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Deep Thoughts
« on: Jun 22 15 07:00 »
My (unmarried) friend Jim, on the subject of marriage:

"When someone is murdered, the first suspect is always the spouse, and that tells you all you need to know about marriage."
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Re: Deep Thoughts
« Reply #1 on: Jun 22 15 07:15 »
Fair comment.
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Re: Deep Thoughts
« Reply #2 on: Jun 22 15 08:34 »
A new slant on shotgun weddings.
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Re: Deep Thoughts
« Reply #3 on: Jun 22 15 09:12 »
That's in the case of married couples but I wonder how it balances out with unmarried couples.
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Re: Deep Thoughts
« Reply #4 on: Jun 22 15 09:13 »
Interesting point - they probably suspect their children.
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Re: Deep Thoughts
« Reply #5 on: Jun 22 15 09:57 »
I am not going to comment on the grounds it might incriminate me. :-X
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Re: Deep Thoughts
« Reply #6 on: Jun 22 15 11:10 »
Is that a chicken in your avatar Paladin ?  8)
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Re: Deep Thoughts
« Reply #7 on: Jun 22 15 11:45 »
I'm more curious about yours, Flatdog
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Re: Deep Thoughts
« Reply #8 on: Jun 24 15 11:25 »
Quote from: Flatdog on Jun 22 15 11:10
Is that a chicken in your avatar Paladin ?  8)


Absolutely no Idea Flatdog.
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Re: Deep Thoughts
« Reply #9 on: Jun 24 15 11:38 »
It looks like a manic ostrich.
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Re: Deep Thoughts
« Reply #10 on: Jun 24 15 12:31 »
Quote from: Gopher on Jun 22 15 11:45
I'm more curious about yours, Flatdog


It's a dragon. It was the closest picture I could find resembling a crocodile.
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Re: Deep Thoughts
« Reply #11 on: Aug 13 15 12:52 »
Quote from: Gopher on Jun 22 15 08:34
A new slant on shotgun weddings.

LOL! Cute pun.
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Re: Deep Thoughts
« Reply #12 on: Oct 16 15 09:22 »
It depends on the day of the week, but I could agree with your friend Jim TB.
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Re: Deep Thoughts
« Reply #13 on: Jan 16 16 12:07 »
Quote from: Russ on Oct 16 15 09:22
It depends on the day of the week, but I could agree with your friend Jim TB.
Same here.
I'd even go as far as investigating the ex spouse.
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