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This has stirred up some controversy already - and I know PC is game - so here it is ...

Post things that, in your mind, don't add up regarding the official 9/11 story.

1) No name calling or slanderous comments
2) No tinfoil hat stuff (i.e. there is the face of the devil / Osama in the smoke)
3) This is designed for active debate - if you can show that another poster has been misinformed please let them (us) know.
4) This is not a place for politics (Just the facts ma'am)
5) This is not designed to disrespect the people who lost their lives (or the surviving families)  - on the contrary I think the most respectful thing anyone can do is to find out the real truth behind what happened.  If the truth is that some terrorists highjacked some planes - OK, however if the truth is something else - then I think it is very respectful to the families to find that out.


Discover Seattle! / Motherisms
« on: May 04 08 05:46 »
 Mother's day is on the horizon ... I was googling the exact date when I came upon some classic things that mom say to their kids.
My mom told me 27 / 38 of these.  
Did she attend some kind of mom college where you learn this stuff or is it all part of a collective consiousness???

1) Money does not grow on trees
2) Don't make that face or it'll freeze in that position.
3) If I talked to my mother like you talk to me....
4) Always change your underwear; you never know when you'll have an accident.
5) Be careful or you'll put your eye out.
6) What if everyone jumped off a cliff? Would you do it, too?
7) You have enough dirt behind those ears to grow potatoes!
8) Close that door! Were you born in a barn?
9) If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.
10) Don't put that in your mouth; you don't know where it's been!
11) Be careful what you wish for, it might come true.
12) Don't eat those, they will stunt your growth.
13) If you don't eat those, you will stunt your growth.
14) What's meant to be, is meant to be. (Mom only used this when something bad happened or when you experienced a disappointment.)
15) It doesn't matter what you accomplish, I'll always be proud of  you.
16) I hope that when you grow up, you have kids "Just Like you"!  (Also known as the "Mother's Curse")
17) Because I'm your mother that's why.
18) This is why we can't have nice things.
19) If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times.
20) Eat your vegetables, those children in China (Africa, Vietnam) would be happy to have some broccoli to eat! (Contributed by Sheryl McDermott)
21) If you fall out of that tree and break you leg , don't come running to me.
22) "Cheer up, the worst is yet to come." Usually said in advance of grounding.
23) Someday your face is going to stick like that. (Contributed by Karen G in AL)
24) Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. (Contributed by Karen G in AL)
25) Yes, I *AM* the boss of you. (Contributed by Karen G in AL)
26) Because I said so. (Contributed by Karen G in AL)
27) Just wait till your father gets home. (Contributed by Sandra Stofan)
28) No dessert till you clean off your plate. (Contributed by Sandra Stofan)
29) I brought you into this world and I can take you OUT !! (Mostly said after one of us 5 had done something really bad.Contributed by Marcie in Indiana)
30) I've got eyes in the back of my head, that's how
31) Get that thing out of your mouth! (or nose)
32) Just you wait until you have kids of your own - then you'll  understand
33) You tell that bully to cut it out or you'll tell the teacher...
34) I slave for hours over a hot stove and this is the thanks I get?!
35) Honestly... You'd lose your head if it wasn't screwed on!
36) Honestly, that cardigan looks great on you - the girls had better watch out with you around!
37) Bored! How can you be bored? I was never bored at your age.
38) Who'll end up walking, bathing and feeding it...?    

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