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Well that was awkward ;D
Great going!
.... and then?
*sigh*
Well anyway
"Damn, I thought it was unloaded."
:D
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"Don't worry, the doctor said it was just a rash."
Thats never happened before
NO, there's no such thing as a pussy fart.
"Oh, that's your daughter?"
Found this elsewhere:
Two hours into my first day of work as a Wal-Mart greeter, an ugly woman came in with her two kids. Hearing her swear at them, I said, 'Good morning, welcome to
Wal-Mart. Nice kids, are they twins?' The mom answered, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why would you think they're twins? Are you blind or stupid?' I replied, 'I'm not blind or stupid. I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.' My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work! "
Thanks for holding my beer. Sorry about that by the way.
Are you sure it was the dog?
"The bleeding usually stops after a little while."
It's not THAT big a deal. You have two of them.
It really did look like an oyster.