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Lise wrote:
 Raver. Ya had to write that, didn't ya? LOL.

  You should start a thread dedicated to the Wit of the Raver. I'd be the first to pay thee homage. [/DIV]
   You flatter me!

 I wouldn't even know where to begin with something like that.  

Who have the Republicrooks got thats such a sure thing?

The only time smokers really annoy me is when they light up while I'm eating.  

  So freakin gross!

Have a little consideration!

CSI Rome technicians were able to reconstruct the events leading to the death of this couple.  It turns out they both had such rancid morning breath, they accidentally choked each other to death.

Sportsdude wrote:
yeah so true did you see 24 last night? One of the guys on CTU got drilled in the shoulder with a screw driver and screamed then got hit over the head with a bat and water tortured.  And then Jack said damnit and it was bleeped.  
   Thats because saying damnit has lasting irreversable damaging effects on childrens psyches.  

 Teaching them that a man can be beaten and drilled and make a complete recovery in under an hour is not harmful at all.  As we know, violence has no consequences for good guys.

I don't think Gore will run.  He's pretty focused on the global warming stuff and being president would distract from that.

  Kerry, should really not bother but I think he will try.

Marik wrote:
Sometimes when you're walking in, you see a guy trying to gawk at another man's cock... I avoid that by going in one of the toilets.
But the worst thing is when people START TALKING to you when you're taking a leak... even if you really have to go, sometimes it doesn't come out because of the loud guy (so you waste time at the sink ... wash your hands... wait for the guy to leave, and then go back and do your business). You just don't talk.. I'm amazed that some guys don't follow this.  

 

 This usually happens with drunks.  I like to turn and face them when they talk to me and pee on them.

 That'll teach them!


 

Gunta wrote:
 Let's be freaking real here.

  Obama is black, he is not going to become president.

  No racism intended, it is just the truth.

  This move is just going to sway away the swing voting race eccentric social conservatives.

  When are the democrats going to use their brains?

 

 
 He's only half black.  He's also not a thug  and therefore non-threatening to middle america.  He's the Fresh Prince of DC

Lise wrote:
 Yeah... y'know, I don't get the peeing in a group thingee. How do you guys pee in plain view? [/DIV]
   Mens room eticate dictates (heh, dic) that if there are 3 urinals, and 2 men, there must be 1 empty urinal in between.  If a 3rd person comes in while the 2 outter ones are in use, the 3rd person will use a toilet stall instead.

 The weird thing is nobody tells you these rules.  Its in man DNA i think

 

Nah, my socks get a good rockin regularly.  I can tell the difference

tenkani wrote:
 Wait, you mean the guy I cyber-sexed up last night wasn't you?       [/DIV]
   

 oh jeez!  This comment suddenly made your avatar's spitting apporximately 200% dirty and 1000% more gross.

CK wrote:
 any of you guys have to go to the bathroom at the same time (#1), at a party or something, and to save time pee together? You can pretend you are in Star Wars and the streams of pee are lightsabers...

  ...Oh...I never did that either.....    

 DUDE!!! You don't cross the streams with another dude!  Thats poor mens room edicate.

 You might just as well ask if the guy next to you if he wants to play show and tell with you.

 


   

Simon & Garfunkel wrote:
    I don't think it's right. At the end of that song (I don't remember the name) But they go into this big, dramatic chorus, where they repeatedly tell the listner to lie. It goes like this:
Lie lie lie...BOOM!  Lie lie lie lie lie lie lie. Lie lie lie...BOOM! Lie lie lie lie lie lie lie...
Mommy told me to always tell the truth.
   
 I always thought it was Die da Die.  I thought it was awfully hateful lyrics coming from a couple of hippies

P.C. wrote:
 Is the pic in your avatar any relation?  *heeheeeee  

 LOL good one!

 I declined, mainly because she's not so hot and gets pregnant easily, among other ethical reasons.  If she was hot....LOL

 

 


 

I really hope that Obama wins the '08 Election.  

  Maybe he's as full of crap as all politicians but he's the first one to come along in a long time, that actually seems like he may have some fresh ideas with the peoples intrests in mind, and capable of winning.  

  He's a very charismatic speaker, I'm gay for Obama