Doesn't have to make any sence.
How ironic............after a lifetime of being able to see...........he is now blind
Don't knock on death's door.............ring the bell and run. .......He hates that
Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.
The water is NOT blue.!
[FONT face=Tahoma size=2]Oh man, check it out--I put it inside baggies and then put baggies inside my shampoo, that way the dogs don't smell it. Full proof plan, I think.[/FONT]
Your dam right you will Wang and my money, and time is money to a guy like me and your phone is dead by the way.!
[FONT face=Tahoma size=2]The green-light, not the movie. I gave a go-ahead to the green-light. I mean this thing had a thumbs-up way before it got to me. Wasn't even uh my thumb, it was a woman's thumb.[/FONT]
Kiss me, Kill me, Love me.
[FONT face=Tahoma size=2]In celebration of the BioSphere experiment which has yielded one new species, we present our new flavor of Benjamin, Gerard, and Associates Ice Cream-HumAnimal Cracker Crunch.[/FONT]
I don't come up for coffee, so you don't call me for 3 days.? I don't like coffee, I didn't know coffee didn't mean coffee. But now I wish I went up for coffee, just so I could spit it in your face.!
"It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile."
- Garry Marshall
Conductor, when you receive a fare, Punch in the presence of the passenjare. A blue trip slip for an eight-cent fare, A buff trip slip for a six-cent fare, A pink trip slip for a three-cent fare, Punch in the presence of the passenjare! Punch, brothers! punch with care! Punch in the presence of the passenjare!
Your not Sara Connor...............
Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?
No It's not. IT's a pencil!!
You hold the giraffe steady while I go fill the bathtub with brightly-colored machine tools.
Nuns. No sense of humor.
I'm Batman!
Wait'll they get a load of me!
Did the fire look at you.?
If this is tuesday then this must be Winnetka.
bahhahahahaha He dropped his notes.!! bahahha
bueller? bueller?
[FONT face=Tahoma size=2]He's dead. This is it. My friends, I'm afraid this is the return of the curse of the creature's ghost.[/FONT]
That women on the horse stole 20 bucks off of me.
get killed walking your doggy!
[FONT face=Tahoma size=2]Old Limber Legs, we're walking down old Miller Creek. And when he saw that big old cow, he jumped back in the sink, Old Limber Leeeggs, we're walking....[/FONT]
Oh yeah, like you don't know.
God bless all here
[FONT face=Tahoma size=2]Burton will tell us about his most recent lapse, and the one he has planned for August, which should take him to Rio De Janeiro. It'll be a glorifying hour of witness, I hope you'll join us. I'm Dr. Rudy Moore, now stay tuned for "The Bible Machine."[/FONT]
I'd buy that for a dollar!
Legion starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom.
Damn, I coulda sworn it was unloaded!
Oops, I did it again!
tenkani wrote:
Legion starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom.
...with a sensible cigarette for lunch and dinner.