25
Nope......no new technology.

    *bringing question to new page.

       The Barbie Doll was introduced in 1959 but it wasn't until 2000 that she had one of THESE.[/DIV]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on May 20 07 09:26
cosmetic surgery
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 20 07 09:27
Was that the year the dolls got personal logos?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 20 07 09:30
lol.....she's probably due for a little lift 49er....but that's not it.

  I'm not sure Kitten, but that's not it either.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 20 07 09:34
Dressed like a teenager instead of a fashion model?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 20 07 09:37
rofl....nope.  She really should clean up her act at her age though.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 20 07 09:38
True.  She should be outfitted with a walker at her age.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 20 07 09:40
Did she have a voice?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 20 07 09:43
Not that I'm aware of.  I think her Dream House might have.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 20 07 09:54
a divorce, husband.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Penitant Orik on May 21 07 12:21
A education  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on May 21 07 12:26
A website
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO a1 on May 21 07 07:06
A baby
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 21 07 09:07
Both good guesses Gordy and Gophie.  Not the ones I'm looking for though.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 21 07 09:58
A car?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on May 21 07 10:00
Limited editions?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lazy Orik on May 21 07 12:25
college Barbi...

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 21 07 05:11
Excellent guesses.  

  We're not too far off a clue. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c024.gif" border=0]  Hmmm
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 21 07 05:36
a kid?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 21 07 05:41
If a kid is the same as a baby.....it's still no.   [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on May 21 07 05:57
a birth certficate
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 21 07 06:00
Nope....no birth certificate.

  OK.....clue.  This might be too much, but we'll give it a shot.

  This change would be a 'physical characteristic'.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 21 07 06:03
a belly, in being pregnant.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on May 21 07 06:06
a tattoo
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 21 07 06:07
waist got bigger.
Bust increased/decreased
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 21 07 06:31
Sorry...had to step away from the computer for a few minutes.

  You're on the right track !
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 21 07 07:23
Shorter hair?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on May 21 07 07:30
ear rings/belly ring
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 21 07 07:35
Tattoo?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 21 07 07:35
 different hair colour?
went brunette?

   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 21 07 07:35
OHHHH, 49er....yer scorchin !!!!!!  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 21 07 07:36
nose ring  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 21 07 07:38
Tiara?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 21 07 07:46
Nope and nope.  49er is dancing around the correct answer.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 21 07 07:48
Engagement ring?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on May 21 07 07:48
sunglasses
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 21 07 07:51
A body shape more realistic to a real woman's.

  Smaller boobs, bigger waist.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 21 07 07:52
wedding ring?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on May 21 07 07:59
color contact lenses
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 21 07 08:02
Nope......49er's previous answer is still the one that is on the right track.

  *clue......remember that the norms of 1959 are a far cry from 2000's  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 21 07 08:04
Ankle bracelet or toe ring?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 21 07 08:05
tank top
bare mid driff
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 21 07 08:06
two piece swim suit?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 21 07 08:06
Pierced ear lobes?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 21 07 08:06
Nope....we'll eliminate the feets and eliminate the eyes.    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 21 07 08:08
Oh.....OH.....back up.  Now SD is on the right track.  (not about her ears though)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 21 07 08:08
Bikini?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on May 21 07 08:12
expose belly button
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 21 07 08:12
thong

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 21 07 08:14
Shorts?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 21 07 08:14
Hi Lise....[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/a010.gif" border=0]

  You're hotter than you think (in more ways than one !!!!!)    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 21 07 08:17
 49er wrote : expose belly button

  [FONT color=#ff0000 size=5]DING DING DING.....49er.....YOU ROCK !!!!!!!![/FONT]

[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f015.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f015.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f015.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f015.gif" border=0]

  Actually, she didn't even HAVE a belly button until 2000 !!!!!!

But that's as close as one can get in MY books.

  [FONT size=7]WAY TO GO 49'er[/FONT]

   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 21 07 08:21
He did it AGAIN!!!!  I was so close.  (well, maybe not)  Anyway, congratulations.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 21 07 08:25
Are there more, P.C.?  My fevered brain requires more assaults on my sanity.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 21 07 08:30
Here's some more torture for those that like to be tortured..........Kitten.....LOL

  It takes the average person seven minutes to do THIS.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 21 07 08:34
Get ready for work?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 21 07 08:40
EXCELLENT out of the gates guess.  Unfortunately it's not the answer I'm after.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 21 07 08:43
Take a shower?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 21 07 08:49
Fall asleep at night?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 21 07 08:51
Oooooo....a seven minute shower.  I think I would have to admit, that I have no idea how long it takes me to shower.  I know that if I had a lousy sleep, I do things 'out of order' that makes my shower take longer.....lol

    Ummm....wrong Miss Kitten  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/haushalt/d042.gif" border=0]  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 21 07 08:53
[FONT size=6]KITTEN !!!!!!!   YOU GOT IT !!!!!![/FONT]

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[FONT size=4]....and in record time I must say ![/FONT]

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    [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff40ff" size=6]YEAH KITTEN !!!!!![/FONT]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 21 07 08:58
wow that was quick  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 21 07 08:59
Oh.... I forgot to clarify that it was the falling asleep answer.

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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 21 07 09:00
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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 21 07 09:06
Well, it says the average time......or was it the average person.  Either way.....we're FAR FROM AVERAGE !!!!!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 21 07 09:08
I would love to get to sleep in that length of time.  Regrettably that is the time when my brain decides to go into overdrive.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 21 07 09:08
 hmmm sure seems longer then that.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 21 07 09:10
Have you another brain twister?  I need something to keep me awake all night!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 21 07 09:16
OK SD.....pay attention.

  If you're 6 ft tall or taller, you don't qualify for this job. What's the job?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 21 07 09:17
Jockey?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 21 07 09:18
Airline steward/stewardess?

  Submarine crew?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 21 07 09:19
 hmmm
coal miner?
cave spulunker

   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 21 07 09:24
WOW....GOOD ANSWERS ALREADY.  Good....but not correct.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 21 07 09:26
hint?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 21 07 09:27
Sewer worker?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 21 07 09:30
Sewer worker....LOL.  A good idea for sure. rofl

  No hint SD.....we just started. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c022.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 21 07 09:33
lol darn.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 21 07 09:35
See?  This is why I can't sleep at night!  

  Disney mascot?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 21 07 09:45
lol Kitten.....yes.....they probably wouldn't make a good Tinkerbell.

  Aaa....wrong answer though.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 21 07 09:54
Race car driver?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 21 07 09:56
ANOTHER good answer Kitten.  Not the right one......but a good one none the less.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 21 07 09:57
Gee, that's encouraging.  I can't think of any more tonight, but I'm sure I'll be thinking and dreaming about the possible answer.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 21 07 10:01
lol.....block it from your mind Kitten.  You've only got 7 minutes to fall asleep to be considered normal......or average......lol

  And on that note....I'm off to greet my pillow.

  Have a great sleep......and you too SD if you're still around.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a194.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 21 07 10:03
I'm here. gtg to work anyway.
night all.
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 21 07 10:05
g'night SD.  Drive careful.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/e040.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 21 07 10:07
thanks. Only a couple more months of this job and then I can sleep like a normal person! woot woot!  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Forgot my pass Orik on May 21 07 11:37
Astronaut...

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 22 07 05:46
Forgive me Orik......I've been preoccupied today.

  But........

  [FONT size=6]      [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/figuren/g065.gif" border=0]    YEAH !!!!!!!!!    [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/figuren/g065.gif" border=0][/FONT]

  [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #80c0ff" size=5]     Astronaut is the CORRECT answer !!!!    [/FONT]

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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 22 07 06:05
according to Nasa's site
Commander and Pilot Astronaut
Height between 64 and 76 inches.
5'3ft to 6'3ft
Mission Specialists
Height between 58.5 and 76 inches
4'8ft to 6'3ft

So I'm out of the running.



 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 22 07 07:05
OK......new question.

  80% of women said that doing this makes them feel more independent.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 22 07 07:32
taxes.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 22 07 07:35
HEYYYYY....!!!!!  Good answer SD.  That does make one feel more independant.

  Not the right answer......but a good one none the less.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 22 07 07:37
buying a car by themselves.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lazy Frogetfull Orik on May 22 07 07:37
 Driving  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 22 07 07:40
Another excellent answer SD.

  Orik.....not the answer I'm after......but a good guess none the less.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 22 07 07:43
being better then men at something.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Orik on May 22 07 07:45
going on a road trip ?

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 22 07 07:51
Nope....not it SD.

  Orik......awesome answer.  I know personally, that going on a road trip alone, makes me feel very independent.  Not it though.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 22 07 07:51
Some of these answers are AT LEAST as good as the 'real' answer !
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Orik on May 22 07 07:54
fixing a flat
or being able to repair car trouble...

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 22 07 07:58
Wow....I didn't realize there were so many GOOD answers out there.  Excellent Orik !! [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c014.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 22 07 08:02
I was thinking it might be time for a clue, but your guesses are so great, I think it's fabulous just to hear your thoughts on the things that make us feel independant.

  Soon.....soon......lol

  edit....gotta fly for a bit.  Will check back a little later.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on May 22 07 08:30
getting a credit card
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Orik on May 22 07 08:35
Getting a pilots licence

next guess getting a drivers licence

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 22 07 08:49
Good thoughts......not the ones though.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 22 07 08:50
Get a job?

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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 22 07 08:53
Go out unescorted?

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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 22 07 08:54
Ummmm....there....I......we......it's just that.......well I.......

  No Schade

      *yipes.  Where's the independence ? .....I'm sure she needs help taking corners.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 22 07 08:55
Unescorted?  I'm sure she's an escort.

  Nope
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 22 07 08:59
well she can't work near sharp objects. tehehehe  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 22 07 09:01
Change a light bulb without help?

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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 22 07 09:01
Refresher.......

     80% of women said that doing this makes them feel more independent.[/DIV]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 22 07 09:04
Crushing beer cans?

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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 22 07 09:07
Got a little bit of a fixation goin on.... huh Schade.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 22 07 09:07
 hmmm I've got no clue. Going without a bra? lol  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 22 07 09:10
 80% of women said that doing this makes them feel more independent.





OK....I'm going to 'modify' the question a wee bit.



80% of women said that USING THESE makes them feel more independent.[/DIV]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 22 07 09:16
work out equipment  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 22 07 09:26
Good call SD....not it though.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on May 22 07 09:34
a vibrator
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 22 07 09:36
lol....I guess that would be classed as some form of independence.

  Not the answer I'm after.  (but in a really broad sense....you're on the right track)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: lazy orik on May 23 07 07:04
Going commando... ?

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 23 07 07:30
lol....nope.  That's not it Orik.

  I've revised the question to clarify that it's about 'using something' that creates this feeling of independenc.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 23 07 07:30
Using power tools.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 23 07 08:23
Here's a question.

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[FONT face=Verdana][FONT size=4]Which of  the two birds is a female? Below are  two birds. Study them closely. See if you can spot which of the two is the female. It can be  done. [/FONT][FONT size=4][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"]Even by one with limited bird watching skills.[/SPAN][/FONT][/FONT][FONT size=2][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"]  
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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 23 07 08:24
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  [img id=fullSizedImage alt=3d-rofl.gif src="http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d149/lookslikecrap/3d-rofl.gif?t=1179937697" _extended="true"]    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 23 07 09:08
 Using power tools.

    [FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=5] [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f020.gif" border=0] SCHADE !!!!!!!   YOU GOT IT !!!!![img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f020.gif" border=0]  [/FONT]

  [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #000000" color=#80ff00 size=5]                     Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #000000"]!!!!                    [/FONT][/FONT]

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[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #000000" color=#80ff00 size=5][/FONT] [/DIV]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 23 07 06:41
OK.....



The average person used to use 5-10 of these a day.  Now the average person uses 100 of these per day.

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lazy Orik on May 23 07 06:42
litres of water ?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 23 07 06:58
Ummm....wow.....you came up with that answer in record time.  

  Well that was a bit of a dud question....wasn't it.  That was almost no fun at all.....lol

  It's actually gallons of water, but that would be close enough to be correct.

                [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f020.gif" border=0] [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f020.gif" border=0]   [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f020.gif" border=0][FONT size=6]Yeah Orik[/FONT] [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f020.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f020.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f020.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lazy Orik on May 23 07 07:01
I should have gone with my first instinct and written gallons as i had originally typed...

but nope i thought that was kind of high so changed it to litres...

what a horendous waste of water...

gotta go game...

anyone want to join me for a subway lunch ?


 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 23 07 07:02
 lol we're on a hot streak!  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 23 07 07:04
OK....we'll give this another shot.

  A person with have, on average, 1700 of these in their life.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lazy Orik on May 23 07 07:06
cases of diarrhea


 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 23 07 07:07
a cold
stomach ache
headache
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 23 07 07:10
LOL !  That's a shi......well no....that's a good answer.  I can only be thankful that's not it. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/ekelig/a018.gif" border=0]

  Hahahahaaaa......good try Orik.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 23 07 07:11
Good guesses SD.  Keep trying.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 23 07 07:14
Acquaintances?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 23 07 07:16
Arguments?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 23 07 07:19
AGAIN.....Close enough to be correct !!!!

  The answer is friends.....but your answer is probably closer to the truth.

Friends are few and far between.......aquaintances are abundant !

          (http://www.everlastinglove.com/gifts/images/uploads/100roses.gif)                          

        [FONT color=#ff0000 size=7]Yeah KITTEN !!!!![/FONT]  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 23 07 07:20
TWICE!!  I'm impressed with me.  LOL
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 23 07 07:22
I'm impressed with you too Kitten !!!!   ....and not just because you got the question right.

  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a200.gif" border=0]

    OK....I'm going to have to dig deep for the next question.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 23 07 07:24
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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 23 07 07:34
This one inspires all  kinds of thoughts as to why this may be so.

    When a female server does it, her tips INCREASE. When a male server does it, it reduces his tips.....a recent study has proved it to be so.  What is it?    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 23 07 07:37
Calls a female customer "Dear" or "Honey"?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 23 07 07:37
 well that's easy.
girls unbutton their shirts

   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 23 07 07:38
Good thoughts.......not the ones though.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 23 07 07:43
I guess short skirts are out of the question, so I'll go with...Chatting too long with the customers.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 23 07 07:44
hitting on customers  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 23 07 07:47
Nope......no flirting or flashing......lol
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 23 07 07:48
Drops/breaks a dish?  The sympathy factor.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 23 07 07:50
rofl.....I can actually see that one maybe even working FOR a waiter.    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 23 07 07:55
Sings Happy Birthday at the table?  I wouldn't tip anyone that did it to me!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 23 07 07:56
the girl accidentally pours a drink on a dude.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 23 07 08:06
 Sings Happy Birthday at the table?  I wouldn't tip anyone that did it to me!

    lol.....good idea.  Not it.

  OK....clue.

  This is something they do when it comes time to 'settle up'.[/DIV]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 23 07 08:07
Takes the money or card to the cashier for the customer?    Sorry, but it's sleepy time.  Good night, P.C. and SD.  Sweet dreams.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 23 07 08:11
good night kitten.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 23 07 08:15
Nope and nope.      
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Orik on May 23 07 10:16
 writes thank you and puts a smiley on the bill  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on May 24 07 07:50
wait for payment at the table after bringing the bill
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Isis on May 24 07 02:00
Touching the client
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 24 07 02:22
OMG....so sorry Isis and 49er.

  Orik got it with the smilie on the bill.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a093.gif" border=0]

  [FONT size=6][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a122.gif" border=0] Congrats Orik !!!!!  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a122.gif" border=0][/FONT]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lazy Orik on May 24 07 05:24
I seem to be on a good winning streak this week... time to go buy a lottery ticket...
lol...

or maybe i just knew the answer cause i used to work in many various positions in the food industry, from server to waiter to dish washer to host and cashier and cook...

got any more good ones to keep the old brain pan churning PC ?

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Orik on May 24 07 06:10
cool this thread definitely deserved a sticky....

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 24 07 06:49
Actually, I think it was me who stickied it.....by accident......lol

    Yes.....you ARE on quite the winning streak !!!!!   Good job.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 24 07 06:57
OK.......

  There is something that is common to everyone on earth that astronauts cannot do in space. What is it?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 24 07 06:59
Walk?

Eat from a bowl?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 24 07 07:06
Hi Kitten  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/a010.gif" border=0]

  No walking nor eating from a bowl. (or eating from a bowl while walking)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 24 07 07:09
That was my next answer!  How about breathe?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on May 24 07 07:10
shower
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 24 07 07:11
Bathe in a tub
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 24 07 07:11
I believe that's correct Kitten.....but not what I'm looking for.

  Good guess 49er.....I imagine that would be somewhat tricky.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 24 07 07:14
Visit a neighbour.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on May 24 07 07:15
sweat
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 24 07 07:18
Sleep lying down.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 24 07 07:20
lol....yes, it would be tricky to visit your neighbour....(except for that space cadet down the street)

  Sweating is going somewhat in the right direction, 49er.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 24 07 07:22
Shave?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on May 24 07 07:24
peeing
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 24 07 07:25
Shaving, sleeping or peeing are not the ones......again.....49er is in the ballpark.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lazy Orik on May 24 07 07:27
Lay or lie down  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 24 07 07:30
No laying nor lying.....but I'm assuming neither would work so good.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 24 07 07:32
Wear perfumes or deodorants?   *phew!*
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lazy Orik on May 24 07 07:34
lol

what about smoke a cigar cigarette or a smoke a joint...

lol

all oxygen environment and all that ...

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 24 07 07:35
Perfume or deodorant are not the ones.

  I'm trying to think of a clue that won't burst it wide open.....so far all I can say is 49er's answers are of the right vein.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lazy Orik on May 24 07 07:36
 clot ? as in stop bleeding...

feel the effects of gravity or is it affects ?



 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 24 07 07:37
lol....you're right Orik.....it would be most difficult. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/a064.gif" border=0]

  Keep guessing.

  Good answers everybody !!!  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 24 07 07:38
I was going to say bleed, due to no gravity.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on May 24 07 07:39
drink
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 24 07 07:39
Orik said: clot ? as in stop bleeding...

  Not correct Orik.....but you too are now in the ballpark.  In the outfield.....but definitely in the ballpark.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lazy Orik on May 24 07 07:40
  go for a walk ? or a bike ride

stress out due to traffc congestion ...

ponders some more

   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Orik on May 24 07 07:42
 donate blood ?

asimulate vitamins...

heal...

thinks

ummm

ummm

produce antibodies...

this has got my mind in over think...



   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 24 07 07:43
Not drinking 49er......and not in as good a direction as your previous guesses.

  I'm still trying to think of a clue.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/konfus/k055.gif" border=0]  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 24 07 07:45
None of the above.

  Remember....[FONT size=4]everybody[/FONT] on earth does this !
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Orik on May 24 07 07:45
 use a gravity water flush toilet ?


   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 24 07 07:45
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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Orik on May 24 07 07:47
they can not jump...
they can't fall

grrr this ones got me thinking to hard... lol...

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 24 07 07:47
 Question Refresh.



There is something that is common to everyone on earth that astronauts cannot do in space. What is it?

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 24 07 07:49
If they're in a space suit they can't scratch when they itch.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Orik on May 24 07 07:50
  well i think they can fart pass gass and poop...
they just use a vacuum to do the deed in...

they have to use artificial gravity...

they eat out of tubes

blast...

no clues yet ?

ohh i think they could scratch.... just dont think it would be very effective in  those suits...

they live n a oxygen rich environment..
sighs...

im clueless



   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 24 07 07:52
They can't have pets.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Orik on May 24 07 07:55
they can not eat a normal meal, so they can't use a knife and fork or spoon or chopsticks...

they can not go for a walk with out their space suite

they must always wear a space suite when going for a walk..


 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 24 07 08:03
They might be able to have a pet.....lol

  [img style="WIDTH: 296px; HEIGHT: 219px" height=567 src="http://www.pixelgirlpresents.com/images/desktops/david_lanham/SpaceKitty_1600.gif" width=756]

    Orik.....you're working through this one pretty good.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 24 07 08:05
^^ LOL!  They can't take their dog for a walk, at least not twice!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 24 07 08:10
OK.....this is the best I can come up with for a clue.....I'll try and do better if this doesn't work.

  EVERYBODY does this......even babies.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 24 07 08:11
I was going to say sex, because you can't have sex in space I don't think, I read it somewhere.

Burp.
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 24 07 08:13
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/konfus/a050.gif" border=0] Can't smell anything?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 24 07 08:16
SD ? Were you peeking?  lol

    BINGO !!!!!!!

  Burping IS the answer.    Astronauts cannot burp in space.  There is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in their stomachs.

    [FONT size=6]YEAH !!!!!!!!!!!!  SD gets the gold star ![/FONT]

[FONT size=6][/FONT]

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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Orik on May 24 07 08:17
vomit throw up...


 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 24 07 08:17
woot woot!

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Orik on May 24 07 08:18
lol... way to go ...
now why didnt i think of that...

have they tried to burp in space ?

if so did they vomit ?

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 24 07 08:38
rofl....now THAT'S a good question !

  OK...I'm going to post another question and then go to bed shortly.....lol

  (no peaking)

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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 24 07 08:48
poop  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 24 07 09:05
lol....no poop.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 24 07 09:07
old faithful in yellowstone  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Isis on May 24 07 10:03
oh boy, did SD just 'cut the cheese'?



this is one of my daily activities....I start off with it in the morning and end with it at night....(not to mention I'm a geek and would know something weird like this!)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lazy orik on May 24 07 10:41
your exhaled breath...



 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 25 07 05:47
Apologies Miss Isis.....it took me a while to realize.  I thought you were just

asking SD if.......well, never mind......rofl [FONT size=6] [/FONT][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/ekelig/k026.gif" border=0]

  [FONT size=6]           YOU GOT IT.  [/FONT]

[FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=7]YEAHHHHH  ISIS !!!![/FONT]

[FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=7][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f025.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f025.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f025.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f025.gif" border=0][/FONT]

[FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=7][/FONT]

OK....next question will be nice......lol  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 25 07 05:48
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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 25 07 05:53
OK....here we go.

  There is something unusal about the show 60 Minutes on CBS, that sets it apart from other shows.  What is it ?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 25 07 05:55
Oh suuure...pick something I don't watch!  I'll guess the longevity of the show.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 25 07 06:01
Oh NOOOOO!!!!  Well, it COULD be guessable even without watching.  It would just be somewhat more difficult.....lol
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 25 07 06:05
It goes more deeply into political events?  *shrugging shoulders*
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 25 07 06:08
It DOES....but not it.  

  I have another question at the ready.....that doesn't require a connection.....lol
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 25 07 06:10
It has a 90 year old with bushy eye brows?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 25 07 06:12
   [A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxmk788YYCA" target=_blank][img height=45 alt="Nervous 2" src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_6_218v.gif" width=43 border=0][/A] You do?  

 Perhaps someone else has more knowledge of this one, though.





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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 25 07 06:19
lol SD......nope, that's not it.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: lazy Orik on May 25 07 06:35
the ticking stop watch ?
the nervous loolk of the guy doing the show and that he also does a news part too on another show ...

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 25 07 06:47
Nope, that's not it either Orik....but you're kinda on the right track.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on May 25 07 06:52
I think it shows the time into the program after each story
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 25 07 06:56
I'm having a hard time running it through my mind....but I think you're correct on that 49er.  Unfortunately that's not the unique-ness I'm after.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on May 25 07 07:00
always in the same time slot and day of the week

  no repeats
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 25 07 07:03
No....that's not it 49er.

  I noticed I neglected to clarify which of Orks answers was the one that was on track....it would be this one....

  the ticking stop watch
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on May 25 07 07:08
it only has one hand.....no hour hand
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 25 07 07:12
I think that's because it's a stop watch, and not a watch watch.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 25 07 07:50
the clock doesn't stop.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 25 07 07:52
nope
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 25 07 07:53
When the show breaks for commercial, the second hand of the stop watch is pointing at the minutes past the hour when they break. Like if the first commercial break is at 15 minutes into the show, the second hand on the stop watch points at the 3. Eh?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 25 07 07:55
that's one old hauger watch.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 25 07 08:05
Wow....very clever sleuthing Schade.....I wish that were the correct answer, but it's not.

  It's not about the watch specifically.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 25 07 08:06
The show actually lasts a full 60 minutes.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: I hate Mornings Orik on May 26 07 06:34
yawns... stretches....

morning all...

so what was the question again ?

uhhh something about 60 minutes
something about diffrence ?

ughhh... its to damn early and i need a coffee

so the watch is always ticking... ( can always be heard in the show? )

it ticks backwards...

yawns, okay time for that coffee and a shower...
back to work for another day... then back here to play..
later gators..

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Orik on May 27 07 11:11
patiently awaits pc's responce...


 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 27 07 11:13
*foot tapping impatiently*
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 27 07 11:15
My humble apologies Orik.  Ummm....I forget the answer.  Suffice to say, it was incorrect.

      damn!

A response while I was responsing.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Orik on May 27 07 11:16
 Lol, that is true kitten, "foot tapping impatiently"... don't forget the exasperated look thrown in pc's direction.. .

   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 27 07 11:17
lol....nothing personal of course.

    drat....again.  3 codes for one post      
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 27 07 11:19
When I see the notice that there has been another response when I'm posting, I just go ahead and post anyway.

  I've got to get back to work now.  Last shift!  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Orik on May 27 07 11:20
  lmao, yes the spy bot post script is very damned annoying ... shakes a fist of frustration at teh bork...

okay so back to the question can you provide any additional clues pc ?

There is something unusal about the show 60 Minutes on CBS, that sets it apart from other shows.  What is it ?




   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Orik on May 27 07 11:26
ive never watched it more than a few times for a few minutes. so i'm finding the question a tad difficult...

thinks

wonders
it does not have any comercials ?

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 27 07 11:28
Alright.....that did it.

  NOW what just happened, is I hit post, and a new window came up to tell me I forgot the code....and when I went back to put in the code, my whole message was gone.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Orik on May 27 07 11:31
don't have that problem mozilla firfox and all. it tends to rember. as to where internet explorer tends to delete...

sorry about that PC...

but blame Teh Bork its all his fault...

i think i can feel a smiting coming his way cause of this implemented measure to slow or stop bots...



 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 27 07 11:32
AAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG!

  I thought I'd get around it by using the Qucik Reply, which has no place for a code.....but it just ate my whole message AGAIN.

  Last try.

  Clue.

  See if this jingles any thoughts.  It's something that is happening while the clock is ticking, that you can't see.

  Ummmmm....I'm signing out after this post.  This is way too annoying for me.  It's taking me 5 minutes per post.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Orik on May 27 07 11:35
sighs the clue helps me not...

thanks for the clue... sorry about ur frustration...

damn that teh bork....

hopefully one of the others can solve the question and soon...

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on May 27 07 06:34
it tells the viewer the stories being shown at the beginning of the program
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 27 07 06:36
I hope you've got it, 49er.  I haven't enough information to even guess.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on May 27 07 06:45
watching the 60 Minutes program now......that's the only thing I picked up
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 27 07 06:47
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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 28 07 04:11
See if this jingles any thoughts.  It's something that is happening while the clock is ticking, that you can't see.





....or hear.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 28 07 08:12
P.C. wrote:
 OK....here we go.

  There is something unusal about the show 60 Minutes on CBS, that sets it apart from other shows.  What is it ?

 
 Clue: It's something that is happening while the clock is ticking, that you can't see. ....or hear.



Therefore something you taste, feel or smell.

Is it related to the last question?

More people fart while watching 60 minutes?[/DIV]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 28 07 08:14
It has nothing to do with the viewers.  No touchy, no smelly, no feely.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 28 07 08:15
oops....I doubled up on the touchy feely.  No tastey either.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 28 07 08:20
If you can not see, hear, taste, smell or touch it........More people go to the bathroom while 60 minutes is on?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 28 07 08:25
I think I'm going to have to spell this one out.   It's about the 'jingle'.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 28 07 08:28
But I can hear a jingle, your clues are confusing.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 28 07 08:28
I know a "jingle" is a commercial, so is there one running in the background off the screen?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 28 07 08:30
The "jingle" is just a ticking clock. Is it a lack of a jingle?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 28 07 08:38
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  Yes that's it.....there is no music or 'jingle' or song.....just the ticking clock.  Apparently it is the only show that doesn't have this.

    [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f045.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f045.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f045.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f045.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f045.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f045.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f045.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f045.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f045.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f045.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f045.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 28 07 08:40
ah I was just going to say that. lol  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO a1 on May 28 07 08:43
So theres something happening but its not happening. Seems perfectly rational to me.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 28 07 08:47
Yup....it's more about what isn't there than what is.

  OK....I gottal think of a new question.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 28 07 08:48
More than 65% of Elvis impersonators have this in common.  What is it ?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO a1 on May 28 07 08:51
They are bald

  They dont in the least bit resemble him.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 28 07 08:56
lol....good guesses.  Not the ones though.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 28 07 09:00
they're fat because they only do the las vegas elvis who was fat and sluggish and wore jump suits.
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 28 07 09:03
Their parents were Elvis fans so they started imitating him at an early age.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 28 07 09:04
Again.....good guesses.  Meeeeeeeep.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 28 07 09:07
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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO a1 on May 28 07 09:10
They cant sing.

    they named their daughter Lisa Marie
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 28 07 09:13
Some good answers comin in......not what I'm after.....but good none the less.  (http://www.sdsm.k12.wi.us/high/Teacher%20Web%20Pages/Rode2/Musik_files/image006.gif)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 28 07 09:14
They participated in a mass parachute jump in Las Vegas.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 28 07 09:20
ROFL, Miss Kitten !!!!   Somebody getting sleepy ?

      *I am.  I think I'm hitting the hay.  Good night all.

    *Gordy?  Behave yourself. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a176.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 28 07 09:23
It actually did happen, P.C.   My eyes are closing too, so it's time for bed.  Sweet dreams, everyone.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO a1 on May 28 07 09:24
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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 28 07 09:25
g'night kitten  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 28 07 09:26
OMG.....really?  Well why am I surprised.....anything is possible in Vegas.

  Goodnight Kitten.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Orik on May 28 07 10:30
they are men...

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 29 07 05:37
That's possible Orik.....maybe even likely......but not the answer.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 29 07 07:13
P.C. wrote:
 More than 65% of Elvis impersonators have this in common.  What is it ?



They have never had a girlfriend?
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 29 07 07:35
rofl..... I don't think that's it Schade.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 29 07 07:48
Have goals/dreams of being a huge movie star like Brad Pitt?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 29 07 07:50
Are they high-school dropouts?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 29 07 08:00
kitten wrote:
Are they high-school dropouts?  

 Good one!


 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 29 07 09:15
T'was.  Not right yet though.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 29 07 09:30
65% of Elvis impersonators are left-handed?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 29 07 10:19
I'm thinking a percentage of the 65% were probably left handed.  I'll give you 1/4 points.          
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 29 07 10:22
Hmm none of them actually need glasses?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on May 29 07 10:23
they were born after Elvis died  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 29 07 10:25
Hmmm...that's interesting 49er.  Makes me wonder how many were.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 29 07 10:25
P.C. wrote:
I'm thinking a percentage of the 65% were probably left handed.  I'll give you 1/4 points.  

  Is that a clue?    
   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 29 07 10:30
Nope, it's not a clue.

  Here are some things it's not.

  It's not about musical talent....or lack of.

It's not about clothing or costumes.

It's not about gender.

It's not about age.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on May 29 07 10:33
they reside in Las Vegas
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 29 07 10:36
Say grilled peanutbutter and banana sandwiches are their favourite food?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 29 07 10:45
Nope and nay.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 29 07 10:50
Have never been or have been to Graceland?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 29 07 10:52
Definitely not. (yes, there's a reason that's an emphatic no)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 29 07 10:55
Still live in their parents basement?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 29 07 11:29
65% have regular day jobs?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 29 07 11:30
Maybe and possibly.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 29 07 11:33
Have won an Elvis competition and decided to do it for a living?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 29 07 11:34
are alcoholics  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 29 07 11:36
Nope and maybe.

  Are we ready for a clue?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 29 07 11:37
yes please!  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 29 07 11:38
Believe they are channeling the spirit of Elvis when they perform?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 29 07 11:41
evil Elvis isn't that Bono's MacPhisto?
(http://www.bpfallon.com/photo_1/macphisto_mag.jpg)
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 29 07 11:44
OK....a clue is definitely in order.

  Schade's guess about them living in thier parent's basement is the farthest away and the closest guess at the same time.  (oy....that's a dreadful clue)

  I'll keep thinking.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 29 07 11:45
They are still being supported by their parents?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 29 07 11:50
Nope.

  Here's another thing it's not.

  It has nothing to do with peanut butter and banana sandwiches, or hotdogs and apple pie.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 29 07 11:51
They dye their hair?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 29 07 11:55
they don't like living in Vegas.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 29 07 11:59
A pair of nopes.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 29 07 12:01
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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 29 07 12:03
P.C. wrote:
 OK....a clue is definitely in order.

  Schade's guess about them living in thier parent's basement is the farthest away and the closest guess at the same time.  (oy....that's a dreadful clue)

  I'll keep thinking.

 
 Share the rent with a roommate?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 29 07 12:03
Oooooooo.....excellent guess Kitten.  I imagine many do......it's all about the visual for many.

      *yes....that's a subtle clue.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 29 07 12:06
They rehearse in front of their mirrors?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Isis looking in on May 29 07 12:26
I'm too lazy to log in right now...

  they can marry couples!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on May 29 07 12:40
They are Elvis fans and not doing it for the money

  65% don't get paid
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 29 07 01:24
You guys are coming up with some really good guesses......and many of them may or may not be true.....but it's not the 65% I'm looking at.

  For the life of me, I can think of a clue that won't bust it wide open......but I'm still working on it.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 29 07 01:44
Have taken singing lessons?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Isis on the run on May 29 07 02:31
hmmm....

they aren't straight

they are straight

they are female

they are male

they are 'white'

they are not 'white'

they are transexual

they are transgender

  bloody hell what is it?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 29 07 02:46
 OK......Isis is dancing all over it in one of her 8 guesses.  I will eliminate two of them, and then one by one.

    they aren't straight - X

they are straight

they are female

they are male

they are 'white'

they are not 'white'

they are transexual

they are transgender - X

   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 29 07 02:48
Isis on the run sounds like a rock song Man on the Run. lol  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 29 07 02:50
P.C.

  Try to be more vague.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 29 07 02:52
Since Lou Dobbs says illegals are overrunning the country I'm going with the non-white option. Elvis is really a guy named Eduardo.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 29 07 02:58
Aaaaa.....did ya want me to just give you the answer Schade ?  There are some you can eliminate on your own if you remember the previous clues.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 29 07 03:00
It may not have anything to do with your country SD.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 29 07 03:02
I went with the non white answer  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 29 07 03:02
65% are Asian.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 29 07 03:06
(http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2006/11/01/PH2006110102613.jpg) Thank you. Thank you very much.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 29 07 03:09
as was going the latino route  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 29 07 03:53
                                             65% are Asian........

              [FONT size=5]YOU ARE CORRECT  SCHADE !!!!![/FONT]

[FONT size=5][/FONT]

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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 29 07 07:24
I trust you are racking your brain for more challenges, P.C.

  Congratulations, Schadenfreude!  I had no idea there were that many Asian Elvises.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 29 07 07:30
I'm all over it Kitten....

   [FONT color=#000033]In a recent survey, Americans revealed that this was their favorite smell. [/FONT]

 [FONT color=#000033][/FONT]

 [FONT color=#000033]This one surprised me.....I don't think it even falls in my top 20.[/FONT]

Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 29 07 07:31
Vanilla?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 29 07 07:35
I'm going to narrow this one down, by knocking off another for every guess.  (if that makes sense)

  It's not vanilla......nor chocolate.  (like that)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 29 07 07:38
Since half the products you get for cleaning are lemon-scented, I'll go with lemon.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 29 07 07:46
Not lemon.......nor orange or apple.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 29 07 07:47
Pine?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 29 07 07:59
Not pine.   And NOT EVEN COFFEE.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 29 07 08:01
Not the best scent in the whole world????

  Newly-cut grass?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 29 07 08:09
Mmmmm....one of my faves.  Not it though.

  You know, I don't even remember this one coming up on the old 'Favourite Smells' thread.

  NOT EVEN GARLIC !!!!!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 29 07 08:11
Fried chicken?  *feebly grasping at straws*
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 29 07 08:12
 Freshly baked bread?[/DIV]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 29 07 08:13
Cinnamon?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 29 07 08:15
That was my next guess.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 29 07 08:17
Cinnamon and fresh bread.......mmmmmm....deep sniff.

  Not bacon nor any flowers.  

    *what's the matter with these people......lol  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 29 07 08:17
Oops!  Sorry, but I bet it's wrong anyway.

  Roast beef?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 29 07 08:18
Fried onions?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 29 07 08:19
Fresh cotton sheets?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 29 07 08:21
Yum....not roast beef.

  OK.....it's not a meat, but it IS a food.    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 29 07 08:22
Laundry that has been dried outside?

  OK, Schadenfreude, it's all yours.  I have to get my beauty sleep.  (desperately needed)  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on May 29 07 08:23
BBQ
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 29 07 08:24
Is it a pie? Apple, pumpkin.....
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 29 07 08:27
Popcorn?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 29 07 08:32
Sorry.......had a phone call......

  good answers........love the fresh cotton sheets.  It IS something to eat..  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 29 07 08:44
Cocoanut?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 29 07 08:46
Nope...not coconut......but it IS a fruit.

    [FONT size=5]BIG CLUE !!!![/FONT]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 29 07 08:48
Mint?

  We have a patch of mint growing in our yard and when I hit it with the lawn mower, I say to myself "what a lovely smell".  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on May 29 07 08:50
pineapple
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 29 07 08:51
 Since you said it's not lemon apple or orange,

I'll guess watermelon?[/DIV]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Orik on May 29 07 09:59
LOL, at the idea of watermelon pie...

I'm going to guess

rhubarb pie

strawberry pie

strawberry and rhubarb pie... ( my third favorite)

lemon mer rang pie ( my second favorite)

blue berry pie ... the ultimate in pies ...



 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 29 07 10:10
No cherry pie Orik?  (my fave)

  Anywho....sorry to say....none of the above.  But we're surely narrowing it down.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 29 07 10:12
I think I said earlier that this wouldn't even make it into my top 20......but after all the yummy smells you've all posted, I think I'd say, not even my top 50.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 29 07 10:26
tomato
french fries
gasoline
coffee
alcohol

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Orik on May 29 07 10:43
banana ?

you said t was a fruit...
so it most definetly is not gasoline... lol...

sighs

g'night


 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 30 07 05:11
Peaches?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 30 07 05:24
[FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=5]YOU GOT IT ORIK[/FONT]

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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 30 07 10:26
That's well down on my list too.  I hadn't realized it was so popular.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 30 07 10:35
hmm I thought I put down banana somewhere but apparently I didn't, oh well.
Bananas= babies to me.

Anybody have any associations with fruits and vegetables?
Like for me root beer and cucumbers remind me of my hungarian oma.
pork reminds me of the farm

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 31 07 07:13
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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 31 07 07:15
Read

  Make phone calls

  Eat
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 31 07 07:21
Nope, nope and nope.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 31 07 07:24
Darn, darn and darn!

  Use the computer.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lazy Orik on May 31 07 07:39
Flatulate

[p id="pronun" align="justify"]Pronunciation: ['flæ-chê-lênt] [/p]    [p id="def1" align="justify"]Definition: (1) (Rare) Of a windy nature, full of air or wind (and, by extension, pompous), as spring and autumn are the most flatulent of the seasons; (2) containing a great deal of those very smelly gases created by bacteria in the intestines that occasionally slip out of the posteriors of unsuspecting humans and animals. [/p]  [p id="us1" align="justify"]Usage: Today's word works well when you have to talk about this unpleasant subject without using the equally smelly colloquial expressions for it. A flatulent person is rife with flatulence but they do not flatulate since no dictionary recognizes this word (yet). The gases which cause an eruction, another gaseous Word of the Day published recently, are completely different from those involved in flatulence.[/p]     [p id="sug" align="justify"]Suggested Usage: Unfortunately, when a lovely word like this one picks up a meaning related to a bodily function, all its other meanings quickly pale and evaporate. However, if you are clever, you can put the two meanings of today's word to useful effect: "Greta said that the senator's speech was flatulent; I am not sure if she was referring to his pomposity or bad breath." [/p]   [p id="etym" align="justify"]Etymology: Today's word blew our way, via French, from Latin flatus "wind, a blowing (out)." The original Indo-European root was *bhlo/bhle "blow," which came directly to English (avoiding French) as "blow," "bladder," "blast," and blather "to prattle," from Old Norse bladhra "to talk like air blowing out a bladder." "Isinglass" is the output of the folk etymology (influenced by glass) of obsolete Dutch "huizenblas" from hus "sturgeon" + blase "bladder," a material somehow remindful of today's word. (We hope Ray Johnson's mess hall at Lackland Air Force Base, Texas didn't bring today's word to mind—or nostril; I guess we should be grateful that he thinks of us when words like today's occur to him.) [/p]    [p style="font-family: arial; font-size: 8pt;" align="justify"]   –Dr. Language, YourDictionary.com[/p][p style="font-family: arial; font-size: 8pt;" align="justify"][span class="smalltext"]
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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on May 31 07 07:42
cross their legs

  scratch
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 31 07 07:43
Gossip?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 31 07 07:44
Not it Kitten.....and Orik....I'm not exactly sure what your answer is.....but I don't think it's it.[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 31 07 07:46
Prepare food?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 31 07 07:47
I'm going to backtrack....and say that Kitten's earlier answer....reading.....MAY be a related activity.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Orik on May 31 07 07:47
 Well i was saying they Fart...

but perhaps they are having a Nap instead... how[span class="smalltext"][/span]
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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 31 07 07:50
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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Orik on May 31 07 07:52
study ? write a letter do paper work

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 31 07 07:55
Paperwork may ALSO be included in this 'activity'.

  Have I got you totally confused yet?  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c007.gif" border=0]  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 31 07 07:59
Read while on the toilet?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 31 07 08:00
Open the mail.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 31 07 08:01
OHHHH  Kitten !!!!  You're dancing all over it.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 31 07 08:02
Read in the tub?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Orik on May 31 07 08:03
wipe their Bottom...
use a toilet...


 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 31 07 08:07
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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on May 31 07 08:09
pay bills
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 31 07 08:10
Read the comics while on the "throne"?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 31 07 08:12
49er....you're moving away from the ballpark.......

  Next answer was back on track....(I forget if it was Orik or Kitten)

  OK...it was Kitten.....all over it !!!!  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 31 07 08:14
Sing in the shower?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Orik on May 31 07 08:22
bathe ?

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 31 07 08:25
We need to get back to the throne. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/ekelig/c018.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 31 07 08:27
Flush while sitting?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Orik on May 31 07 08:31
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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 31 07 08:36
        [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/ekelig/c018.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/ekelig/a018.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/ekelig/c018.gif" border=0] [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff40" size=5]YEAH !!!!!!!  KITTEN[/FONT] [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/ekelig/c018.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/ekelig/a018.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/ekelig/c018.gif" border=0]

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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 31 07 08:38
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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Orik on May 31 07 08:40
way to go kitten...

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 31 07 08:42
So how does it feel to be the winner in our last most challenging question.

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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 31 07 08:43
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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 31 07 08:45
On second thought, I'd like to thank all the people who made this award possible.  I appreciate all they have done to get me to this point.  *blah, blah, blah.....*
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 31 07 08:47
Awwww.....well you don't have to.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/liebe/d038.gif" border=0]

  If you're OK with just making off with the goods............
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on May 31 07 08:49
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    On that note, I believe a have a pillow to fluff and then flatten.

  Good night all.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on May 31 07 08:52
Same here.  I stayed up later than I planned.  Good night, all.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on May 31 07 09:54
hmm i don't do that.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Jun 01 07 01:02
Next one please, PC.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 02 07 04:43
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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 02 07 07:52
I'm working on it Miss Kitten.  I try to come up with questions that aren't 'Googlable'....lol

Most are in one form or another, but it's more fun to watch people work their way through these things.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 02 07 07:56
Do you mean ...tear their hair out, pound their fists on the floor...that sort of thing???
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 02 07 08:51
THAT"S THE ONE......Yes....that's exactly what I mean.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 02 07 08:56
Have you happened to notice a certain streak of cruelty in yourself?  Try to be kind.

Silly thought, isn't it!  (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Teasing/19.gif)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 02 07 08:58
HAHAHAHAAAA !!!!!

    No....I've never looked at that side of myself.   [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/c040.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 02 07 09:02
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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 02 07 09:09
I agree.....'Always look on the Bright Side of Life'
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 02 07 09:12
I'm going to look on the dark side of life just as soon as I turn out the light.  Have youfound the latest challenge yet?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 03 07 08:47
Many choices we make can add or take away years of our life expectancy.  Doing this can shorten a man's life by ten years. [/A]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 03 07 08:48
Arguing with his wife?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 03 07 08:51
Good one Kitten.  No.....that only makes him WISH he died ten years earlier.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 03 07 08:54
Participating in weekend sports without adequate preparation during the week.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 03 07 08:57
Wow....you're going for the tough answers first.  Good guess.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 03 07 09:07
Alpha males who devote their lives to business frequently die earlier, according to statistics.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO a1 on Jun 03 07 09:08
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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 03 07 09:10
That makes sense.  Stress is a killer for sure.  Not the answer I'm after though.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 03 07 09:14
having affairs which lead to second wives and creating the term 'starter wife'  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 03 07 09:16
I'm not sure if that's two answers....but if it is, they're both incorrect.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 03 07 09:19
Having clandestine affairs?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 03 07 09:20
staying single
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO no 1 on Jun 03 07 09:24

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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 03 07 09:26
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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 03 07 09:29
As soon as I saw his answer, I knew that was it.  And I did read it somewhere and forgot.  Congratulations,  you're good at this!!!!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 03 07 09:31
Thanks,  I recalled reading somewhere that married folks live longer
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 03 07 09:35
Yes you ARE very good at this !
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 04 07 04:55
  On average about 1,600 people a year, in New York city, are bitten by what ?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 04 07 05:01
rats  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 04 07 05:02
ever been to new york? its rat infested
There's more rats then donuts at a dunken donuts.
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 04 07 05:12
Snakes.   People tend to keep some strange pets.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 04 07 05:33
(pardon.....hubby got home a little bit ago)

  SO.......where were we.  Oh Yea.....nope and nope.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 04 07 05:37
oh he did? He didn't get bit by this 'thing' did he?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO a1 on Jun 04 07 05:40
Spiders............um....n***ers
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 04 07 05:54
Abandoned pet alligators in the sewers.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 04 07 05:59
attacked by pigeons. They might look all innocent but they bite.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 04 07 06:36
None of the above.  Good guessing though.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 04 07 06:39
attacked by ants

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 04 07 06:43
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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 04 07 06:45
No ants and no parrots.  No ants and no parrots.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/frech/c025.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 04 07 06:47
Is there an echo in here?  How about by other people?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 04 07 06:48
been attacked by renegade moths.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 04 07 06:56
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                                   You made short work out of THAT one !

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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 04 07 07:00
oh funny I was going to say the mob next.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 04 07 07:01
        It was so unreasonable that I thought it stood a chance.    *and it's "Gnaw Your Neighbour Week" in New York*

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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 04 07 07:07
Good job Kitten.  And a heartfelt blessing for your winning answer.

    *rolf ....... gnaw yer neighbours week
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 04 07 07:10
over here its shoot your neighbour week and shoot your neighbour month. fun times...  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 04 07 07:10
They have a week set aside for everything!

    I keep trying to capitalize the first letter in the Bot-Stopper.  Must break that habit.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 04 07 07:26
On average, a four year old does this 400 times a day.  What is it ?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 04 07 07:31
Whines to his mother.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 04 07 07:38
rofl......no whining
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 04 07 07:40
Asks "Why"
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 04 07 07:41
 drowls  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 04 07 07:43
Kitten is flirting with it......BIG flirt.

  SD.....I have no idea what drowl is.  So I'm going to go out on a limb and say no.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 04 07 07:45
I think they question parental authority a lot at that age.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 04 07 07:50
drewl, have water come out of your mouth. When does get tired they drewl or something. That's what I was trying to say.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 04 07 07:51
That's drool, SD.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 04 07 07:58
....and if they're drooling at 4....you got a problem.  And if they're drooling at 4, four hundred times a day.....you've got BIG problems.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 04 07 07:59
Oh Kitten....your last answer is all over it too.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 04 07 08:01
Demand attention.   "Look at me, look at me!"
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 04 07 08:04
lol.....nope.  Actually your last 2 answers were closer.  (almost as close as you can get)  but I want specifics on this one because it's too easy.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 04 07 08:06
Yell or have a tantrum?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 04 07 08:09
Nope....you're moving away from your incredibly close answer.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 04 07 08:11
Say "no" to everything.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 04 07 08:12
they don't listen
Don't follow directions.
Don't do what they are told.
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lazy Orik on Jun 04 07 08:32
Why should I

why do i have toi do that

what does that do
how come that is that colour

why do the leaves fall from the trees in winter

no no no no no

why do i have to go to bed i don't wanna

thinks what else may a four year old say...

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 04 07 08:54
That's it Orik.  Kitten was pretty much all over it, with the answer......they ask Why......I was being uncaharitable, and wanted more......lol

  As I can't share a blessing.....ye shall both be blessed.

  A four year old asks on average, 400 questions a day.

    [FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=6]          [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #60bf00" color=#ffff80]Yeahhhhhhh Orik.....[/FONT][/FONT]

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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 04 07 08:58
hmm I still ask a lot of questions throughout the day..  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 04 07 09:04
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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 04 07 09:13
hmm I still ask a lot of questions throughout the day..

  I'll leave that one alone.(http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/4.gif)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 04 07 09:17
what's so funny? me confused.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 04 07 09:19
In my line of work I answer a lot of questions every day.  On second thought, I answer the same questions a lot of times every day.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 04 07 09:20
I ask questions to mundane things, that I probably know the answer but I just ask the question anyway.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Isis on Jun 05 07 01:29
Here's my impossible question to PC....

  what goes up and down but never moves....?

  Ok so that's more like a riddle..but it's fun  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 05 07 01:30
elevator?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Isis on Jun 05 07 01:31
they move...sorry...but you are on the right track
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 05 07 01:39
a flight of stairs.

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Isis on Jun 05 07 02:01
Wow...that wasn't soo hard..I'll have to think of a harder one for you

  Good job though!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 05 07 02:02
So I got it right? Sweeeeeeeet!  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Isis on Jun 05 07 02:07
[FONT color=#800080]Play the detective - [SPAN lang=EN-GB]solve this murder mystery :[/SPAN][/FONT]  [FONT color=#800080][SPAN lang=EN-GB]A man was found murdered one Sunday morning. [/SPAN][/FONT]

 [FONT color=#800080][SPAN lang=EN-GB]His wife immediately called the police. [/SPAN][/FONT]

 [FONT color=#800080][SPAN lang=EN-GB]The police questioned the wife and staff and was given these alibis:
The Wife said she was in bed reading a book.
The Cook claimed she cooking breakfast.
The Gardener claimed he was planting seeds.
The Maid claimed she was getting the mail.
The Butler claimed he polishing the silver.

The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know? [/SPAN][/FONT]

Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 05 07 02:09
I've seen this one before its the maid. Mail doesn't come on Sundays.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Isis on Jun 05 07 02:10
ok...here's one that I had to solve on one of my computer games...

  what comes but never ends?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 05 07 02:11
death.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Isis on Jun 05 07 02:12
that's a good answer...probably right in some way...but not the one the game was looking for.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 05 07 02:15
taxes  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Isis on Jun 05 07 02:16
still not quite what they were getting at...    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 05 07 02:18
hmmm i don't know. stumped  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Isis on Jun 05 07 02:21
you're on the right 'thinking outside the box' idea....

  hmmm...no matter if it's are human, animal, plant, or inanimate object...they all face it, but never experience it.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 05 07 02:46
Isis wrote:
ok...here's one that I had to solve on one of my computer games...



what comes but never ends?  

 Peter North?


     
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 05 07 02:54
experience ?   or knowledge
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 05 07 02:56
tomorrow ?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 05 07 05:00
The future
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 05 07 05:20
Oooooo.....good one Kitten.  Sounds good to me......but only the Isis knows for sure.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Isis on Jun 06 07 10:28
Sorry about that....went home and forgot all about my question....

  someone got it...stand up and take a bow...but just don't wait until Tomorrow!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 06 07 10:39
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/c030.gif" border=0]  Thank you....thankyou very much.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 06 07 11:20
Isis wrote:
Sorry about that....went home and forgot all about my question....



someone got it...stand up and take a bow...but just don't wait until Tomorrow![/DIV]
   Was it Peter North?

If you watch any of his movies, when he comes, it seems like it never ends.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 07 07 06:21
Sportsdude posted the "Tomorrow" answer.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 07 07 07:19
He did?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 07 07 07:20
Sure.  Just before I posted "Future".
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 07 07 07:23
Be darned if that doesn't look like P.C.  

  I'm puzzed.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 07 07 07:28
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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 07 07 07:33
I forgive you COMPLETELY !....LOL

    OK...I think it's time to put your thinking cap on......we'll go for an easy one.

  Puzzling.....in Florida there are over 1,000,000 of these.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 07 07 07:33
retirees
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 07 07 07:35
Cubans

Trailers
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 07 07 07:38
lol....good answers.  Answers I hadn't thought of.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 07 07 07:38
 poor people
handicapped parking spots
and of course
early bird specials. ;)
   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 07 07 07:40
Acres of swamps
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 07 07 07:41
refugees  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 07 07 07:43
A multitude of nopes.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 07 07 07:43
Trailer homes  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 07 07 07:44
 aligators
fire ants
lizards

   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 07 07 07:45
None of the above.  

  1,000,000 I tell ya !
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 07 07 07:46
Tourists per year?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 07 07 07:48
millionaires
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 07 07 07:49
Prolly....but not what I'm looking for.

  I have commence the thinking process for a clue.  I thought you all would pick this one off on the first guess.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 07 07 07:53
air conditioners

swimming pools
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 07 07 07:55
1 million suv's that never leave the pavement.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 07 07 07:56
felons

excons

parolees
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 07 07 07:57
Pleasure boats
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 07 07 07:58
spanish only speakers  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 07 07 07:59
miles of beaches
hotels
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 07 07 08:04
golf courses
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 07 07 08:04
Orange farms  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 07 07 08:06
loss of orange farms every year

sea gulls
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 07 07 08:09
                     OH.... OH.....backup here.

  [FONT size=5]  DING DING DING DING.......Kitten.....[/FONT]

[FONT size=5]    Swimming pools is the answer.[/FONT]

    [FONT size=6]   YEAHHHHH KITTEN !!!!![/FONT]

  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/e040.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/e040.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/e040.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/e040.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/e040.gif" border=0]  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 07 07 08:10
....or was that SD   [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c007.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 07 07 08:11
 wow that's a lot of pools. Whatever happened to the beach/public pool lol.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 07 07 08:11
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 How very nice!  Thank you.  I think it was me, P.C.  Of course, I could be wrong again!





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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 07 07 08:13
nope kitten said pools.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 07 07 08:15
Sorry, SD, but I checked back and it was "swimming pools".
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 07 07 08:16
Just funnin ya Miss Kitten.  I know it was you.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 07 07 08:16
 who swims in swimming pools anymore?
My local pool as 2 water slides, a water climbing castle and a lazy river plus a tree swing. lol
   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 07 07 08:21
P.C. wrote:
 Just funnin ya Miss Kitten.  I know it was you.[/DIV]
 I knew that!  Right after I posted.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 07 07 08:27
OK....I can already see that there are 2 unseen replies as I post this.

    Hundreds of years ago, only wealthy people used to wear this.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 07 07 08:28
Nightgowns
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 07 07 08:29
underwear
socks

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 07 07 08:33
Shoes
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 07 07 08:34
                                  Well THAT was a quick round !!!

  [FONT size=5] SD has taken it in his scivvys !!!!  Yeah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/FONT]

  [FONT size=6]         [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #000000"][FONT color=#ffff00]Underwear IS the answer[/FONT] [/FONT][/FONT]

[FONT size=6][/FONT]

    [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a130.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a130.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a130.gif" border=0]  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 07 07 08:35
ties  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 07 07 08:35
woot!

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 07 07 08:36
That WAS fast.  Good going, SD!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 07 07 08:41
that explains all the revolutions. Poor folks got tired of fouling up their pants.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 07 07 08:54
    Something took place in the movie Psycho that was a first in the motion picture industry.  What was it ?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 07 07 08:58
fake blood
fake screams

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 07 07 09:03
Nope....neither of those SD.

    I'm hittin the hay......very sleepy. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/e064.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 07 07 09:06
all right
don't let the bugs bite.
hey today is my friday!! woot vacation after tonight!

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 08 07 04:58
I didn't see the movie but I'll guess.  Was it the first time a silhouette of a naked woman was shown on screen?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 08 07 06:19
Excellent guess, but not the answer.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 08 07 07:29
P.C. wrote:
Something took place in the movie Psycho that was a first in the motion picture industry.  What was it ?



I would never have got this, and unless you are a "Psycho aficionado", I doubt anyone would guess this. It is such a trivial thing in the movie.

I Googled it.

  It was the first American motion picture to feature a toilet being flushed.
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 08 07 08:32
Aaaa....yea.  That would be the answer.  Someone would surely get it once the clues are given.  That's part of the game.  You don't necessarily have to be a "Psycho' aficionado to get this.....a trivia buff might know this answer without even having seen the movie.

  [FONT size=6]Anyways.....Yeah Schaude !!!!! [/FONT]

                            (ya little google cheater [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/frech/p055.gif" border=0])

      [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/e040.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/e040.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/e040.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/e040.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/e040.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/e040.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 08 07 08:43
That was the first question I Googled.

  SD's and kitten's guesses were what I would have guessed.

I like the everyday, people do this, kind of questions. Let's me know how far from average I am.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 08 07 08:58
I hear ya Schade.  I like those ones too.  It's hard to come up with (or find) questions that aren't too vague, too abstract or obscure or just too simple. (or too googlable...lol)

  I'll see if I can come up with a good one for you. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/c020.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 09 07 07:10
Have you found any new "Impossibles" yet, P.C., or have you been too busy to look?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 09 07 07:40
There is something that many people consume, that has all 13 minerals necessary for human life.  What is it ?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lazy Orik on Jun 09 07 08:27
Water  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 09 07 08:49
milk
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: stretchedout on Jun 09 07 09:14
dead animals' internal organs
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 09 07 09:32
liver [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/nahrung/f045.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: stretchedout on Jun 09 07 09:47
Why don't people living near the north and south poles not get scurvy, historically?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 09 07 09:52
OOPS.....I didn't mean that liver was the answer.  I was responding to the post above it...........and I .........well I thought we were in the word association thread. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/frech/c025.gif" border=0]

Sooooorrrrrryyyyy.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lazy Orik on Jun 09 07 10:37
Why don't people living near the north and south poles not get scurvy, historically?

i believe it has a lot to do with the eating of the livers pancreas and other internal organs of the fish and whales they ate... the blubber of the seal and the eye balls... these internal organs like the kidneys and liver held high quantity's of vitamin c


 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 10 07 06:28
 Just refreshing the question....

  There is something that many people consume, that has all 13 minerals necessary for human life.  What is it ? [/DIV]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: stretchedout on Jun 10 07 09:33
nut butter
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 10 07 11:04
Nope...not nut butter, although I'm sure it's teaming with all sorts of goodness.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 10 07 01:18
Spinach
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 10 07 02:22
mmmm spinach.  Not it though.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 10 07 02:34
bananas    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 10 07 06:30
Blackberries

Strawberries
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 10 07 08:37
No bananas or berries. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/a035.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 10 07 08:41
Rice?

Potatoes?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 10 07 08:53
eggs
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 10 07 09:01
Not rice nor potatoes.  Eggs is a good guess, because I always remember it being referred to as natures most perfect food.  But alas.....not it.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 10 07 09:02
Cauliflower or broccoli?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 10 07 09:07
No broccy or cauli.

  Clue........veggies are out.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 10 07 09:09
Mango

Papaya
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 10 07 09:15
No mangos or papayas......no tropical fruits.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 10 07 09:16
Apples

Peaches
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 10 07 09:21
No apples or peaches.

  Or oranges or watermelons or limes.  ok.....no fruit.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 10 07 09:23
Chestnuts

Walnuts
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 10 07 09:23
blood sausages  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 10 07 09:26
Nuts make sense to me, but not it.  Blood sausage.....ptewwwi......  I mean, not correct.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 10 07 09:30
Giblets  (chicken or turkey)

Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: stretchedout on Jun 10 07 10:02
the answer is...

                            cow goo!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lazy Orik on Jun 10 07 11:19
Bread !

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 11 07 05:01
No giblets, no goo, no bread.

  Clue thinking time.  We've tossed veggies....we crossed off tropical fruit......then fruit.

  No nuts or meat.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 11 07 06:02
I'll also add, that these 13 minerals essential to human life, are only found in trace quantities.

  It also means that the 13 minerals are essential for human life......not the form in which they come.

  One would definitely NOT be able to sustain life if ONLY 'this' was consumed.

It would be like saying a drop of orange flavouring in a candy contains Vitamin C....therefore candies are good for you.

  NOW have I confused the heck out of you?  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/d030.gif" border=0]  

Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 11 07 06:17
No veggies, meat, fruit or nuts.

That leaves grains, or perhaps fungus.

  Is legumes in the veggie catagory? Am I warm or cold?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 11 07 06:21
Hi Schaud.......yer kinda cool.  And as for your answer......yer kinda cool.

  I'm thinking this question is misleading and maybe just a little abstract.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 11 07 06:25
 There is something that many people consume, that has all 13 minerals necessary for human life.  What is it ?

  Is it a regional thing like only the Inuit or the Bush people of the Kalahari would consume?[/DIV]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 11 07 06:28
It IS a regional thing.......all regions.  And centuries old to boot.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 11 07 06:32
Is it tea? No wait, your reference to candy, is it beer?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 11 07 06:47
Close enough Master Schade !

  Alcohol contains trace elements of 13 essential minerals.  It's of course by no means a health elixir.

        [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f020.gif" border=0]  [FONT size=5]YEAH SCHADENFREUDE !!!! [/FONT]   [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f020.gif" border=0]

           [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a056.GIF" border=0]           [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a063.gif" border=0]        [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a056.GIF" border=0]      [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a063.gif" border=0]  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 11 07 06:53
I think beer is in the grain products group. Health Canada recommends 7 - 8 servings of grains per day.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 11 07 07:06
LOL

  That was a pretty obscure question.....I'll be nice with the next question.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 11 07 07:18
Easy peasy.

  THIS is number two on the list of things guys lie about.....according to statistics. What is THIS?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 11 07 09:02
P.C. wrote:
Easy peasy.



THIS is number two on the list of things guys lie about.....according to statistics. What is THIS?



What is the #1 lie?  Penis size?

  #2 Number of women slept with?
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 11 07 09:06
Hahahaaa....well you couldn't lie forever on #1.  It is what it is.

  Your choice for #2 is incorrect.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 11 07 09:12
I used to have this pin, Mankind's three greatest lies: 1) The cheque is in the mail. 2) I can't remember. 3) I promise I won't cum in your mouth.  

  How about how much money they make?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jun 11 07 09:22
Guys lie about their gender?

Age?

Horoscope sign?

Zodiac Sign?

whether they are married/single/divorced?

whether they have kids or not?

their possessions?  ie car, house

the # of women they dated/slept with

the # of one night stands    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 11 07 09:40
  They say they will be sure to call you.

They say they are working late at the office.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 11 07 09:52
 How about how much money they make?

  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/n025.gif" border=0][FONT size=5]Jeez Schade....YER HOT ![/FONT][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/n025.gif" border=0]

                           HOT I tell ya !

  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/feuer/a020.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/feuer/a050.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/feuer/a030.gif" border=0][/DIV]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jun 11 07 09:53
I could also provide a list of what women lie about if need be. ;)

  P.S. DAMN YOU SCHADEY!  I was *this* close!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 11 07 09:57
WOW!!  You are good at this, Schadenfreude.  Congratulations!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 11 07 09:59
purelife wrote:
I could also provide a list of what women lie about if need be. ;)



P.S. DAMN YOU SCHADEY!  I was *this* close! [/DIV]
 That is no where near the size of my penis unless you were way, way off.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 11 07 10:03
I wear size 12 shoes for your information.

                              My feet are size 8, I just like the looks I get from women when I'm wearing size 12's
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 11 07 10:05
rofl.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jun 11 07 10:09
 And how tall are you Schadey?  Height and shoe size go hand-in-hand.  [/DIV]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 11 07 10:10
6'1"
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jun 11 07 10:13
And your ethnicity?

  That's important, you know.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 11 07 10:16
Scottish.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jun 11 07 10:18
Oh, and your age?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 11 07 10:31
Between 20 and 60.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 11 07 10:39
I found a question though everyone here may be too smart for it.

  [FONT size=4]The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television was.....[/FONT]  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 11 07 10:40
Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jun 11 07 10:43
Oh, that couple from the Brady Bunch?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 11 07 10:46
No and no.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jun 11 07 10:48
You and your wife? ;)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Jun 11 07 10:48
John and Oko?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 11 07 10:51
No and no.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 11 07 11:01
After Googling this I have discovered that this question is incorrect. I should have researched the question before.

  I found it on a site that said Fred and Wilma Flintstone was the first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time. Wikipedia says they were the first animated couple to be shown on TV.

  I'll leave the questions to P.C.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Jun 11 07 11:02
Always good to hear of the humanity of others.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 11 07 11:05
Thanks for clearing that up.  It hadn't occurred to me that animation was involved.  I would never have gotten that one!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 11 07 11:25
It was still a good question Schade.....I mean McSchade.

  More than half of all men surveyed and nearly half of all women say THIS looks hot on the opposite sex.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lazy O on Jun 11 07 12:15
long hair  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 11 07 12:15
I was going to say their underwear, but I doubt women would say men look hot in women's underwear.

  Pyjamas?    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 11 07 01:06
Not long hair, but that's a good guess.  And Schade.....not jammies either.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 11 07 01:09
Is it a tan?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jun 11 07 01:12
hmmm, good question.

  eyes?

clothes or certain type of clothes? ie jeans

glasses?

muscles?

shoes?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 11 07 01:29
Schade?  Were you googling again ?  Don't make me come over there.

  Close enough........the answer is TAN LINES.  (yer killin me)

   [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/e100.gif" border=0]           [FONT size=5][FONT color=#c00000][FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff40"]YEAH FOR MCSCHADE !!!  [/FONT]  [/FONT] [/FONT]     [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/e100.gif" border=0]

               [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/g015.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/g015.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/g015.gif" border=0] [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff7f00" color=#ffff00 size=6]WOW[/FONT]  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/g015.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/g015.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/g015.gif" border=0]

                            [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/g020.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/g010.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/g020.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/g010.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/g020.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/g010.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/g020.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/g010.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/g020.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 11 07 02:21
Never Googled. I would not ask "a tan?" if I Googled.

  [img style="WIDTH: 354px; HEIGHT: 283px" height=283 src="http://www.blavish.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/Elvis%20Presley.jpg" width=424]

  Thank you, thank you very much.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 11 07 02:50
Never Googled. I would not ask "a tan?" if I Googled.

  You KNOW I'm just bugging you because YOU'RE SO SMART !!!!!

I'm thinking of a new question......I'm running low......lol

  Yer welcome......Yer welcome very much.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 12 07 09:57
[img title=4yyzg4mnkq5mnjgtlfoz.gif alt=4yyzg4mnkq5mnjgtlfoz.gif src="http://www.tinypic.ca/files/4yyzg4mnkq5mnjgtlfoz.gif"]

  Any more?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 12 07 09:59
OK......very soon.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jun 12 07 10:05
Your "soon" is over.  ;)  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 12 07 10:15
A thousand pardons. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c016.gif" border=0]      Here's a nice vague one.

  Women are 17 times less likely to be THIS than men are.



 

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Jun 12 07 10:17
Domestic slaves
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 12 07 10:19
Yipes......Gophie......you're so far off that I can hardly hear you.   (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/12.gif)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Jun 12 07 10:21
I misread the question - please use my alphabet next time
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 12 07 10:22
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]  I understand completely.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jun 12 07 10:29
I have no clue.... I'm clueless.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Jun 12 07 10:31
autistic
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Chocolate covered Isis:) on Jun 12 07 10:39
CEO's or top bosses?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 12 07 10:40
engineers
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Jun 12 07 10:41
politicians
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 12 07 10:42
Group No's all round.  Some excellent guesses though.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 12 07 10:44
top wage earner in family
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 12 07 10:48
Of all the guesses, Gophies answer  'autistic'  is the only one remotely in the ball park.  Like sort of in the dugout.

  I can see that this one might be a little difficult.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Jun 12 07 10:50
Sufferers from Asperger's syndrome?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Jun 12 07 10:50
Colour blind
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 12 07 10:59
Suffer from [SPAN class=me]Tourette's syndrome? Bitch, whore, bitch...[/SPAN]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 12 07 11:04
Stutter?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lazy Isis on Jun 12 07 11:06
Deaf
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 12 07 11:06
           [FONT size=6]          [/FONT][FONT size=7] [FONT color=#0000ff]G[/FONT][FONT color=#ff00ff]o[/FONT][FONT color=#ff0000]p[/FONT][FONT color=#00ffff]h[/FONT][FONT color=#ff7f00]i[/FONT][FONT color=#80ff00]e[/FONT] ![/FONT]

   [FONT size=5]That's IT....Colour blind is the correct answer.[/FONT]

        (OK...my smilie stash isn't working....cry...I feel like a have a gag on)

    (http://www.balloonwarehouse.com/images/balloons.gif)(http://www.balloonwarehouse.com/images/balloons.gif)      
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 12 07 05:05
Gophie left before he even knew he won.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 12 07 05:09
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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 12 07 07:27
Hmmmm....interesting.  (well, not really, but here goes)

  [FONT size=4]A person uses approximately fifty-seven of these each day.[/A] [/FONT]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 12 07 07:28
coins  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 12 07 07:33
gallons of water
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 12 07 07:38
Not coins nor gallons of water.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 12 07 07:40
E-mail messages?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 12 07 07:44
phone texts (at least in my generation) lol  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 12 07 07:45
Good guess.  Not emails though.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 12 07 07:46
This stuff is around in our generation too SD......lol

  Not the one though.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 12 07 07:47
smiles

frowns
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 12 07 07:49
songs on the radio/cd/mp3  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 12 07 07:50
nerves
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 12 07 07:51
facial muscles
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 12 07 07:53
sheets of bathroom tissue
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 12 07 07:53
Group nope.  Some good answers  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 12 07 07:54
 being attacked by flies/spiders/mosqiutoes/bees/wasps anything that flies.
a pet has whined for food.
   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Orik on Jun 12 07 07:56
KW of electricity ?

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 12 07 07:59
pounds of oxygen
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 12 07 07:59
                               [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffdfbf"]HOLD EVERYTHING......BACK UP[/FONT]

                                  [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffbfdf" size=4]MISS KITTEN HAS GOT IT !!!  [/FONT]

    [FONT size=6]            [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #bfffff"]YEAHHHHH KITTEN.[/FONT][/FONT]

               [img style="WIDTH: 391px; HEIGHT: 419px" height=567 src="http://www.borkbork.org/~elina/photos/kittens/cats/bathroom.jpg" width=539]

  [FONT size=5]            57 sheets of toilet paper is correct ![/FONT]      
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Orik on Jun 12 07 08:00
lol.. way to go kitten... and that pic is just to darn cute for words...

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 12 07 08:02
 [A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxmk788YYCA" target=_blank][img height=49 alt="Wakka Wakka" src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_34.gif" width=60 border=0][/A] Amazing.  That is one of the wilder guesses I've made.   Thank you!!!





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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 12 07 08:04
Good girl.  There's no shame in knowing your bathroom lore......I don't care what anybody says.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 12 07 08:07
Funny.......toilet paper did crossed my mind....but nawd.. we guys don't shit that many times a day.  I guess the women use twice more than 57 squares to average out  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 12 07 08:08
I didn't really know it, I was just trying to think of something that would be used in quantity.

  Thanks, Orik.  I loved that pic as soon as I saw it.  I believe P.C. was the one who found it and passed it on to me.  My thanks, P.C.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 12 07 08:08
lol
yeah must be the girls. lol
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Orik on Jun 12 07 08:10
kitten do u have a larger version of that pic. i wouild love to add it to my collection of cute odd and wierd photos...

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 12 07 08:13
I can't even remember where it came from.  I think if you Google Cute Cats you might find it.  P.C. would probably remember better than I do.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 12 07 08:16
Orik, I think it was from Cute Overload.  You'll probably have to do some looking, but it's a pleasant journey.....tons of cute animal pics.

  [A href="http://cuteoverload.com/"]http://cuteoverload.com/[/A]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 12 07 08:19
Wait.....are we talking about the kitties and the TP, or Kittens avatar?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Orik on Jun 12 07 08:21
kittens avatar...  though the kitty's in the bathroom are cute too...
i just like the look of the kitten hanging in the sock more...

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 12 07 08:32
OK Here's one........I heard this on the radio today

    83% of American car drivers have done this while driving.  What is it?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: stretchedout on Jun 12 07 08:36
pick da nose!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 12 07 08:39
stretchedout wrote:
pick da nose![/DIV]
 nope.......that would be 100%
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 12 07 08:40
eat or drink something
read something
illegally listen to music with head phones on.
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 12 07 08:42
change their clothes ?  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 12 07 08:42
nope .....4X
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 12 07 08:44
talk on cell phones ?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 12 07 08:45
do the naughty.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 12 07 08:46
nope.........PC is warm
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 12 07 08:47
read ?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 12 07 08:47
 texted on the cell phones  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 12 07 08:47
send emails or text messaging ?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 12 07 08:48
work on their laptops ?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: stretchedout on Jun 12 07 08:49
get pissed at people talking on cell phones while driving  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: lazy Orik on Jun 12 07 08:50
Changed the radio station ...

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 12 07 08:51
Oo oo.....talked to their cars ?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 12 07 08:51
[FONT color=#c00000 size=7]SD   You beat PC to the correct answer by a nose[/FONT]

[FONT color=#c00000 size=7][/FONT]

[FONT color=#c00000 size=7]text messaging is correct![/FONT]    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 12 07 08:54
*does a little jig*
wooot!
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: stretchedout on Jun 12 07 08:55
Ok but it is illegal now in four states, no?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 12 07 08:56
rats.....had to put in 3 stupid bot stopper codes, and my Commodore 64 is running a little slow.

  Good job SD !  Good question 49er !  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 12 07 09:00
stretchedout wrote:
Ok but it is illegal now in four states, no?[/DIV]
 probably more than 4 states to talk on the cell while driving.....and many more communities in many other states
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: WS on Jun 12 07 09:04
I remember just a few years back... when we drove, we'd just drive!  No phones, DVD players or computers in the car.  Somehow we got by...  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 12 07 09:14
Bananas contain a natural chemical which can make a person happy.  It's also contained in something else......what is it?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: WS on Jun 12 07 09:17
Chocolate?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 12 07 09:20
Excellent guess WS.....I think it makes a lot of people happy.....but not what I'm looking for.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lazy Orik on Jun 12 07 09:21
Riboflavins
riboflavin
calcium
phosphates
potassium
magnesium


 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 12 07 09:24
lol....none of the above Orik.....but it sounded good.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 12 07 09:27
[SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"]tryptophan.
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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 12 07 09:29
Isn't that what makes you sleepy?  Like in turkey....or am I thinking of something else?    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 12 07 09:30
 [P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"][B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"][SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"]BANANAS[?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /][o:p][/o:p][/SPAN][/B]

 [P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"][SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"][o:p] [/o:p][/SPAN]

[SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"]Bananas Contain three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber, a banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy. Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes. But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.
 
Depression:
According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier.
 
PMS:
Forget the pills -- eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.
 
Anemia:
High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.
 
Blood Pressure:
This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it the perfect way to beat blood pressure. So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke.
 
Brain Power:
200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.
 
Constipation:
High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.
 
Hangovers:
One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.
 
Heartburn:
Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.
 
Morning Sickness:
Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.
 
Mosquito bites:
Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.
 

Nerves:
Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system.

Overweight and at work?
Studies at the [?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /][st1:PlaceType w:st="on"]Institute[/st1:PlaceType] of [st1:PlaceName w:st="on"]Psychology[/st1:PlaceName] in [st1:country-region w:st="on"][st1:place w:st="on"]Austria[/st1:place][/st1:country-region] found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and chips. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two hours to keep levels steady.

Ulcers:
The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.
 
Temperature control:
Many other cultures see bananas as a "cooling" fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers. In [st1:country-region w:st="on"][st1:place w:st="on"]Thailand[/st1:place][/st1:country-region], for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.

Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD):
Bananas can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood enhancer tryptophan.
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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: WS on Jun 12 07 09:36
Wait a minute... is the correct answer the chemical itself, or is it something else that contains the same chemical...  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jun 12 07 09:41
honey?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 12 07 09:43
Very interesting 49er.  I wasn't doubting you at all.....I just knew it sounded familiar, but couldn't think of from where.

  WS...that's exactly what I'm after.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Devan Wuz Here on Jun 12 07 09:44
 Turkey :)
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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 12 07 09:44
Being as you put that so well, I thought I'd move it forward.

  WS wrote: Wait a minute... is the correct answer the chemical itself, or is it something else that contains the same chemical...

    ...and the question

   Bananas contain a natural chemical which can make a person happy.  It's also contained in something else......what is it?





purelife.....it's not honey, but that's a sweet answer.[/DIV]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: WS on Jun 12 07 09:48
Awesome  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 12 07 09:50
I must sleep......[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/muede/n020.gif" border=0]

  Goodnight y'all.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: WS on Jun 12 07 09:51
Goodnight, and sweet dreams...  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 13 07 07:03
Hey thanks WS.

  Ok......so what is it?   *I'm working on a clue.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 13 07 07:06
Is it potassium, which is also in tomatoes and potatoes?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 13 07 07:11
Or is it tryptophan, also found in pecans?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 13 07 07:21
No....neither of those things.  I'm not looking for the identity of the 'element' that's in bananas.....just another thing that contains it.  The clue is subtly in the question.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 13 07 07:23
Plantains?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 13 07 07:24
nope....not plantains.   It is not another fruit....nor a vegetable.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: WS on Jun 13 07 07:37
Me?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 13 07 07:41
Gee, where's a brain when you really need one!  What about walnuts?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on Jun 13 07 07:54
chocolate
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 13 07 07:55
lol WS....in spite of your happiness, that is incorrect.

  Walnuts are not what I'm after either Kitten.....although they make me happy too.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 13 07 07:56
chocolate's a good answer....but not the one.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 13 07 08:00
Milk?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jun 13 07 08:01
oatmeal?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 13 07 08:04
Bananas contain a natural chemical which [FONT color=#ff0000]can make a person happy[/FONT].  It's also contained in something else......what is it?



Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on Jun 13 07 08:05
coffee
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 13 07 08:07
Vitamin B6?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 13 07 08:07
lol.....coffee makes me happy too Gordy....that's not it, but you're ever so remotely on the right track.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on Jun 13 07 08:08
A joint!!!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 13 07 08:09
Not B6.  (or 12 or 3 or any of the other B's....or other vitamins)  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 13 07 08:09
alcohol  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 13 07 08:10
You're still on the closest track Gordy.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 13 07 08:11
Not alcohol. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/nahrung/a025.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 13 07 08:11
wine

  grape juice
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on Jun 13 07 08:12
Caffeine<br  />amphetamines
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: WS on Jun 13 07 08:18
I've heard you can get a 'high' from smoking banana peels...  Am I on the right track?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 13 07 08:18
None of the above.

  Ooooo.....you're getting close.....I can tell.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 13 07 08:20
leaves
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 13 07 08:22
It's not leaves.  It IS something you put in your mouth......remember the 'clue in the question'
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 13 07 08:23
Brewer's yeast

Cheese  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: WS on Jun 13 07 08:28
Banana cream pie?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 13 07 08:28
sugar  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 13 07 08:29
This is not something that everybody would consume.....and you can't grow it (modified).....or make at home or buy from you local grocer.    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 13 07 08:29
tobacco  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: WS on Jun 13 07 08:30
 Banana bread?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 13 07 08:32
49er......like Gordy's answer.....pot......you are remotely in the general arena.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 13 07 08:32
coca

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 13 07 08:34
lol WS.....no nana bread.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 13 07 08:37
well water/stream water
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 13 07 08:39
Oh dear.....I'm thinking this one is tougher than I thought.

  It's something very small.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 13 07 08:40
seeds  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 13 07 08:41
fruit flies
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 13 07 08:43
the colour yellow  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 13 07 08:46
OK.....let's get back to pot, tobacco, alcohol etc.......these are somewhat the closest.

  But you can't grow it, you can't make it at home, you don't get it from your local grocer, it's very small......not everyone would need this.      
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 13 07 08:48
a pill
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 13 07 08:51
I'm feeling a little bad on this one.  I really thought someone would get this, but it's becoming clear to me that it's maybe a little abstract.  

  If it's a chemical in bananas that makes you happy, what would you need if you were perpetually unhappy.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 13 07 08:51
Oo Oo....49er !!!!!  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: WS on Jun 13 07 08:53
Banana peel...  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 13 07 08:53
ecstacy?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: WS on Jun 13 07 08:55
Banana surprise?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: WS on Jun 13 07 08:57
Banana seat?
Full roundhouse banana kick?
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 13 07 08:57
I think 49er is as close as we're going to get on this one.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 13 07 09:02
I'm going to give to 49er.........the answer is Prozac.  The chemical in bananas that makes you happy is the same chemical they use in Prozac.

                                [FONT size=6]     YEAH 49er !!!!![/FONT]

[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a130.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a130.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a130.gif" border=0]

                                      That was a toughie.......sorry about that.....           [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a170.gif" border=0] [FONT size=5]but you came through.[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a170.gif" border=0][/FONT]

                                        There's a triple bless in this one.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: WS on Jun 13 07 09:05
No fair!  'banana bread' was my code for prozac...  I thought you knew that, P.C.?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 13 07 09:09
In the U.S. the most common excuse made to get out of paying a ticket is .................?



Here's a nice easy one.  

          *(and on that note, I'm going to do a pillow inspection)  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 13 07 09:10
OMG....that's right WS.  I don't know what I was thinking.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c028.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 13 07 09:12
Better move this on to the new page.

   In the U.S. the most common excuse made to get out of paying a ticket is .................?



Here's a nice easy one.  

        There.

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: WS on Jun 13 07 09:12
 Pillow inspection?  Have a good night...  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 13 07 09:14
lol....yes....a pillow inspection.  I need to do a check to see if it will hold my head.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/muede/e010.gif" border=0]

  G'night WS
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: WS on Jun 13 07 09:31
I didn't realize I was speeding?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 13 07 09:39
I'm just following the traffic flow
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Jun 14 07 12:41
I'm visually impaired
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 14 07 08:33
I'm late for work?

    A girl I worked with told me she got out of a ticket by telling the cop that she had had a tampon in forwhatever time, I forget,(too long anyways), and was rushing home to remove it. He let her go
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: pitbullca.bc on Jun 14 07 08:42
LMAO Schady...gotta remember that...unfortunately...might be a little embarassing due to the fact...that our city is small enough...and you never know who is going to hear about that dilemma.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 14 07 08:53
pitbullca.bc wrote:
LMAO Schady...gotta remember that...unfortunately...might be a little embarassing due to the fact...that our city is small enough...and you never know who is going to hear about that dilemma.[/DIV]
 Small enough for the town to know who is on their rag time?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 14 07 08:56
I got out of a speeding ticket once because I had to pee.  I pulled over in front of the flashing lights, and as soon as the cop got out of his car, I yelled out my window to him that I was sorry but I can't stay......if you want to give me a ticket, I'm on my way to the hospital for an ultrasound, could you meet me there?  He said WHAT?  I said I drank too much water......I'm going to pee my pants.  

  (ughhh.....yes, I actually said that)[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/liebe/g038.gif" border=0]

  He got back in his car, by which time I was already back on the road, and he pulled up beside me, smiled and yelled FOLLOW ME.  With lights flashing, he escorted me all the way to the door of the hospital.

    Oh yea....no correct answers yet.    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 14 07 09:02
I've always wondered if your gf/wife water broke and your flying down the highway doubling the speed limit if the cops give you a break? Somebody try that. lol  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 14 07 09:58
How about late for an important interview for employment?  And you really need the job.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 14 07 10:01
Accelorator was stuck  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 14 07 10:05
Rushing to help a sick friend?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 14 07 10:29
lol...great answers.  None are the one.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 14 07 01:55
I didn't see any stinkin' speed limit sign
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 14 07 02:02
I was singing to the radio.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 14 07 02:09
[DIV align=left][FONT size=5]              HAHAHAAAA......BINGO ![/FONT]

[DIV align=left][FONT size=5]   I didn't see no steenkin sign is correct                   [/FONT]

[DIV align=left]                                      Yer so smart 49er.  

[DIV align=left]

[DIV align=left]

[DIV align=left]    [FONT size=5]     [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/e040.gif" border=0]  WE HAVE A WINNER !!!!!!!   [/FONT][FONT size=6]                   [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/e025.gif" border=0]GOOD GOING 49er !!![img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/e025.gif" border=0]  [/FONT]

[DIV align=left]

[DIV align=left][FONT size=6]     [/FONT] [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/e040.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/e040.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/e040.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/e040.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/e040.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/e040.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/e040.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/e040.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/e040.gif" border=0]

        *and quit tailgating.    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 14 07 05:43


[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/set/001.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/set/015.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/set/006.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/set/024.gif" border=0] [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/set/052.gif" border=0] [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/set/070.gif" border=0]





On average, a woman does THIS five times a day.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 14 07 05:46
goes to the bathroom

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 14 07 06:00
Nope, not the toidy.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 14 07 06:01
does it involve 'thinking' instead of actual actions.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 14 07 06:24
check their makeup

look in the mirror
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 14 07 06:39
reapplies lipstick
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 14 07 06:42
[FONT size=6]      [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/a040.gif[/img]FORTY-NINER !!!!!!!![img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/a040.gif[/img][/FONT]

  What am I going to do with you !!!!  I'm going to have to hire you to find me some new questions.

                               LOOK IN THE MIRROR

                                     is the answer.

 

               (http://www.bournemouthhypnotherapy.co.uk/confidence.gif)  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 14 07 06:44
gosh he's getting them all lately.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 14 07 06:47
  Of all the veggies, THIS contains the most sugar.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 14 07 06:49
potato  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 14 07 06:50
Yams

Carrots
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 14 07 06:53
Yams would be the one that I might have guessed......but unfortunately ....not it.

Nor the others.

     Of all the veggies, THIS contains the most sugar.

   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 14 07 06:57
beets?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 14 07 06:58
avacado?
Gucamole?
funions
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 14 07 07:05
Holy Smokes!!  I am HOT!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 14 07 07:08
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/teufel/a030.gif" border=0]  You betcha!!!  Congratulations!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 14 07 07:09
thak you.. thank you
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 14 07 07:11
your becoming the king of this game.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 14 07 07:14
just good guesses.    OK.. back to the game......

  corn
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 14 07 07:15
                          HOLD EVERYTHING !!!!!!!!

  [FONT size=5] KITTEN has BEET you all this time !!![/FONT]

[FONT size=5]    [/FONT]

             

[img height=269 alt="image beets vegetable nutrition has antioxidants vitamin c, calcium potassium betaine" src="http://www.lifeplusvitamins.com/images/britney-beet.jpg" width=286 align=left border=0]

                                [FONT size=6] YEAH KITTEN !!!![/FONT]  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 14 07 07:17
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/e011.gif" border=0]  I humbly accept your applause, ladies and gentlemen.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 14 07 07:18
what is that? yam?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 14 07 07:19
It's a [FONT size=7]BEET !!!![/FONT]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 14 07 07:20
And I BEET everybody to it this time!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 14 07 07:21
beet beet beet
I'm so beet I'm bored to beet.
beet
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 14 07 07:29
Congratulations Kitten!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 14 07 07:29
One-third pound of THIS contains more vitamin C than 204 apples.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 14 07 07:31
49er wrote:
 Congratulations Kitten![/DIV]
 Thank you very much, 49er.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 14 07 07:34
Ascorbic acid?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 14 07 07:37
No acid, Miss Kitten.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 14 07 07:39
Strawberries?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 14 07 07:42
Mmmm....strawberries.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c032.gif" border=0]

  Nope.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 14 07 07:44
Mango

Kiwi
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 14 07 07:47
Hi-C fruit juice because its High in vitamin C hence Hi-C. *snort snort*


 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 14 07 07:51
watermelon
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 14 07 07:55
Excellent choices all 'round.  None are the one.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 14 07 07:55
Vitamin C pill  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 14 07 07:57
Total Raisin Brand
Total Wheat brand

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 14 07 07:57
No pills tonight.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 14 07 07:58
No grains SD.....but good thinking  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 14 07 07:59
I figured if it was a cereal it would be that one, never seen so many 100%'s on the side of a box in my life.
Coconuts.
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 14 07 08:00
grapefruit
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 14 07 08:01
No grapefruit
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 14 07 08:04
cantaloupe

broccoli

papaya
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 14 07 08:04
 is is some sort of powder?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 14 07 08:09
Tang.....the drink of astronauts
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 14 07 08:11
[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #60bf00" color=#ffff40 size=6]KITTEN.......OMG YER HOT!!!!!![/FONT]

    [img style="WIDTH: 427px; HEIGHT: 288px" height=361 src="http://benchronister.members.winisp.net/images/broccoli.jpg" width=488]

  Is there a pic now?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 14 07 08:15
scooby says there no picture?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lazy Orik on Jun 14 07 08:17
It was brocolli... right ?

to late to get a guess in darn...

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 14 07 08:19
According to those Florida Orange juice ads they led you to believe it was their oj.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 15 07 04:40
I think it was kind of a trick question.  I don't think it's saying that broccoli has more vitamin C than oranges.....just more than that amount of apples.  An being as apples are relatively low in vitamin C compared to oranges.....that could mean that oranges do have more than broccoli. (but I don't know)

  New Question

According to a new study, it’s estimated that women will outnumber men in THIS area by the year 2020.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 15 07 04:41
Japan  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 15 07 04:45
Not Japan SD.  It's not a geographical area.  (a clue.....right out of the gates) [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/c020.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 15 07 04:45
hmmm teachinge  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 15 07 04:48
I think that may already be the case. (not sure about that either.....lol)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 15 07 04:49
nursing
Tech jobs
Arm Forces
Broadcasting

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 15 07 04:51
Nope

Nope

Nope and

Nope

    *gotta run.  (back to the neighbours to move the hose)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 15 07 04:52
okay!
I'm getting ready to read my book. Its a big book
Librarians
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: L.O. on Jun 15 07 05:15
in postions of power in the banking industry...

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 15 07 05:18
Politics
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 15 07 07:14
Nopes on all....good guesses though
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 15 07 07:15
hint?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 15 07 07:19
lol.....ummmm......   [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]

  There's not a lot of room to dance around this one, but I'll start thinking of one.  I can only think of things so far that would bust it wide open.....so let's let it run for a little bit.  K?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 15 07 07:31
okay I'll start with obscure professions
the adult entertainment industry

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 15 07 07:32
Business ownership
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 15 07 08:15
Neither.  I'm still working on a clue.  

  OK....it could indirectly involve any profession or business.  Is that vague enough for ya? [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c018.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 15 07 08:20
construction?
stay at home moms to stay at home dads
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 15 07 08:21
bosses
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on Jun 15 07 08:22
jockeys
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 15 07 08:23
None of the above.

  According to a new study, it’s estimated that women will outnumber men in THIS area by the year 2020.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on Jun 15 07 08:27
lawyers
engineers
doctors
police
gangsters
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 15 07 08:30
lol at gangsters.....and yet, it's actually a pretty reasonable guess.

  Group no on all Gordy.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lazy Orik on Jun 15 07 10:27
city population...
students
restaurant management
cab drivers
airline pilots
online dating
accountants
internet techies
small business owners
electritions
plumbers
i'm plumb (hehe) out of guesses

hey how rude !
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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 16 07 05:38
I thinks so too Orik.

  And on your ambitious list of guesses.......soooorrry

You might have missed a clue given a page or so back (which I will refine).....It's not a specific career or profession.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: stretchedout on Jun 16 07 07:49
Looking at a picture of a man...

  Brothers and sisters have I none, but this man's father is my father's son.  Who am I?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 16 07 07:58
Wouldn't that be you?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: stretchedout on Jun 16 07 08:02
Clarification - who am I, looking at the picture?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 16 07 08:11
Your son?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: stretchedout on Jun 16 07 08:16
The "I" is holding the picture.  Who am I related to the person in the picture?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 16 07 08:23
I would say that 'I' would be 'this man'....which would be the speaker.  (?)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: stretchedout on Jun 16 07 08:25
Let's take a step back.  Imagine you are holding a picture of a man and then you say...
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 16 07 08:41
I think he is looking at himself.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: stretchedout on Jun 16 07 10:09
Sorry!  Please try again.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 16 07 10:28
Would the picture he is looking at be a picture of Jesus?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 16 07 02:57
Since this hasn't been solved yet, I thought I'd move it on to this page.

    According to a new study, it’s estimated that women will outnumber men in THIS area by the year 2020.

  Main provider for the household?  
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 16 07 03:03
Thanks Kitten.

  And an excellent guess to boot.  Not the right one, but excellent none the less.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 16 07 03:05
I was thinking maybe population, but I guess they already do.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 16 07 03:06
In a way, you're kinda in the right area with that line of thinking  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 16 07 03:08
Sorry...I was referring to your previous answer.  (provider for the household)

  According to a new study, it’s estimated that women will outnumber men in THIS area by the year 2020.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 16 07 03:12
Real estate owners?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 16 07 03:15
That may very well lead them to this (as well as many of the other answers)......but that's not it.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 16 07 03:19
Millionaires?

Billionaires?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 16 07 03:31
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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 16 07 03:33
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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 16 07 03:34
 not surprised. If you step foot at any local university (community colleges don't count) you'll see women out number men by 20 to 30%.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 16 07 03:37
That's understandable.  Women want to learn, but men already know it all!  LOL
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 16 07 03:38
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v467/TMB/BluebirdNut/Emoticons/Positive/rofl2.gif).
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 16 07 03:39
Oops.  I was laughing with you....not at you.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 16 07 03:39
 yeah I'm not like that though but usually the guys aren't all motivated much anymore in this country.
There's not very many middle class families anymore that I know of where the male makes more then the female. Now in the upper class neighbourhoods its still the 'traditional' way. But middle and lower class families I've run into (and mine btw) its the female who's got the most stable job with the most benefits.
   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 16 07 03:40
P.C. wrote:
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 I know!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 16 07 05:57
This one's a gimme....but I found it interesting.



A Georgia business will mix THIS with cement and drop it into the ocean to form an artificial reef.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 16 07 06:26
Peach pits?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 16 07 06:43
 A Georgia business will mix THIS with cement and drop it into the ocean to form an artificial reef.


  *yipes....I forgot the answer from there to here......but I remember that it was incorrect.[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0][/DIV]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 16 07 07:12
Wooden pallets?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 16 07 07:18
No wooden pallets.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 16 07 07:23
Wrecked cars?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 16 07 07:26
Not wrecked cars.  I can see this one is going to need a little nudge.  As always, there's a fine line between a nudge and simply giving the answer.......but I'm working on one.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 16 07 07:29
I always associate Georgia with peaches, so for a far out guess what about rotten peaches?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 16 07 07:34
Who's a clever girl !!!!!   I knew there was some deep thinking behind your answer.

  No rotten peaches.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 16 07 07:41
Worn-out yachts?

Democratic politicians?(http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Teasing/12.gif)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 16 07 07:46
LOL

  Ummmm....let me see.  There is a bizarre and obscure link to diamonds.

  Oops.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 16 07 07:48
Coal?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 16 07 08:37
Oooooo, Kitten....you're flirting....... with all the right moves.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 16 07 08:50
iron ore

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 16 07 09:09
Nope....not iron ore.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 16 07 09:40
old tires
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 16 07 09:43
Good one 49er......heard about that little fiasco did ya?  Not it though.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 16 07 09:50
yea..heard about the tires on recent news
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 16 07 09:55
broken asphalt pavement
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Orik on Jun 16 07 09:57
carbon
limestone
gravel
i think im missing one and i can't figure out what... lol

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 16 07 10:09
Nope....none of the above.  This 'something' is a little bit 'out there'.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 16 07 10:19
recycled cardboard

recycled plastic
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 16 07 10:23
Nope 49er.  I'll think of a clue as I head off to bed.  Too sleepy.

  G'night. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/muede/a026.gif" border=0]  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: L>O> on Jun 16 07 10:27
Seashells  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 16 07 11:24
styrofoam

  peanut shells
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 17 07 06:12
Nopes.

  Although you've earned a clue, I can't think of one. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/c020.gif" border=0]  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 17 07 09:00
What about mine tailings?  You know, the slag from the mine.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 17 07 09:11
Clues are tricky on this one.....everything I think of is a dead giveaway.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 17 07 09:16
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/konfus/p025.gif" border=0]  Garbage?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 17 07 09:41
rofl.....easy girl.

  Not garbage.  There are subtle clues amongst the no-clues. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/a035.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 17 07 09:53
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c002.gif" border=0]  Old telephone poles?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 17 07 09:55
lol...Old telephone poles will not be taking their final resting place at the bottom of the sea.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 17 07 09:56
sewage  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 17 07 09:58
Dinosaur bones? [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c032.gif" border=0].
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 17 07 10:00
cars  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 17 07 10:01
lol on dinosaur bones....you're actually closer than you think.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 17 07 10:01
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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 17 07 10:03
dead animals skeletons  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Jun 17 07 10:29
Tires
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lazy Orik on Jun 17 07 11:21
Bones

whether they be animal or human...

back later it is time to go for coffee and lunch...


 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 17 07 02:45
Kitten and Orik have come the closest.  You are so close.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 17 07 02:51
Old tombstones?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lazy Orik on Jun 17 07 03:07
Cremated remains ? as in ash  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 17 07 05:35
burial coffins
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 17 07 06:30
OH !!!!! (sorry 49er) Orik has won the million cyber bucks !

    [FONT size=6]              Yeah ORIK !!![/FONT]

  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/figuren/a060.gif" border=0]For a fee, this company will incorporate your loved-ones ashes with  concrete to become a reef in their final resting place.[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/figuren/a060.gif" border=0]

           [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/a046.gif" border=0][FONT size=7]GOOD JOB ![/FONT][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/a046.gif" border=0]

    [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/feuer/a020.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/feuer/a010.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/feuer/a040.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/feuer/a030.gif" border=0]

[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/feuer/a170.gif" border=0]                                                     [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/feuer/a170.gif" border=0]    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 17 07 06:31
that's crazy.
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 17 07 06:40
Not so strange, SD.  They are sending cremated remains into space, and scattering them at sea.  If that was a person's interest in life, they would likely appreciate the connection in death.  They would pop back as ghosts to make sure they liked their final resting place, don't you think?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 17 07 06:53
I think it's kinda cool too.

   (SD....I Think I know where you're coming from....there's kind of a gimmicky commercialism connected with the thought somehow.)  But if you look passed that...... for someone who had a deep connection with nature....more specifically the ocean.....it would surely be their heaven.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 17 07 06:55
OH....by the way, Orik.....I can't give you your winning blesses if you're going to be lazy. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 17 07 06:55
I must admit that the space trip appeals to me the most.  I always wished I could have an adventure like that.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 17 07 06:59
I sort of get it. But your being mixed with concrete I don't know how that's ' naturalistic'. If they just dumped you in the sea to buried you on a top of a mountain over looking a cliff that you were fond of, I get that.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 17 07 07:01
Because it will become a living reef, with fish swimming around, and creatures living in it.  So much nicer than just being stuck in the ground.  And it is helping nature too, which is nice.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 17 07 07:14
I sort of get it. But your being mixed with concrete I don't know how that's ' naturalistic'. If they just dumped you in the sea to buried you on a top of a mountain over looking a cliff that you were fond of, I get that.  

  I so hear you SD.....that was my first reaction.  But like Kitten says......to be the life support of  ocean LIFE....it somehow takes on a different feel. (ignore the concrete.....lol)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 17 07 07:19
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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 17 07 07:21
 But what if the concrete idea fails? You're ashes will just end up being picked up like those tires are now if it becomes an ecological disaster. You'll end up in garbage dump/land fill.
You could just be buried in a garden and support a tree too you know.
   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 17 07 07:21
I'm on it Miss Kitten....hold on.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 17 07 07:23
waits with a bated breathe.

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 17 07 07:27
Sportsdude wrote:
But what if the concrete idea fails? You're ashes will just end up being picked up like those tires are now if it becomes an ecological disaster. You'll end up in garbage dump/land fill.
You could just be buried in a garden and support a tree too you know.
 
 For one thing, you won't be around to object to it.  Secondly, it isn't likely to fail, and since ships are sunk all the time to provide reefs and provide places for sea life, how would it be any different?

  I also believe there are laws concerning the disposal of bodies, and it is against the law to be buried in somebody's garden.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 17 07 07:30
Actor/comedian Bill Murray is unlike almost all of his peers because he does without these two things.....(I'll except one).  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 17 07 07:31
 really? That's against the law?
Didn't really mean an actual garden more so a tree out in the forest.
I don't know what to do with grandma. She's getting cremated and talks about it all the time. She says we can take her on vacations or something. lol
   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 17 07 07:31
Profanity

Laugh track
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 17 07 07:32
doesn't read his lines.
Does everything off the script.
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 17 07 07:34
Oooo...that could be true Kitten, now that you mention it.  But that not be what I am looking for.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 17 07 07:35
Writes his own material?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 17 07 07:35
Ditto SD.    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 17 07 07:38
Special props?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: lazy Orik on Jun 17 07 08:01
He goes commando

he has no sense of smell or taste...

he does not demand preferential treatment...




 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 17 07 08:17
Here's an update in case you missed it, Orik.

 

 P.C. wrote:


 OH !!!!! (sorry 49er) Orik has won the million cyber bucks !

    [FONT size=6]              Yeah ORIK !!![/FONT]

  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/figuren/a060.gif" border=0]For a fee, this company will incorporate your loved-ones ashes with  concrete to become a reef in their final resting place.[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/figuren/a060.gif" border=0]

           [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/a046.gif" border=0][FONT size=7]GOOD JOB ![/FONT][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/a046.gif" border=0]

    [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/feuer/a020.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/feuer/a010.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/feuer/a040.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/feuer/a030.gif" border=0]

[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/feuer/a170.gif" border=0]                                                     [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/feuer/a170.gif" border=0]    
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on Jun 17 07 08:19
Doesn't drink or take drugs(unlike most of the posters on this forum!)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 17 07 08:25
GREAT answers !!!!  But none are the one.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 17 07 08:27
Doesn't drink or take drugs(unlike most of the posters on this forum!).

 

 That statement comes very close to libel, don't you think?  Unless you can prove it, it might be better not to write it.

   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on Jun 17 07 08:39
kitten wrote:
<P>Doesn't drink or take drugs(unlike most of the posters on this forum!).</P> <P> </P> <P>That statement comes very close to libel, don't you think?  Unless you can prove it, it might be better not to write it.</P> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV>
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 17 07 08:39
he doesn't perform on stage/clubs  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on Jun 17 07 08:42
Thought police active again.
Very close is not good enough i'm afraid.
Didnt say all and didn't single out anyone in particular.
Go back to your sandbox.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 17 07 08:52
Nope....we're not close yet......but "Doesn't drink or take drugs" is an excellent guess Gordy.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 17 07 09:14
 Actor/comedian Bill Murray is unlike almost all of his peers because he does without these two things.....(I'll except one).



OK....clue.  This involves something other than the content of his performances.[/DIV]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on Jun 18 07 12:59
P.C. wrote:
<DIV>Nope....we're not close yet......but "Doesn't drink or take drugs" is an excellent guess Gordy. </DIV> <DIV> </DIV>
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on Jun 18 07 01:00
See kitten told you so.  Na na na na na
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 18 07 06:38
Oh Gordy....be nice.  Just because a person is a mod, doesn't mean they don't have their own personal opinions....right?  You'd be all for that, with your hate for censorship and all.  It's gotta work both ways.

Now where's your guess ?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 18 07 07:48
 Actor/comedian Bill Murray is unlike almost all of his peers because he does without these two things.....(I'll except one).

  Are the two things related?

  Use an agent?[/DIV]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 18 07 08:04
[FONT size=5]OMG !!!!  WAY TO GO SCHADE !!!!!!![/FONT]

  Actor Bill Murray doesn't have a publicist or an agent.
 

(http://www.ringoffireworship.com/images/039_31742_Bill-Murray-199x250.jpg) [FONT size=7] YOU [/FONT]are Correct.

  [FONT size=6][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/d040.gif[/img]Yeah Schadenfreude[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/d040.gif[/img] [/FONT]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: stretchedout on Jun 18 07 09:19
Another way he differs is that as he gets older he doesn't get more attractive:

  (http://images.askmen.com/men/entertainment_150/pictures_150/bill_murray/bill_murray_150.jpg)

  Maybe if he had an agent he would look less like this image in our minds:

  (http://www.courtjones.com/images/large_ill_humor/Bill-Murray.jpg)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 18 07 09:31
stretchedout wrote:
 Another way he differs is that as he gets older he doesn't get more attractive:

  (http://images.askmen.com/men/entertainment_150/pictures_150/bill_murray/bill_murray_150.jpg)

  Maybe if he had an agent he would look less like this image in our minds:

  You need to stop including everyone when you open your hole.

You will not get more attractive as you age.  
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: stretchedout on Jun 18 07 09:33
Actually I am as is the case with both of my parents - oh, they aren't boozers and smokers like you and yours Barney.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 18 07 09:35
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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 18 07 09:38
stretchedout wrote:
 Actually I am as is the case with both of my parents - oh, they aren't boozers and smokers like you and yours Barney.[/DIV]
 [FONT size=4]You are a product of an incestuous relationship and no condom?[/FONT]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: stretchedout on Jun 18 07 09:46
Barney if you are going to try to be smart then at least get smart first - your deduction doesn't fly from my sentence.  It might have been funny had I written my sentence differently.  I shall no longer reply to your pathetic posts - your reputation preceeds you.  I am guessing your life on welfare leaves you much time to post continuously on boards such as this.  Me, I'm going to prepare for several meetings where I will earn money, not skim off the tax base like yourself.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 18 07 09:49
stretchedout wrote:
 Barney if you are going to try to be smart then at least get smart first - your deduction doesn't fly from my sentence.  It might have been funny had I written my sentence differently.  [FONT color=#c00000]I shall no longer reply to your pathetic posts[/FONT] - your reputation preceeds you.  I am guessing your life on welfare leaves you much time to post continuously on boards such as this.  Me, I'm going to prepare for several meetings where I will earn money, not skim off the tax base like yourself.[/DIV]
 [FONT color=#c00000]Hallelujah for that.[/FONT]

  [FONT color=#000000]You mean it's your bed time in England?[/FONT]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 18 07 08:05
The time spent doing THIS, costs United States businesses $21.6 billion annually.
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 18 07 08:06
Taking sick leave.

Taking bathroom breaks.

Chatting at the water cooler.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 18 07 08:09
self love in the restroom  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 18 07 08:11
surfing the net
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 18 07 08:12
Nope, Non and Nein

  I want a very specific answer on this one. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a115.gif" border=0]  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 18 07 08:14
email?
getting coffee

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 18 07 08:14
Being late for work?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 18 07 08:17
Getting their computers fixed.

Retrieving data from crashed computers.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 18 07 08:19
employees' harassment lawsuits
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 18 07 08:39
Sorry it took me so long to get back.....I was just reading TB's wonderful NEW adventure in Cambodia.

  SO.....nopes.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 18 07 08:41
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/konfus/n055.gif" border=0]  Training new employees?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 18 07 08:45
Hahaaa Kitten.  Sooorrrryyyy.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 18 07 08:50
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/konfus/a020.gif" border=0] government auditors?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 18 07 08:55
Nope.  This one is another one of those kind that are tricky to give a clue.  I'll wait til Kitten has a breakdown, then I'll see what I can do.

        *signing off.......this slowness in navigating is really getting to me.

  Goodnight all you great thinkers.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 18 07 09:02
Good night, P.C.  I'll keep my brain burning on this question.  Sweet dreams!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 18 07 09:06
g'night p.c. bummer your computer/internet connection is acting up.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 18 07 09:19
employees shopping on line

  employees betting in game pools
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Jun 19 07 12:29
gossiping
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 19 07 05:20
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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 19 07 06:28
Wow....some great answers.....I wonder what the figures on all of this stuff collectively is costing businesses.  It's a wonder any of them are making anything.  I bet 90% of these losses are directly related to the very technology that was to designed to make businesses more productive. Ironic, isn't it?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 19 07 07:42
Has someone said "answering emails" yet?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 19 07 07:47
I think so Schad....but that's not the one. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/c020.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 19 07 08:32
 The time spent doing THIS, costs United States businesses $21.6 billion annually.


  Shredding documents?[/DIV]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 19 07 08:42
In an off-beat kind of way, that's almost on the right track Schade.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 19 07 08:49
Emptying the garbage?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 19 07 08:50
records management  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 19 07 08:51
Good call.  Not it, although 'this' does involve 'garbage'.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 19 07 08:52
Not records management 49er.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 19 07 08:55
Shredding documents?

 P.C. wrote:
In an off-beat kind of way, that's almost on the right track Schade.


 Is paper involved in any way?

 Re-stocking the photocopy machine?


 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 19 07 09:11
No paper Schade.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 19 07 09:21
Waiting for the elevator?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Isis too lazy to log in on Jun 19 07 09:52
recycle!  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 19 07 09:54
Nope and nope

        *Hi Isis [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/a010.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 19 07 10:34
Re-booting the computer?

  Need clues. Warm? Cold?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 19 07 10:36
Warm-ish
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Jun 19 07 10:38
Computer crashes
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 19 07 10:39
Also warmish
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 19 07 10:41
getting stuck in traffic on the way to work  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 19 07 10:42
Employees days off due to carpal tunnel from computer use?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 19 07 10:44
upgrading office equipment/software
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 19 07 10:44
SD.....ice cold

Schad.....again....slightly warmish.    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 19 07 10:46
Tepid 49er.  

  So many of these answers are slightly related in one way or another to the correct answer......but telling you how they're related would be almost like just telling you the answer.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 19 07 10:50
The time spent doing THIS, costs United States businesses $21.6 billion annually.



So is the time spent unproductive energy like walking to the bathroom  as opposed to semi productive like answering emails?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 19 07 10:52
employees checking on their children while at work
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Isis being lazy on Jun 19 07 11:21
Hiring/firing employees
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: still lazy Isis on Jun 19 07 11:21
Training-new employees

re-training employees

upgrade training employees
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 19 07 12:54
semi productive Schad....you are still warm.  Quite warm actually......closing in on hot

  Freezing 49er.....and Icy Isis
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Isis....laaazy on Jun 19 07 01:30
office scandals!!!!  gotta love love triangles!  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 19 07 02:16
Resetting the clocks during daylight savings time?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 19 07 02:19
Adjusting their office chairs?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Isis...sigh on Jun 19 07 02:24
one thing that wastes my time at work is deleting and filtering poo on my e-mail....so I say going through e-mail and deleting junk mail!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 19 07 02:44
attending unproductive/poorly run meetings
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 19 07 03:27
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a037.gif" border=0][FONT size=5]BINGO ![/FONT][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a037.gif" border=0]

  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f020.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f020.gif" border=0][FONT size=6]ISIS !!![/FONT][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f020.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f020.gif" border=0]

  The time spent [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #bfbfff"]deleting SPAM[/FONT], costs United States businesses $21.6 billion annually.

(this is almost unfathomable to me)

  [FONT size=5][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f045.gif" border=0]Congratulations Isis.[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f045.gif" border=0][/FONT]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 19 07 03:28
Being as Isis isn't logged in, I can't bless her......so I'm forwarding  them to Schad, who had several close answers.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 19 07 03:39
The King of Spam got caught a few weeks ago. Somehow people make money off of it.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 19 07 04:17
P.C. wrote:
Being as Isis isn't logged in, I can't bless her......so I'm forwarding  them to Schad, who had several close answers.

  Hey thanks, back at ya!

I meant all of that when I said checking email. You should have said I was [FONT color=#ff0000]red hot[/FONT][/b] then.
   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 19 07 04:36
You're right Schad.....an absolute red hot alert should have been put on that one, but I don't think I started the 'warm/hot' thing until a ways after that was guessed.  I did mention though that I was looking for a very specific answer.

   I want a very specific answer on this one. [img]http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a115.gif" border=0 ="url(this.src);"]

  But I will be more attentive next time.

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 19 07 04:48
[img]http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a115.gif" border=0 ="url(this.src);"] [FONT size=7]&lt; [/FONT][FONT size=3]Is this guy trying to start a fire or stay warm?[/FONT]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 19 07 05:03
 If you hook THIS up to an EEG, it registers movement almost identical to a human adult's brain waves.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 19 07 05:32
P.C. wrote:
  If you hook THIS up to an EEG, it registers movement almost identical to a human adult's brain waves.  

 [FONT color=#bf00bf]Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon?[/FONT]


 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 19 07 06:01
Possibly....but not the answer I'm looking for.

    *oh yea......you are [FONT size=5]freezing.[/FONT]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 19 07 06:40
A lab rat?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on Jun 19 07 06:45
Ultrasound equipment
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 19 07 06:48
No rats or ultrasound equipment.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 19 07 06:54
Radio or TV?  I'm thinking vibration.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 19 07 07:04
Neither of those Miss Kitten......but you're 'thinking' is on the right track.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 19 07 07:04
dolphin

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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 19 07 07:10
Good thinking 49er...unfortunately dolphin (or baboon) are not it.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 19 07 07:13
An IPod?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 19 07 07:21
Not an ipod.  

  Clue.  It is not any kind of electronic device.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 19 07 07:22
wireless router  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 19 07 07:24
....or anything of a mechanical nature.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 19 07 07:27
A drum?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 19 07 07:38
a plant
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 19 07 07:39
Not a drum nor a plant.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 19 07 07:45
A worm?

A chimpanzee?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 19 07 07:54
Clue.  It is not an animal.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 19 07 07:56
A V8 engine?  

  *As I freeze on the dark side of the moon.*
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 19 07 07:59
a potatoe
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 19 07 08:02
If you hook THIS up to an EEG, it registers movement almost identical to a human adult's brain waves.



Is "adult" any kind of clue?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 19 07 08:04
lol Schad....yer still freezing on the dark side of the moon.

  Not a potato.  You have tippy toed into warmness 49er.....in spite of the fact that it is not a plant either.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 19 07 08:11
 P.C. wrote:

Clue.  It is not any kind of electronic device. ....or anything of a mechanical nature.

 Clue.  It is not an animal.

  A bottle of Merlot?[/DIV][/DIV]

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 19 07 08:12
In a bizarre way, you're getting warmish.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 19 07 08:13
mold  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 19 07 08:14
A tree?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 19 07 08:14
Sorry Schad....missed your last question.  'adult' is not any kind of a clue.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 19 07 08:15
A Granny Smith apple?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 19 07 08:16
It is nothing that grows.  Mold was a good 'thinker' kind of answer, but not it.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 19 07 08:20
A dormant volcano?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 19 07 08:21
microwave oven  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 19 07 08:26
This one is SO out there, I'll narrow it down some more.

  It's a food.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 19 07 08:30
Milk
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 19 07 08:32
Not milk.  

  It comes in different flavours.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 19 07 08:35
Ice cream
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 19 07 08:37
yogurt
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 19 07 08:37
Heading in the right direction Kitten
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 19 07 08:39
This one's really tough, I just found it interesting,

  Not yogurt or ice cream......but it is a dessert.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 19 07 08:39
Sherbet
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 19 07 08:40
jello
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 19 07 08:42
Whipped cream.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 19 07 08:43
[FONT color=#00ffff size=6][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a122.gif[/img]HOORAY FOR 49er ![img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a122.gif[/img][/FONT]

  [FONT color=#007f40 size=5]                Yes indeed......it is Jell-O[/FONT]

  [FONT color=#ff0000 size=7]  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a084.gif[/img]Yeahhhhh 49er[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a084.gif[/img][/FONT]

(http://www.freewebs.com/maxpaynemovie/jello-perfect.jpg)    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 19 07 08:44
that was a tough one
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 19 07 08:46
It was 49er.....good job.

  I new it was a toughie, but kinda interesting.

  I'll be nice on my next question.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 19 07 08:48
That's astonishing!  Congratulations on coming up with the right answer, 49er!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 19 07 09:04
 Betsy Ross and Paul Revere are the only people  whose likenesses are imortalized on THESE







*this might be another toughie.....but who knows.  I'll narrow it down quickly if it is.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 20 07 07:39
P.C. wrote:
  Betsy Ross and Paul Revere are the only people  whose likenesses are imortalized on THESE





Souvenir tea towels?

  Something patriotic is suspect.
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 20 07 08:40
How about the state flag of Massachusetts?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 20 07 09:12
It is nothing of the patriotic nature.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 20 07 09:56
I find this very difficult since I am not American.

  Everything that comes to mind I think, "No, I'm sure Elvis, or Saddam Hussien or the likes are on it as well, so I need another clue.    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Jun 20 07 10:02
Candy dispensers
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 20 07 10:41
[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00" color=#c00000 size=7] [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/a040.gif" border=0]OMG GOPHIE[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/a040.gif" border=0][/FONT]

  [FONT size=4][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/a040.gif" border=0]HOW ON EARTH DID YOU GET THAT?[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/a040.gif" border=0][/FONT]

                           It is indeed Pez Candy  

  [FONT size=4]                    You Win The......[/FONT]

  [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00" color=#ff0000 size=6]Scratch and Sniff Pez T-Shirt[/FONT]

[FONT size=6][img title="Scratch and Sniff PEZ t-shirt" alt="Scratch and Sniff PEZ t-shirt" src="http://www.80stees.com/images/products/PEZ_Orange-JrT.jpg" border=0][/FONT]  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Jun 20 07 10:56
Great. I've always wanted what's inside it.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 20 07 04:27
lol that was quick  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 20 07 07:06
71% of office workers stopped on the street for a survey agreed to give up their computer passwords in exchange for THIS.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 20 07 07:36
A higher paying job?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 20 07 07:55
That might work Kitten.....lol.  But that's not it.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 20 07 08:04
to get out of the office  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 20 07 08:06
A tropical holiday?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 20 07 08:07
Not to get out of the office.

And Schad, apparently these people are willing to give it up for much less.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 20 07 08:16
to get back at their bosses
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 20 07 08:18
A cappuccino?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 20 07 08:19
Another fine reason 49er....lol  

  I have to emphasize once again......it doesn't take much for these people to cough up this info.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 20 07 08:20
a poll since they gave up their numbers when asked for this survey.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 20 07 08:21
Hahaha....actually Schad....YOU are quite warm.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c018.gif" border=0]  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 20 07 08:21
Starbucks free coffeeb  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 20 07 08:22
 Someone offers to buy lunch?[/DIV]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 20 07 08:23
a poll since they gave up their numbers when asked for this survey.  

 Sorry SD....I am having difficulty deciphering this answer....but I'm sure it's incorrect.

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 20 07 08:24
Still warm.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 20 07 08:25
P.C. wrote:
Hahaha....actually Schad....YOU are quite warm.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c018.gif" border=0]

  I'm warm because you keep batting those eyelashes at me.  
   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 20 07 08:26
For me, it's a couple of beer.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 20 07 08:28
donuts

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 20 07 08:30
 For me, it's a couple of beer.



Well you're a little pricey, aren't you.

  No doughnuts.....but you are both in the ball park.[/DIV]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 20 07 08:32
hot dogs
(you said ball park)
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 20 07 08:33
P.C. wrote:
  For me, it's a couple of beer.



Well you're a little pricey, aren't you.

  No doughnuts.....but you are both in the ball park.[/DIV]

                                                         [FONT size=6] ^  ^
[/FONT]
                                                       Is that a clue?

A hotdog?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 20 07 08:41
lunch
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 20 07 08:43
No Schad.....it's not a clue......and it's not lunch.

  It IS something to eat.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 20 07 08:47
a candy
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 20 07 08:47
 popcorn
snickers
candy
   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 20 07 08:48
cookies
brownies
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 20 07 08:54
[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #8080ff" size=7]SPORTSDUDE  ! ! ![/FONT]

       [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a077.gif[/img]  I'm going to take Snickers. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a077.gif[/img]

  Yes...that's right.  These people will sell out for a chocolate bar.

    [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a130.gif[/img][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a130.gif[/img]

(http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/tzu/lowres/tzun166l.jpg)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 20 07 08:55
kewl!

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 20 07 08:57
Good job SD !
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 20 07 09:01
I'd like to thank the pool, the pepsi can and the dog.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 20 07 09:04
Yipes....I'm lost AGAIN.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]

    Dolly Parton once lost a contest that she should have been very good at.  What was the contest ?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 20 07 09:06
floating  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 20 07 09:14
Excellent answer SD.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/frech/c050.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 20 07 09:17
I so must sleep.

  G'night SD.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/muede/k015.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 20 07 09:18
 hehehe
singing
   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 20 07 09:19
wet t-shirt contest
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 20 07 09:20
 good night. *waves*  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 20 07 09:21
Oh look....I'm still here.   *yawn*

  Both good guesses.....both incorrect.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 20 07 09:31
lost a 'big hair' contest to bret michaels from poison.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Jun 21 07 12:25
Look-alike
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 21 07 06:52
[FONT size=6][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/a040.gif" border=0][FONT color=#ff409f]GOPHIE ???[/FONT] [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/a040.gif" border=0] [/FONT]

  What the.......are you googling?

  That is correct......Dolly Parton did not win the Dolly Parton look-alike contest when she slid herself in as a contestant for a little joke.

[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff409f" face="Comic Sans MS" size=6][/FONT]

[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff409f" face="Comic Sans MS" size=6]  Yeayyyyyyyyy Gophie[/FONT]

         [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/g042.gif" border=0]

 [img style="WIDTH: 205px; HEIGHT: 302px" height=398 src="http://blog.nbc.com/ross_blog/H%20Dolly%20Parton%20ROSS.jpg" width=232][img style="WIDTH: 192px; HEIGHT: 302px" height=375 src="http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/cms/2004/large/Dolly_Parton_-_Blondes_gallery_-_lg.6477920.jpg" width=197]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Jun 21 07 10:00
Wow! I was right, I don't know if this was a lucky shot in the dark or something that I'd once heard - maybe a combination of the two.    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 21 07 10:29
Gopher wrote:
 Wow! I was right, I dopn't know if this was a lucky shot in the dark or something that I'd once heard - maybe a combination of the two.    

 If you took a shot in the dark at Dolly Parton, what part of her would most likely be hit?


 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Jun 21 07 10:31
The cleavage?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 21 07 10:31
(http://www.geocities.com/ron8318/dolly4.jpg)

  Man, she has a big mouth.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 21 07 11:26
Why all the better to.......never mind.  Next question.

  I have a feeling that this one may be one of those things that everybody knows except me.

  America once issued a bill in THIS amount.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 21 07 11:31
1 trillion  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Jun 21 07 11:31
$1,000,000  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 21 07 11:33
Nope.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Jun 21 07 11:35
$100,000
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 21 07 11:41
Not a hundred thousand.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 21 07 11:42
 Is it weird like a 3 or a 7?[/DIV]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 21 07 11:45
Oh it's weird all right.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 21 07 11:47
How about the  twelve and a half dollar bill?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 21 07 11:48
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0].
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 21 07 11:50
So am I off by 100's or thousands or a few cents?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 21 07 11:53
That's very clever Mr Schad.  If I told you, wouldn't you then just have to do the math?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Jun 21 07 11:54
$7,500?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lazy Isis on Jun 21 07 11:56
$2  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 21 07 11:57
We're going to bend the rules on this one, being as you could all guess forever.  Clues would simply be a matter of whittling down the amount.

  So.......this question is Googleable.....but only this question.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 21 07 11:58
Nobody has it yet.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: observer on Jun 21 07 12:13
$1
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 21 07 12:15
Not a dollar.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Jun 21 07 12:16
50c
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 21 07 12:17
So if it is not in circulation now, it was a long time ago? A time when 10 cents was worth something?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: observer on Jun 21 07 12:19
quarter $ bill
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 21 07 12:20
Yes Schad......a long time ago.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 21 07 12:21
Nope....none are correct.  

  Not a quater dollar bill.......although Canada used to have a 25 cent bill.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 21 07 12:22
$1,000
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: observer on Jun 21 07 12:23
please provide the answer!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 21 07 12:26
Not $1000 49er.

  It is an amount under $100.

    *if I provided the answer, then I would start a thread call "Impossible Questions with answers......guessers need not respond"
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 21 07 12:27
Moving question forward.

   America once issued a bill in THIS amount.[/DIV]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: observer on Jun 21 07 12:29
"America"?  You mean the United States America?  Because America includes more than a dozen countries - perhaps that is the catch...
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 21 07 12:30
one pound
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 21 07 12:30
The United States of America once issued a bill in THIS amount.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: margretli on Jun 21 07 12:31
 Was it one [a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Continental_Currency_One-Third-Dollar_17-Feb-76_obv.jpg"]third of a dollar[/a]?


   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 21 07 12:32
Nope margretli.....it's even less than that.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: observer on Jun 21 07 12:34
Here she be:

  [A href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/ff/Continental_Currency_One-Third-Dollar_17-Feb-76_obv.jpg"][img height=543 alt="Image:Continental Currency One-Third-Dollar 17-Feb-76 obv.jpg" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/ff/Continental_Currency_One-Third-Dollar_17-Feb-76_obv.jpg" width=420 border=0][/A]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: observer on Jun 21 07 12:38
If you think the US buck looks bad here, you should see the graph which includes the last few years:

  [A href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d7/Value_of_US_dollar.gif"][img height=356 alt="Image:Value of US dollar.gif" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d7/Value_of_US_dollar.gif" width=710 border=0][/A]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 21 07 12:40
Cool third dollar.......not what I'm looking for though.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: observer on Jun 21 07 12:41
Things ain't lookin' so good for the US buck:

   [TABLE id=converter_section cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0] [TBODY] [TR] [TD class=c_section_1] [P id=date_section]Thursday, June 21, 2007

 [P class=nl][SPAN class=result_msg][SPAN class=result_val]1[/SPAN] US Dollar = [SPAN class=result_val]1.06428[/SPAN] Canadian Dollar [/SPAN]

 [P class=nl]1 Canadian Dollar (CAD) = 0.93960 US Dollar (USD)

[/TD][/TR][/TBODY][/TABLE]

  Remember around 9/11 when 1 US Dollar = 1.60 Canadian Dollar

  "America" is toast!  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Isis on the run on Jun 21 07 12:42
5 cent bill?

penny bill

dime bill?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: margretli on Jun 21 07 12:45
Is this it?

[a href="http://www.frbsf.org/currency/independence/original/s06.html"]Colonial Currency, Massachusetts,[/a]
[a href="http://www.frbsf.org/currency/independence/original/s06.html"]12 pence, 1776[/a]


 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: margretli on Jun 21 07 12:46
Or this?

[a href="http://www.frbsf.org/currency/expansion/private/s37.html"]3cent[/a]
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Isis coming back... on Jun 21 07 12:47
or how bout 75 cent bill?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 21 07 12:48
[FONT size=7]    [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00"]Yeayyyyy  ISIS ![/FONT]  [/FONT]

  A 5 cent bill is the answer I'm after.  (wouldn't you feel loaded having 20 bucks worth of 5cent bills in your wallet)

  [FONT size=6]     [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c011.gif[/img]GOOG JOB ISIS ![img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c011.gif[/img][/FONT]

(http://www.pennies.com/WarNickels.JPG)

                                                  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/i070.gif[/img]      
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Isis on Jun 21 07 12:51
Holy smokers....and I didn't even google that one....I just figured it has to a 'cent' one since it's never been popular...

YEAH!!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: margretli on Jun 21 07 12:52
  Hahah, was just coming up to that. The Fractional 5 cent bill during the civil war, or was there an other one?

[a href="http://www.frbsf.org/currency/civilwar/fractional/s129.html"]http://www.frbsf.org/currency/civilwar/fractional/s129.html[/a]
   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Isis on Jun 21 07 12:53
Since I missed out on the blesses last time...and since I'm logged in now.....????pretty please!!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 21 07 12:57
Margretle.....you sound like you know way more about this than I do.  I really don't know much at all about it.  I merely came across it by accident, and found it kinda interesting.  

  [img style="WIDTH: 523px; HEIGHT: 229px" height=229 src="http://www.iglou.com/btreasure/tn5a.jpg" width=566]

    *Isis.....consider yourself blessed....with interest.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Isis on Jun 21 07 12:58
OMG I'VE BEEN BLESSED
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: margretli on Jun 21 07 01:02
Cool....thanks margretli.  Interesting site.  (I love looking at old money.  It really looked so much more 'official' then, than it does now)
   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 21 07 01:09
OMG.  I have no idea what happened there.  I can't imagine how I did that.  My post didn't even show up in my own name (??????) and removed yours to boot.  

  A thousand pardons margretli. I'm really sorry. (could you post that link again?)    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: margretli on Jun 21 07 01:12
 P.C. wrote:
OMG.  I have no idea what happened there.  I can't imagine how I did that.  My post didn't even show up in my own name (??????) and removed yours to boot.  
 
A thousand pardons margretli. I'm really sorry. (could you post that link again?)
[hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"]
Oh man that's too funny!! Here's the link to the site again.
[a href="http://www.frbsf.org/currency/"]http://www.frbsf.org/currency/[/a]

 
 
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 21 07 01:16
So sorry margretli.  Having thought about it, I'm assuming I must have hit 'modify' instead of reply with quote.

[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a090.gif" border=0]  [FONT face="Comic Sans MS"]I will be more careful, I will be more careful, I will be more careful.....[/FONT]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 21 07 01:22
(http://www.yeocheowtong.com/Graphics/spanking_Photo.jpg).
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 21 07 02:21
Yipes.  Those aren't undies......those are DRAWERS.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 21 07 02:28
they are? they look like fancy lingerie to me.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 21 07 03:24
I suppose that was fancy lingerie......in the 50's.  There's just a lot of them.

 
  Each day, the amount of heat generated by THIS, could boil eight gallons of water.

Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: margretli on Jun 21 07 03:36
Is it the Earth?

Off topic, this thread reminded me of the Riddles of Riddles.
[a href="http://www.lautman.net/riddlesofriddles/"]http://www.lautman.net/riddlesofriddles/[/a]
They are not hard riddles, but fun none the less.
   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 21 07 03:43
a human body
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 21 07 04:04
It is not the earth margretli......good guess though.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 21 07 04:09
cow farts  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 21 07 04:10
[FONT size=7]49er !!!!!   OMG !!!![/FONT]

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  [FONT size=4]                        [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00"][FONT color=#60bf00]That is the answer. [/FONT][/FONT][/FONT] The amount of heat generated by an average adult each day could boil eight gallons of water

 

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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 21 07 04:13
which is why we sweat.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: margretli on Jun 21 07 04:17
Hehhe, reminded me of the Matrix...  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 21 07 04:23
I tried the riddle link.......can't get off the first question.   HAHAAAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 22 07 07:32
The world's oldest WHAT is 118 years (estimated age).

      edit:  This is a perfect example of how long it takes me to navigate around in here. I hit modify as soon as I hit post, and by the time I got back here, there were already 2 responses.  (grr)

  ANYWAYS........

  The world's oldes WHAT is 118 years (estimated age), is in fact an animal.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 22 07 07:33
bird  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 22 07 07:34
tortoise
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 22 07 07:35
human
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 22 07 07:40
darwin's turtle is still around so that wouldn't be it  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 22 07 07:40
None are correct so far    (gawwd knows what will be there by the time I get back to the board)[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 22 07 07:43
snail
snake
penguin
eddy izzard I mean lizzard
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 22 07 07:48
Parrot

Gorilla
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 22 07 08:24
lobster
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 22 07 08:32
Sorry....I'm not ignoring you....I'm experiencing technical difficulties.....lol

  Anyways......NOPES
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on Jun 22 07 09:18
Galapagos tortoise
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 22 07 09:25
Good guess Gordy.....not the one though.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on Jun 22 07 09:29
Google says i'm right!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 22 07 09:39
So you're telling me you cheated?    [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]

  Well Google's not askin the question here......so whatever they have to say doesn't count.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on Jun 22 07 09:46
Cheated???????? as if i'd do that!!!! Where does it say i can't use google? No where cos there aren't no rules.

Anyway i'm still right despite your opinion which you are entitled to (even if you are a woman)!!!!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 22 07 09:47
 The Galapagos tortoise live a lot longer than 118 years[/DIV]

       The world's oldes WHAT is 118 years (estimated age), is in fact an animal.[/DIV]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on Jun 22 07 09:54
Joan Rivers
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 22 07 10:00
Andy Rooney
Bob Barker
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 22 07 10:00
GORDY GAMBINO wrote:
Joan Rivers[/DIV]
 Phylis Diller beats her hands down  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on Jun 22 07 10:03
49er wrote:
  The Galapagos tortoise live a lot longer than 118 years[/DIV]

       The world's oldes WHAT is 118 years (estimated age), is in fact an animal.[/DIV][/DIV]
 Therefore the oldest WHAT isn't the oldest WHAT  if the galapagos tortoise lives longer. This question wasn't put up by Orik was it?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 22 07 10:11
The world's oldest WHAT is 118 years (estimated age), is in fact an animal.



Be kind.  I forfeited dinner in lieu of cocktails. (and I noticed I misspelled oldest.[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/liebe/g038.gif" border=0])

  Factor in that it takes MINUTES instead of seconds to navigate each click in the process of making a post.....DS isn't working so well for me right now (?)

  SO......Joan Rivers deserves some kind of award.  Great answer.  Well there were a lot of good answers.....and in spite of what Google says.....they're not the answer I'm looking for.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on Jun 22 07 10:19
Crow
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 22 07 10:20
Quick...someone come up with the correct answer.  This 118 year old thing could kick the bucket at any minute  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 22 07 10:20
elephant
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on Jun 22 07 10:21
Sorry i forgot to say.........faaaaaaaarrrrk      faaaaaaaaaaaark.

118 faaaaark thats old!!  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 22 07 10:30
[FONT size=6]OMG......GORDY !!!!!   THAT'S IT !!!!![/FONT]

                             [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/a040.gif" border=0]A crow.... is the answer.[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/a040.gif" border=0]

  [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #c0ff80" size=7]YEAYYYYY GORDY !!!!!![/FONT]

  [img height=293 alt=crow src="http://kaweahoaks.com/html/crow.jpg" width=445]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 22 07 10:32
I evened up your sad karma.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c033.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on Jun 22 07 10:33
I'm the faaaaaaaaaarrrken champ! I'd like to thank my sponser google.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on Jun 22 07 10:34
P.C. wrote:
 I evened up your sad karma.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c033.gif" border=0][/DIV]
 And a big wink and thanks to you.

One good turn deserves another.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 22 07 10:36
Who's a bad boy !  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]

  I'm off to the land of nod.  Eyes don't want to stay open any more.

  Congrats Gordy.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on Jun 22 07 10:40
Good night and pleasant dreams PC
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 23 07 12:39
the oldest human, I believe a lady.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 23 07 08:53
 In Singapore, researchers have created a battery powered by THIS.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 23 07 09:38
Water?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 23 07 10:11
Not water Miss Kitten.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 23 07 10:12
Methane

Hydrogen

Atomic energy
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 23 07 10:24
Nope....none are correct.

    (phew....that was a full 5 MINUTE post.  I think I'm out of here for a bit before I snap)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 23 07 10:25
I don't blame you.  Absolute aggravation!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Jun 23 07 10:35
Light

  Friction  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: stretchedout on Jun 23 07 11:28
solar energy
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 23 07 11:48
Good answers......but no cigars.

    In Singapore, researchers have created a battery powered by THIS.[/DIV]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 23 07 12:12
burning garbage
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 23 07 06:02
Goats!  [A onmousedown="return pk(this,(en:'js',io:'1',b:'sa',tp:'d',ec:'3',ex:'da_sn%3D00001%26da_lhs%3D227748%26da_lhx%3Dimagesearch%253A%2Bpictures%2Bof%2BX%26da_rhs%3D227785%26da_rht%3DFragment%26da_rhx%3Dimagesearch%26da_sro%3D227784%26da_stp%3D1%26da_iid%3D0001%26da_lit%3DGoat',url:'http%3A%2F%2Fmembers.aol.com%2Fdbradmills%2Fnature%2Fanimals%2Fpages%2Fgoats.htm'))" href="http://wzpo.ask.com/r?t=p&amp;d=cap&amp;s=fwpus&amp;c=a&amp;l=zn&amp;o=tb&amp;sv=0a300520&amp;ip=18507960&amp;id=B14944A2C3EB309C682AFB114A058FAE&amp;q=Goat+pictures&amp;p=1&amp;qs=121&amp;ac=6&amp;g=6e58de2unYChgo&amp;en=js&amp;io=1&amp;ep=&amp;eo=&amp;b=sa&amp;bc=&amp;br=&amp;tp=d&amp;ec=3&amp;pt=JS%20thumbnail&amp;ex=da_sn%3D00001%26da_lhs%3D227748%26da_lhx%3Dimagesearch%253A%2Bpictures%2Bof%2BX%26da_rhs%3D227785%26da_rht%3DFragment%26da_rhx%3Dimagesearch%26da_sro%3D227784%26da_stp%3D1%26da_iid%3D0001%26da_lit%3DGoat&amp;url=http%253A%252F%252Fmembers.aol.com%252Fdbradmills%252Fnature%252Fanimals%252Fpages%252Fgoats.htm&amp;u=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.ask.com%2Ffr%3Fq%3DGoat%2Bpictures%26desturi%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fmembers.aol.com%252Fdbradmills%252Fnature%252Fanimals%252Fpages%252Fgoats.htm%26fm%3Di%26ac%3D6%26ftURI%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fimages.ask.com%252Ffr%253Fq%253DGoat%252Bpictures%2526desturi%253Dhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fmembers.aol.com%25252Fdbradmills%25252Fnature%25252Fanimals%25252Fpages%25252Fgoats.htm%2526imagesrc%253Dhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fmembers.aol.com%25252Fdbradmills%25252Fnature%25252Fanimals%25252Fimages%25252Fgoats.jpg%2526thumbsrc%253Dhttp%25253A%25252F%25252F65.214.37.88%25252Fts%25253Ft%25253D10390154145920630006%2526thumbuselocalisedstatic%253Dfalse%2526fn%253Dgoats.jpg%2526imagewidth%253D600%2526imageheight%253D390%2526fs%253D40%2526ft%253Djpg%2526f%253D2%2526fm%253Di%2526ftbURI%253Dhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.ask.com%25252Fweb%25253Fq%25253DGoat%25252Bpictures%252526page%25253D1%26qt%3D0" wzup="1"][img id=i1 src="http://65.214.37.88/ts?t=10390154145920630006" border=0][/A]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 23 07 07:17
Not burning garbage.....nor goats.  (Kitten, did Russ loan you his clue book?)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 23 07 07:22
Lemon juice.                ( No, he didn't.  I just swiped it!)(http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/4.gif)  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 23 07 07:30
Ooooo....lemon juice.....good guess.

  (Put the book back Miss Kitten.....it contains faulty information) [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 23 07 07:36
^^  I remember that from high school science lab.

  Salt water
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 23 07 07:38
Well you're doing better than me.  I remember too little from high school.  I think I remember making power from a sweet potato.

  Anyway.....that's not it.(http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/12.gif)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on Jun 23 07 07:39
Batteries require acid or at least an acidic solution.

  Piss  ie urine will do the trick.

  If it was excretement  ie shit i'd have to go to DV!  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 23 07 07:47
   [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffdfbf"]If it was excretement  ie sh*t i'd have to go to DV![/FONT]

  [FONT size=4]HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!![/FONT]

[FONT size=6][/FONT]

Actually Gordy.......[FONT size=5]YOU ARE CORRECT ![/FONT]

  Urine....or pee pee as we call it in scientific terms.

  [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #00ffff" size=6][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/a040.gif[/img]YEAYYYYY GORDY !!!!![img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/a040.gif[/img][/FONT]

  (http://www.energizer.com/images/bunny/bio/bunny.jpg)(http://www.energizer.com/images/bunny/bio/bunny.jpg)

       
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on Jun 23 07 07:51
bloody pic didn't download my end!!!!

hope it wasn't a pic of DV!!!!!   OH SHIT!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 23 07 08:19
If every home in the United States did THIS, solid waste would be decreased by 1,600,000,000 tons each year
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on Jun 23 07 08:22
recycle the garbage.........now thats what i know a lot about ......garbage

i'm not in waste management u know i have a respectful occupation....just can't think of what it is right now11111111111
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 23 07 08:25
You're in the ball park.....ish.   But ever so vaguely.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 23 07 08:55
 If every home in the United States did THIS, solid waste would be decreased by 1,600,000,000 tons each year[/DIV]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 23 07 08:56
compost organics
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 23 07 08:57
Excellent guess 49er.  Not the one though.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 24 07 04:30
Stopped using paper towels and napkins
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 24 07 05:47
Wow....another great guess Kitten.

  Clue.....this would not involve giving up anything.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 24 07 09:40
Used cloth grocery bags instead of plastic.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 24 07 09:57
lol Kitten.....good plug.  Not what I'm looking for.  (the answer that is, not the plug)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 24 07 09:59
Drank tap water instead of bottled water?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Jun 24 07 10:03
Started to buy diapers that can be washed instead of the disposable variety
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 24 07 11:17
Wonderful guesses....and great reminders of all the things we can do to cut down on waste.

  To narrow it down a wee bit.....this is a 'task/chore' that each and every one of us on here can do.....and millions of others too of course.  I know that doesn't seem like such a narrowing down, but it can eliminate your thoughts of things that only some on here can do....(such as using cloth diapers instead of disposable lol)....not an issue that I can do much about.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 24 07 11:20
use the garbage disposal
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 24 07 11:26
You mean, like a garburator?  Anyways.....nope.(http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/12.gif)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 24 07 11:33
burn their garbage
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 24 07 11:35
Nope.

  OK....thinking of new clue.  (you're all going to give your foreheads a 'coulda had a V8 slap' when you hear the answer)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 24 07 11:48
went vegetarian?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 24 07 12:00
A....no.  That's something I'm not going to be up for in this lifetime.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 24 07 02:00
don't use disposable utensils
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 24 07 03:11
 If every home in the United States did THIS, solid waste would be decreased by 1,600,000,000 tons each year



I suppose a clue is in order.  Yet on the other hand, the answers are sure a statement on how wasteful we are.  Can you even imagine if we stopped doing ALL these things?

  OK.....clue.  Umm......It's something we'd rather not do.  The wasteful way OR the non-wasteful way.[/DIV]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 24 07 03:13
litter?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 24 07 03:15
Nope....not littering.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jun 24 07 03:18
recycle paper?  
use the garberator?
decompose?
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 24 07 03:19
Nope, nope and nope.  Good guesses purelife.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 24 07 03:22
I'm stumped  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 24 07 03:28
I'm stumped for clues beyond those I've given.  I think if you review them and really pay attention to what they're saying, it'll hit you.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jun 24 07 03:31
hmmmm, if people stop writing cheques?  that'll save paper. am i hot or cold?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 24 07 03:45
You are hot AND hawt !!!!!

    1,600,000,000 tons each year.....that would be a LOT of cheques !
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 24 07 03:50
Bills.
paying bills
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jun 24 07 03:53
oops, I thought that cutting down cheques would save paper and we all know how much we consume paper.  

Uhm, no more guesses from me...
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 24 07 03:55
junk mail from credit card companies and people wanting you to buy something  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 24 07 03:59
If every home in the United States payed their bills online, solid waste would be decreased by 1,600,000,000 tons each year



I'll give it to you SD.....in spite of your 'partial answer', I think I know where you were going with it.



[FONT size=6]     [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/haushalt/h028.gif" border=0]YEAHHHHH  SD ![img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/haushalt/h028.gif" border=0][/FONT]

[FONT size=6][/FONT]

[FONT size=6][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/haushalt/d054.gif" border=0]CONGRATULATIONS !!!![img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/haushalt/d054.gif" border=0][/FONT]

                        [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/haushalt/d058.gif" border=0]   [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/haushalt/d062.gif" border=0]    [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/haushalt/d058.gif" border=0]   [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/haushalt/d062.gif" border=0]   [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/haushalt/d058.gif" border=0]

  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/feuer/a030.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/feuer/a170.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/feuer/a170.gif" border=0] [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/feuer/a030.gif" border=0]    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jun 24 07 04:01
Oh, I was close!  :)))  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 24 07 04:23
P.C. wrote:
If every home in the United States payed their bills online, solid waste would be decreased by 1,600,000,000 tons each year

      .....and put many postal workers out of work
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 24 07 04:23
 woot!
*does a little dance in front of the computer*

   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 24 07 04:24
 49er wrote:
[em]P.C. wrote:
[/em] [em]If every home in the United States payed their bills online, solid waste would be decreased by 1,600,000,000 tons each year[/em]
 
 
 
.....and put many postal workers out of work

tax folks more likely.
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 24 07 06:49
 .....and put many postal workers out of work

  Well, there's a downside to everything.  I'm sure it would be tough on all concerned, but they can get a new job.......we can't get a new planet.

  Personally I would prefer to see them make junkmail illegal.

  A 'community' website for posting flyers and sale offers etc is a perfect alternative.  I don't know about you, but for me, junk mail goes directly into the recycle bin.....I don't even read it.  It makes me cringe.  I would be more likely to look up weekly sales and events online than read the junkmail.

  I like that Sears catalogue is on disc. Firstly, it takes up way less space in my home and has got to be tons and tons cheaper and more ecologically friendly that 500 glossy pages of stuff that will be history in a single season.[/DIV]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 24 07 06:54
That is an excellent idea for most people, but many of the older generation don't have computers or even understand how to use one.  Using paper cheques is the only way for them to pay their bills.  I find it easiest to have automatic withdrawal for all my regular bills, and possibly write two cheques a year.  Oddly enough, Reader's Digest doesn't have a way to pay subscriptions online.  I actually had to send them a cheque.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 24 07 07:06
 That is an excellent idea for most people, but many of the older generation don't have computers or even understand how to use one.  Using paper cheques is the only way for them to pay their bills.  I find it easiest to have automatic withdrawal for all my regular bills, and possibly write two cheques a year.  Oddly enough, Reader's Digest doesn't have a way to pay subscriptions online.  I actually had to send them a cheque.

  That's a good point Kitten....and I'd considered that too.  I don't think that just writing a paper cheque is the issue.....it the printing the bills on paper, putting them in paper envelopes.....same process back, etc.  But even payments by phone would take care of a great deal of the issue.  

If they can program these blasted call centers to phone your home by computer to sell you everything under the sun, they can do the same thing that would notify that your hydro bill is ready.

  Even if it's not feasible for all, for those that are in a position to do so, it would obviously have a huge impact.[/DIV]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: 49er on Jun 24 07 07:06
P.C. wrote:
 .........A 'community' website for posting flyers and sale offers etc is a perfect alternative.  I don't know about you, but for me, junk mail goes directly into the recycle bin.....I don't even read it.  It makes me cringe.  I would be more likely to look up weekly sales and events online than read the junkmail. [/DIV][/DIV]
 Most junk mail goes directly into the recycle bin for me too.  Credit card and loan offers, I sent back in the prepaid postage envelopes that came with the offers.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 24 07 07:22
Bales of THIS will be fed to cows this coming winter in Russia.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 24 07 07:56
vodka  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 24 07 08:09
Corn
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jun 24 07 08:15
 Ooooo...I know the answer to that one..  finally, I actually know something. :)  hee hee..

I read something or someone told me about how feeding them with that would affect the milk...
Could I say the answer?

It's funny how my spam bot's word is:
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[/td][/tr][tr][td]ans[/td][td]r[/td][/tr][/tbody][/table][/td][td][input name="sauce_check" value="ddb7ea6be2cc00a9300073ea8f448198" type="hidden"][input name="sauce" size="10" type="text"][/td][/tr][/tbody][/table]
   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 24 07 08:21
Sure, if you know it, post it.  I have no idea what they feed them in Russia.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jun 24 07 08:30
marijuana.  

at least, I hope that this is the answer.  
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 24 07 08:34
cows being high. Now that's a new one. God help us if they get near tin foil.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: stretchedout on Jun 24 07 08:35
hemp - to THC
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: stretchedout on Jun 24 07 08:35
I meant to write "no" rather than "to"!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 24 07 08:42
WOW....that was a fast one.

  [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #c0ff80" size=6]    CONGRATULATIONS[/FONT]

[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #c0ff80" size=6]       MISS PURELIFE !!!![/FONT]

  Marijuana in exactly what I'm looking for.  No...wait.....let me rephrase that !

    [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #80ff00" size=7]Yeahhhhhh  PURELIFE ![/FONT]

[FONT size=7][/FONT]

[img style="WIDTH: 315px; HEIGHT: 440px" height=522 src="http://www.mentalfloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/Happy_Cow_Large.jpg" width=406]

   I hear they had to put up electric fences to keep the people out.

    [img height=244 alt="" src="http://neurostudents.stanford.edu/Images/billgrase.gif" width=293 border=0]  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 24 07 08:44
lol hysterical.
Ever worked with cattle before? Its 'interesting'
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 24 07 08:53
In a recent survey of ITALIAN women, THIS was found to be their favourite aphrodisiac.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 24 07 08:58
sweat
I vaguely remember hearing about this.
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jun 24 07 08:58
is it italian sausages?    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 24 07 09:03
purelife !!!!

   [img height=135 src="http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Shocked/1.gif" width=125 border=0]

  Yes....yes it is !!!  Salami, followed by a good piece of cheese.

  [img style="WIDTH: 336px; HEIGHT: 344px" height=456 src="http://www.hurn.com/lump/salami%20smile%20copy%20II.jpg" width=448]

  [FONT size=6]purelife, purelife, purelife......EVERYBODY......purelife, purelife........purelife[/FONT]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jun 24 07 09:05
 For real?  I was actually JOKING!!!!!  And wasn't even trying to answer that question.  ROFLMAO!  That's hilarious.  :))))

LOL, my  mind wuz in teh gutter. ;)
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 24 07 09:08
Well done missy.

  Next question, and then I'm off to bed.  (I'm running out of questions [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c025.gif" border=0] )

  One of THESE gets stolen every 90 seconds.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jun 24 07 09:09
no clue....

 I'm going to log off too, Ms PC.  Have a sweet night...sweet dreamz... :)


 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 24 07 09:09
 cars in america  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 24 07 09:09
good night to the both of you, I'm off to work.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 24 07 09:13
g'night miss purelife.....SD... [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/e064.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Jun 25 07 12:23
Cell phone

  Cash card

  Identity
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: stretchedout on Jun 25 07 08:24
I got one for free yesterday, thus made 25 cents!  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 25 07 08:49
Wow....they're a buck around here.  Are we talking the same thing?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: stretchedout on Jun 25 07 09:05
25 cents !  But I'd pay $1 for one if it had some power like this one:

  (http://media3.guzer.com/pictures/hot_rod_shopping_cart.jpg)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 25 07 10:42
[FONT color=#60bf00 size=6]WOO HOO!!!    [/FONT]

  [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #60bf00" size=5]     THAT'S IT ![/FONT]

  [FONT color=#60bf00 size=6]EXCELLENT JOB STRETCHEDOUT[/FONT]

  You've just won a beautful shopping cart sculpture !

  (http://log.antiflux.org/grant/2006-09-27_shopping_cart_bird.jpg)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 26 07 03:20
[FONT size=4]These[/FONT] are roasted and eaten like popcorn in South Africa.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 26 07 07:38
Cockroaches?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on Jun 26 07 07:48
Termites
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 26 07 07:52
[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00" size=6]           GORDY !!!!![/FONT]

  [FONT size=4]          You win, you win, you win ![/FONT]

  [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff7f00" size=6]           That is correct.[/FONT]

  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/s030.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/s030.gif" border=0]

  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/feuer/a140.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/feuer/a140.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/feuer/a140.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/feuer/a140.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/feuer/a140.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on Jun 26 07 08:00
THATS 3 IN A ROW . I'M DA CHAMP!!!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 26 07 08:06
Aaaa...yea sure Gordy....um....if you don't count the last 4. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on Jun 26 07 08:09
Wasn't my fault. Tried to get in but had to sit in the sin bin for 2 days.

  Was a pity as i knew the answers to those 4 questions as well!!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 26 07 08:11
sin bin.....lol

  I'm getting low on questions. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a093.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 26 07 08:21
THIS has feet that are 10 million times more sensitive than a human tongue.[/A]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: ramdom randy on Jun 26 07 09:22
If you shop at more than 1 store, to see where you can get the best bargain,
 - does that make you "Buy Curious?"
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on Jun 26 07 10:08
HOUSE FLIES
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. unplugged on Jun 27 07 08:37
Gordy!  Are you a good guesser...knowledgeable...or a good googler?

  [FONT size=5]                                That is correct!!![/FONT]

[FONT size=5][/FONT]

[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #80ff00" size=6]     GORDY HAS WON AGAIN !!!     [/FONT]

[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #80ff00" size=6][/FONT]

  (http://www.nevtron.si/borderline/flies.gif)    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 27 07 07:06
Alright....this is a bit of a shocker to ME.....but here goes

  The second best selling game of all time is _______
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 27 07 07:29
Trivial Pursuit
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 27 07 07:32
Good guess Kitten.  Not it though.  I know what I would have guessed.....and I would have been so wrong.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 27 07 07:34
Monopoly or Scrabble?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 27 07 07:36
THAT'S what I would have guessed.....either one.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 27 07 07:39
Snakes and Ladders?

Chinese Checkers?

Chess sets?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 27 07 07:50
Wow.....snakes and ladders.  One of my faves when I was a kid.  None of the above Kitten
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 27 07 07:55
Backgammon?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 27 07 08:10
Not that one Kitten.   I think this might be an old game, although I don't recall hearing about it as a  kid.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 27 07 08:15
That's where I miss out.  We didn't have games when I was a kid, so I don't know very many of them.    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 27 07 08:29
One old game is Parcheesi.  Is that it?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jun 27 07 08:37
ma jong?
playing cards?
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 27 07 08:43
Good guesses....not it though.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jun 27 07 08:46
 Mario nintendo games?
Pokeman?
or, that game where you have to take care of this little pet?...forgot the name...
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 27 07 08:47
Nope purelife.  It's not of the electronic game genre.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 27 07 08:48
there's this old coloured stones thingy game that we used to play. I forget what it was called now.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 27 07 08:51
Hmmm....not sure SD.   Boobytrap?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 27 07 08:53
no it was macala something  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 27 07 08:55
Sounds interesting SD....I don't think I've heard of it.  But that's not the one either.  (if you think of it, let me know.....I'm curious)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 27 07 08:58
I will I know where to find it, I'll go looking for it tomorrow.
Another childhood game I played was Mill but I doubt that's the answer.
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 27 07 08:59
Now you've got me REALLY curious.  I've not heard of that one either. (reports please....lol)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 27 07 09:13
  Sure I played Mill with my grandpa growing up. It was the game to play apparently in Hungary  when he was a kid.  Game is sort of extinct now.

lol I was searching for a description for Mill and I found the game I was talking about earlier. Mancala. lol

First Mill
(http://www.areyougame.com/images/items/SQ0005.jpg)
[font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"] This classic two-player game has been played for some 3000 years. Your goal is to strategically reduce your opponent down from nine marbles to only two. Constructed of solid oak and beautiful glass marbles, it's an attractive accent to any décor.

[a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Game_of_Mill"]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Game_of_Mill[/a]

Now Mancala
[/font][font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"](http://www.achildsdream.com/images/mancala_200.jpg)
The Ancient Game of Strategy from Africa. For thousands of years, Mancala's simple rules and challenging strategy have made it the world's most popular game. This solid wood set features three sets of rules, glass beads, and a storage box. The object is to collect the most beads in your large mancala bowls by sequentially dropping stones around the board.

[a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mancala"]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mancala[/a]


Grew up on those games. lol

[/font]Oh and they're GREAT coffee table games, P.C. ;))))
   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 28 07 05:09
Is it Yahtzee?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 28 07 06:16
I love Yahtzee !  Not it.

  SD....those games look wonderful.  The second one looks like little cups of runes....lol

Any game that you played with grandpa is a good game.  

  BUT....those aren't it either.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lazy Isis on Jun 28 07 07:36
Twister or Mousetrap?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 28 07 08:07
 The second best selling game of all time is _______



Chinese checkers?

  Crokinole?

   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 28 07 08:15
Oh o Domino?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 28 07 09:03
Nopes all round.

  MOUSETRAP !  My friend had that when I was a kid.....and I think I had Mousetrap envy.  And that commercial......those kids were having WAY too much fun.  Today those kinds of things still fascinate me.  Like that Honda commercial. (always makes me think of Mousetrap)

  [A href="http://www.steelcitysfinest.com/HondaAccordAd.htm"]http://www.steelcitysfinest.com/HondaAccordAd.htm[/A]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lazy Isis on Jun 28 07 09:25
 Uno?

Jax?

Janga?

skip-it (stupid plastic thing)

Lego?

Old Maid?

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 28 07 10:24
Marbles?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 28 07 10:30
OK.........DILEMMA !!!  STOP .....don't guess anymore.  Someone actually already has it

  BUT......

  ........the source that stated this little statistic, seems to have removed this particular claim.  So I have to find another source that substantiates it.

  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a090.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 28 07 10:35
 [A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxmk788YYCA" target=_blank][img height=54 alt=Nervous src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_6_200v.gif" width=52 border=0][/A] Oh, the agony of suspense!





[A href="http://smiley.smileycentral.com/download/index.jhtml?partner=ZSzeb096_ZNxmk788YYCA&amp;utm_id=7924" target=_blank][img]http://discoverseattle.net/source/spacer.gif?pc=ZSzeb096&amp;pp=ZNxmk788YYCA" border=0][/A]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: lazy Isis on Jun 28 07 12:09
OMG....I can't take it anymore....what's the answer????  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Isis on Jun 28 07 01:56
 *tapping foot impatiently*

  *sigh*

    Ok this is too funny not to include

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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 28 07 07:00
[FONT size=6]P.C. come back to this thread.[/FONT]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 28 07 07:21
[FONT size=5]Hahahahaaaa....SORRY !!!!![/FONT]

[FONT size=5][/FONT]

Well I've searched this until I'm blue in the face......no luck.  My guess is it was removed (rather untimely removal) because it was most likely an error. (I THOUGHT it sounded odd from the get-go)

  Anyways....whether it's true or not  ISIS got the answer that I was originally looking for.

  ....being Jenga

  [FONT size=6]       [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff7f00"]YEAHHHHHH ISIS [/FONT] [/FONT]

[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #40a0ff"] (but don't put money on this one with your friends.....chances are you may lose)[/FONT]

  (http://www.hasbro.com/jenga/images/jenga_home2.jpg)

  My Humblest apologies for my crappy research. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/liebe/g038.gif[/img]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 28 07 07:25
I never heard of that one.  Second best seller, eh!  Thanks for giving the answer even if there is no proof remaining.

  [FONT color=#800000]CONGRATULATIONS, ISIS!!![/FONT]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 28 07 07:29
[FONT face=Arial]THIS is quite possibly one of the world’s oldest known sports. The first recorded evidence of the basic equipment, was found[/FONT][FONT face=Arial] from around 5,000B.C.[/FONT]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 28 07 07:31
Soccer?

Cricket?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 28 07 07:34
Nope,sorry kitten
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 28 07 07:36
Tug of war?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 28 07 07:44
Excellent guess.  Minimal 'equipment' I'm thinking....but an excellent guess none the less.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 28 07 07:48
Hunting with a slingshot?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 28 07 07:59
Not a slingshot.  It's a game/sport that is still popular today.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 28 07 08:12
Ball games?

Wrestling?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 28 07 08:38
Neither.  Good guesses.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 28 07 08:50
skiing?

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Isis on Jun 28 07 08:58
bowling?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Isis on Jun 28 07 08:58
oh mud wrestling?  I know, far fetched
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 28 07 09:41
[FONT size=7]ISIS !!!!  [img height=128 src="http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Shocked/1.gif" width=136 border=0][/FONT]

[FONT size=7]You are the queen ![/FONT]

[FONT size=7][/FONT]

(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MCG/FR1157~Ten-Pin-Alley-Bowling-Center-Posters.jpg)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 28 07 09:50
you know golf was started by after winning a battle the scots would take the heads off the people they just killed and hit it around with a club. lol  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Isis on Jun 29 07 07:40
YEAH....I rock!!

  I was thinking....what item was one of the first things invented...and I thought to myself...the ball/wheel!  So then I thought, what would stuck up English peeps play (besides polo)...and I thought of lawn bowling and plain old bowling as well!!  Wow, I amaze myself sometimes...who needs google!!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 29 07 08:20
 YEAH....I rock!!



I was thinking....what item was one of the first things invented...and I thought to myself...the ball/wheel!  So then I thought, what would stuck up English peeps play (besides polo)...and I thought of lawn bowling and plain old bowling as well!!  Wow, I amaze myself sometimes...who needs google!!

  Well actually Miss Isis...you are correct about one thing for certain. You DO rock!  

  However the origin of bowling had nothing to do with the English.  The first recorded evidence of the basic equipment, was found in a pyramid from around 5,000 BC. It consisted of a ball and a set of marble bars that appeared to be the accompanying pins.

  In more modern times, or around 1200 AD, bowling then became popular in England.

 

Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Isis on Jun 29 07 08:40
Well...haven't I been told (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/10.gif)

  At least my thought patterns took me in the right direction...darn Egyptians...thinking of everything...darn English, stealing everything!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Isis on Jun 29 07 08:42
Well...let's have the next question....since I'm on a roll! (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/2.gif)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 29 07 08:56
Well...haven't I been told

  Awwww....[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/liebe/d038.gif" border=0]  not been told.  Just sharing some info (that I didn't know anything about either)

  THIS 'recipe' was invented by an 11 year old boy.  It is something we all still enjoy today.....over 100 years since it's beginning.

    [FONT face=Arial][/FONT]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Isis on Jun 29 07 09:03
I know you were just sharing info....alls good     (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/12.gif)

  rice crispy squares?

Mud pie?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 29 07 10:17
Great answers!  (great treats)...not the ones.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 29 07 10:21
Popsicles?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Jun 29 07 10:24
I thought that as well, did you Google it too, Kitten?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 29 07 10:26
No, Googling these questions feels like cheating.

  What about Slushies?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 29 07 10:27
How about a S'more?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 29 07 10:28
[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff40" size=7]        KITTEN !!!!!      [/FONT]

  [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff9f40"]        You win .......well......a kitten with a popsicle !       [/FONT]

  [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff40ff" size=4]YOU HAVE ANSWERED THE QUESTION CORRECTLY.[/FONT]

[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff40ff" size=4][/FONT]

    [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/a040.gif[/img][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/a040.gif[/img][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/a040.gif[/img][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/a040.gif[/img][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/a040.gif[/img][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/a040.gif[/img][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/a040.gif[/img][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/a040.gif[/img][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/a040.gif[/img][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/a040.gif[/img][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/a040.gif[/img]

[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff40ff" size=4][/FONT]

(http://www.dehmlow.com/archives/charlieandersonposicle.JPG)  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 29 07 10:32
You have captured the look on my face perfectly.  Thank you!  *bowing head in modesty*
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 29 07 10:37
kitten wrote:
You have captured the look on my face perfectly.  Thank you!  *bowing head in modesty*



And if we walked in on you in the bath, would you look like this?

    [img id=img style="BORDER-RIGHT: black 1px solid; BORDER-TOP: black 1px solid; BORDER-LEFT: black 1px solid; BORDER-BOTTOM: black 1px solid" alt="TinyPic image" src="http://i19.tinypic.com/61nuhxk.jpg" border=0]


 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Jun 29 07 10:37
ROFL!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 29 07 10:38
Probably even worse than that!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 29 07 10:39
Awwww....the poor wee thing.  He looks terrified. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c020.gif" border=0]  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 29 07 10:41
[A onclick="jvascript:fullSize('4kjlut4', '602', '452'); return false;" href="jvascript:void(0);"][img class=imgsize id=img style="BORDER-RIGHT: black 1px solid; BORDER-TOP: black 1px solid; BORDER-LEFT: black 1px solid; BORDER-BOTTOM: black 1px solid" alt="TinyPic image" src="http://i13.tinypic.com/4kjlut4.jpg" border=0][/A].
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 29 07 10:42
Aha!  Now you have it, Schadenfreude!  Definitely me.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 29 07 11:20
I will make sure I knock before barging in.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 29 07 07:58
Only about a third of all adults believe THIS quality is as important as it once was.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 29 07 08:02
Courteous behaviour?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 29 07 08:08
saying thank you
saying please
eating with your mouth open
farting in public.
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 29 07 08:13
Opening doors for women.

    I'm off to bed now.  Chat in the morning.  Good night, everybody.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 29 07 08:15
 Only about a third of all adults believe THIS quality is as important as it once was.


  No correct answers yet.

    (Goodnight Kitten....sweet dreams)[/DIV]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on Jun 29 07 09:32
Fidelity
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 29 07 09:57
Great answer Gordy.  Not it though.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 29 07 10:01
*hey Gordy...hubby just brought home some Australian Traditional Licorice. I've never had this brand before, and I'm always seeking out THE best licorice. (Capricorn brand ?....actually I just noticed it's spelled Liquorice on the bag)  He's come home with some pretty good ones that I swore couldn't get any better.....BUT THIS IS WITHOUT A DOUBT THE ABSOLUTE BEST EVER.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on Jun 29 07 10:55
Glad you like it. We know we are the best at all things.

Nice of you to think of me when your sucking on licorice!!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Jun 30 07 09:56
Marriage
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 30 07 10:00
Privacy
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Jun 30 07 10:00
Personal hygiene
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 30 07 10:02
Virginity
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 30 07 10:03
No correct answers yet.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Jun 30 07 10:03
Sex  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 30 07 10:04
Not right now, thank you
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Jun 30 07 10:05
OK, I understand, we'll save it for later
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 30 07 10:07
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c032.gif" border=0].
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 30 07 10:07
Good looks

Sex appeal    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 30 07 10:09
Only about a third of all adults believe THIS quality is as important as it once was.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Jun 30 07 10:11
Honesty
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 30 07 10:12
Past history of mate
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Jun 30 07 10:13
Politeness
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 30 07 10:14
Income

Having children
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 30 07 10:17
Nopes
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Jun 30 07 10:18
Social Status
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 30 07 10:21
Race

Religion
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 30 07 10:22
It has nothing to do with character.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 30 07 10:33
Home ownership
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Jun 30 07 10:34
Religious affiliation
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 30 07 10:37
Remaining in the place you were born.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Jun 30 07 10:38
Having a job
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Gopher on Jun 30 07 10:38
Voting
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: purelife on Jun 30 07 11:57
making mistakes in life?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 30 07 12:06
 Only about a third of all adults believe THIS quality is as important as it once was.



I'm failing in the clue catagory.  It's not a personal characteristic or behaviour.....and has nothing to do with the 'decay of morality'. (for lack of a better way of putting it)[/DIV]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 30 07 01:26
water?
air?
parks
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 30 07 01:29
Staying at the same workplace for your entire career.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 30 07 02:12
You all are coming up with some great answers.  It's really a much simpler issue.  I think it's also something we see evry day.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 30 07 02:14
Quality craftsmanship
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 30 07 02:21
Good one.  How true.  You are ever so slightly on the right track.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 30 07 02:25
Things hand-crafted instead of machine-made?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 30 07 02:31
Not it Miss Kitten.

  (If you think guessing the answer is hard, you ought to try coming up with the clues.  I'm thinking, I'm thinking.  (where's that 49er when you need him)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 30 07 02:33
Actually, I can't imagine how much brain work you must put into it.  It's far from easy to get that fine line between keeping it a mystery and giving away the game.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 30 07 02:35
Be back later.....back to the roof, where I will contemplate a clue.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 30 07 02:37
Wonderful, O Great Thinker!!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 30 07 04:26
food?

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 30 07 04:29
Well I thinked and I thunked and I came up with nuthing.

  [img style="WIDTH: 286px; HEIGHT: 375px" height=418 alt="the thinker by Auguste Rodin" src="http://www.laits.utexas.edu/hebrew/personal/toolbox/acm/statues/thinker.gif" width=300 border=1]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 30 07 04:37
schooling  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 30 07 04:40
You're getting quite warm SD.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 30 07 04:42
college
high school
more people are dropping out.
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 30 07 04:48
nope, nope, nope
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 30 07 05:01
Proper spelling?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 30 07 05:19
[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff0000" size=5]KITTEN....U R WRITE !!!!!![/FONT]

  [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00" size=4]THATS IT  !!!!!.[/FONT]

   [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #40a0ff"] [FONT size=6]IT APPERRANTLY [/FONT][/FONT]

[FONT size=6]DUZZNT MATTER ANYMORE.[/FONT]

[FONT size=6][/FONT]

[FONT size=6](http://webpages.charter.net/micah/moron.jpg)[/FONT]

[FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=6]A            B            C[/FONT]

YEAH KITTEN  !!!!!  Good job !
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 30 07 05:24
  [A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxmk788YYCA" target=_blank](http://[/A] Thanks go to SD for pointing me in the right direction. [img]http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Teasing/5.gif)   Once I saw the direction it was taking, my pet peeve popped up right away.


[A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxmk788YYCA" target=_blank][img height=30 alt="Wakka Wakka" src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_1_20.gif" width=41 border=0][/A]


[A href="http://smiley.smileycentral.com/download/index.jhtml?partner=ZSzeb095_ZNxmk788YYCA&amp;utm_id=7923" target=_blank][img]http://discoverseattle.net/source/spacer.gif?pc=ZSzeb095&amp;pp=ZNxmk788YYCA" border=0][/A]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 30 07 05:24
 lol the saint louis cardinals t-shirt.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 30 07 05:34
My 'clues' were subtle.  Spelling every....evry and nothing...nuthing.  

  Bad spelling annoys me.....which isn't to say that I don't ummm....misplace a few vowels here and there myself.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 30 07 05:37
I've always considered you to have impeccable prose, P.C.  I think the light bulb over my head was burnt out since I didn't see those deliberate errors.  I thought you were simply having a spelling malfunction.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 30 07 05:58
Why thank you Miss Kitten.  I tri.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 30 07 06:18
And suceed very wel.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 30 07 07:18
When times get tough, a recent poll said THIS was the first the go.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 30 07 07:20
The husband?(http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Teasing/14.gif)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on Jun 30 07 07:24
cable tv

the dog

the cat

second car

life insurance

visits with a prossy
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 30 07 07:24
THAT'S IT...Yeah Ki..........oh wait.

  That's not it.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jun 30 07 07:27
Eating at restaurants/cafes
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jun 30 07 07:29
[FONT size=7]GORDY [/FONT]!!!!  [img height=87 src="http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Shocked/1.gif" width=102 border=0]

  Cable TV is the correct answer !

  [img height=227 alt="" src="http://www.hospitalitynetwork.ca/images/Image/rc%20for%20web.jpg" width=170 align=left]

                          [FONT size=6]GOOD JOB !!!!![/FONT]  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on Jun 30 07 07:30
I'M DA CHAMP    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jul 09 07 06:49
Growing THIS in the dark makes it taste sweeter.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: stretchedout on Jul 09 07 06:55
P.C. wrote:
 Growing THIS in the dark makes it taste sweeter.

Veal

 

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jul 09 07 06:56
Awwww.....*plugging ears*

  Sorry stretchedout....not it.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jul 09 07 07:01
peaches  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jul 09 07 07:05
Mmmmm peaches.  Nope
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Orik on Jul 09 07 07:24
Mushrooms

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jul 09 07 07:27
Good guess Orik....not it though.

  BTW.....what a lovely avatar you have there.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]     It's purdy.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c015.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jul 09 07 07:31
I'd say rice but its not 'sweet'

tomatoes
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Orik on Jul 09 07 07:39
 [a href="http://wwwthemesbylacatscom.ezthemes.com/pcenhance/ss/spotlight.phtml?Thomas%20Kinkade+50"]it is gorgeous. it is almost like heaven[/a]
[a href="amost%20heaven"][/a]
grown in the dark to make it tase sweeter... thinks could that include brewing ?


   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jul 09 07 07:41
Not tomatoes or nothing brewed.....although I'm sure that would be sweet.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jul 09 07 07:46
 potatoes  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jul 09 07 07:52
No taters SD.  I think they already grow in the dark.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jul 09 07 07:55
Is it a veggie or fruit?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jul 09 07 07:57
It's too early to tell......(http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/4.gif)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jul 09 07 08:01
  (http:///forums/richedit/smileys/Teasing/13.gif) darn!    
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jul 09 07 08:05
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/frech/h030.gif" border=0]      
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jul 09 07 08:08
(http:///forums/richedit/smileys/Teasing/1.gif) hehehe  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jul 09 07 08:16
beats  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Orik on Jul 09 07 08:16
 cheese...

but thats not grown is it...


   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jul 09 07 08:19
Not beats SD....nor beets either.

  No cheese Orik.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jul 09 07 08:33
that green weed people smoke  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jul 13 07 05:39
A-a-a-aHEM.  I'm deeply saddened to see this dangling unanswered question. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a096.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jul 13 07 07:26
cheese. wait you can't grow cheese.

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jul 13 07 07:47
Not to mention 'cheese' didn't fly 3 posts ago. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jul 13 07 07:48
sugar.

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jul 13 07 07:53
Good thought.  Not it though.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jul 13 07 07:54
Where's 49er these days?  Hmmm
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jul 13 07 07:55
salt.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jul 13 07 08:05
Salt?  

  No...not salt.  It is definitely something you grow.  Can't say for sure if it's a fruit or a veggie.....because I don't really know.  Now THERE'S a big clue.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jul 13 07 08:07
hmmm
asparagus?
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jul 13 07 08:10
OOOOOOooooo....EXCELLENT guess.  Not it.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jul 14 07 04:35
Grapes?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jul 14 07 10:19
  [A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxmk788YYCA" target=_blank][img height=97 alt="Fingers Crossed" src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_33_15.gif" width=88 border=0][/A] Tomatoes





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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: stretchedout on Jul 14 07 10:36
a visual answer:

  [img height=285 alt="Beautiful Chicory Flower" src="http://www.mountainvalleygrowers.com/images/cicintybuschicoryflower.jpg" width=300 border=0]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jul 14 07 03:19
Not tomatoes nor grapes.  

  I don't know if that is a corn flower....or a chickery flower ?  Either way it is neither.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jul 14 07 05:40
Could it be garlic?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jul 14 07 05:44
paprika  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jul 14 07 05:53
Not garlic or paprika.  OK....clue time.

  It is....ummm.....I didn't think this would grow in the dark.  Lousy clue.  Ummmm...I'm thinking.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jul 14 07 05:55
Corn???
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jul 14 07 06:01
No corn Kitten.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jul 14 07 06:03
Peas or beans?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jul 14 07 07:30
  [A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxmk788YYCA" target=_blank][img height=49 alt=Thinking src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_12_12.gif" width=47 border=0][/A] Sugar cane?





[A href="http://smiley.smileycentral.com/download/index.jhtml?partner=ZSzeb113_ZNxmk788YYCA&amp;utm_id=7921" target=_blank][img]http://discoverseattle.net/source/spacer.gif?pc=ZSzeb113&amp;pp=ZNxmk788YYCA" border=0][/A]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jul 14 07 07:30
peppers  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on Jul 14 07 08:53
cheese   blue vein!!!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jul 14 07 08:54
Good guesses everyone.....nothing even warmish yet.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: stretchedout on Jul 15 07 03:26
I answered the question:

  [A href="http://www.mountainvalleygrowers.com/cicintybus.htm"]http://www.mountainvalleygrowers.com/cicintybus.htm[/A]

  [FONT size=2]The genus of Cichorium contains two important species: intybus and endiva. C.endiva is responsible for the salad greens we know as Endive and Escarole, of which there are many varieties of each on the market today. The C. endivas are gourmet vegetables that are cropped much like a lettuce, using only the above ground leaves. [FONT color=#ff0000]Sometimes these leaves are grown in the dark or blanched to make them sweeter.[/FONT] [/FONT]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jul 15 07 05:10
That too may be correct....but not the answer I'm looking for.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jul 15 07 05:12
I'm stumped.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jul 15 07 05:19
I tell ya.....clues are the hardest !  The name of this fruit/veggie is also used as a term in baseball.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jul 15 07 08:37
I know very little about baseball, but when I looked up baseball terms the only plant I could find was the Pitcher plant, but that's a carnivorous plant.  I doubt that it's the one you are looking for!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jul 15 07 08:55
OK....bad clue.

  How bout this one.  It's not something you normally enjoy eating without some kind of 'enhancement'.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jul 15 07 08:56
pickle.
I win.
woot

 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jul 15 07 08:59
I thought maybe cucumber, but I eat them "as is",  so I'm still baffled.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jul 15 07 09:00
I got it on the baseball clue.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jul 15 07 09:05
Is it runner beans?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jul 15 07 09:05
No pickle.....not the one.....sorrrrryyyyy SD.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jul 15 07 09:08
what? noooo

then the other one is Pepper.
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jul 15 07 09:10
No pepper.

  *when Google goes bad*   Hhahahahhahahaaaaa
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jul 15 07 09:17
didn't use google. i just remember pickle and pepper as games.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jul 16 07 08:07
I am totally stymied on this one, P.C.  Have you any more clues?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jul 16 07 08:17
i don't think we'll get this one  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jul 16 07 08:23
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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jul 16 07 08:32
Awwww.....OK.  This would normally pucker you up.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jul 16 07 08:33
LEMONS!!!!!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jul 16 07 08:35
Oh Jeebus....my mouth is watering just thinking of it.

  Not lemons.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jul 16 07 08:36
Grapefruit???
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jul 16 07 08:36
 lime
jalopenas

   
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jul 16 07 08:37
You're thinking along the right track Kitten.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jul 16 07 08:39
Surely not oranges???
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jul 16 07 08:43
Not oranges.  This is an early spring fruit/veggie.....and almost always needs to be sweetened.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jul 16 07 08:51
Rhubarb?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jul 16 07 08:55
[FONT color=#bf005f size=7][FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #a0ff40"][FONT color=#ff007f]YEAAAAAAAYYYYY KITTEN !!!![/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT]

  That was tougher than I thought it would be.

  [img title=" rhubarb rhubarb " height=338 alt=" rhubarb rhubarb " src="http://www.mooseyscountrygarden.com/apple-tree-garden/rhubarb-leaf.jpg" width=500]
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jul 16 07 08:59
It was really hard.  I just don't think of rhubarb as either a fruit or a veggie...it just is, if you get what I mean.  But anyway, I'm glad that is solved and we can go on to better and brighter tortures in this thread!

  *whew!*

  Thank you, P.C., for providing us a real stinker of a puzzle!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jul 16 07 09:02
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Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jul 16 07 09:05
holy moly we finally cracked the mystery. okay back to reading.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jul 16 07 09:06
Thank you.  Thank you very much!
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: stretchedout on Jul 17 07 07:58
P.C. wrote:
 That too may be correct....but not the answer I'm looking for.

    -----------------------------

  That's bogus.  I came up with something according to your requirements.  Maybe next time, try to suggest something which is unique for the properties you ask for.
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jul 18 07 06:45
  There has never been any confusion as to whether Endive and Escarole were fruits.

  Maybe next time you'll notice that some of the 'unique properties' are spelled out in clues.  Perhaps you missed them.  If you hadn't....you would have realized that your answer would be only partially right......where as THE answer meets ALL the requirements.

  I'm thinking you could stand a little grow time in the dark too. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/c020.gif" border=0]      
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: stretchedout on Jul 18 07 04:41
Hey P.C., this was the question:

   [TABLE width="100%" border=0] [TBODY] [TR] [TD vAlign=center align=left][A href="http://discoverseattle.net/forums/index.php?PHPSESSID=2841ffaa8d9388cccf2e53edb20dfb8b&/topic,3324.msg97690.html#msg97690"][FONT color=#000000]Re: Impossible Questions[/FONT][/A]  [DIV class=smalltext]« Reply #2704 on: Jul 09 07 07:49 »[/DIV][/TD] [TD style="FONT-SIZE: smaller" vAlign=bottom noWrap align=right height=20][A onclick="if (!currentSwap) doQuote(97690); else window.location.XXXX = this.href; return false;" href="http://discoverseattle.net/forums/index.php?PHPSESSID=2841ffaa8d9388cccf2e53edb20dfb8b&action=post;quote=97690;topic=3324.2700;num_replies=2781;sesc=e8ad65850a6d2572a3ce64481dd9ab54"][FONT color=#000000]Reply with quote[/FONT][/A] [/TD][/TR][/TBODY][/TABLE] [HR class=hrcolor width="100%" SIZE=1]  [DIV style="OVERFLOW: auto; WIDTH: 100%"] Growing THIS in the dark makes it taste sweeter.[/DIV]

Any questions!

Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jul 18 07 05:53
Hey stretchedout.....here are the clues.

  It is definitely something you grow.  Can't say for sure if it's a fruit or a veggie.....because I don't really know.  Now THERE'S a big clue.



[FONT color=#0000ff]There is no mystery whether endive is a fruit or veiggie.[/FONT]



The name of this fruit/veggie is also used as a term in baseball.



[FONT color=#0000ff]There is no endive term used in baseball.[/FONT]



This would normally pucker you up.



[FONT color=#0000ff]Endive does not make one pucker up.[/FONT]



This is an early spring fruit/veggie.....and almost always needs to be sweetened.



[FONT color=#0000ff]You don't generally sweeten endive.[/FONT]



Oh Jeebus....my mouth is watering just thinking of it.



[FONT color=#0000ff]Endive does not make ones mouth water.[/FONT]

  Any questions ?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jul 18 07 06:02
Let's also not forget that I didn't say your answer was incorrect.....I just said it was not the answer I was looking for.

  But I didn't mind doing the 'Clue Review'....it was a good opportunity to point out that there are clues throughout.....if you're interested.      
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jul 19 07 04:29
You do THIS  best when you are 10 years old.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jul 19 07 06:26
Learn?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jul 19 07 06:32
are nicest to their parents  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jul 19 07 06:39
P.C. wrote:
 You do THIS  best when you are 10 years old.



Stretchmarks should ace this one. Throw tantrums?  
 
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jul 19 07 06:44
Hahahaaa...none of the above.

  *welcome back Schad !
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jul 19 07 07:00
Interact socially?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jul 19 07 08:00
You do THIS  best when you are 10 years old.



^^^This is the question as I copied it.....but I'm going to change the wording a wee bit, as it makes more sense. (to me)



THIS is best when you are 10 years old.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jul 19 07 08:15
life  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jul 19 07 08:20
lol.....too true.

  Not it though
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jul 19 07 08:28
lung capacity. Every 10 years our lungs shrink a bit due to shallow breathing.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jul 19 07 09:18
Interesting.  I didn't know this.  But....not the answer I'm looking for.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Sportsdude on Jul 19 07 09:22
yeah I looked up black lung disease an hour ago after grandma gave the i have no lungs left talk.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jul 20 07 09:32
Learn a second language?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jul 20 07 09:45
Good guess Schad.  Not it.
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: Lazy Isis on Jul 20 07 09:51
tonsil removal?  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jul 20 07 09:56
Hi Isis [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/c025.gif" border=0]

  Not tonsil removal.  
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jul 20 07 09:58
Hearing or eyesight?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jul 20 07 10:01
OHHHH  Kitten......YOU are SO hot.

  (your answer is really close too)
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: kitten on Jul 20 07 10:04
Sense of smell?
Title: Re: Impossible Questions
Post by: P.C. on Jul 20