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Messages - Vivek Golikeri

#16
"The guests who went Hungary!" Hohohoho....yes. Thank you heartily for expanding on a joke I have known since the equivalent of middle school.
#17
A waiter dropped the plate of dinner he was carrying on Thanksgiving Day at the United Nations, and that created an international incident. It was:

1) The fall of grease.
2) The smashing of china.
3) The collapse of turkey.
4) It cost a golden new guinea to pay for the mess.


#18
Quote from: TehBorken on Mar 22 13 08:47
It's snowing here, and not just a little bit. :(    Thank goodness the first day of Spring was yesterday. *cough*

Come on, you know as I do that these demarcations between seasons are approximate and not precise. If you had snow on the last day of spring, that would be preposterous. But the first day of spring? You're just having a slightly longer winter.
#19
Hard to FAZE a Russian. Phase sounds like faze, but means something totally different.
#20
Quote from: Chief Wakanakan on Nov 22 12 08:30
Greetings.

I'd like to most respectfully answer your question. My sincere apologies for the delayed response. I am the head of this cause and in kind, I handle the online aspect of it. I'd like everyone to remember the true meaning of today. While you celebrate the slaughter of my people, I want to remind you all that without the Natives help, the white man wouldn't have survived living on this land. My people will get their land back and I'm happy to announce that this year, we've made huge gains for our cause.
Chief Wakanakan
Swayson Tribe

Chief, we are all genuinely sorry about the history of your people, just as we admit that what was done to Jews and Africans was horrible. However, present generations are not murdering your people. Injustices and discrimination do persist, and we will fight these by legal, political and media action.

What First Nations people need today is capital and skills to start a whole rainbow of businesses. To become well-off and self-dependent. You won't go back to living in teepees and burning buffalo chips. You will use central heating, hot water, flush toilets, modern medicine. What your people need is education and enterprises.

#21
If stupidity could be converted into electricity, no-one would pay a power bill again. There is so much of it everywhere. It would be too cheap to meter.
#22
Amazon.com's Kindle system is absolutely amazing. I recently uploaded-published my children's book, and am now researching inexpensive ways to promote it. I won't explicitly say its name here, because Discover Seattle could consider that unethical free advertising. But yes, I too am happy about the Kindle.