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tenkani

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« Reply #30 on: Apr 11 06 01:54 »
Legion starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom.
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

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« Reply #31 on: Apr 11 06 02:01 »
 Damn, I coulda sworn it was unloaded!
 
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

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« Reply #32 on: Apr 11 06 05:26 »
Oops, I did it again!
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped. They have not forgotten.

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« Reply #33 on: Apr 11 06 05:40 »
 tenkani wrote:
Legion starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom.

...with a sensible cigarette for lunch and dinner.

 
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

 

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