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If Discover Seattle was a woman...
« on: Feb 10 06 03:33 »
If Discover Seattle was a woman and you were on your first date with her, what would you do? How would you dress? Where would you take her? Would you bring a gift? Would you invite her back to your place for a nightcap...or something?

Responses from female posters are especially welcome.
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Re: If Discover Seattle was a woman...
« Reply #1 on: Feb 10 06 03:36 »
She would be:

[img height=585 src="http://www.vegasartscorner.com/images/BEA-ARTHUR.JPG" width=388] Smart, sophisticated, sexy, talented, stable... barefoot...
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Re: If Discover Seattle was a woman...
« Reply #2 on: Feb 10 06 03:38 »
I would wear my strapless black dress...tee hee ;)

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Re: If Discover Seattle was a woman...
« Reply #3 on: Feb 10 06 03:39 »
AHGGGGGGGGGGGG, MY EYES!!!!!

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Re: If Discover Seattle was a woman...
« Reply #4 on: Feb 10 06 03:41 »
Oh, and I would introduce some sex toys on the first date....YES the FIRST date.  I move quickly... heee hee ;)


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Re: If Discover Seattle was a woman...
« Reply #5 on: Feb 10 06 03:53 »
LOL. Somehow I thought DS would be...younger?
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

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Re: If Discover Seattle was a woman...
« Reply #6 on: Feb 10 06 03:54 »
LOL. Somehow I thought DS would be...younger?

Trust me, she would be. A lot younger. She might not even have a driver's license.
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