[DIV class=mall_post_body_text]ATD- at the doctor.
[DIV class=mall_post_body_text]BFF -best friend fell.
[DIV class=mall_post_body_text]BTW -bring the wheelchair.
[DIV class=mall_post_body_text]BYOT -bring your own teeth.
[DIV class=mall_post_body_text]FWIW -forgot where I was.
[DIV class=mall_post_body_text]GGPBL -gotta go, pacemaker battery low.
[DIV class=mall_post_body_text]GHA -got heartburn again.
[DIV class=mall_post_body_text]IMHO -is my hearing-aid on?
[DIV class=mall_post_body_text]LMDO -laughing my dentures out.
[DIV class=mall_post_body_text]OMMR -on my massage recliner.
[DIV class=mall_post_body_text]ROFLACGU -rolling on floor laughing and can't get up.
[DIV class=mall_post_body_text]TTYL -talk to you louder.
[DIV class=mall_post_body_text]ILA- I'm lost again.
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Damn that list is funny I am currently Laughing so hard I can't get up..
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Glad you liked it, Orik.
LOL @ D
[H1][FONT color=#ff00ff size=5]The Golden Years[/FONT][/H1] [FONT color=#000000]I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh My God what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell!
My mood is bad - can you tell?
My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years has come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my ass.[/FONT]
I have at least 3 of those :(
lol