Starting soon you may, from time to time, see a pig with wings flying around the forum. It's a "Karma Piggy", and clicking on it will give you *FREE* karma. If you ignore it, it'll go away after it flies around the screen for a little bit. No strings attached, no obligation, and you don't have to order before midnight tonight. Just keep an eye out for the Karma Piggy.
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Michel wrote:
Yes got it ! 3 karma points lol.
[span style="font-weight: bold; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"]WINNER WINNER WINNER! lol[/span]
It's something I wrote just for fun and I hope people enjoy it. (//forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/12.gif)
Michel wrote:
Can you had some laser beams coming out through his eyes just like the Pink Floyd one so that we can aim at Amber and shut her mouth ? lol
That'll be available in ver. 2.0. (//forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/12.gif)
Sometimes it's awfully quick, sometimes it's a slowpoke. Sometimes it hangs around for a bit, other times it's here and gone in a flash. Ya gotta be on yer toes to catch the Karma Piggy, lol.
I noticed the flying piggy before I saw this thread. They arent all 3 points.. the last one was 2
Russ wrote:
I noticed the flying piggy before I saw this thread. They arent all 3 points.. the last one was 2
The karma ranges from 1 to 4 right now. Who knows, maybe there'll be some occasional whoppers in there from time to time.... (//forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/2.gif)
Russ wrote:[BR style="FONT-STYLE: italic"] [SPAN style="FONT-STYLE: italic"]I noticed the flying piggy before I saw this thread. They arent all 3 points.. the last one was 2[/SPAN]
TehBorken wrote:
The karma ranges from 1 to 4 right now. Who knows, maybe there'll be some occasional whoppers in there from time to time.... (//forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/2.gif)
Pretty cool TB.. you wanna spice it up a bit? Make is so sometimes.. it TAKES AWAY Karma.. will make ya think twice about always clicking on it. Now THAT would keep me laughing
shush russ don't go giving tehbork more ideas or more work...
but u know i was kinda thinking the same thing a karma pig might be dangerous if it swung both ways and it definitely would make u think 2 times about clicking it...
karma piggy 2 plus blessings for a great idea
5 smites cause it will cause more inadvertent click through on ur advertisers annoying to us profitable to tehbork im sure...
i cry conspiracy theory to earn tehbork more money is the true reason behind teh karma piggys creation... it's Christmas let us all click on 2 to 5 advertisers every time we come to this forum till the new year...so the newlyweds can get some more house goodies
Orik wrote:
shush russ don't go giving tehbork more ideas or more work...
but u know i was kinda thinking the same thing a karma pig might be dangerous if it swung both ways and it definitely would make u think 2 times about clicking it...
Lol, I thought about this. I may add an "Evil Karma Piggy" that would be bright red and have horns or something, but not for a while.
karma piggy 2 plus blessings for a great idea
I'm glad you like it. I had fun coding it and I plan to whomp it up a little more as time goes by.
it's Christmas let us all click on 2 to 5 advertisers every time we come to this forum till the new year...so the newlyweds can get some more house goodies
No, please don't do that.
The karma piggy is SO CUTE!!! I love it. :)) Brilliant idea, Teh Borken.
purelife wrote:
The karma piggy is SO CUTE!!! I love it. :))
Lol, he is kinda cute, isn't he? (//forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/12.gif)
[img style="width: 70px; height: 74px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 0);" src="/forums/pig_r.gif[/img]
I locked this one in a yellow prison (clicking
on him won't do anything, he's just for show).
Brilliant idea, Teh Borken.
Awww, thank you!
Just caught one!
I keep missing the pig and ending up in some weird site from the advertising on the sides. LOL
That keeps happening to me as well - like when I was in the middle of typing this.
Michel wrote:
I clicked just in case... hehehe [img style="width: 56px; height: 64px;" src="http://www.pushupstairs.com/images/emoticon/holiday/santahat.gif"]
LMAO... i clicked it too [img style="width: 92px; height: 88px;" src="http://www.pushupstairs.com/images/emoticon/misc/lol.gif"]
[img style="width: 60px; height: 60px;" src="http://www.pushupstairs.com/images/emoticon/holiday/menorah.gif"]
ROTL. Good one, TB.... however, in the spirit of Christmas, how about having one with Santa and his reindeers? I double dog dare ya.
Lise wrote:
ROTL. Good one, TB.... however, in the spirit of Christmas, how about having one with Santa and his reindeers? I double dog dare ya.
Okay, but only for a couple days.
ROTFL. You're the best, TB!!! (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/12.gif)
(http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u83/jst8761/ty/ty0105.gif)
nice one lise nice job tehbork... but the Santa and his reindeer LOL cute and funny... one minor problem, and that is it just feels so wrong to see santa going backwards, it is almost as bad as if one is watching him travel upside down... make me dizzy... almost sea sick even. looks like some really bad tripped out moonwalk or something... just my 2 cents.
Orik wrote:
one minor problem, and that is it just feels so wrong to see santa going backwards, it is almost as bad as if one is watching him travel upside down
Lol Orik, I swear, you wouldn't be happy if you were crucified with golden nails.
Actually I tried for an hour or so to reverse the image but none of the tools I have would do it properly. Since I have a life and many other things to do, I said "Bah!" and moved on to more important tasks.
So, Orik, since you spoke up and are deeply concerned about this glaring flaw, I'm giving you the chance to empower yourself: make me a reversed Santa sleigh image and I will use it. Or, get me two alternate images (left- and right-facing) and I'll use them.
Doh me and my big mouth...
i will do my best teh bork. but im not a photo expert guy
[img style="width: 157px; height: 62px;" src="http://i40.tinypic.com/2rpcpd5.gif"]
now how to reverse this .. hmmm
Orik wrote:
Doh me and my big mouth...
i will do my best teh bork. but im not a photo expert guy
[img style="width: 157px; height: 62px; font-style: italic;" src="http://i40.tinypic.com/2rpcpd5.gif"]
now how to reverse this .. hmmm
Yes, reverse mirror it horizontally while keeping the full motion (all 3 frames) in order and you'll also need to keep the background transparency intact. The frames run at a rate of 11 milliseconds each in a continuous loop and are 350px × 120px in size (scaled to 157px × 62px). You don't have to scale them, though- it would be unfair of me to ask you to do such a thing, no?
I'll be back later to see how you're doing; please don't let me down!
lol i did something but is not what u wanted but as i said im no pro and this is the best ur gonna get outta me for now cause im off to bed for some sleep...
(http://i43.tinypic.com/1xxgeo.jpg)
santa 1
(http://i41.tinypic.com/2zqsy3a.jpg)
santa 2
(http://i41.tinypic.com/1z5tfyv.jpg)
santa3
(http://i42.tinypic.com/nva34x.gif)
trial version gif maker
post number 666 (//forums/richedit/smileys/7.gif)
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one satan claws ummm i meant santa clause reduce and resized to the specified size as u asked
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[img style="width: 169px; height: 116px;" src="/forums/richedit/cliparts/Angel_Evil/6.gif[/img] [img style="width: 80px; height: 59px;" src="/forums/richedit/smileys/Angry/7.gif[/img] (//forums/richedit/cliparts/Angel_Evil/5.gif)[img style="width: 88px; height: 78px;" alt="http://i33.tinypic.com/29c04ub.jpg" src="http://i33.tinypic.com/29c04ub.jpg[/img] [img style="width: 86px; height: 53px;" alt="http://i34.tinypic.com/2qyye.jpg" src="http://i34.tinypic.com/2qyye.jpg[/img] (//img%5D%5Bimg%20style=%22width:%2047px;%20height:%2047px;%22%20alt=%22http://i34.tinypic.com/fy1t2q.jpg%22%20src=%22http://i34.tinypic.com/fy1t2q.jpg) [img style="width: 79px; height: 136px;" alt="http://i5.tinypic.com/61ov50k.jpg" src="http://i5.tinypic.com/61ov50k.jpg[/img][img style="width: 39px; height: 49px;" alt="http://i34.tinypic.com/afeu0h.jpg" src="http://i34.tinypic.com/afeu0h.jpg[/img][img style="width: 142px; height: 49px;" alt="http://i16.tinypic.com/4vp0v2s.jpg" src="http://i16.tinypic.com/4vp0v2s.jpg[/img][img style="width: 51px; height: 51px;" alt="http://s3.tinypic.com/25675zk_th.jpg" src="http://s3.tinypic.com/25675zk_th.jpg[/img] [img style="width: 46px; height: 46px;" alt="http://i38.tinypic.com/34ir952.jpg" src="http://i38.tinypic.com/34ir952.jpg[/img]
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post number 667 just to get away from the other post number
with a full size Satan umm i meant Santa
(http://i43.tinypic.com/b7o2rl.gif)
I managed to do it with CorelDraw, but if mine doesn't look right I'll use yours. Looks near identical- what did you use to transform it?
[img style="width: 187px; height: 64px;" src="/forums/dev/SANTApig_r.gif"]
a program called easy gif animator it has 20 free tests of it before you have to buy it or a 30 day evaluation period which ever comes first
well tehborken which ever gif you decided to go with, it now looks Fantastic... side note i no longer feel dizzy, seeing it move around the screen... what's coreldraw, is that anything like paint ?
Orik wrote:
what's coreldraw, is that anything like paint ?
It's exactly like paint except for all the features, layers, tools, effects, rollups, plug-ins, filters, objects, matting, channels, masks, histograms, tones, brushes, curves, transforms and output types. But other than that it's almost exactly the same.
Chasing these karmapigs and karmasantas is getting in the way of my doing as many clicks on the breast cancer site as I would like.
I know, I'm learning that I'm not as altrustic as I thought.
Orik wrote:
what's coreldraw, is that anything like paint ?
TehBorken wrote:
It's exactly like paint except for all the features, layers, tools, effects, rollups, plug-ins, filters, objects, matting, channels, masks, histograms, tones, brushes, curves, transforms and output types. But other than that it's almost exactly the same.
I just snorted my rum n coke all over my laptop screen. Thanks TB, lol. I love your wit.
If I miss it.. Merry Xmas! to you and yours...
LOL......love it TehBorken !!!
I just missed it because I clicked into a thread. I like the Santa one too. TOO CUTE!! DS is so festive.
LOL! Couldnt wait could you TB? The piggy is already back!
Russ wrote:
[div style="font-style: italic;"]LOL! Couldnt wait could you TB? The piggy is already back![/div]
Yes, and it's new and improved, too. Let me know if you notice what's changed. (//forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/12.gif)
Let me guess it shoots lazers outa its eyes :lol:
Lazy Orik wrote:
Let me guess it shoots lazers outa its eyes :lol:
Nope, that's not scheduled to be a feature until version 3.x. Guess again. (//forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/12.gif)
TehBorken wrote:
Russ wrote:
[div style="font-style: italic;"]LOL! Couldnt wait could you TB? The piggy is already back![/div]
Yes, and it's new and improved, too. Let me know if you notice what's changed. (//forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/12.gif)
[hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"]Some give you karma and some don't? And it makes the oink oink noise?
purelife wrote:
TehBorken wrote:
Yes, and it's new and improved, too. Let me know if you notice what's changed. [img style="font-style: italic;" src="/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/12.gif[/img]
[hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px; font-style: italic;"]Some give you karma and some don't? And it makes the oink oink noise?
[span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"]WINNER WINNER WINNER! [/span]
Yes, there's a delightfully annoying "oink oink" noise now. But no, it doesn't take Karma away. Maybe someday there'll be an [span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"]Evil Karma Piggy[/span] with horns that will take away Karma, but not for now. Sakha LOVES the "oink oink" sound, although she pronounces it "Koit, Koit". Sadly, Sakha is incapable of making a snorting noise, although I've tried repeatedly to teach her. It's her only flaw as near as I can tell.
She'll say to me "Make 'koit koit' noise" and I'll snort and she'll laugh. (Man, we're just wild and crazy, outta-control folks, aren't we? lol)
Oh yay, it's snowing here again, big fat f*#@ng flakes. At first Sakha thought the snow was "beautiful", but now she knows better, lol. Now I tell her, "Look, more snow, honey!" and she says "oh yes beautiful" with a tear in her eye. So, we're having a "beauty overload" of epic friggin' proportions. Now we say, "Look out, don't step in the Beauty". (//forums/richedit/smileys/Sad/6.gif)
LOL. LOVIN' THE SOUND EFFECT!! (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/7.gif)
i to also like the sound effect.. it is very amusing TB.. and if u have 3 or 4 ds pages open at same time the sound gives warning the pig is on one of them ... but is the karma working i caught the pig a couple of times... yet i think i am still at the same karma i started the morning with...
Orik wrote:
but is the karma working i caught the pig a couple of times... yet i think i am still at the same karma i started the morning with...
My bad- I'd made an edit to a file during testing and forgot to undo it. Karma is working and accumulating again when you click the Karma Piggy.
Orik wrote:
but is the karma working i caught the pig a couple of times... yet i think i am still at the same karma i started the morning with...
TehBorken wrote:
My bad- I'd made an edit to a file during testing and forgot to undo it. Karma is working and accumulating again when you click the Karma Piggy.
HAAAAA! This is almost as good as the Karma takeaway piggy idea! You never know if you are going to increase your karma! LOL.
The Oink Oink is pretty good TB. I had my speakers on loud while at my parents on the island and when I first had the pig across the screen. I caused a sensation lol.
well glad i am the karma piggy is working again. now to try and lure him out... i wonder if that pig calling actually works jejeje
tehborken if you really want your wife to think we are crazy over here, try showing her this video or any pig calling video on you tube for that matter...lmao
[a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NznES_FURf8"]Pig Calling 101 [/a]
^ that was funny
the following are just
[a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AsrCZdzvAY"]sad and insane[/a]
[a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HYvnkKuOTc"]this is disturbing and kind of amusing [/a]
Morning russ hope you had a good christmas...
Afternoon Orik... you too! Hope you had a merry christmas!
blessings russ christmas was merry...
today on the other hand stinks i got a blessed nasty cold and can not take a single anti cold remedy for fear of damaging my liver further... needless to say >>>>>>>waaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
Right. Here we go:
knor knor (Dutch)
boo boo (Japanese)
hrgu-hrgu (Russian)
and (almost unbelievably)
groin-groin (French)
I notice I get the snorting, but with an invisible pig.
Then I just noticed when a piggy showed up, that in my attempt to click on him, he landed in my post.
[img id=karmaImage onclick=captured(); height=72 src="http://discoverseattle.net/forums/pig_l.gif" width=68 border=0 name=karmaImage]
P.C. wrote:
I notice I get the snorting, but with an invisible pig.
Then I just noticed when a piggy showed up, that in my attempt to click on him, he landed in my post.
[img id="karmaImage" onclick="captured();" src="http://discoverseattle.net/forums/pig_l.gif" name="karmaImage" width="68" border="0" height="72"]
Snicker... you are special!
I yam. (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/12.gif)
P.C. wrote:
I yam. (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/12.gif)
LOL! Im starting to think there really is a PC syndrome.
i too have noticed that karma piggy ends up in my posts if i am in the middle of writing a reply some times
that is one odd piggy and having 2 of them on one page was a trip... which one do i click and i could not click either piggy though. ONCE IN A BLUE MOON YOU HEAR THE PIGGY BUT YOU CAN NOT SEE HIM. JUST A WHITE BLUE BOX FLOATING AROUND THE SCREEN THAT SEEMS UNCLICKABLE WHATS UP WITH THAT ? fat finger syndrome and i am not retyping for the accidental caps lock... sorry
Who knows the mysterious ways of the Karma Piggy? (//forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/12.gif) But yes, if you click on him in a post he may automagically appear in the post, trapped forever and ever....
I don't know why you'd end up with 2, and I don't know why it would show up as a blue box...I've not seen that yet myself.
Orik wrote:
i too have noticed that karma piggy ends up in my posts if i am in the middle of writing a reply some times
that is one odd piggy and having 2 of them on one page was a trip... which one do i click and i could not click either piggy though. ONCE IN A BLUE MOON YOU HEAR THE PIGGY BUT YOU CAN NOT SEE HIM. JUST A WHITE BLUE BOX FLOATING AROUND THE SCREEN THAT SEEMS UNCLICKABLE WHATS UP WITH THAT ? fat finger syndrome and i am not retyping for the accidental caps lock... sorry
if it happens again tehbork i shall try to get a screen capture of it.
did you ever get what it was that was teh broken you were working on fixed ? cause i see the test posts you made are now deleted...
the reversible pig is amusing,tehborken... even if it does make me feel slightly nauseous to see it fly suddenly backwards. TehBorken did you implement elusive piggy version 1 on us. cause i could swear that pig is laughing and atempting to make it harder to click it by running a elusive escape partern
Orik wrote:
did you ever get what it was that was teh broken you were working on fixed ? cause i see the test posts you made are now deleted...
Yes and no. In the future, no need to reply to them. (//forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/14.gif) They'll disappear before long.
the reversible pig is amusing,tehborken... even if it does make me feel slightly nauseous to see it fly suddenly backwards. TehBorken did you implement elusive piggy version 1 on us. cause i could swear that pig is laughing and atempting to make it harder to click it by running a elusive escape partern
Nope, there've been no changes at all to the Karma Piggy since the sound was added.
then it's just me who is having a hard time catching the elusive karma pig lol
No, I'm having difficulty as well - what part of it are we supposed to 'aim' at?
And now, of course, I've bagged it three times in succession without any problem at all.
LMAO omg gopher you have to just love or hate that karma pig
i got it 5 times in a row after i missed it 3 times in a row today. and couldn't tag it for the life of me yesterday...
only little blesses 1 or 2 points today which sure beats a kick i nthe shorts... but i bet the ones i missed were 9 pointers... just knowing my luck...
that pig can be fun and annoying... it makes me laugh when i miss it and i end up clicking the link report to a mod link...
how many of those reports to mods have gone up since the karma pig.. and how many new click through's on the add banners :D lol
I am learning to make sure the volume is down when I shut the computer down in the evening. That damn pig has scared the shi....errr, poop out of me for the last time. (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Shocked/1.gif)
awwww yeah PC. that pig can sure make u jump a mile when u r least expecting it...
i am in no way admitting it has frightened me out of a inch of height... (//forums/richedit/smileys/5.gif)
ROFL bless you michel. omg i am laughing so hard... i can just imagine ur coworkers going like WTF is that noise...
Doh!....lol u r to funny today...But I am sure my coworkers say the same thing when i return to work. i know the local junkies and drug dealers do
Too funny Michel!
I have to mute my speakers cuz I know my colleage can hear it. I don't want to sound like a pig.
I wouldn't bother too much, Purelife. People tend to judge by appearances rather than by sounds and you certainly could never be mistaken for a pig.
Twice now I've caught the pig without trying I was just going to open a thread. (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/14.gif)
But if I try to catch it hes too fast.
ooo....pretty picture Michel.
My piggy is on permanent snort. He's not visible.....but he's snorting anyways. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c003.gif" border=0]
sounds like it is time for a refresh of the web page that should stop the piggys snorting. and if not a reboot will...
LOL. You need to get a little stuffed piggy for your desk. You could just say it's to remind you of life on the farm. Then....if anyone hears it, you can blame it on the stuffed piggy.
Oh my.
THIS kind of teddy-sheep ?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v189/SunnyGmani/SheepDate.jpg)
LMAO OMG that is so freaky not to mention funny... baaahahahahahah
Michel wrote:
lol good job to make her keep her come f*ck me shoes... lol I do I know that ????
........
Not to mention her fishnets.
P.C. wrote:
Oh my.
THIS kind of teddy-sheep ?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v189/SunnyGmani/SheepDate.jpg)
Oh dear lord.
What is the stat that i read something like 5% of sheep herders take certain "liberties" with the cute ones ... if they looked like this maybe it would be 10%.
P.C. wrote:
Oh my.
THIS kind of teddy-sheep ?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v189/SunnyGmani/SheepDate.jpg)
Why do the Scottish wear kilts?
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
LMAO ROFLOL ohhh dear god... those are such horrible jokes maybe it's the time.. maybe its the morphine either way... those made me laugh far to much van guy... thanks
Orik wrote:
LMAO ROFLOL ohhh dear god... those are such horrible jokes maybe it's the time.. maybe its the morphine either way... those made me laugh far to much van guy... thanks
I think it must be the morphine - mostly people don't really laugh at my jokes much otherwise.
You are very welcome ...
I am cleaning up on these piggy points ...
Is that you, Michel?
when i was a kid we had the game "pong" not sure how much it cost but i realized that the progaming of karma pig can be much different ....