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 I gotta get back to work. I'm moving the office today, including the computer.
Ciao for now.
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Oh embraceable ewe!
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Lise, your so Baaaad.
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A young man moves to a village and gets talking to an old man from the village.
He asks the old man what his name is; the old man gets very irate at this point and says: "See that line of houses over there? I built them all, but do they call me Jones the house builder? Do they hell!
 See those railway lines over there? I laid them all, but do they call me Jones the engineer? Do they hell!
See those bridges over that river? I built them all, but do they call me Jones the bridge builder? Do they hell!
But, a long long time ago, I f*cked *one* sheep..."
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Hey, maybe we should get together and hone our Aristocrats act?
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Two sheep herders are flying the herd to a new farm.
 Suddenly, the engine fails and the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground.
SH1: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!
SH2: What about the sheep?!?
SH1: f*ck the sheep!!!!
SH2: (pause) Do you think we have time?
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Wow, I guess all those sheep jokes are true.
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 Here (@ home) working away.  It's coming along slowly. Finally succumed to the temptation of DS.[div style="text-align: left;"]  [/div]

 

Home cooking? My mom knows a few recipies, plus she can read the directions from the side of a box. It's not worth a drive across the continent for.
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Infotainment and McDonalds for all,
 sponsored by the American Taliban



 

255.50$
PC, where's your .50?
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 Here's a letter on CL that I got a chuckle from:[a href="http://vancouver.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/185232520.html"][/a]
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Where can I turn myself in for having impure thoughts?
Maybe we can get purelife to keep a registry?
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The wedding was scheduled for Dec. 2004, so they have probably made themselves parents by now, providing their children with dad/uncle and mom/aunt role models as is the tradition in that part of the country.
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