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General Category => Discover Seattle! => Topic started by: TehBorken on Mar 23 15 10:55

Title: Everything Ted Cruz wants you to imagine
Post by: TehBorken on Mar 23 15 10:55
At his announcement that he's running for president (surprise!), here are the 35 things Ted Cruz asked the crowd to “imagine:”

Now imagine Ted Cruz shutting his mouth, because the only way Ted Cruz will ever see the inside of the White House is if he takes the tour. He is utterly unelectable by any stretch of the imagination. There just aren't enough right-wing whackos in the country to elect him, even if you emptied out all the mental institutions and bussed them directly to the polls.