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Messages - tenkani

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I knew you weren't straight.

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If I was a girl I wouldn't touch superman's pole with a 10 foot pole.

Did you see that episode of the Superman TV show where he tried to pet a kitten, sneezed and crushed it flat as a pizza??

I don't want to be within a city block of him when he makes the O face    :(    

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Discover Seattle! / Re: So... Whats for lunch?
« on: Jul 05 07 02:56 »
He's wearing a beard now?

How very hollywood of him    :|

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Discover Seattle! / Re: So... Whats for lunch?
« on: Jul 05 07 02:53 »
Is that what he calls Bert's ****?

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*hissing*

*slinking away*

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[FONT face="Arial Narrow" color=#ff0000 size=7]YOGA FIRE!!!!111eleven[/FONT]  

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Discover Seattle! / Re: So... Whats for lunch?
« on: Jul 05 07 02:48 »
"Sidekick".

Is that the P.C. term nowadays?  

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Wait...how did she manage to smite us both???

I sense the meddling hands of the gods in this conflict.

Damn you Loki!!! For how long will you dog my steps!?!?!    >:(  

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Say more SD!!!!

If we divide her chi she is doomed!!!!

[FONT face="Arial Narrow" color=#ff0000 size=7]Shoryuken!![/FONT]  

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Discover Seattle! / Re: So... Whats for lunch?
« on: Jul 05 07 02:32 »
I see your lips flapping but I don't feel anything.

What??

 What??

 What??

 What??

 What??

 What??

 What??

 What??

That's what I thought...     [/DIV][/DIV][/DIV][/DIV][/DIV][/DIV][/DIV]

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It's just as well.

My smite is re-loading.

[FONT color=#800000]But mark my words, your bottom will wish it had never been born!! [/FONT]      

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Discover Seattle! / Re: My Trip To Cambodia
« on: Jul 05 07 02:02 »
 The back seat is for balling girls.

  I lolled so hard I nearly rolfed.[/DIV]

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You've earned this smiting, missy.

So I don't want to see a single tear, is that understood??  

Now bend over my knee    >:(

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Discover Seattle! / Re: So... Whats for lunch?
« on: Jul 05 07 01:56 »
Nice!!!

Ok, I'm going to find a paperclip.

When you hear from me next I'll be a rich man!!

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Hrumph!!

Just remember in the end, when cities lie ruined and the human race itself is on the verge of extinction...

you struck the first blow    

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