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#31
My step-sister tried to seduce me once.  Does that count?  
#32
The ping pong paddle would be a nice addtion to a frat house or anywhere else you'd fiund people playing beer-pong
#33
Duuuuuude, I was totally going to post this but then....  Hey, where did i put my Doritos?  
#34
If this article had any basis in reality, I'd be triggering the Axe effect after every cardio session at the gym.

  Article = FALSE!!!!
#35
Why are you shocked purelife?  Feeling guilty?      
#36
I'm pretty sure that means you need to stop touching yourself at night
#37
purelife wrote:
 WOOHOO, our company is implementing a 10-minute onsite massage.  Our department is having it some time in March/April!  I can't wait to get a massage.  I hope that this happens daily.  (probably not)[/DIV]
   Does it come with a happy ending?
#38
babies... its the other white meat
#39
OMFG!!! U guyz R teh sux0r

  I M 1337 [A href="mailto:h@x0r"]h@x0r[/A]

  All your base are belong to me  
#40
I was hoping you'd say Amish so I could get all high and mighty and shame you for using a computer
#41
Pictures of what?  Thats 10 feet of snow.  Your pics would pretty much be all white.  
#42
Sportsdude wrote:
My hair and beard is really long.  

 

 Are you some kinda pot smoking hippie , a neckbeard havin Star Trek nerd, amish, or a biker?

 
 

   
#43
I always say, sure, got change for a hundred?  no?  Oh sorry, I have nothing smaller.
#44
Sure, sounds hot... and sticky.  

If you lick it off of me, you might even get drunk enough to do more naughty things.  I'll overlook the big goofy glasses, just because its you.


Here's a recent pic of me.  Come and get it baby

#45
purelife wrote:
<DIV>Well Raver.  I'm the one with big goofy glasses and the leather whip.  Now, turn around my dearest for some one-on-one. </DIV>


Hmmm glasses, eh?  Not into that kind of kinky stuff.  I'm going to have to bail.  Thats just to weird for me