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There isn't any "context" that can make it OK to shout N-bombs at the top of your lungs in a "joke" that isn't even remotely funny. He obviously got his feelings hurt and wanted to hurt back.
Like I said before, true comedians can handle hecklers and turn the tables on them. If he can't handle hecklers he shouldn't be doing stand-up. Maybe it's the only gig a washed-up no-talent hack can get anymore.

 

Aston Martin  

New Line Cinemas in their infinite wisdom has decided to go ahead on "The Hobbit" without Peter Jackson?!?!?!? Foolish mortals! M'man Igor puts it best:

 

Lobbyist  

lol PC!
All work and no play make TehBorken something something  

Republican  

One night, tenkani couldn't find his well-loved soap so he used a meter maid to scrub his highly evolved, genetically superior uncle.  He accepted her attentions with a warning. Never in his life would he wish the DS folks to post Poloroids of P.C. in her silky smooth negligee looking hot and sexy.  Purelife posted anyway herself as well, wearing Russ' creation.  Before long, everyone was on DS posting videos of the events that occurred with Gopher, Lise and Purelife, and kitten. Kitten watched them perform but her binoculars were steamed up. FC cleaned them, but was unable as his hands were somewhere else up 49er's delightable and much experienced blow-up toy elephant. Aware of his plight, FC dashed in waving a pair of latex gloves ready to attempt elephant abuse intervention. Unfortunately, the elephant exhaled his last bonghit and fell
 

Cape Fear  

Ay caramba!  I stand corrected.
Maybe a nice Cambodian style wedding in Seattle sounds nice.
 

Hi Bye everyone. I'm off to play some Scrabble before bed.  

...mmm...gravy.  

Poor pooch. Our dog is perpetually in a cone from licking a spot on her leg (some nervous tic she just wont quit) so I sympathize.
And I hate pit bulls. Ugly, useless killer beasts.
 

Pizza (a Portland thang)  

Ugh. I'm sooo stuffed. I love turkey. And smashed potatoes. And gravy....mmmmm....gravy.  

MASH