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General Category => Discover Seattle! => Topic started by: TehBorken on Oct 16 06 05:47

Title: Lol, robot attack
Post by: TehBorken on Oct 16 06 05:47
Remember those a**hole FAX-spammers that kept sending their worthless crap to my FAX machine?

Welll....my son has this electronic ray gun toy that makes a variety of really annoying space shooting noises. And it's loud.

Guess where I'm going with this, lol.  (//forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/14.gif)

We called the [span style="text-decoration: line-through;"]f*cking FAX-spammers[/span] nice folks at "CSI Insurance" and when they answered we fired the gun right into the phone while screaming "[span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 255); background-color: rgb(128, 255, 0);"]Ahhh! ROBOTS ARE ATTACKING US!!!" AHHH!! HELP US!!![/span]" at the top of our lungs. My son loved it, lol.

It turns out they don't cover "robot attacks". (We called several times and did this just to make sure.) I ask you- what kind of a crap-ass "insurance company" doesn't cover robot attacks?

I think we'll call them again a few more times just to make sure that they really, truly don't cover robot attacks.

NOTE: Don't try this at home, kids. Unless like, you're like, bored or something. Then it would be okay.

Tomorrow I think we'll call and see if they know how to get blood stains out of carpet. Really big blood stains.
Title: Re: Lol, robot attack
Post by: kingy on Oct 16 06 08:52
umm...caller id???
Title: Re: Lol, robot attack
Post by: TehBorken on Oct 16 06 09:51
 kingy wrote:
umm...caller id???

They can run caller ID all they want- they're in [a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyprus"]Cypress[/a], so I don't think it's going to be an issue. (//forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/14.gif)